It's so cringe. I decided to watch it again, just started the 1st episode not even ten minutes ago, and I forgot how insanely cringe that galadriel into was.
Did you notice the one kid with red hair when she says “Nothing is evil in the beginning.”
That’s little Mairon bro, and you’ll see this scene again from his POV to open S2.
Why cant they just let one person direct and entire show? This shit is fricking stupid. Now I'm assuming there will be a few shitty shogun episodes too.
It's more common for shows to have multiple directors over just one you moron. Even the first season of twin peaks had multiple directors besides Lynch.
Apparently the main elves vs Sauron storyline in s2 very good, pure action drama kino.
Editors were advocating cutting down on Numenor/harfoot scenes because they are too disconnected from a very strong central S2 storyline but the studio overruled them cus they still trying to pander to everybody.
Nobody cares, gay. We're all here to talk trash and make fun of lawd dem rangz and we don't give a shit about your corporate outreach astroturfing. The only thing about the universe that's worth mentioning, is that the inclusion of darkoids into LotR implies that at some point every brown person got genocided and then everything was comfy af.
Yeah I've heard that thrown around in here a lot.
Personally I dont watch rangz of the kangz.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I've heard that thrown around in here a lot
You are so fricking cringe lmao
I guarantee you are a SEAmonakey or something other bottom of the barrel 3rd worldie shitskin. It always is.
Translation, "most likable" means "didn't go out of her way to be an unlikable c**t, lecture people and be condescending"
There was nothing good about that performance, it just wasn't as militant and polarizing as people expected when they casted a black elf so when it turned out more tame they now think it was actually a likable character
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty much. There's nothing good about the show but the black actors weren't the main reason for that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
(me)
*black dwarf
But I stay correct, they casted a black elf too
No she fricking wasn't, she had precisely three scenes one of which was being a devious backstabby c**t who proposed to frick over the king >One day this will be *you're kingdom*
IE stop being a pathetic homosexual Durin and get me my queen title
Literally Lady Macbeth tier scheming going on but this time she's a fat short loudmouthed Black person
3 months ago
Anonymous
She convinced Durin to mend his friendship with Elrond thougheverbeit. That counts for something.
Yeah for real, even the leakers who thought s1 was meh at best are saying it's looking great. Production has a ton of faith in it and HBO shifted HOTD release date this time around, they don't want any overlap. Amazon are still going to sept release as they always have.
They will probably start the promo soon (attach it to Fallout release) and go pretty bullish with it.
>Production has a ton of faith in it and HBO shifted HOTD release date this time around, they don't want any overlap.
Yeah I'm sure HBO is terrified of btfoing Rangz of power once again.
>I'm sure HBO is terrified
They are the ones who shifted the release date and it's not about being 'terrified' it's just they don't think it the best idea to release at the same time as ROP again
Four more seasons at least
Showrunners just signed a deal to setup their own production company within Amazon Studios to make other things too, so spinoffs are on the table now
They know it's shit.
But its part of the globohomofication of LOTR so they have to see it through.
Without this show, LOTR would still be a white man's fantasy. And they can't have that happening. They need to challenge that, so they're gonna pump out as many seasons as possible to make sure that from now on, LOTR is a diverse franchise.
I might be turning schizo but I unironically think this is this show’s main purpose
It is sole purpose of this shit, no sane person in capitalism would pump so much money in to something that nobody wants. They dont care if it loses money as it main goal is not to be profitable but to destroy great things whites enjoy and conect with.
>3 armed guards >just get shoved into a cell by a woman a foot shorter >do nothing to resist, last guy looks like he just voluntarily walks into the cell while the others just watch stunned while the door is open
Are they aware that elves are not some kind of superheroes? They are not stronger than men and any advantage they might have is nowhere near as great as the difference in sexes.
They are not aware of this. They think Elves are like Captain America or some other homosexual MCU character, but wearing medieval armor. That scene was so fricking bad. She just gently pushes that one guy a bit and he practically walks into the cell. I can't believe 37% of viewers finished the first season.
Yeah, I definitely got the late 20s early 30s millenial female MCU fan vibe from this. They weren't consulting any source material on it, they just reconstructed it from memory of the movies.
Legolas is a great warrior, sure, but he's a man and has been trained for this and he's also not the main focus of the story so any scene he's in is to show off the elegance of the elves in his fighting so to say, as he's mostly the only elf we constantly follow around. ROP misinterpreted this as "elves are like the Asgardians from heckin marvel"
Normies are STILL thinking that products made under a brand automatically appeal to existing fans. I guess to her its like her favorite shoebrand bringing out a new fancy shoe, of course she's gonna like it
For all its faults, this mirroring of lines is soooooooo good.
Galadriel to Halbrand Episode 2: I have been chasing my foe since the first sunset bloodied the sky. To list the names he’s taken from me would take longer than your lifetime.
Halbrand to Galadriel episode 8: I have been awake since before the breaking of the First Silence. In that time, I’ve had many names.
Yeah, the mirroring stuff was actually good and the reason that 'first silence' line works so well is due to him finally being able to give her a slap back to when she was all b***hy to him 6 episodes prior.
There is actually alot more of that kind of stuff they do with those characters. Like the image of the elf and the Balrog fighting over the tree/Silmaril which created mithril in that tale (obviously a lie).
It's actually used to introduce Sauron's proposal to Galadriel in the finale of light and dark coming together to create something better. It's also the reason why they do the whole alloy thing with the rings, it's actually just used to mirror the emotional drama between those characters
Poor baby. She's so cute. I want her to bear my children.
Don't get me wrong Rings of Powah is Aids! But she's so cute right here. Imagine her bare foot and pregnant. I'd plant seeds in her yearly.
It starts off complete and utter shit for about 5 episodes, gets better, then goes moronic again at the end. House of the Dragon was ultrakino in comparison.
>most scenes are flat greenscreen backgrounds with two people talking in front of them >this is acceptable in a billion dollar adaptation of Tolkien in current year
House of the Dragon had so much more girlboss bullshit in it I don't know what people here liked about it so much.
It was all just >muh evil men control us women >here I prove myself by doing the most mary sue shit imaginable
It's a story about a self-serving c**t b***hing about. At least Daenerys actually wanted to change things and "evil patriarchy" stuff was not really a point, it was largely disconnected from sex
I couldn't watch more than 2 episodes of this crap, which is still one more than the latest True Detective. I don't care about the politics or whatever the frick, they're just truly bad shows.
It's pretty terrible, actually, and the only people I have ever seen genuinely praising this show (so not the trolls who pretend to like it here) are simps obsessed with Galadriel's actress.
I fell asleep during my first watch of the finale, so decided to watch it again the next night. I fell asleep AGAIN and decided there would not be a third time. Show sucked ass
No halbrand no watch.
And I don't even know how much steam the show has left. The elven rings of power are literally already forged. S2 being more about the knifeears doesn't sound good.
There is probably about three seasons of story since they still have to cover the rest of the rings, war between elves + Sauron, downfall of Numenor then War of the Last Alliance.
Not sure what that extra season they got planned is gonna cover though.
It's embarrassing garbage. Also I didn't renew my Prime membership after something like 6 years. So Rope was at least good for something. I'd literally forgotten I was paying a yearly fee. $150 saved. Thanks talentless hacks.
yeah diarrhea ain't that bad either. The symptom is manageable and I get paid days off.
>yeah diarrhea ain't that bad either. The symptom is manageable and I get paid days off.
Who da frick takes days off for diarrhea?
>Who da frick takes days off for diarrhea?
>Hold on- y-yeah?
>Paul?! What the FRICK is that horrible smell???!
It's so cringe. I decided to watch it again, just started the 1st episode not even ten minutes ago, and I forgot how insanely cringe that galadriel into was.
Did you notice the one kid with red hair when she says “Nothing is evil in the beginning.”
That’s little Mairon bro, and you’ll see this scene again from his POV to open S2.
>you’ll see this scene again from his POV to open S2
No, no I don't think I will
OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
It really isn’t but you’re never ever going to be able to talk about it here.
Worse than NuWars.
S2 *soon*
It's gonna be kino
Why cant they just let one person direct and entire show? This shit is fricking stupid. Now I'm assuming there will be a few shitty shogun episodes too.
It's more common for shows to have multiple directors over just one you moron. Even the first season of twin peaks had multiple directors besides Lynch.
have a nice day.
Word on the streets is that season 2 is gonna be fire.
if by the streets you mean the Amazon warehouse then sure
Apparently the main elves vs Sauron storyline in s2 very good, pure action drama kino.
Editors were advocating cutting down on Numenor/harfoot scenes because they are too disconnected from a very strong central S2 storyline but the studio overruled them cus they still trying to pander to everybody.
Nobody cares, gay. We're all here to talk trash and make fun of lawd dem rangz and we don't give a shit about your corporate outreach astroturfing. The only thing about the universe that's worth mentioning, is that the inclusion of darkoids into LotR implies that at some point every brown person got genocided and then everything was comfy af.
Funnily enough the negress turned out to be one of most likeable characters on the show. The actress did as well as she could have.
Yeah I've heard that thrown around in here a lot.
Personally I dont watch rangz of the kangz.
>I've heard that thrown around in here a lot
You are so fricking cringe lmao
I guarantee you are a SEAmonakey or something other bottom of the barrel 3rd worldie shitskin. It always is.
Wrong. I'm actually a russian bot.
Kys
Translation, "most likable" means "didn't go out of her way to be an unlikable c**t, lecture people and be condescending"
There was nothing good about that performance, it just wasn't as militant and polarizing as people expected when they casted a black elf so when it turned out more tame they now think it was actually a likable character
Pretty much. There's nothing good about the show but the black actors weren't the main reason for that.
(me)
*black dwarf
But I stay correct, they casted a black elf too
No she fricking wasn't, she had precisely three scenes one of which was being a devious backstabby c**t who proposed to frick over the king
>One day this will be *you're kingdom*
IE stop being a pathetic homosexual Durin and get me my queen title
Literally Lady Macbeth tier scheming going on but this time she's a fat short loudmouthed Black person
She convinced Durin to mend his friendship with Elrond thougheverbeit. That counts for something.
yeah the she was probably the least worst part about it, the mystery meat elf and his maori kid friend were absolutely atrocious though
>maori kid friend
goddamn somehow I forgot about that kid. He felt so out of place and for some reason had a ton of screen time.
>We're
>we
>we
Unironically go back to redit you cringe turboBlack person
Nah he's absolutely right.
Got a hearty kek out of the post, too.
There’s an episode I’ve heard about that is completely free of dialogue that is the tale of Shadowfax’s father. I’ve heard it’s Emmy worthy already.
very convincing Amazon worker. Where have you heard that? Amazon writer meeting?
>the tale of Shadowfax’s father.
i hope that's 1h10m of a horse getting rimmed by perky nubile elves
Do they explain how he gets his name?
It involves a woman putting her ass on a fax machine.
Yes, and how Eorl tries and fails to tame him, ultimately viewing him as a friend and not a beast to be conquered.
can you explain how you got yours?
it's a plot hole
>There’s an episode I’ve heard about that is completely free of dialogue that is the tale of Shadowfax’s father
This has already been deboonked
Too bad they inserted diversity so we’ll know
That's what they said about Halo. It is horrible
Yeah for real, even the leakers who thought s1 was meh at best are saying it's looking great. Production has a ton of faith in it and HBO shifted HOTD release date this time around, they don't want any overlap. Amazon are still going to sept release as they always have.
They will probably start the promo soon (attach it to Fallout release) and go pretty bullish with it.
Word on the shitting street is they're opening up an all you can eat cow dung restaurant soon
>Production has a ton of faith in it and HBO shifted HOTD release date this time around, they don't want any overlap.
Yeah I'm sure HBO is terrified of btfoing Rangz of power once again.
>I'm sure HBO is terrified
They are the ones who shifted the release date and it's not about being 'terrified' it's just they don't think it the best idea to release at the same time as ROP again
Jeff obviously begged/paid hbo to not overlap again so he wouldnt get embarassed a second time.
If you actually want people to believe you're not getting paid 0.0001 rupees per post you really need to change up your phrasing.
its honestly, flaming garbage
I love organic rop threads
> 4 more seasons of this garbage
Four more seasons at least
Showrunners just signed a deal to setup their own production company within Amazon Studios to make other things too, so spinoffs are on the table now
amazon workers piss themselves at work so the executives could piss their money away making shitty shows no one watch. Like pottery, it rhymes.
They know it's shit.
But its part of the globohomofication of LOTR so they have to see it through.
Without this show, LOTR would still be a white man's fantasy. And they can't have that happening. They need to challenge that, so they're gonna pump out as many seasons as possible to make sure that from now on, LOTR is a diverse franchise.
I might be turning schizo but I unironically think this is this show’s main purpose
It is sole purpose of this shit, no sane person in capitalism would pump so much money in to something that nobody wants. They dont care if it loses money as it main goal is not to be profitable but to destroy great things whites enjoy and conect with.
How bad is it then?
Only 37% of viewers who tuned into season 1 were able to make it to the end of the first season.
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
much better
i stopped after 2 eps
too for words
RINGS OF POWER
RNIGS OF POWER
NRIGS OF POWER
NIRGS OF POWER
NIGRS OF POWER
it's a 7.8/10
Do not redeem the ring are you mad?
its honestly not that good either
It's actually amazing how bad it was
Cheezed to meet you
>3 armed guards
>just get shoved into a cell by a woman a foot shorter
>do nothing to resist, last guy looks like he just voluntarily walks into the cell while the others just watch stunned while the door is open
Are they aware that elves are not some kind of superheroes? They are not stronger than men and any advantage they might have is nowhere near as great as the difference in sexes.
They are not aware of this. They think Elves are like Captain America or some other homosexual MCU character, but wearing medieval armor. That scene was so fricking bad. She just gently pushes that one guy a bit and he practically walks into the cell. I can't believe 37% of viewers finished the first season.
Yeah, I definitely got the late 20s early 30s millenial female MCU fan vibe from this. They weren't consulting any source material on it, they just reconstructed it from memory of the movies.
Legolas is a great warrior, sure, but he's a man and has been trained for this and he's also not the main focus of the story so any scene he's in is to show off the elegance of the elves in his fighting so to say, as he's mostly the only elf we constantly follow around. ROP misinterpreted this as "elves are like the Asgardians from heckin marvel"
Because people are dumb. My sister was like, isn't this how based on JRR Tolkien, I thought you of all people loved that kind of stuff.
Picrel was my reaction!!!!
Normies are STILL thinking that products made under a brand automatically appeal to existing fans. I guess to her its like her favorite shoebrand bringing out a new fancy shoe, of course she's gonna like it
It reminds me of the people who liked force awakens but are not merchandise buyers.
Eat a dick shill
I thought about watching it, but I would rather just rewatch Willow.
Who knows, I havent watched it. It seemed no one watched it
It's Kenobi levels of bad.
For all its faults, this mirroring of lines is soooooooo good.
Galadriel to Halbrand Episode 2: I have been chasing my foe since the first sunset bloodied the sky. To list the names he’s taken from me would take longer than your lifetime.
Halbrand to Galadriel episode 8: I have been awake since before the breaking of the First Silence. In that time, I’ve had many names.
Yeah, the mirroring stuff was actually good and the reason that 'first silence' line works so well is due to him finally being able to give her a slap back to when she was all b***hy to him 6 episodes prior.
There is actually alot more of that kind of stuff they do with those characters. Like the image of the elf and the Balrog fighting over the tree/Silmaril which created mithril in that tale (obviously a lie).
It's actually used to introduce Sauron's proposal to Galadriel in the finale of light and dark coming together to create something better. It's also the reason why they do the whole alloy thing with the rings, it's actually just used to mirror the emotional drama between those characters
mirroring is the laziest shite
>It's like poetry, it rhymes
Frick off homosexual, I don't care if it's mildly poetic, it's still shit
>Sauron is going to destroy an entire kingdom because a girl rejected him
Incel alert
>gets rejected by a white woman
>turns into a pajeet
it's horrendously bad but go off, Black person
Yes it is, if not worse
lewd...
Poor baby. She's so cute. I want her to bear my children.
Don't get me wrong Rings of Powah is Aids! But she's so cute right here. Imagine her bare foot and pregnant. I'd plant seeds in her yearly.
morfkino WILL return
lovely liver spots on curdled milk skin
Why are there so many jeets shilling this shit lately is s2 soon?
As far as I know it's not coming out until the end of the year. I don't know why so many threads started popping up recently.
Because dem rangs dem rangs is pure Aids!
It starts off complete and utter shit for about 5 episodes, gets better, then goes moronic again at the end. House of the Dragon was ultrakino in comparison.
>most scenes are flat greenscreen backgrounds with two people talking in front of them
>this is acceptable in a billion dollar adaptation of Tolkien in current year
House of the Dragon had so much more girlboss bullshit in it I don't know what people here liked about it so much.
It was all just
>muh evil men control us women
>here I prove myself by doing the most mary sue shit imaginable
It's a story about a self-serving c**t b***hing about. At least Daenerys actually wanted to change things and "evil patriarchy" stuff was not really a point, it was largely disconnected from sex
I couldn't watch more than 2 episodes of this crap, which is still one more than the latest True Detective. I don't care about the politics or whatever the frick, they're just truly bad shows.
It's pretty terrible, actually, and the only people I have ever seen genuinely praising this show (so not the trolls who pretend to like it here) are simps obsessed with Galadriel's actress.
I tried watching this shit and it fricking sucked.
Only good for laughing at ESG moronation
I fell asleep during my first watch of the finale, so decided to watch it again the next night. I fell asleep AGAIN and decided there would not be a third time. Show sucked ass
Did they stop making it or are they persistent?
Is blackrock paying them to keepbit going?
They already made a season 2 and will be out later this year
S3 is currently in pre-production too
No halbrand no watch.
And I don't even know how much steam the show has left. The elven rings of power are literally already forged. S2 being more about the knifeears doesn't sound good.
There is probably about three seasons of story since they still have to cover the rest of the rings, war between elves + Sauron, downfall of Numenor then War of the Last Alliance.
Not sure what that extra season they got planned is gonna cover though.
Don't care, not watching pozzed crap
This
Not even worth a pirate. You couldn't pay me to endure your Black person infested desecration of Tolkien's work.
It's embarrassing garbage. Also I didn't renew my Prime membership after something like 6 years. So Rope was at least good for something. I'd literally forgotten I was paying a yearly fee. $150 saved. Thanks talentless hacks.
Celeborn back for s2 and he's gonna wear that long blonde/silver wig that make the b***hes cream
There's absolutely no fricking way in hell this post wasn't written by a Pajeet virgin.
>it's honestly not that bad
The one sentence that got media where it is today. Also sage for garbage bait.