A Clark Kent who grew up on a family farm that gets power through an agricultural electrical cooperative and understands the value of collective bargaining and wishes people would just work together for the greater good. A Superman that will smack the shit out of a corrupt lobbyist and scare him straight. A Clark Kent who has seen the mass exploitation of the small business owner by the massive conglomerates, the John Deeres and Monsantos of the world and dreams of a better way. A Superman who sees through the manipulative bullshit of the Evangelical Christian dogma he grew up with because he's a literal alien from Krypton.
I would kill for a woke Superman.
This board is arguably one of the least infected popular boards around
It's the only board where somebody will mention gay people and there won't be the requisite 3 posts saying >gay 'people'
>woke
I forgot Cinemaphile is area for the blue haired they/them people.
Superman was created by israelites, what more do you expect????
> isn't immediately greeted with a hugbox
> checks out
How fragile.
>puts a space after meme arrows
Checks out.
IMAGINE
> Inigo Montoya has doubts about what you think is the meaning of that word you keep using.webp
>taking down the KKK is woke
Yes.
KHAZAR MILKERS
Right? I want more superheroes with the courage to stand up to federal agents.
>defeating democrats
>woke
pick one
If you're left leaning in any way you're woke.
Superman is woke
The KKK are woke
The only acceptable viewpoint is The Joker and raping Barbara Gordon.
American board. American characters. Go make your own shit if you’re ass pained
Actually,how come /euroco/ and /mhw/ - Manhwa do not exist?
Because like stated above, American board only capeshit and trans indie slop allowed.
No, I mean since Cinemaphile is segmented into its own board, then might as well also segment away European comics and other nations.
>doesn't even mention Ukraine
good, the bots are learning
This just means Gunn wants an Elseworlds cartoon movie adaptation
>"Ennnhhh! AMELIKKKA!"
>*Still consumes American media*
I mean this with every insult intended: superheroes were always "woke."
A Clark Kent who grew up on a family farm that gets power through an agricultural electrical cooperative and understands the value of collective bargaining and wishes people would just work together for the greater good. A Superman that will smack the shit out of a corrupt lobbyist and scare him straight. A Clark Kent who has seen the mass exploitation of the small business owner by the massive conglomerates, the John Deeres and Monsantos of the world and dreams of a better way. A Superman who sees through the manipulative bullshit of the Evangelical Christian dogma he grew up with because he's a literal alien from Krypton.
I would kill for a woke Superman.
>I would kill for a woke Superman.
Well, you're in luck, because
Doubtful. Last time we got snydersupes.
Exactly.
You mean communist Supes? That's been done already.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EYfEcl4uawk
Youtube Shorts was a mistake
Normies don't care about superman.
I fricking despise the /misc/ infection this board has
That's funny, we despise the tumblr infection this board has.
Girls, you're both ugly.
This board is arguably one of the least infected popular boards around
It's the only board where somebody will mention gay people and there won't be the requisite 3 posts saying >gay 'people'
No, but you'll still see people reply to posts about, say, Gooseworx with ">she."
Blame your "allies""ma'am" because it's usually lesbians and gays who hate trans people.
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As God intended.
This thread is the equivalent of spending 1 minute in Cinemaphile btw
>in real life
Uh, what?