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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mark, you're being so baka right now

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST A DRAWING? A DRAWING OF *WHAT* JEREMY? OH JUST WAIT UNTIL DOBBY SEES THIS! I SUPPOSE ITS JUST DISNEY PEDOPHILIA YOUVE FILLED MY LAPTOP WITH, JEZ! NOBODY MINDS A BIT OF PIXAR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY AFTER ALL!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just a pussy or is this show abnormally hard to watch? I see myself in mark way too much so when he socially bombs its like I'm socially bombing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that's the intended effect. It's very good at making you uncomfortable. Really well written and acted show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just normal. Mark Corrigan is the actual "literally me" character

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          for a Cinemaphile poster maybe.
          normies will relate to jez more.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mark is too normal for most Cinemaphileners, he would be outraged at chuds claiming vaccines don't work or that holocaust didn't happen

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >normies will relate to jez more.
            If you weren't ever able to get inside Jez's head and hear his thoughts you'd just think he was a charismatic fun party guy who was good with women. On the outside Jez is pretty well put together.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would only need to know him or live with him very briefly to realise he’s a borderline sociopathic man child with no self control or responsibility though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some say he has bpd.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This goes for almost all Gen Xers who are in Jez's situation though. On the surface they seem cool and charismatic, but it doesn't take long until you realise they're sad manchildren wearing denim jackets and sporting a single earring well into their 40s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I just a pussy or is this show abnormally hard to watch?
      both

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I told my normie friends that I related to Mark and they all were both disgusted and confused. They couldn't fathom that people like this exist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the definition of cringekino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is normal, I have to pause every 10 minutes or so because I cringe too much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the entire point.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peek for me was the episode with the dog.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just turkey!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well Mark? Have you? Had your dick in the dob? Is she an animal or more of a manimal?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that it's funnier and more thematically appropriate that it goes to shit, but I wanted Mark to wind up with Dobby so bad. Just her grinding Mark off in her first episode. Again, I guess just wish fulfillment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be happier with that ending if it wasn't so rushed. Some people hated Dobby, but I liked her. Then they turn her into an insufferable hipster and she disappears for some vague career opportunity in NYC at the very last minute.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dobby seemed way nicer than sophie at least.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Before or after she became an alcoholic? Early Sophie was comfy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and no, nobody in this show can act like a real person for the conceit of the show to function. Realistically Sophie and Dobby would both stop talking to Mark after one episode of dealing with him, but to avoid casting a new actress every episode, they all have to be unrealistically forgiving of Mark and Jeremy's constant, weird frick ups. Sophie is arguably the more realistic one since Mark and Jeremy's hijinks are arguably what drives her into despair

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a pisser cancer innit

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that normal pooing you're doing, Mark?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10.
      >Stick that up your dojo.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How thick is wall?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a junkie I identify with Jez and Hans a lot, hans may seem over the top to some people but you really do run into dudes like that in drug scenes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a businessman I identify with Johnson a lot, Johnson may seem over the top to some people but you really do run into dudes like that in loan management scene.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you fall in love with them thoughever?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even a junkie and I know a couple of Hanses. Down to the weird whispery form of talking he has.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four chaan, Jeremy? Thats insane!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine Mark pronounces 4charn the same way as he pronounces naan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd probably capitalize the "Chan" as well

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first episode at the new year while being drunk and I didn't laugh once

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes a while before the funny parts are revved up, the first episodes are more like cringekino

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Jeremy! Gerard’s died of Covid-19 omicron variant.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a weak everything really.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's so Gerard

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to download the videos you fricking twat!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Favourite girl in peep show? For me it’s Toni. She’s the beautiful poison my friend.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That goth girl Mark bangs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was 17 you SICK FRICK!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn’t care about the shooooesss. She was based.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when she tells off Jeff at the bar
        Wife material

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mark bangs
        Nice try Mark

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dobby, no discussion. Reasonably cute and extremely chill

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thought someone edited pepe in top left corner in thumbnail

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you fricker.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice choice. Merry’s been sectioned!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the manic blowjobs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark's sister

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's always Big lovely posho Suze

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SUZE WHERE ARE THE BIG SCISSORS? HAVE YOU MOVED THE BIG SCISSORS?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stephanie wtf

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The attempt at the American remake had that guy from Big Bang Theory as Mark:

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even from the first person perspective
      fricking americans

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It requires to filming every scene multiple times. In some interview it is mentioned as one of their bigger regrets about the show.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 would have been the best place to end it (Mark & Sophie's wedding). It had the best climax with Mark finally marrying Sophie but not wanting to, then Sophie running away and Jez taking her place beside Mark in the honeymooners' car.

    I'm still glad it continued because there was a lot of kino after that point, but that is definitely when the show lost its direction and the quality suffered.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 1 + 2 has the most realistic cringe

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got so angry when mark spilled his spaghetti with suzie, i loved suzie so much, and mark is literally me but this gay had to drop the whole bowl, frick him frick him, she was going to be mine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean when he calls her a big posh head? He should of went for it, they had chemistry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        when they are sleeping in the same room, and big suze is going for kiss but he says something related to jeremy i don't remember, and bam, she gets angry,
        they were realy good in that episode, big suze was really kind to mark.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah agreed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only cause she thought he was a eunuch.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol this
            morons on this site are so thirsty for pussy they would have no problem with being called a eunuch by a pretty woman

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh sure, you set it to 23, it'll be pootering along, "Oh yeah, 23, easy. Yeah, nearly there." Wouldn't you rather "Frick! 29? Christ, let's get cracking, got to generate some serious heat!" Then when it hits 23, we're suddenly all like "Click. Sorry. Already there." And the boiler will be like "WHAT THE FRICK?"
    what did he mean by this?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    David Mitchell is a posh piece of shit he's laughing at us not with us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Webb is even worse, he's a bloke from "humble beginnings" who got into Oxford - the sort who find their way into the elite and let their ego go wild. He is now an insufferable champagne socialist who writes painful to read articles in the Guardian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Champagne socialism is rife in the uk. The most insufferable thing about it is they don’t see it as a problem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's every British actor. They're invariably someone who was raised in a castle then educated in a different castle, they go to university for acting, then they're in a TV show where half the jokes are them playing a working class character that pronounces words wrong

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not entirely true. These Oxbridge comedians don't study theatre, they usually do something like history or philosophy. Then they all meet up at the famous Cambridge or Oxford Spotlights theatre group and in their clique make connections so that when they leave uni their little comedy group has a foot in the door at the BBC right off the bat.

        Only exception I can think of is Rowan Atkinson who studied electrical engineering.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember miranda hart suddenly being everywhere and thinking it seemed really forced and she's not funny, years later I look at her wiki and her uncle was fricking lord chamberlain to the queen

        >Hart is from an aristocratic background, but does not consider herself upper class,[6] stating that her aunt and uncle live in a castle that they cannot afford to run.[8]

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not upper class
          That malformed dysgenic horse face says otherwise m’ lady.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm not rich, my family can barely afford their castle
          these people are so hilariously out of touch

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you seen their gatehouse? It's practically crumbling

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does it need to have battlements?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                never know when the plebs will get uppity

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a line from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, where two guys are robbing a Lord's estate.

            "Can't you see that they don't have any money? They can't even buy new furniture!"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I assume that is a joke

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can never be too sure these days

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude I'm just a socially awkward loser like you
      >yes I went to Cambridge and mixed in the highest social circles and got elected president of Footlights but did you hear the story of how I simped over Victoria Coren?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He even got to wife her and have a good few years with her before she got walled.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf david mitchell looks like young sam hyde here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll enjoy knowing that he's a total simp cuck. The story of him and his wife basically goes like this:

      >date at uni
      >after uni they move to London, she breaks up with him
      >while she spends years and years whoring herself around, Mitchell is crying by the phone waiting for her call and pining over her
      >Mitchell becomes famous from Peep Show and Mitchell/Webb sketch show
      >Victoria hits the wall
      >runs back to Mitchell
      >he accepts her, they get married
      >she goes from a pretty hot catch with big breasts to the big fatty that we now see on TV panel shows just because she married Mitchell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Victoria Coren is the single best exemplar of the undeservedly smug, morally superior, lefty, metropolitan elite. It was great on question time I think it was when David Starkey called her out for being from a journalist dynasty and only succeeding due to nepotism.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hate to see dudes with terminal oneitis like this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          truth. It's sad because you can't really help them, they need to get over it themselves.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's no secret that every fricking famous english comedian comes from the same 3 universities and is in a clique with the same other english comedians
      nepotism is a real thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why Rowan Atkinson is based and not like other homosexual comedians.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Atkinson is from the exact same roots as all the other Oxbridge comics

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Atkinson is northern though and went to other universities for proper degrees before going into acting.
            That's why he doesn't have the beta anti-British pro-EU mindset that most other comedians have.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So true, all those mock the week comedians who are famous for 5 minutes then release some book and write articles for the guardian.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but he didn't write the show

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Jeremy who never goes outside and never has sex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's mark

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes I am middle class, how could you tell

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmmm, is this the worst thing I've ever done?
    >It might be

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/cambridgeshire/content/articles/2006/06/29/footlights_tour_290606_feature.shtml

    How do you do, fellow lower-middle class inbetweeners?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, Jez, I'm sure she is, but the whole thing is that they keep reminding you of this fact is a little suspect...
    >(When did being a paedo become such a fad? I suppose it was only a matter of time before the losers started to ape the monarchy...)

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