It's kinda hard to recruit for the rebel alliance when the latest Empire toy needs about a whole system to manage it.

It's kinda hard to recruit for the rebel alliance when the latest Empire toy needs about a whole system to manage it.

And it still gets blown up like nothing. Same with their dreadnaughts. How many people are aboard these things?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand your point.
    Are you saying that it would be hard to recruit for the rebellion because everyone should know that the Empire is making a Death Star? If that's your point then why did you immediately undercut it with pointing out that it was blown up immediately? Surely having everyone know that the Empire made a superweapon and then finding out some rebels immediately blew it up would drive up recruitment, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's hard finding people for the rebellion because they're all working jobs on the so many Empire toys. And then the rebels blow them up, so all gone. And I wonder how many people are working for the empire just to get their bills paid.

      They're always cheering as if everyone has the luxury of choice.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did this fringe organization have the resources to build starkiller base
    Abrams is a hack

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks fricking cool though, despite that it feels like it should be impossible to build with the scope and restrictions of an active core alone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't. Ridiculously grandiose shit looks like garbage because it loses any sense of scale and realism and practicality making it totally irrelevant cartoon nonsense. All it does is destroy suspension of disbelief, which is why when Starkiller base is mentioned the question always immediately arises of how the first order was able to build such a thing when it's already been established that building a small moon sized super weapon requires the massed resources of a galaxy spanning empire. Why didn't the first order just build a million star killer bases? There's no plausible reason why they couldn't given the lack of logic introducing just one into the setting created. One not build a galaxy sized starkiller base? It's just as a realistic given that JarJar destroyed sense of scale.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The more Star Wars movies they make the more one should realise that the Empire did nothing wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the movies beyond the original trilogy did is make me think the Jedi are scum who deserved to die

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Republic does not encompass the whole galaxy, and even so, Pre-Empire Republic is not as large as Post-Empire Republic. Many warlords from the fallen Empire held on to large sectors so they were able to continue to control a decent portion of the galaxy. The Republic just let them be, while a off-the-books rebel alliance fought them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is never said in any way in the movie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is never said in any way in the movie

        Oops i flipped it accidentally

        post empire republic is smaller.

        It doesn't need to be explicitly said in the movie. If you encompass other lore Ilum was a Jedi planet during the late republic and clearly is owned under the first order during the new republic. Also, >The Mandalorian

        Pretty clearly explains that there.

        The Galaxy is full of different governments, it's just that the Republic (or empire) were the largest.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you encompass other lore
          >EUshit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were so allergic to space politics they left it to the visual guide to tell us the significance of the planet that blew up. I've always wondered if they actually had production notes on that stuff or if they made someone backfill for JJ's plot caverns.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What makes me laugh is that ANH, the movie it shamelessly rips off, managed to explain the state of the galaxy in 3 scenes, all of which advanced the plot.
            Leia's capture and Tarkin's introduction both get across the political landscape, and Obi-Wan tells you about the spiritual one. It's incredibly efficient and something that TFA utterly lacks.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was backfill, yes. Abrams mentioned that he had no input in the visual guide, and it had nothing to do with the story he envisioned.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its explained in the comics, animated show, books, games

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only explanation is "the Empire was already building it before lol".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t. In fact, it’s even worse in the NuEU, because operation Cinder happens.
        Palpatine has a dead man switch that broadcasts a message literally telling the remaining officials to kill urself and the empire lmao and most of them actually do it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's explained in extra bullshit after the fact that most of the audience will never know about let alone read

        weak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude, what if it was the death star, but 1000x bigger!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The planet was stripmined by Palpatine for the kyber crystals to fuel the death stars, so half the work was already done. Abrams is still a hack, however.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how did our enemie we defeated get new forces and weapons out of nowhere?
        >should we look in to who is giving them weapons and funds?
        >or where they reqruite new men?
        >nah....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >admiral statura
        >shortest guy in the hall
        lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's ignore logistics, that shit never mattered in a war anyway.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, thats probably the most honest line in this entire franchise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The planet was supposedly Ilum, where the Jedi would go to find kyber crystals for their lightsabers. It's implied in the Jedi Fallen Order video game (set before A New Hope) that Illum became Starkiller Base. The Empire were beginning to turn it into a superweapon at that time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sacred planet
        >well known
        >nobody noticed the Empire and then First Order was turning it into a superweapon
        >or the vast logistics required
        >for 30 fricking years

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          please be patient
          disney is small and thinking big hurts

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The planet was located in the Unknown Regions so it wasn't well known at all.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ilum was an incredibly important planet to the Jedi, so well known as associated with them that it was key for Palpatine to immediately have vast mining operations arranged by the Empire to destroy it, mining it out for kyber crystals across the twenty years of his Empire.

            People fricking knew.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people fricking knew
              >about a planet in the UNKOWN REGIONS which was considered uncharted space by the time of the GCW
              >only known by few and those in the Jedi Order, most of whom were wiped out

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody knew about a planet every single Jedi for thousands of years visited
                >nobody knew about a planet an imperial strip-mining operation gutted to the core and replaced with one of the largest constructed superstructures in galactic history

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because the Jedi aren't gonna just let anybody know where they get one of the key components for their weapons and again anon, Ilum is on the Unknown Regions which was mostly uncharted and difficult to navigate on a good day.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So none of the at-least-thousands of imperials that would have had to be there to mine never told anyone? Not one of them or the people they talked to defected to the rebellion, or even talked about the source of the death star's most critical component in front of a rebel sympathizer? It never came up when the New Republic took over and read all the files on Coruscant?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking about the organisation that literally murdered an entire species just to keep the original Death Star a secret. If they handled Starkiller like they handled the DS ones construction (with the aforementioned and also in Rebels where a large piece of kyber was being transported to power the superlaser, everything was compartmentalised, it would be transported from one ship to another at secret coordinates with Death Trooper escorts. Everything was kept tight.) Remember also that there were former Imperials at every level of the New Republics infrastructure, my guess is they would have made sure any info on the planet was suppressed in some way.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re such a homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie if you have the hyperspace route it's not uncharted.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still need to chart hyperspace routes and because of all the nebulae, black holes etc in the unknown regions its very difficult to do so. The Jedi needed to use the force to help them chart their way to places like Ilum.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit, the route to Illum was very stable and didn't need to be constantly re-routed.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Luke, when trying to rebuild the Jedi Order, never once went to the planet where they got their lightsaber crystals

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it was mined of its kyber by the Empire when building Starkiller Base, did you read the thread?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he never even went there? He just happened to hear, "it was mined", and so didn't bother? Despite the fact that Cal goes there and still finds crystals?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cal went there when the planet was still being mined, I'd assume that after the second Death Star the planet would have needed to be mined to the point that there was little if any left (to power the 2nd DSs weapon) plus there would have most likely still been an Imperial presence there even after the 2nd DS blew up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you forgetting that the Starkiller laser also works via kyber crystals, meaning that there's still an entire core of crystals to focus a sun's energy through?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Starkiller was specifically chosen to house a superweapon because of Ilums innate crystalline makeup but I thought it was powered by the sun (as seen in Force Awakens and some other dark energy.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kyber crystals wotk by amplifying the power channeled through them. So you get more out than you put in.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Unknown Regions
            Not a Star Wars lore autist, but I'm guessing the Unknown Regions is basically the Wild West of the Star Wars Galaxy?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would be Wild Space. The Unknown Regions is where all the weird spave horror shit goes.
              >Mgnall-Mgnall

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, okay. Thanks for the reply.

                The lore on it is at least semi-interesting. It's the planet Ilum, which used to be the sacred planet where Jedi got kyber crystals for their lightsabers. The Empire strip-mined the planet for kyber for the Death Star's laser, and the First Order built the Starkiller base in the resulting trench. Then the Resistance blew up the whole planet. Basically, this incredibly important place to the Jedi got completely annihilated and no one brought it up once in the Sequels.

                I honestly like the idea of weaponising an entire planet. Starkiller Base as a concept is one of the VERY few things about the sequel trilogy I thought was kind of cool.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the whole “its ilum!” shit was never really all that convincing to me.
          starkiller base is way too small to be an actual planet like ilum was, and ilum isnt exactly an unknown world.
          just seems like some bullshit to say “hey we thought this out” when they didnt at all

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            of course it's not convincing, it was the work of some entry level hacks trying to wipe JJ's dirty ass over he took a steamy dump over any attempt at worldbuilding.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sacred planet
        >well known
        >nobody noticed the Empire and then First Order was turning it into a superweapon
        >or the vast logistics required
        >for 30 fricking years

        >The Death Star will be the ultimate power in the galaxy, so much so that we'll immediately build another once the first is destroyed
        >we'll also hollow out a planet and put a laser in it, and give it the capability to destroy 5 planets at once
        for what fricking purpose?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just shows that somehow Palpatine had many contingencies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >empire makes a huge fricking deal about the Death Star being the ultimate weapon
        >making a second doesn’t seem completely insane
        >actually the entire time we were also turning a planet into an even ultimater weapon
        How did this get greenlit

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do they meet their daily calorie intake?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's so much metal. Did it really need to be that big just for a few lasers? They could have built a frickton of space ships with all that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a planet and not the whole thing is metal, but i still agree. 5 death stars > 1 planet that shoots 5 lasers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh fair enough. Not a mathematician but I suppose that's equivalent to gold plating versus sold gold. Could be a millimetre thick for all we know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What really annoys me about Ilum, is that in Force Awakens it's presented as the main base of operations for the First Order. All their resources are on this planet.

      Only for The Last Jedi to say, no they still have this giant ship plus a whole fleet of star destroyers (which a large chunk of get destroyed) and even then in Rise of Skywalker, they are still presented as the omnipresent Empire despite constantly losing more and more resources. Nevermind the stupid sith fleet of a thousand star destroyers with death star cannons.

      Frankly if anyone had a brain, Starkiller would have been the final goal of the trilogy instead of blowing it up in the first film.

      Well the thing is that the way it works, it absorbs the energy of a star and then effectively just releases it into a specific direction. It's more like a giant cannon than a death laser station.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a common problem. Another example is the Decepticons from almost all Transformers media.
        >Made to be fighters and hard laborers while the Autobots were typically civilians and worked cushier jobs
        >War breaks out and Decepticons eventually take Cybertron and push Autobots off
        >Said to be powerful warriors the Autobots can barely handle
        >When Optimus or Bumblebee or anyone else show up Decepticons die by the dozens for every 1 Autobot that dies
        Shit media like this often says the bad guys are powerful and scary but they're never actually shown to be. Makes you wonder how they even got to a position of power in the first place.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Main cannon is miss-aligned to the planet center

        One fricking job

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when science fiction actually had science in it? yeah me neither

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rick and morty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sw has always been space fantasy, not scifi

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we gave the nu-empire star destroyer based superlasers reminiscent of the death star?
    >No time for that. Give the star destroyers dick guns and send it off to production.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dick guns
      I mean that's a bit more sensible than having to get an entire space station into position/at the right angle. They learned their lesson from the previous two times.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is amazing how they just didn't do anything, anything at all. Literally just ask nerds to work for free and they'll collate all the cool lore pics for you and 1% of them are probably talented enough to do some actual modelling or design work. No, instead, design everything by committee, hire only people who don't care (or nepotism hires), make a piece of garbage instead.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how Minas Tirith in the Lord of the Rings film was built by Warhammer nerds. Makes sense, that was probably a dream gig for them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the death star laser star destroyer would have made 100x times more sense.

      The first order should've been basically a clandestine imperial remnant that jumps in and out of hyperspace using refurbished and jury-rigged empire tech to wreck republic shit.

      Like

      How the frick did this fringe organization have the resources to build starkiller base
      Abrams is a hack

      says it's completely moronic to have the empire be surpassed by an organisation that literally has less resources than the empire had at it's peak.

      If you think about it it's absolutely crazy how bad the new movies are.

      Even if you don't like the prequels, they at the very least tell a complete story of a republic turning into an empire: wars being instigated to divide and conquer, terrorism and assassinations to produce fear which in turn paves the way for emergency powers being granted to the chancellor.

      I'm not gonna sit here and defend the CGI or pretend the senate scenes were inducing nailbiting excitement. But the story was infinitely smarter than nu-wars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The star destroys in the rise of skywalker completely undermine the resources, engineering, and world building of the death star completely. The Death Star was suppose to be a super weapon of unfathomable power that showcased the absolute control the empire had on the galaxy. The rebels couldn't even comprehend such a weapon. A weapon that took 20 years to make.

      And then in Rise Of Skywalker they have thousands of starships with the exact same capability of a death star and they came out of nowhere. It makes the Death Star look like a joke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rebels consisted of a bomber "fleet" of 8 ships and an armada with maybe 2 capital ships. This is the entire rebellion. At the end of TLJ there were maybe 20 survivors that all fit on the Falcon.

        The USA has 47 active aircraft carriers with 11 of them being nuclear powered super carriers. There have been 1000 f-35s built, 60 b-52 bombers, 21 b2 bombers. This is just for one Nation on a single planet. Coruscant has 3 trillion people living on it.

        The military numbers of star wars makes no sense.

        I'm convinced that actual morons made the plots of the sequels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of Skywalker was incredibly rushed, as we all know, so shortcuts had to be taken. They didn't have the time to design some awesome new spaceship and translate it into a 3D model, so they copy-pasted the Star Destroyer model they made for Rogue One.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first order managed to build this without the ruling power noticing
    Did they ever bother explaining how in the frick that could have happened without everyone being given a lobotomy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the first order also secretly built this thing with a 2 million crew

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that these sequels convinced me is that Leia and the rest of the republic were those type of communist scumbags that seem very nice when opposing a regime, but once they are in power they are far worse, they ruin everything that was built in the name of freedom, bankrupt everything and whoever tries to criticize or oppose them gets labeled a fascist.
        There's no other explanation to the First Order to get manpower to build and operate those things while the "not-so-rebels" barely have manpower when they were in power in the last 40 years.
        TLJ can blame it on rich people all you want, if the enemy has unlimited manpower to oppose you the government and you lack manpower and no one heeds your call for help it means you fricked up so hard you put the people against you that they don't mind and even prefer to live under a dictatorship.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All because they wanted to rehash Rebels vs Empire

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And then we'll go too far! We'll become shiftless and lazy and the Vong will eat us alive.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They could have solved literally every problem by roasting and eating Fey'lya

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Luke, I am your father, and I am also...a fricking scorpion.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                absolutely nerdpilled

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"That didn't even happen in the Special Edition!"

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based and Golden Age Simpsonspilled.

              >we will never see this on the big screen
              I hate Disney for what they did to the EU. Star Wars died in 2015

              Star Wars died in 2012 as soon as Disney got its sleazy hands on it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The rebels consisted of a bomber "fleet" of 8 ships and an armada with maybe 2 capital ships. This is the entire rebellion. At the end of TLJ there were maybe 20 survivors that all fit on the Falcon.

          The USA has 47 active aircraft carriers with 11 of them being nuclear powered super carriers. There have been 1000 f-35s built, 60 b-52 bombers, 21 b2 bombers. This is just for one Nation on a single planet. Coruscant has 3 trillion people living on it.

          The military numbers of star wars makes no sense.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >military numbers of Star Wars make no sense
            >in TCW kamino mentions an order of a million soldiers
            >for a war on a GALACTIC scale
            Star Wars has always suffered from garbage writing post-ROTJ

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cue to 1 clone trooper aimlessly wandering around each of the million important planets in the galaxy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did not, no.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine if we made the Death Star.. but it’s.. LE BIGGER

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if there was a LIFE Star and it CREATED planets?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine there was a lightsaber, but it was actually DARK

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they should have made a 'heavysaber' that takes a small group of jedi/sith to wield, but it's so massive it can still block all the fancy twirls etc.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically a colourless white lightsaber would be cooler. But not the bullshit spfx they use for Asokha

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was Titan AE.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all so soulless compared to EU.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave the rebels to me

      Qrd on these?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the goofy looking cone ship can blow up stars or something

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top is the Star Forge, a structure capable of using the dark side to rapidly construct ships, weapons and droids. It gave even an unga bunga moron Sith Lord the potential to threaten he galaxy by just throwing shit at the republic until they couldn't cope.
        Bottom is the Sun Crusher, a small ship capable of causing suns to go supernova. This one, as

        What makes this ship so funny is that it was held up for years as one of the worst things about the EU.

        Then TFA arrived and made Starkiller base.

        said, used to be held up as a donut steele attempt to one up the Death Star, but the fact it wasn't a literal bigger and better death star makes it still less bad than NuWars' shit.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave the rebels to me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes this ship so funny is that it was held up for years as one of the worst things about the EU.

      Then TFA arrived and made Starkiller base.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this thing is so moronic.
      it belongs in a 40k fanfic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big deal about the ship
      >When in reality it was the nova bombs it carried.
      It's like calling a submarine a superweapon because it carries H-bombs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ship was also "drive through other ships, shrug off death star laser" invincible.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't shrug off the laser. A low-powered shot missed it, but the energy bleed of that miss alone almost killed it and it was visibly slow and breaking apart as a result. Getting hit dead-on would have vaporised it like anything else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was probably the dumbest thing in Star Wars and that includes the Vong and fart weddings but this

      It's all so soulless compared to EU.

      was kino and a great way to portray a galactic threat that wasn't just BIG WEAPON

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks moronic, just because garbage like the Starkiller base now exists doesn't make this suddenly good. Still looks moronic and completely out of place in Star Wars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free spaceship model on turbo squid

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all the MANY, MANY problems with the sequels, this shit was even egregious compared to them. The Death Star is the technological zenith of the Empire at its strongest, yet we're meant to believe The First Order pulls this shit out of its ass.

    It's actually wild how shockingly bad the sequels are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least we had a moment of lore explanation where where JJ showed ups how many worlds the First Order contro-

      Oh wait that never happened. There was no world building at all....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved all the planets in the original Star Wars (1977). Just so many of them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I loved all the planets in the original Star Wars (1977). Just so many of them.

          They named dropped several planets in the og star wars you dumb homosexual.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loved all the planets in the original Star Wars (1977). Just so many of them.

            Tatooine
            Dantooine
            Alderaan
            Corellia (implied?)
            Kessel (implied)
            Yavin IV

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Corellia (implied?)
              Could be a person/company.

              >Kessel (implied)
              Ditto, the Kessel run, named after the explorer/scientist/racer John Kessel.

              >Yavin IV
              Moon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tatooine
          >Dantooine
          >Alderaan
          >Yavin IV

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Phantom Menace had the greatest planet lore. Not only were we introduced to Iego, but we also learned about its moons. Tolkienian.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well the original movie had the benefit of being the literal first fricking media of Star Wars ever so it gets a pass. TFA and the trash sequels came out almost 40 years later so there was plenty of previous SW lore to go off of but they just didn't do it. Also being sequels to the originals they had an obligation to expand and explain the state of the galaxy but they didn't because israelite israelite is a fricking hack.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movie established that the empire controls the galaxy. We know how big the galaxy is and put the pieces together, even if we don't know specifics.
          The first order is a Johnny come lately and we have absolutely frick all context for them. We know that they are apparent underdogs since they're not in control and are using archaic ships and troops, but we also know the republic isn't actively fighting them and a tiny splinter group represents their only opposition, but then we find out they have the resources to build absolutely colossal structures that dwarf the empire at its height.

          The honeymoon period blinded a lot of people to these facts, but if all it takes is one shit movie after the honeymoon's over to make people start asking these questions, you need to have some fricking answers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abrams truly is the biggest fricking hack ever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        just like in kotor, malak empire is supposed to be big and threatening but apart from korriban and the temple on lehon there are no other known planets (manaan is a neutral planet and taris was occupied shortly after you crashlanded on it)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because they didn't name drop planets doesn't mean they weren't under Malak's control. Nobody on Taris acted like a sith occupation was some unprecedented event. And the whole point of the game was that the Star Forge could shit out a war machine to surpass and bypass the power base of an interstellar government.
          The Star Forge makes sense, in-universe; the
          >deth sturr, but even biggerer
          doesn't.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            what planets? we don't even know how many of them he controls. is it like half of the galaxy? or just a couple of sectors? and sf's equipment needs manpower to operate it, where did malak get it? the initial republic army that was corrupted by revan wouldn't be enough to sustain years of warfare.
            kotor worlbuilding was shit, swtor makes a much better job of it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the Republic military wouldn't be enough to sustain a military

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic? I was talking about the republic fleet that deserted the republic and followed revan after the mandalorian wars

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, what makes you think the defected Republic military wouldn't be able to run a camapaign against the Republic? Not to mention they WERE recruiting all over.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this massive installation eats stars
    >this in itself is a terrifying and system wiping calamity
    >but lol the real threat is that it shoots lasers after it eats the sun
    it takes 30 seconds to realize how dumb Starkiller is

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does this contradict what happened in the movie?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bounce into a singularity
      hate it when that happens

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely a cool character with potential
    >Reduced to comic relief not even one movie later
    What happened?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a white male.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the only character I liked... then they trashed him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was fine in TLJ; his best scene in the entire trilogy is when he tries to off Ren in Snoke's ruined command bridge.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the logic behind a starkiller when you already have a deathstar.
    You could build thousands of deathstars with the resources of one starbase.
    And you only need like 1 really with a fleet to protect it from pilots with jedi asspull storywriting.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just hyperspace a bunch of ships through the planets they wanted to destroy?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly like the idea of weaponising an entire fricking planet, but even so, I consider the disney shitquel trilogy to be non-canon.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets invest colossal amounts of resources into a single super mega ultra weapon!!!
    >oh they blew it up
    >what if we... invest even more resources into an even bigger ultra weapon!!!
    >damn they blew that up too
    >DUDE WHAT IF WE...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Star 2 does at least make sense in context.
      The whole purpose of it wasn't to make the same mistake again, but to make people think he was and then ambush them. Naturally it failed due to Palpatine's arrogance and assumption his visions would all come to pass (Something Luke was there to witness, Rian you fricking moron) but there was at least a plan in place that utilised the fact it had already failed once.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like the monthy phyton sketch of the lord who build his castle in a swamp.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Star 2 made perfect sense because they relied on Death Star 1 to keep the galaxy in check after dissolving the senate so they should build another one as fast as we could.
      But the emperor actually plays 3d chess and gets it up and working early while exposing its location to the rebels, who are lured into a perfect trap. It's good. It's not just bigger and better and the stakes are incredibly high.

      Starkiller base is using a planet which isn't even fricking remote.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Starkiller base is using a planet which isn't even fricking remote.
        How the frick did they even hollow out the planet to make Starkiller Base?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lore on it is at least semi-interesting. It's the planet Ilum, which used to be the sacred planet where Jedi got kyber crystals for their lightsabers. The Empire strip-mined the planet for kyber for the Death Star's laser, and the First Order built the Starkiller base in the resulting trench. Then the Resistance blew up the whole planet. Basically, this incredibly important place to the Jedi got completely annihilated and no one brought it up once in the Sequels.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That trench is super deep. At those radius the rock is likely molten and pretty hot so I doubt it is results of mining. Earth mines are barely noticeable from space. Here we are taking about mines deep like 1/4th of the planet radius. It is completely unrealistic

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not every planet has a molten core. Also, this is Star Wars fantasy technology we're talking about. Of all the unrealistic things in Star Wars a giant trench carved out of a planet is the least of my concerns, at least when it's done by an organization with as many resources as the Galactic Empire.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can make an entire planet into a multiple planet killing weapon wouldn’t it have been more efficient to just make a fleet of death stars or a fleet of star destroyers with Death Star lasers instead?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What they really should have done is create a weapon that makes stars go supernova. Then you could wipe out not just multiple planets in a system but literally everything in the system.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im speaking about molten mantle. This is just given by the phase diagram of rocks, silicates etc.. even small moons like our have a partly molten mantle.
                It is easier for me to accept unknown tech than assuming different physical properties of materials

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's an ever bigger Jaws

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke Skywalker brings balance to the force
    >a mere 30 years later..........
    I thought it was suppose to be balance to the force. not the dark side taking a 2 week vacation and got back to work.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even do an overhead to show him pulling away from the pack. There's absolutely no way she could've not only sped up enough to catch him but to cut him off from the side. That scene is so moronic on so many levels.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive never seen two actors so blatantly unattracted to each other as this kiss. You could feel them cringing through the screen

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea why they tried to build a romance around them. This moment is clearly supposed to be cathartic as these two finally succumb to their feelings, despite everything else going on in the background lol, yet it falls so fricking flat. People giggled at my screening though that might have been at the goofy, nonsensical line she says before the kiss.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have no idea why they tried to build a romance around them.
            because Empire Strikes Back had a romance

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually feel sorry for them, Finn was left for dead in the previous move so if Boyega refused they could easily cut him, say that he died and replace him with Poe or someone else and he was reprising his first big role so him getting fired would jeopardize all his other roles.

          The girl was introduced in that movie this was her big role and she couldn't refuse because she would be easily replaced and her career would be dead for sure.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even do an overhead to show him pulling away from the pack. There's absolutely no way she could've not only sped up enough to catch him but to cut him off from the side. That scene is so moronic on so many levels.

      The real mystery of TLJ is whether or not it was the result of one draft which never got edited for continuity issues, or so many drafts that they couldn't keep track of details that only made sense with shots/scenes that were no longer present.
      There's just so many fricking bizzare issues with the movie even outside the abhorrent plot and themes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I'll never understand people that defend it as a good movie. It doesn't even do the basics well. The story is a mess.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's more is that so many issues could be solved by a simple revision, so the fact they weren't is even more jarring.
          It's one thing to realise that you'd have to revise 30 minutes of screentime you've already filmed and decide it's better to just hope nobody notices, but being too lazy to do things like;
          >add a shot of Rose pulling ahead
          >reshoot a scene so the magical vanishing knife doesn't happen
          >add a line explaining why Finn and Rose can frick off to Casinoland in full view of everyone and/or why the resistance can't just offload passengers
          >give a reason why they can call Maz just fine but need to wait to make planetfall before calling for help
          is unforgivable, and those are just off the top of my head

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Former. It has peak first draft energy. Latter was more Rise of skywalker.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even do an overhead to show him pulling away from the pack. There's absolutely no way she could've not only sped up enough to catch him but to cut him off from the side. That scene is so moronic on so many levels.

      I miss them

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Starkiller base getting blown up in the first movie was fricking moronic. It should have been the main obstacle for the rebels for all three movies.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we will never see this on the big screen
    I hate Disney for what they did to the EU. Star Wars died in 2015

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait why are the empire shooting at each other?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a big plot line from the EU that takes place immediately before Episode 2, where there is a civil war happening in the Empire due to trade route zoning or something. Palpatine on one side and Dooku on the other (that is the real reason why Episode 2 starts out with Palpatine as a prisoner aboard Dooku's ship)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore the moron who responded first, it's from the post-RotJ era. In that situation it's Pellaeon's SSD Reaper vs the captured New Republic SSD Lusankya. Pellaeon ambushed it with two SSDs at once (smaller not pictured), which allowed the Imperial Remnant to sue for peace.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't look right, they show the scale in the movie. Also they didn't build the planet, Starkiller is just a big gun. If they can build the DS2 in 3 years they can surely build this in 30.

    Best,
    JJ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS2 was already under construction, Palps wanted a Death Star for every sector.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fanfiction

        >industry, manpower, materials from an entire galaxy to build a small moon sized station
        >a tiny fringe terrorist group with no outside support can supposedly carve out a whole planet and build a better and more powerful gun than that empire
        Yeah, no.

        they're not a tiny fringe group, they're the remnants of a galactic-scale empire. they have resources.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >industry, manpower, materials from an entire galaxy to build a small moon sized station
      >a tiny fringe terrorist group with no outside support can supposedly carve out a whole planet and build a better and more powerful gun than that empire
      Yeah, no.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You see anon, despite being pathetic sperg jokes who get defeated very easily, secret Nazis reprsent the greatest existential threat to Our Democracy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird they can't seem to make a believable plot where chuds in the sticks overthrow the centralized urban empire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gun that shoots missiles the size of Death Stars.... lmfao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh actually it shoots lasers powered by the sun.

        Did you actually watch the movie???????????

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even allowing for the exceptionally loose relationship Star Wars has with the laws of physics, that's fricking moronic.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just about the edge of feasibility that an all powerful galactic empire can build a battlestation the size of a small moon as a completely inefficient saudi style frick you we have money flex.

    JJ wanted star wars but bigger, but is too much of a hack moron to establish any sort of backstory to facilitate that, so you have a fringe terrorist sect building a weapon 10x the size that an all powerful galatic empire built, and then within a couple of weeks they somehow rule the galaxy again.

    the real point is, jj didn't care, disney didn't care and even the moronic clapping seal population didn't care until rhian spelled it out to them just how nothing in that universe either makes sense or matters and killed off star wars forever. it was slop defined and we're all the better for it's death.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will never not piss me off that moronic Star Wars fans needed Rian to take a shit all over JJ's moronic homosexual ideas to actually start getting mad. The best thing about TLJ was how explicitly it made TFA look like a joke.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all you had to do was have the empire build 99% of the base and the first order finished the last 1%

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.
      >The Chad Galactic Empire vs the Virgin First Order

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I generally start to lose interest in sci-fi when every ship lost is like a full-on genocide and yet they only have escape pods for like 8 people. And said pods randomly lands on the nearest system which is 99.99999% likely to kill you.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starkiller Base is too big to be plausible. Death Stars are plausible.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did they do with all the dirt/rock they dug up from that hundred mile deep trench?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Starkiller Base
    Haha that's like the original name for Luke Skywalker! They sure know their nerd trivia, nice reference for us hardcore star wars nerds haha.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look at my death star it's much bigger than all the others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Imagine giving these morons money to make movies.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have basically sentient robots, and who knows what level of automation below that, and advanced computer systems.
    So you could probably run Starkiller base with +/- a hundred guys, since they have been shown in other movies to have droids who can repair/build other droids.
    Maybe you garrison a thousand just in case.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're applying hard scifi logic to Star Wars. Yes all the technology is there for von neumann machine remote strip mining of the entire galaxy but that doesn't change the fact that when they go down to a mining planet in Star Wars its the equivelant of a 1800s coal mine but the foreman is a quirky slug man named Glimbo Viridian.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actual comparison
    none of those objects are real, morons.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats so unrealistic. No fricking way they could build something that big in the time between Jedi and Force Awakens.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, and my dad's an engineer at one of the largest space empires in the universe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, smartass. But weve already established from original trilogy these things take a frickload of time to build. Now imagine something thousands of times bigger. It would take a lightyear sized jump in their tech capabilities, no pun intended. And if thats the case why have they not applied the tech to anything else.

        Its just dumb fanfic tier bullshit and I refuse to treat it as anything else.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aboard
    you're not aboard a planet moron
    are you aboard the earth

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So fricking dumb.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    incredible
    I love israelites. Im sure they have souls just like us.
    Women, too.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they go through all the effort of disabling the shield generator at Endor when they could have just exited hyperspace when inside the shield?

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I didn't get is that it does something far nastier just powering up (literally extinguishes an entire star like a kid imploding a fruit sip on a hot day) than it does shooting a couple of gay planets.

    Just fkn suck their sun dry. Their fkn planets will fall out of orbit once it's gravity well is no longer holding them in a stable orbit, and they'll spin off into deep space. Everyone will get trashed by sudden planet quakes and then freeze to death inside ten minutes.

    Yr a fkn STAR KILLER!! KILL THEIR FKN STAR, homosexual!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starkiller absorbs system's sun
      >none of the snow melts

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