Shut the frick up Johnny, noone wants to see your bawd daughter with a pathetic Black. I'd watch her get fricked by Kevin Smith though. That'd be weirdly arousing
frick you fricko, Lily is good in this and Ill die on that hill. She can cry in scenes and its believable. Do you know how hard that is for an actor to pull off? The story is interesting too. It really exposes how fricked Hollywood is and I should know homosexual.
God I wanna jerk it to Lily Depp's little perky nipples. The Weeknd gives her that BBC, lucky bastard gets to have hot sex scenes with every zoomer chick.
A brutal blackpill about Hollywood and women trying to make it, with unironic excellent cinematography to back it up but a lot of sub par acting. It could have been kino if they actually had some main characters who could act though
honestly it kind of works in that sense. some of the stilted reactions make it feel like a fever dream at times.
>what's this about?
she is so kino. Loved her in Red Rocket and thought she had an amazing singing voice doing that Bye Bye Bye cover, I'm glad she got to show off her singing voice again. very qt as well. kind of insane how an ex amateur porn girl is doing better acting over some of the younger leading women on tv/in film.
>kind of insane how an ex amateur porn girl is doing better acting over some of the younger leading women on tv/in film
brb gonna go do some uh research
A brutal blackpill about Hollywood and women trying to make it, with unironic excellent cinematography to back it up but a lot of sub par acting. It could have been kino if they actually had some main characters who could act though
>what's this about?
hollywood and how sick it is
Then the weeknd basically got pissed the show wasn't about him, director and lots of staff leave the project, they bring in Levinson and turned it into
It's just Johnny Depp's daughter getting her ass smacked by the Weeknd and a bunch of soft core porn
And softcore porn is a bad description. It doesn't hold a candle to other hbo dramas, let alone some shit you'd find on Cinemax. Not to mention the sex scenes dialouge is worse than literal porn. Depps parts are alright and believable, but the weeknds lines read like a 9th grader wrote them and his acting is terrible. There are some good parts though. The music video shoot was good, watching literal israelites be israelites in their own israeli way is entertaining, and the dinner scene was cool, besides for the fact that that the weeknd can't fricking act. And it tries so hard to be edgy and shocking, but in that regard it is much closer to a dude shiting on someone in Oz than the motel scene with Jules in Euphoria. I really think this fricking dude ruined what could've been a show I would really like. It doesn't even feel like Levinsons type of degenerate behavoirs on camera
a major Kpop star chose to almost certainly be murdered by one of her numerous autistic psychotic fans in exchange for a 45 second role on an HBO series including this exchange
Wtf is wrong with kpop fans? Why are they so obsessed with their singers having a pure and almost holy image? I can’t image western zoomer girls being this weird over harry styles, if he ACTED a dickhead in some show.
This man the weekend has saved Deniros ass. If you asked anyone what the worst decision in Cinema has been in the last ten years they’d say casting Deniro as Frank Sheeran. Well this dope the weekend has now taken the title for casting himself in this show. Guy is the worst actor of all times. A porn star would have done a better job.
I've been thinking about this since the webm was first posted here and have come to the conclusion that the zipper/buttons on the pants goes all the way around, or at least far enough to expose the pussy. At 0:04-0:05 you can kinda see it.
The first two episodes felt like a different production. I was kind of into it and then episode 3 felt like a huge step down in writing, editing, and the Weekend had to try to act like a dangerous pimp and couldn't. Also feels like we skipped an episode or two with how he just starts controlling everything. Stupid cringe scenes like Hank Azaria and the fat black b***h on the phone with Eli Roth.
It's anecdotal, but even the women I know who were all into 50 shades of Grey don't like it. This shit isn't hot at all, nor is it disturbing, or even cringe to be honest. It's just fricking awkward.
This is for porn-brained autogynephiles more than it’s for women, a lot of nonwhite guys that are torn between wanting to be rich white girls and homies, why these threads are so indian/asian heavy. Women are mostly watching because they’re blindly loyal to HBO and think it’s status like Apple products, they liked succession.
The weekend does a fine job, and the cringe is supposed to be there I think.
Im genuinely excited to see where it goes after watching the third episode.
>HOLY SHITARRU! BRACKED THE TV SHOW!
The sets and acting are really reminiscent of porn from what I've seen
I think you watch a David Lynch flick, The Idol is actual kino
the actors and actresses could act a little better
Shut the frick up Johnny, noone wants to see your bawd daughter with a pathetic Black. I'd watch her get fricked by Kevin Smith though. That'd be weirdly arousing
frick you fricko, Lily is good in this and Ill die on that hill. She can cry in scenes and its believable. Do you know how hard that is for an actor to pull off? The story is interesting too. It really exposes how fricked Hollywood is and I should know homosexual.
>t. Corey Feldman
>ITS GOOD
>And i'm tired of pretending it's not.
i laughed when he told her to make her throat wet for him
God I wanna jerk it to Lily Depp's little perky nipples. The Weeknd gives her that BBC, lucky bastard gets to have hot sex scenes with every zoomer chick.
worst hbo show ever made
honestly I am a true film buff who only likes actual kino, and I like this show.
have a nice day
Cuck here. If I get my GF to watch this will it finally convince her to take a BBC?
no, the weekend looks like a short mexican in many of the scenes.
>no, the weekend looks like a short mexican in many of the scenes.
Dammit! Any other BBC in the show?
yeah actually
there's a fricking yoked black guy with blonde hair, who dicks down Rachel Sennott in Episode 2
>Rachel Sennott
I dont know why but im in love with her.
Sheeit finna watch it with the gf then
what's this about?
It's just Johnny Depp's daughter getting her ass smacked by the Weeknd and a bunch of soft core porn
>what's this about?
hollywood and how sick it is
>what's this about?
A brutal blackpill about Hollywood and women trying to make it, with unironic excellent cinematography to back it up but a lot of sub par acting. It could have been kino if they actually had some main characters who could act though
I feel like the acting is intentionally bad as a commentary on hollywood
honestly it kind of works in that sense. some of the stilted reactions make it feel like a fever dream at times.
she is so kino. Loved her in Red Rocket and thought she had an amazing singing voice doing that Bye Bye Bye cover, I'm glad she got to show off her singing voice again. very qt as well. kind of insane how an ex amateur porn girl is doing better acting over some of the younger leading women on tv/in film.
>kind of insane how an ex amateur porn girl is doing better acting over some of the younger leading women on tv/in film
brb gonna go do some uh research
It was original supposed to be
Then the weeknd basically got pissed the show wasn't about him, director and lots of staff leave the project, they bring in Levinson and turned it into
And softcore porn is a bad description. It doesn't hold a candle to other hbo dramas, let alone some shit you'd find on Cinemax. Not to mention the sex scenes dialouge is worse than literal porn. Depps parts are alright and believable, but the weeknds lines read like a 9th grader wrote them and his acting is terrible. There are some good parts though. The music video shoot was good, watching literal israelites be israelites in their own israeli way is entertaining, and the dinner scene was cool, besides for the fact that that the weeknd can't fricking act. And it tries so hard to be edgy and shocking, but in that regard it is much closer to a dude shiting on someone in Oz than the motel scene with Jules in Euphoria. I really think this fricking dude ruined what could've been a show I would really like. It doesn't even feel like Levinsons type of degenerate behavoirs on camera
KPOP STANS LMAO
qrd?
a major Kpop star chose to almost certainly be murdered by one of her numerous autistic psychotic fans in exchange for a 45 second role on an HBO series including this exchange
she is fricking hot and when she sang that song in broken english my dick became a diamond
Jews really do hate Asians and whites. Making them frick this ugly mutt
Her body, her choice
Wtf is wrong with kpop fans? Why are they so obsessed with their singers having a pure and almost holy image? I can’t image western zoomer girls being this weird over harry styles, if he ACTED a dickhead in some show.
It’s literally just Perfect Blue, but watered down and with no nuance, and mixed with 50 Shades of Grey. This shit is fricking awful.
there's even an Epstein joke in it about kids bleeding out their ass
>she is fricking hot and when she sang that song in broken english my dick became a diamond
between this and the last of us, i think it’s time to call it quits on HBO
Lemme tell you somthin, I think you forgot about this.
?t=4
Laughed irl. I need to watch the whole thing, seems like such a hilarious fricking trainwreck
its like Tim Heidecker playing John Travolta playing John Gotti
Watchmen and Santa Inc. didnt do it for ya?
This man the weekend has saved Deniros ass. If you asked anyone what the worst decision in Cinema has been in the last ten years they’d say casting Deniro as Frank Sheeran. Well this dope the weekend has now taken the title for casting himself in this show. Guy is the worst actor of all times. A porn star would have done a better job.
Even the webms that get posted are disappointing. Levinson fell off
>unironically enjoying misogynist power fantasies
Cool story bro.
it was pretty funny in the first episode when they treated that "intimacy coach" like shit
its woke actually
>unironically enjoying misogynist power fantasies
uhh yes, why not?
How is he eating her pussy when she's still wearing pants?
I've been thinking about this since the webm was first posted here and have come to the conclusion that the zipper/buttons on the pants goes all the way around, or at least far enough to expose the pussy. At 0:04-0:05 you can kinda see it.
t. cunnilingus enthusiast
I love how extremely awkward and unrealistic every sex scene is.
Nice
The first two episodes felt like a different production. I was kind of into it and then episode 3 felt like a huge step down in writing, editing, and the Weekend had to try to act like a dangerous pimp and couldn't. Also feels like we skipped an episode or two with how he just starts controlling everything. Stupid cringe scenes like Hank Azaria and the fat black b***h on the phone with Eli Roth.
So hbo just pushes out porn for women now?
>now?
uhhhh The L-Word?
Sex and The City?
Sorry, looks like L-word was showtime
But still
yes.
It's anecdotal, but even the women I know who were all into 50 shades of Grey don't like it. This shit isn't hot at all, nor is it disturbing, or even cringe to be honest. It's just fricking awkward.
>for women
i've mostly seen women shitting on this and saying the weeknd gives them the ick now
This is for porn-brained autogynephiles more than it’s for women, a lot of nonwhite guys that are torn between wanting to be rich white girls and homies, why these threads are so indian/asian heavy. Women are mostly watching because they’re blindly loyal to HBO and think it’s status like Apple products, they liked succession.
>now
YES YES IT IS!
Jennie.. noooo
>58 replies in 4 hours.
Ok samegay off to page 10 with you.
I refuse to believe anyone who says they watch this for reasons other than jerking off to it
I have a hard time believing people jerk off to it.
why would anyone jerk off to this ugly, emaciated b***h when they can just watch infinite porn instead?
porn sucks
IF I CATCH YOU STARRING AT HER LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME Cinemaphile I WILL FRICKING DEMOLISH YOUR ASS ON RODEO DRIVE
I wish some homosexual that thought he was tough would get in my face like that so I could hit him in the celiac plexus
Needs more Dan levy and less weeknd
Also the cinematography is cool and the songs are decent
But yeah it’s largely a cringe watch and I’m coombrained enough to stay engaged in spite of the subpar acting
you think its good because moistcritikal said its bad,
and its Cinemaphile cool to disagree with charlie
>moistcritikal
you not only know who that it, but know his opinions on things
you need to re-evaluate your life, brother
nah its commonly known that autists on Cinemaphile actively make posts to disagree with him
and you have just proven that