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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel intern posting every little bit of even tangential news here, you the real MVP. Tell em I said you deserve a raise.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What, Marvel’s Suicide Squad?
    That is not the Thunderbolts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been so for a while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Suicide Squad version of the Thunderbolts is literally old enough to vote.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for super soldier teaming up with a super soldier to fight against a super soldier.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am about to not watch this movie so hard it's unreal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to not watch it twice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MCU says it wanted a new audience and I wish them the best of luck with it.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After how dirty they did Bucky in the Falcon show there’s no goddamn way I’d watch this.

    Sacrifice all you want on the alter of “gotta make our female characters look good and the only way to do that is make everyone else look bad”, I checked out already.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is all this seethe just because of that Wakanda girl disabling his arm?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MCU says it wanted a new audience and I wish them the best of luck with it.

      So fragile.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go woke go broke

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet if I refused to use your made up pronouns, you'd threaten to commit suicide (and I'd encourage you to). You people aren't real human beings.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sacrifice all you want on the alter of “gotta make our female characters look good and the only way to do that is make everyone else look bad”, I checked out already.

      You bring up a good point. There's no point in watching this garbage because they all have the same structure and plot points due to woke corporate mandates. I bet I can describe I can describe a couple yet-to-be-filmed scenes in detail just based off what Disney has been doing with Star Wars and Marvel for the last couple years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet I can describe a couple yet-to-be-filmed scenes in detail just based off what Disney has been doing with Star Wars and Marvel for the last couple years.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're going to have a scene where purple lady puts either US Agent or an out-of-character Bucky "in his place" just like the purple lady did to Oscar Issac in Last Jedi.

          None of the female characters will be allowed to be directly saved by a man.

          There will be a scene where Widow, Ghost, and Taskmistress huff their own farts about how smart and compentent they are compared to the boys.

          A female character (likely Widow) will be the one kick the main villain's ass and deliver the final blow (see DS2, Quantumania, BP2, Thor 4)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong on all accounts.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >$0.05 deposited into your account

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sorry to hear that.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They want the Ultimate audience. And of course, being taken seriously.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    MCU has more straight-up superheroes now than ever before, even if they really only have the Avengers (and the Young Avengers soon, I guess) when it comes to teams.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it does better than Captain Falcon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hate this. By all accounts, leaks and rumors it's nothing more than MCU's Suicide Squad. This is not what Thunderbolts is, Thunderbolts was fricking Omni Man before Omni Man, it's a genuine superhero story about how group of villains while pretending to be heroes ended up wanting to be heroes. I genuinely don't know if morons at house of mouse are just inept or afraid to be seen as copying Invincible. If it's latter then it's double moronic, because they substitute not copying Invincible (as far as public consciousness is concerned, no one cares that Invincible is a 2000s comic and Thunderbolts slightly predates it) by copying Suicide Squad. And frick, even if we draw parallel to Omni Man once again, I am actually taking it far ahead since Nolan's turn to being real hero comes much later in the story than show has adapted or could feasibly adapt before the release of the movie, so fricking, they can even fricking one up Invincible before for morons who have never read comics.

    It even fricking has Asian teenager to fill out the diversity quota AND not be a sore thumb, Jolt was cute and awesome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are more thunderbolts stories of it being marvel's suicide squad than that specific run. I get why you might prefer an adaptation of that than this, but it's like b***hing about Star-Lord not having his element gun or whatever the frick in the movies.

      The real stupid thing is why the frick would Sam and Walker even be on this team in the first place? They have their issues but neither are bad people and it makes no sense for them to be on a team of actual supervillains and terrorists.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam
        I presume you mean Bucky.

        The truth is none of them are really supervillains. They're all enhanced mercs with checkered pasts. Ghost is a former SHIELD asset, Yelena and Taskmaster were both brainwashed assassins for the Red Room not unlike Bucky was for HYDRA, Walker is a soldier who went full moron very publically, and Red Guardian is a soldier who went full moron for his entire life.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the actual supervillains are dead, although I could see Blonsky being there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blonsky isn't a supervillain anymore either, he's a self-help guru now.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, I'm going to kill myself now.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, sir. I don't like it.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whose the one on the left?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the Contessa.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they're funded in part by the US government.

    bUT GET MAD ABOUT NEO-MARXIST SUBVERSION IN MUH MSHEU.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even one metahuman among them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of them are metas.

      Would it have killed them to just shoehorn an actual thunderbolt om the team like Chen or Songbird, or y'know... Zemo?

      Bucky, Taskmaster and U.S. Agent have all been Thunderbolts in the comics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're satisfied with that goofy ass oc being "taskmaster" then there's really nothing more to say

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have killed them to just shoehorn an actual thunderbolt om the team like Chen or Songbird, or y'know... Zemo?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Task Master is kind of ruined with what they pulled in the Black Widow show; not that I am watching this crap, but I actually liked Task Master as a really competent mercenary than sometimes chews more than he can bite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    D list MCU

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trash ass roster. Who gives a shit about any of these characters?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like another flop

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