It's finally happened?

By some stroke of divine luck you've just won the ultra-lottery. Over night all your economic burdens become a distant memory as your winnings pour into your bank account and you become one of the richest people in the country. Now that you dont have to worry about rent, food, or utility costs, what will you spend your fortune on?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animation cels and original comic art.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live the same as always, but pay off mortgage, essentials and have a few more vacations every now and then.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing really. do you really need to collect a bunch of useless crap just because you can?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got to a 3rd world country, live there, learn the language, and get a wife, then have a family and raise them to be proper moralists.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incelpost

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "DUCKTALES"
    I HATE THEM

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut ties with my family and frick off to Japan.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy a house but otherwise just live the same without working. Focus on my hobbies and small projects, starting a family, spending time with friends and family, etc.

    I don't need much, I just want to enjoy life without working or worrying about being forced back into working.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Live the same as always, but pay off mortgage, essentials and have a few more vacations every now and then.

      OP here, funnily enough Id do pretty much the same outside of doing everything I mentioned here

      I would lay back in my money throne and assume the role of a producer. Some measly fraction of my winnings would go into the creation of a tiny production company and as the head of it I would buy up any forgotten or obscure capeshit characters I had even a passing affinity for. I'd adapt most of these characters to animation, either in the form of direct to streaming features or animated series. Aside from pic related some of my notable picks would include
      >Diesel
      >Supreme
      >Zen the Intergalactic Ninja
      >Nemesis

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would lay back in my money throne and assume the role of a producer. Some measly fraction of my winnings would go into the creation of a tiny production company and as the head of it I would buy up any forgotten or obscure capeshit characters I had even a passing affinity for. I'd adapt most of these characters to animation, either in the form of direct to streaming features or animated series. Aside from pic related some of my notable picks would include
    >Diesel
    >Supreme
    >Zen the Intergalactic Ninja
    >Nemesis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar to this, I'd use it to expand my game making. I already made small indie games, but I could use the money to hire people to help with things I can't do like music.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd move out to Montana and buy a farm. Then create a climate controlled orchard to grow a variety of fresh fruits year round.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking about it now I'd also set aside some funds to a small comics division dedicated to cleaning up golden age comics for reprint purposes. Some pet projects would see publication here too, but mostly I'd just hire alot of old gays to clean up and re-ink old comics. Captain Marvel and most of the Fawcett Library would be top priority.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start an animation studio to produce me and my friends' show ideas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would live out my dreams of imitating the Fountainhead. Not because I'm an objectivist or a fan of the book.
    I would just say to everyone I'm making a building for the homeless. A massive building where a ton of people could live, get rehab, all the shit they need to turn their life around, even jobs.
    And then , literally one day before launch, I would blow it up sky-high and say the color displeased me slightly so I canned the entire project.
    I'd probably get lynched afterwards but it would be fun to be so colossally petty and assholish for once.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy this garbage site
    Execute all mods and jannies and replace them
    Greatly modernize this site
    Split Cinemaphile by retro and modern so oldgays can talk about muh good ol days and newbies can talk about their brown Disney dykes
    Kill polshitters and tourists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Split Cinemaphile by retro and modern so oldgays can talk about muh good ol days and newbies can talk about their brown Disney dykes
      unironically my hero for even suggesting this. as an oldgay this would be profoundly appreciated. as far as updates to the site goes imagine implenting some kind of streaming element on /cor/ that would allow for shared viewings of older media. Frick that would be glorious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy this garbage site
        Execute all mods and jannies and replace them
        Greatly modernize this site
        Split Cinemaphile by retro and modern so oldgays can talk about muh good ol days and newbies can talk about their brown Disney dykes
        Kill polshitters and tourists

        >Split Cinemaphile by retro and modern so oldgays can talk about muh good ol days
        What is this a fricking phpBB? Sack up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vidya board gets to be split by /vr/ and Cinemaphile
          >somehow wanting the same for Cinemaphile is heresy
          I hope that anon becomes a gorillionaire just to see this change through

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're a bunch of c**ts not to be emulated.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you act as if Cinemaphile isnt rife with just as many c**ts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's a frick imagebooru which is just as old and decrepit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Split Cinemaphile by retro and modern so oldgays can talk about muh good ol days and newbies can talk about their brown Disney dykes
      I'm not even an oldgay and I'd love a retro board to talk about my childhood cartoons without being slid to page 10 by a million DTVA e-girl generals

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'd definitely be using my Frick You Money to help family and friends first. While all that's going on, said Frick You Money is taken to Harmony Gold, where I slap their CEO in the dick with a gold brick and tell him to drop the Macross/Robotech rights.
    That is a mere detour that I take on the way to what I truly intend to do: to fund and produce (by which I mean pick the concept designs that look least moronic) the creation of a true adaption of Artemis Fowl. Entirely animated, full author integration (with me on hand to pay him off if he tries getting too weird), extremely high budget series format.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where I slap their CEO in the dick with a gold brick and tell him to drop the Macross/Robotech rights.
      Why now??? It doesn't matter anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Original series is still turbofricked in the west.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          isnt the ceo in his 80s though? just wait for the old codger to kick the bucket

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know but it's waaaaay too late to fix it now or idk maybe I am wrong.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd personally bankroll any indie pilots, comics or pornography that I both enjoy and think has potential to expand into the industry.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would totally frick scrooge up the ass

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ultra-lottery
    I've thought about this one. After I hire a lawyer and decide how much I'm keeping and how much I'm giving to people I know, I make a YouTube video announcing I'm giving it all away, and ask people who I should give it to and why. From there, my channel basically becomes a reality show where I demonstrate how things are for people in bad situations, and how just a fraction of a fraction of what rich people have can make so many people's lives so much better. I keep a running tab of the amount I'm willing to spend, and how much I spend every episode on screen. Any money I make off YouTube goes back into the project. Any money I get from interviews goes back into the project. If I get a book deal, it goes into the project. And I never stop talking about how rich people don't need to be as rich as they are, and how things would be so much better for everyone if we just taxed the rich a little bit more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So sad about the 5 terabytes of CP that mysteriously appeared on your hard drive

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