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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude, they should just give godzilla a gun and a sword at this point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, we'll get there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if you think it looks dumb, I'm sure I'm gonna love it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there an edit of this yet?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there an edit of this yet?

        I'm not the first but here's my contribution.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so fricking stupid. How can people watch American Godzilla movies, this looks awful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering this about Godzilla Minus Fun.
      Oh wait, nobody watched it at all lol.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla Minus Trannies (You)

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who the frick cares? Why are they still making these?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kong is wearing the infinity gauntlet what do you think?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why just give him one gauntlet, though? I'm throwing out a hypothesis here, and guessing that it's a cast. He probably gets wrecked early in the movie, and has to get his arm reset.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good theory. Or he straight up loses an arm.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kong gets his king-axe wrested from him by the opposing ape and loses his arm to it. Monarch gives him a cybernetic replacement that also has some built-in weaponry

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so far it looks good to me

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously. The last one was garbage too. Only 2014 was any good, this franchise tanked so hard without Gareth Edwards

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2014
      >good
      Lol, lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you think about it, it is objectively the best and only decent monsterverse movie. And yeah, it was good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to be completely honest with you, I haven't even watched the sequels. I did watch Skull Island and surprisingly enjoyed it, before I even knew it was supposed to be connected to this universe. But 2014 was such a disappointing, lame, nothingburger piece of shit movie I had no interest in the rest of the series after that, the King of the Monsters and Godzilla vs Kong ones, I have not even watched them, so if they are even WORSE than 2014 that's fricking hilarious.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can have your opinion, that's fine. At least you aren't saying something silly like the sequels were better. Skull Island was good, though. I don't really consider that a sequel to Godzilla 2014.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla vs. Kong was better than King of the Monsters, at least.
      I liked it. I got to see a giant monkey fight Godzilla and mecha-Godzilla.
      That's all I wanted to see. The script was objectively terrible, but I didn't care.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I got to see a giant monkey fight Godzilla and mecha-Godzilla.
        Yes, I enjoyed those 3 minutes. The other 107 were tragic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you saw a ton of Godzilla fighting Kong and other monsters
          it's at least a huge step up to KOTM where you barely saw them fighting, and when you did, it was barely visible

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >KOTM was a masterpiece compared to that unwatchable garbage
            yeah I really loved focusing on stupid family drama that I don't fricking care about
            Godxzilla vs Kong was a fricking terrible movie, but I at least got to see some good fight sequences.

            Delusional and mentally moronic. There were no good fights in GvK. None of it was on par with KotM. Least of all fights and CGI.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I liked x and disliked Y about some movie
              >NOOOOO you're moronic
              average KOTM enjoyer

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              KOTM was fricking terrible and the fights sucked.
              get the frick out of here with trying to claim it's even remotely on par with Godzilla vs. Kong.
              You can at least see shit happen in Godzilla vs. Kong, even if the movie is fricking terrible.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are a moron. Please stop posting.

              They have literally released in the exact order of descending quality.

              Debatable. 2014 was the best of the fat-Godzilla movies, but KOTM and Godzilla vs. Kong were both terrible.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KOTM and Godzilla vs. Kong were both terrible
                True, and both were so unmemorable that I can hardly distinguish them, but I distinctly remember leaving GvK thinking it was the worst movie I ever saw, and I didn't quite feel that way about KotM. Just my opinion.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Delusional and mentally moronic
              Yes thats the KOTM in a nutshell

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have literally released in the exact order of descending quality.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like hell it was. King of the Monsters was a masterpiece compared to that unwatchable garbage.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >KOTM was a masterpiece compared to that unwatchable garbage
          yeah I really loved focusing on stupid family drama that I don't fricking care about
          Godxzilla vs Kong was a fricking terrible movie, but I at least got to see some good fight sequences.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla vs. Kong was better than King of the Monsters
        Frick you, King Ghidorah is the coolest kaiju.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lore and OST-wise it was much better but its also the same movie that did this shit.

          ?si=7jPI-_OqLOFqJ_EY&t=200
          GvK is better just because the fight scenes weren't constantly cutting away.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much. I loved the idea and tone of KotM, it was just very poorly executed. Genuinely couldn't see what was happening most of the time, even worse than 2014.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's bacground dressing to milly bobby brown's distresses. Bullshit movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They ruined ghidorah in godzilla 2019 with that garbage design, he looks like a stupid dog in that movie. Like how fricking hard is to make a dragon look like a dragon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla vs Kong felt like the pacific rim 2 of the monsterverse
        It doesn’t feel like shit when they destroy half of Hong Kong and kill 2 million people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only 2014 was any good
      Opinion disregarded.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively correct opinion.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, moron
        2014 is the Only good movie
        GvK & KOTM only did well because of morons like (You)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated godzilla 2014 when it first came out but I rewatched it recently and it’s actually good in its genre
      The way godzilla is portrayed in a realistic way, a slow, unstoppable force of nature that doesn’t give a frick about human is much more interesting than this late showa bullshit.
      Godzilla presence make it feels just like a big CGI item on the screen, in 2014 at least it felt like the thing was there and you could feel its destruction and power as it moved.
      Now it’s just pure capeshit. Godzilla vs Kong isn’t good, I’m tired of people pretending it is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It all went downhill from there. G14 was flawed but layed out a good foundation for the series to develop. Kong Skull Island started with the silly marvel crap but it still sort of preserved the core feeling from G14. KOTM just went full moronic and GvK got even worse and SOMEHOW this new fricking movie looks beyond any type of moronation ever before witness in the history of this franchise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This opinion never fails to make the manchildren seethe. It is absolutely right, of course.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you are an edgelord homosexual who can only like le gritty movies. Grow up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla 2014 is the only decent legendary slop, its the only movie in the legendary series that actually TRIED to be good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Godzilla comes out of the ocean and drags Ghidora in and starts kicking his ass.
      >tfw Mothra sacrafices herself and you see the pain in Godzilla's face and his rage

      King of the Monsters had the best fights that didn't feel weightless yet, GvK wasn't bad in that realm though, it just had next to no emotion or stakes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to give Kong another weapon because he’s just a monkey with zero powers
    This is insulting to the story of King Kong, he was never some action hero with power ups and shit. He doesn’t belong in the world of Godzilla. Giving him BS weapons doesn’t make him cooler

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get why they just won’t give him the fricking lightning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagreed. The fact that he is a monkey and can use tools is what makes him a unique creature in this world

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s legit ‘98 tier already. Fricking pink dorsal plates and a makeshift infinity gauntlet, so they can fight a balding orangutan that legit looks like a Black person.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pink dorsal plates
      Godzilla 2000

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, it's made by the very same monsters it's supposed to warn against, Americans.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit Godzilla
    duh

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao no way. Please be real. I want this to just be an absolute embarrassment for the West compared to Minus One.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like comparing Showa movies to Godzilla Returns and I don't think that's really fair. Godzilla Minus One was not made to sell action figures. It's one of the best Godzilla movies of all time but it's not really the kind of movie kids will go for.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not made to sell action figures

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A $100 SH Figuarts collectable that maybe a few thousand adults will buy from BBTS versus millions of mass market toys that will be sold in Wal-Mart and Target for children.

            Like I said, Toho is being wise on the business side of things. They are letting the Japanese films be the artisan projects aimed at older more hardcore movie fans while not costing much to produce, and there's also the big budget Hollywood movies that sell tons of tickets and toys. It makes a lot more sense than trying to have both the eastern and western arms of the Godzilla IP trying to do the same thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if there was any shame to release this the week Godzilla Minus One came out
      an actual movie vs this slop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to imagine how they wouldn't feel a deep sense of shame, but these "people" are barely human. I really have no idea what they think, or if they are capable of shame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh LAWD Kong got the Infinity Gauntlet he about to SNAP

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We wuz kongs n shietttt!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think toho is gonna take their license away

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is hollywood regressing so damn much these days?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're posting this as a good example? That movie was garbo, too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet Godzilla's movement in that clip is infinitely better than in the new trailer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It looks terrible too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movements actually just low effort most of the time

          Then in the last 10 seconds it shits the bed hard on the lamest money shot I've ever seen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and it's still significantly better animated than the new shit. Godzilla has the weight, posture and momentum to him that a 120m brick shithouse of a theropod in a full sprint should have. Every step shakes the camera. Debris fly everywhere as streets are pulverized under his weight. His dorsal plates are pulsating with the power of a fresh nuclear bomb as a threat display towards Ghidorah. The shot is done from a low angle, with buildings, trees and aircraft to instill the proper sense of scale that a giant monster should have.
          Now compare it to this. Godzilla comes up out of the ground (???) and almost immediately breaks into a run, which looks horrendously awkward on his build. The lack of time spent showing him building momentum from a standstill and the humanoid posture makes the shot look horribly weightless. There's nothing in frame to give these monsters any scale, they're just in some abstract cave full of crystals. It's just fricking ugly and bad.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That stance... QUICK! Somebody find the webm of Erzra Miller running for Justice League!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Save the wall text for your suicide note troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the little teensy arms :o)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This scene doesn't look good either. Notice how the camera does its best to avoid showing the monsters full body destroying the city while they charge. Because there wasn't any destruction being animated. Plus Godzilla moves stiff like a golem in this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what i imagine AI generated movies will end up looking like

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this one is already AI

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof? would be fricking hilarious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are the running away from something? is kong chasing gozilla? did they team up?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've had an alliance since Godzilla vs Kong. They're fighting another evil giant ape and another giant lizard creature in this one.

        [...]
        Most people have a pretty low opinion of the Showa movies. The Heisei era and the millennium movies were way better than anything except maybe 2014.

        Frick you, showa era was fun.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They've had an alliance since Godzilla vs Kong
          they have? man, i don't remember a thing from that movie

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They both mutually got their shit kicked in by mechagodzilla until the children spilled their juice on the control panel. Great bonding moment.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >man, i don't remember a thing from that movie
            The walled girl and the two fatsos were unbelievably annoying.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ^See? Showa was fricking silly and cool. This will be stupid fun, too, and it won't be worse than the worst of Showa. It won't even be as bad Megaguirus. Frick dude, it's like the whole board didn't see Final Wars or '98. Frickin queers.

          [...]
          Most people have a pretty low opinion of the Showa movies. The Heisei era and the millennium movies were way better than anything except maybe 2014.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There are bad Godzilla movies
            >That means I like bad movies

            Okay dude, whatever you want.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize the showa era Godzilla movies were nothing but quick brainless cash grabs captalizing on the success and brand of the original movie that only appealed to children and almost buried the franchise if it wasn't for Godzilla 1985 right?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. And it was kino.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody cares. Campy Godzilla is best Godzilla

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you don't care about anything thats why nobody takes the shit you say seriously. Just like showa Godzilla

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Showa Knower

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking A right. Trips of truth.
            Reverse search it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla is cropdusting Kong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not.
        It's from a movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now post how he moves in Minus One. This is so much fricking better looking it's unreal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit I am laughing so hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not how gorillas run

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel, it looks like a mobile game ad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all we need is the shonen anime opening edit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      longer version just leaked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOKS LIKE KINO'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT MONSTERS IF YOU ARE GOING TO FILM THEM LIKE FRICKING HUMANS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure you really understand Godzilla

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no you don’t get it it’s actually supposed to be shit!
          every time

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you. Just because it was a man in a suit didn't mean it was filmed like it was a human walking around. There was a sense of scale. Can you tell if Godzilla and Kong are 6 feet or 300 meters high in the webm?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            uh yeah it was

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't the 50s anymore you fricking troglodyte. Do you think gay still means a bundle of sticks and do you think a rainbow is just an optical illusion of colors? Frick off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          SOVL. Why must everything turn to shit. Life was so wholesome back then. Kids laughed. Adults laughed. The old films had a realism because of MiS's that CGI cannot replicate. Most importantly Godzilla was funny and you empathized with his struggle.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure (You) really watched anything Godzilla related prior to Legendary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just so we’re clear, everyone hates this because it doesn’t demonstrate the scale of these mons at all right? They run like they’re human sized

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's sped up in the webm

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.2014 godzilla feels big

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slop slop slop goes the American

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-BUT JAPAN DID THAT FIRST IN SHOWA !!!

      Exactly, and Godzilla francize was once almost dead because of that.
      Japs at first enjoyed the goofiness of Showa Godzilla but soon they got tired of it and popularity sharply declined.
      That's the reason why Toho had to reboot Godzilla with Heisei.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-He’s fast

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        juiced

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HUFF HUFF HUFF
      >CMON KONG WE'RE ALMOST AT THE MCDONALDS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This look beyond moronic what were they thinking?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where are we going, Kong?
      >I don't know, I was following you.
      >Frick it. Let's just keep running!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you see any of them after 2014? Of course it will suck. Real question is if it can top GvK, one of the worst movies I ever saw in my life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks pretty easily worse than GvK

      I wonder if there was any shame to release this the week Godzilla Minus One came out
      an actual movie vs this slop

      Don't pretend like Minus One is better than this. That was total garbage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't pretend like Minus One is better than this. That was total garbage.
        Bait/10

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're the only one pretending mate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. To both.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont pretend you are not moronic

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to suck because they didn’t give us Godzilla Jr and it’s a Kong movie made to give him his King Status.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a Kong movie made to give him his King Status.
      its going to be kino
      >kong kills the orange/red ape
      >becomes the new king

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been sliding down the capeshit hill real fast ever since 2014 goji, this looks unwatchable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2014 was excellent. A great film and a great Godzilla film. King of the Monsters then immediately turned what was a grounded action disaster film into braindead Marvel quipping bullshit and incoherent science fiction weapons against monsters that bow to each other. This moronic trash is par for the course.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry meant to say after 2014, yeah

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought King of Monsters was better than 2014 but I agree a lot of the dialogue was pure fricking cringe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they linked up

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he running from kong or running with kong towards something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as how he's looking straight ahead, I'm guessing they're charging at something.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      obviously running together but it's funnier if you imagine he's running from kong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not watch it? "Van Halen's "Running with the Devil" is playing.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like pure trash

    >infinity gauntlet kong
    >pink homosexual godzilla
    >running godzilla
    >EPIC DOOD actions scenes

    jesus christ just launch the nukes already

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing on Kong's arm is clearly supposed to be some kind of human engineered arm brace, suggesting he is injured in his first battle with the new villain. The thing that gets me is that Godzilla receives top billing, but he is literally put on ice until the team up in the third act? What about his arc? Also, the final battle is going to take place in some hollow earth bullshit instead of a major metropolitan area? You're denying people one of the few pleasures of watching these movies: seeing massive collateral damage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, both movies are focusing way more on Kong. I think it’s because Goji is far stronger and more popular so this is their way of making it up for Kong but it’s too balanced

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, the final battle is going to take place in some hollow earth bullshit instead of a major metropolitan area?

      It's Kong becoming King, so yeah. Though seeing as how the trailer opens up on the pyramids, there's probably going to be some city smashing seeing as how there's a city within spitting distance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the sense that, because Godzilla was so different from movie to movie throughout his history, the Legendary team don't know how to give him a character arc at all, or what it would look like. That's why I think Goji is completely without character or motivation for all these movies. It worked in 2014 when he was just a natural threat, but now that they are doing capeshit it makes no sense for Godzilla to just be doing these things for no reason.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        One issue is Toho has 100% final say on Godzilla even with legendary licensing him out and they dont want him portrayed as anything less then kaiju super sayian always getting stronger.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems one of the major battles will be in Brazil

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla Timesed By Kong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it Godzilla ECKS Kong?
      Godzilla AND Kong?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        TV reports have just been saying "Godzilla Kong"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Godzilla Multiplied By Kong

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla/Kong: Ecks vs Sever

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH

    BRO

    DOES KONG HAVE LIKE, THE INFINITY GAUNTLET? THATS FRICKING EPIIIIC DUDE

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this ends up being funny bad and not boring bad.
    The running scene gives me hope for the former but I expect it will be the later

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kongbros...we made it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that second scene really from king kong? or has naomis face been cgi'd onto something else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from the 80s one.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer for the Godzilla vs Kong movie was pure hype. New Empire is kinda boring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kong vs zilla posting was pretty funny

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the trilogy thing real? So this movie is to establish Kong as a king in his own right.m, Godzilla gets a power up. So who will the endgame villain be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shimu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Space Godzilla or something moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, Space Godzilla would be sick. Probably my favorite villain.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is another

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Godzilla's wife to come back to him

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they call it "Godzilla x Kong", I've always associated the x as a shipping thing. Are they gay now? First on screen kaiju kiss?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "x" thing means crossover. In other words, it's a really stupid title. Adam Wingard destroyed this franchise.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron. X has been used in Godzilla movies before.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam Leviooohsa

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make Kong a fricking brawler and give Godzilla anti-grapple magma skin (to explain why Kong didn't tear him apart)
    Boom, solved, you have Kong ragdoll things like a powerful ape while Gojira gets to do fancy shit like lasers and maybe forma roja for the climax

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be as bad as Minus One. Jesus frick, what a massive pile of shit disappointment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. To both.

      This looks pretty easily worse than GvK

      [...]
      Don't pretend like Minus One is better than this. That was total garbage.

      Samegay troll from the other thread

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when will they have to buff Kong into being full cyborg? He's already way underleveled to fight any of godzilla's enemies.

    Also hope that it's not just a Godzilla vs Monkies movie, there are so many better monsters they could fight.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be fine. You watched the Showa movies. Frick off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone acting like the new trailer is somehow cringe
      I feel like the only one who actually watches old Godzilla movies. Are you people fricking moronic? If they ever introduce Space Godzilla are you going to shit and piss and moan about that too?

      Most people have a pretty low opinion of the Showa movies. The Heisei era and the millennium movies were way better than anything except maybe 2014.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most people have a pretty low opinion of the Showa movies

        Miserable pretentious homosexuals who think Godzilla is some deep shit.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla got a sex change didn't he?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone acting like the new trailer is somehow cringe
    I feel like the only one who actually watches old Godzilla movies. Are you people fricking moronic? If they ever introduce Space Godzilla are you going to shit and piss and moan about that too?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Godzilla fans only watched '98 and 2k14 and assume all films are like those and any that aren't are goofy Japanese cringe

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's put our 2 enormous kaijus in a massive open cave and shoot them with a wide shot so they look human sized by comparison

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They kinda did that shit already with GvK. In GvK most of the monster scenes felt weightless. Godzilla and Kong were trowing themselves at buildings and nothing colapsed. It was like seeing two guys trowing themselves at wall.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably. Most Godzilla movies suck, though.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywood

    it's a given

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will watch it for she

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on Earth is with this cinematography? Everything is vignetted and the background has some wild radial blur applied. Fricking disgusting, I want to puke.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally just an anamorphic lens with really noticeable distortion and vignetting, shot close, most likely wide open or near wide open which often especially affects sharpness as well.

        I don't think there is any post blur, though I could be wrong ofc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on Earth is with this cinematography? Everything is vignetted and the background has some wild radial blur applied. Fricking disgusting, I want to puke.

      >moronic tranime Black folk and pajeets will look at this and say that it looks good

      And these same mentally moronic subhumans have the gall to pretend Godzilla 2014 is bad somehow.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        godzilla 2014 is absolutely amazing with how it treats the kaiju as large and menacing and the destruction is incredible (im still upset the home release fricked the lighting) but as a movie it's a snooze fest
        they fricked the pacing after bryan dies and i just fall asleep after that
        still the best production of the monsterverse tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro if she approached me in a club or venue or something i'd assume she's the used up coke roastie that smells like musty roastie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Rebecca Hall so much, it's unreal!

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously? Do you have eyes?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if all the kaijus are from monster island, then what made some of them leave

    why did godzilla leave

    why frick up their lives by bringing humans into the mix

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer is abysmal. THIS is the street they show people running down. Like 50 people in a tiny alleyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I thought the same thing. Fan-film teir.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >quips
    >closes tab

    Oh Yeah, Its sucks alright!

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have to go to a monster Isekai? fricking moronic.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were holding hands from the thumbnail.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off, it will be kino

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be as good as the last one which was pretty fun. Will never be as good as Skull Island again, or the recent Japanese ones.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are "people" in this thread who didn't have fun watching GvK
    No actual Godzilla fans above my post, just Black folk.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    King Kong is frickin' lame

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pink atomic breath... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was purple actually. Making it purple and giving Kong lightning would have saved the movie but now its all pure headcanon that doesn't tie into other movies or established lore at all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pink dorsal spines... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      >Baby kaiju... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      >Godzilla teaming up... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      >Kaiju avengers shit... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      >Godzilla moving weird... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      These movies have all had loud critics, especially the Showa era movies. Those have been clowned on for decades, like before the internet was even a thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously. The last one was garbage too. Only 2014 was any good, this franchise tanked so hard without Gareth Edwards

        This. Legendary started off so strong with a director who actually had an appreciation for Godzilla and knew what a good Godzilla movie should look like. Now you have 60 IQ literal children ITT defending reddit capeshit writing and acting like the Showa era was the best thing to ever happen.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and acting like the Showa era was the best thing to ever happen.
          I've noticed a recent surge in this mindset. Growing up on all the Godzilla forums like Kaijuphile and Rodan's Roost, people always ragged on the later Showa movies (except the Mecha G films) for being kiddy and goofy and praising Heisei's more grounded, serious tone. Recent years people have been criticizing the Heisei movies for being melodramatic beam wars and Showa was unappreciated turn your brain off fun.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's posts like this that are incredibly disingenuous. In the west we didn't even have access to the Heisei films until the early 2000s. Biollante was the only movie you could rent and then Godzilla 2000 was actually in theaters. If you want to pretend you're some mega gen x nerd that had access to hard coded subbed VHS tapes of the Heisei films, go right ahead, but Shows used to be all we had.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the Heisei series was dubbed vhs by 98, with MechaGodzilla II through Destroyah released in 99.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gen X elitism is dying off in general. That is what you are describing. I know it must be hard for you all to see, but take solace in that it happened to every generation before you, and will happen to those after you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trannies making shit tier comparisons as usual
      Its purple you blind homosexual

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pink dorsal spines... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another missed opportunity. Could have just made him Godzilla 2000 and it would have been hype as frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arguably the best Godzilla design. No pear shape. Perfect sized arms.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla 2000's spikes weren't fully pink, only at the tips, and they glow fiery orange when he charges the atomic breath, japan knew not to went full moronic with it. Unlike muttmericans.
      Stop making shit comparisons.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baby kaiju... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pink dorsal spines... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      >Pink atomic breath... BAD
      >(except when Japan does it)

      Who are you quoting?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        American Godzilla fans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is bad, and minilla is nothing but a meme

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla teaming up... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JE JAGA
      >JE JAGA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes this movie was indeed bad. You definitely hit the jackpot there Sherlock

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kaiju avengers shit... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right lol and its why

      >KOTM and Godzilla vs. Kong were both terrible
      True, and both were so unmemorable that I can hardly distinguish them, but I distinctly remember leaving GvK thinking it was the worst movie I ever saw, and I didn't quite feel that way about KotM. Just my opinion.

      You are a moron. Please stop posting.
      [...]
      Debatable. 2014 was the best of the fat-Godzilla movies, but KOTM and Godzilla vs. Kong were both terrible.

      Obviously. The last one was garbage too. Only 2014 was any good, this franchise tanked so hard without Gareth Edwards

      are all massive morons. Wingard is an actual Godzilla fan and these movies are literally modern day showa era films with Hollywood budgets. Even if you think Godzilla running is Bayformers shit (he did it in KOTM) Transformersgays still find enjoyment from those movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan did avengers shit before capeshit, and they did it better by not taking it seriously.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Kong looks so old?

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla moving weird... BAD
    >(except when Japan does it)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that scene combined with godzilla dancing in monster zero and godzilla flying in Hedorah are cringest shit in the entire franchise.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole trailer was kino. my only fix would be the way godzilla runs, make it so he runs horizontally like a tyrannosaurus rex; he can walk upright but running upright makes it look like a human.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla is entertaining for about five minutes it always seems like it’s going to be entertaining but there isn’t much to the concept outside of spectacle

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they run like human?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably recorded someone running in mocap

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fun.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There better be an explanation why Godzilla went from blue to pink.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back from seeing Minus 1, it was great, on par with Shin Godzilla. Actually cared about the human story.
    Only real criticism is some of the CGI on Godzilla himself was a little janky in some walking shots. But overall the effects were great as well.

    And then I get home and see the trailer for what looks like Fortnite DLC: Monke upgrade. Holy frick, this looks terrible. It's gonna have the annoying amerimutt characters back again, plus they've decided to go full moron with this hollow earth premise. It just looks like a bad movie. Complete slop.

    That being said, the local toy stores still sell GvK action figures, so I assume this movie will do what it's intended and sell a bunch of kids toys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But googly eyes shin godzilla is fine.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he was disturbing. Especially barfing up blood. I'll take that awkward shot over a whole trailer that looks like a PS4 cut scene

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking Godzilla x Kong not "vs" the second I saw that I had a bad feeling. Just another Godzilla flick to add to the pile.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Shimu

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a second there I thought they were holding hands

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that comes later in the movie

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way, it's Final Wars baby
    If they're gonna go ham, lets get some dropkicks, Suplexes and Burning Godzilla

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does somebody have the plot leak that was posted here months ago? The anon was right about Scar being red monkey and Godzilla getting a power up

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will watch it for she

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m married with kids and my loving wife acts weird about her arm pits. My crazy ex girlfriend would let me lick, sniff, tickle, and even spit in her arm pits and frick them. Life is a wild ride.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      scarlett johannson at home

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla buddy cop movie

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but why is godzilla a gay now? what's with the pink?

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally two types of Godzilla movies and they're both great for their own reasons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally
      >they're both great for th
      go back

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh didn't this already come out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could edit a hot fuzz picture with gidorah as the swan

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla running like a normal fricking dude

    Am I missing something? How?

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha look at those spikes hahaha they are even fully pink. Looks nothing like the new troony depiction

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END WITH DESTOROYAH! NOT LIKE THIS!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DESTOROYAH
      Overrated lobster.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Contrarianism

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla movies are capeshit for weebs, only manchildren watch this nonsense

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pure kino you gay homies

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the slice of life anime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a manga for that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully there's a doujinshi too

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT A MINI KONG?!?!
    Peak slop.

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give godzilla to the american pigs
    >they turn him fat and gay

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS HE PINK

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks beyond moronic, bottom of the barrel marvel independence day 2 tier shlock. Therefore it will be enjoyable on the most primitive level, but overall it will be absolutely horrendous.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that they removed the whole weight feel of 60m tall monsters. It seems they are just some cgi normal scale animals, not gargantuan beasts. Godzilla 2014 atleast understood that much.

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep thinking anyone gives a shit about King Kong lol. People want a Godzilla movie, not King Kong with Godzilla in it.

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop* *slop*

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they never say King Kong? just Kong is a shitty name

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo this isn’t as serious my le RT approved Godzilla Minus Fun
    Haha

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty, I'm really just watching this slop to see if we get any surprise returning Godzilla kaijus ala Mechagodzilla from GvK. If it don't have any of that then I'm out

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By what general factors can you tell a franchise has gone the capeshit way?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when it starts release side chracter spin offs with their own tv show on their tv network

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tremors counts as capeslop??

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          always was

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When dialogue sound AI generated and nothing is treated seriously, there has to be a constant reminder that the writers are "aware" of how "silly" a premise is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      normies are still hype for giant monkey and giant lizard movies, there is no fatigue, its just a stupid movie with a giant monkey fighting stuff, people overcomplicate these things

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a series about giant animals wrecking cities. Whether Japanese or American it's not exactly high brow entertainment, it pretty much the textbook "just shut your brain off bro" movies.

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real Fast & Furious feel from the trailer at the moment, was expecting Vin’s misshapen head to pop out and start talking about family

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ you homosexuals must be insufferable. They're just dumb fun monster movies, go watch Shin and Minus One if you want something else. I'm gonna watch Kong fight a big orangutan and enjoy it and you cynics are so jaded you can't even do that.

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick has CGI gotten THIS bad? The recent American Godzilla movies make even the 1998 Godzilla look like a fricking masterpiece, and no one gave that film a pass. Why do audiences tolerate this shit?

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    n

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        g

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shittiest thing is that there's no sense scale. The monster shots are at eye level and all in caves or landscapes that don't give a sense of how large they are. Why make a giant monster movie if the monsters don't look giant?

    And the big baddie is a balding orang utan. Just weak.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst scene in the trailer for me, is the one with the ''giant dogs'' chasing Kong, it looks fricking ridiculous, you have to pause to notice that they are giant creatures, because they are animated like normal size animals.

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is full of homosexuals who take shit movies too seriously. Instead is discussing art you fling shit in a field like ravenous monkies. Frick you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rather watch Godzilla Destroy all Monsters than any nolan pretentious slop. Go back to making ''bane?'' memes, pretending that movie wasn't utter garbage.

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah this is definitely not the direction I wanted it to go in. Giant apes are a pretty lame monster compared to everything available in Godzilla universe, but I’m going to buy it and watch it every few years

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting that the only way people seem to be capable of defending these new movies is by insulting and belittling the old films. Very intriguing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds exactly like the ''finger pointing'' fallacy tactic that leftist, feminists and trannies use as ''argument''.

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I, I WILL BE KING

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes ITS KNEELING TIME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Go lay an egg you a dumb biatch.

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watches trailer
    ... Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No and this to add.

    Monarch's story hasn't even begun to play out yet.

    Outpost 14 - Mindanao, the Philippines (Male and Female MUTO hatch site)

    Outpost 32 - Antarctica
    (Ghidorah)

    Outpost 33 - Skull Island
    (Kong)

    Outpost 47 - Utah
    (Uknown)

    Outpost 49 - Loch Ness, Scotland (Leviathan)

    Outpost 53 - Stone Mountain, Georgia (Tiamat)

    Outpost 54 - Castle Bravo, Bermuda (Godzilla)

    Outpost 55 - Sedona, Arizona
    (Scylla)

    Outpost 56 - Isla de Mara, Mexico
    (Rodan)

    Outpost 57 - Machu Picchu, Peru (Quetzalcoatl)

    Outpost 58 - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (Behemoth)

    Outpost 61 - Yunnan Rainforest, China (Mothra)

    Outpost 65 - Cairo, Egypt
    (Sekhmet)

    Outpost 66 - Manpupuner Rock Formations, Russia
    (Amhuluk)

    Outpost 67 - Munich, Germany (Methuselah)

    Outpost 68 - Volubilis, Morocco (Baphomet)

    Outpost 75 - Jebel Barkal, Sudan
    (Mokele-Mbembe)

    Outpost 77 - Devil’s Tower, Wyoming (Abbadon)

    Outpost 91 - Mount Fuji, Japan
    (Yamata no Orochi)

    Outpost 92 - Angkor Wat, Cambodia (Typhon)

    Outpost 99 - Ayers Rock, Australia
    (Bunyip)

    Outpost 236 - Skull Island
    (Kong Dome)

    Unnamed HQ Arlington, Virginia

    Unnamed Outpost, Indian Ocean
    (Na Kika)

    Unnamed Outpost, Janjira
    (Male MUTO)

    Kong Monitoring Station
    (Hollow Earth)

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta have them big macs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

      Please, we all know that Goji and Kong are Carl's Jr. Chads.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

      AI slop, stop sharing please.

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Kong shit in the jungle?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine all the African houses you could build with one of his poos.

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you WILL kneel
    also, neuron activation

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