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It's going to flop.

And I'm going to laugh.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK sounds like a good plan Anon. I don't know why you care but you do you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t this already come out

      It wont. The only reason the first one broke even is because the studio decided to release it in theatres and streaming at the same time back during Covid.
      Most people obviously watched it at home given both the fact that they funded part 2 and the huge following on the trailers.

      Even if it flops, who fricking cares? It just means we're not going to get Dune Messiah. We're getting kino regardless.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t this already come out

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh probably. Despite having read the books several times I can't remember a fricking thing about part 1 beyond the immeasurable disappointment and day ruining

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait why is josh brolin in the 2nd one
    his character died

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no sweatty

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part1 was such a disappointment. And with the new trailer i doubt Part2 will be different.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will part 2 include Messiah? Imagine how shitty Paul's throne room will look if this is what Arrakeen looked like.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's what ancient desert settlements usually look like. Ancient in terms of Dune anyway given the movie is set around the year 10,000.
      The architecture blends in with the environment. Very few windows to keep the sun out while using unique architecture to keep the building cool inside.

      Picrel, Siwa Egypt. An oasis in the Egyptian Western desert. Allegedly where Alexander the Great wanted to be buried. Ptolemy honoured his wishes, stole his body and buried it here.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they have the balls to use the "J" word?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their leader was a nigress they're not space muslims anymore.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s gonna filter Cinemaphile even harder than the first one. Know what I’m saying, Dune Dudes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't filtered because I immediately fell asleep.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Part 2 be the last part?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denis Villeneuve wants to make Dune Messiah but after he works on Cleopatra.
      However, Villeneuve's Cleopatra is being made by a different studio than the one starring Gal Gadot. Very unlikely there'll be two different Cleopatra movies in the same year by two studios. So he might just work directly on Dune Messiah right after.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will Part 2 be the last part?
      Depends. If it flops yes if it's a success villeneuf is doing Messiah

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they turned Harkonnen into some edgy dark, brooding generic villain instead of flamboyant gay pedophile i knew this movie would suck. No soul whatsoever. Harkonnen's internal monologues were also the funniest and best part of the book.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which sci-fi kino did you guys prefer? The dry one or the wet one?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avatar didn't have any source material to shit on so I guess avatar.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boring script vs. Bad script
      Ehh...hard to say.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avatar didn't have any source material to shit on so I guess avatar.

      >Boring script vs. Bad script
      Ehh...hard to say.

      You homosexuals do realise that Dune part 1 was just a setup right? That's like saying The Lord of the Rings movies are shit because you only watched Fellowship of the Rings.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOTR was boring too. What movie takes 3 and half hours to set up their characters?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A good movie you homosexual.
          I'm glad you said you hated Lord of the Rings because it shows exactly the type of tasteless butthole you are.
          Go watch the ripoff kids version of Dune, Star Shit. It has lots of explosions and brightly coloured laser weapons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's like saying The Lord of the Rings movies are shit because you only watched Fellowship of the Rings.
        i'm sorry but what exactly is the problem with the best lotr movie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After reading Dune this year, I found it to be a compelling, well researched, ecologically sound argument that nothing good comes out of a desert, and that civilizations that developed near water are inherently morally superior because they weren't hallucinating off their asses in delirious thirst/could think straight.
      Additionally both movies suck, but Avatar 2 at least looks visually interesting.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on who they casted as Chani it's quite apparent this isn't a passion project.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im waiting for the movie but i wont go to cinema money is tight and frick going alone

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your dick is going to flop on the floor as the surgeon cuts it off.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're the same gay who keeps spamming in the D&D threads, aren't you?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like you laughed when Barbie flopped?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Budget is only $122 million.

    It'll at least break even

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