It's kino. Soulfull set pieces and action sequences. You also get to see Batgirl and poison Ivy's ass.

It's kino.
Soulfull set pieces and action sequences.
You also get to see Batgirl and poison Ivy's ass.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun as hell, hilarious, hot girls, Arnie chewing scenery, you'd have to be an absolute homosexual not to enjoy it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like with this and Die Another Day people should just say 'eh, that was too silly for my taste' and move on but the genuine hate this dumb meaningless movie gets from people who are divorced from reality and seemingly have no problems in their lives is concerning.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uma Thurman has never once been hot in her life.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a raging homosexual
        yes we know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that she goes full nude in Dangerous Liasons and it's a kino movie as well so if you haven't already check it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was hot in adventures of baron munchausen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen this movie, but I was 9 when the movie came out and I remember getting a boner to Poison Ivy. I think that was probably my first boner.

        Wrong, have a nice day you homo.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny be good, after that coke and anorexia fricked her up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I needed to frick her in Pulp and I need to frick her daughter now

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Marcellus Wallace's leftovers

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s trash. You pair are moronic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile has reached peak levels of contrarianism that B&R is considered a masterpiece
      Pls kys

      Why don't we all just chill out?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You also get to see Batgirl and poison Ivy's ass.
    i don't believe you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, all of it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To the fapmobile!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tfw this did irreversible damage to me sexually

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the female form did irreversible damage to me sexually

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was george.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"That's not very PC, why not bat person or bat woman?"

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"COWABUNGGGGAAAAA"
    pure concentrated kino

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ALWAYS WINTERIZE YOUR PIPES

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile has reached peak levels of contrarianism that B&R is considered a masterpiece
    Pls kys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh contrarianism
      homosexuals like you are the ones who should have a nice day. Whenever you agree with the popular consensus, those who don't are contrarians, and when you disagree with the popular consensus, those that do are plebs or sheep. You are a pathetic narcissist who views art through the lens of your own insecure ego. End your life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. You think B&R is a good movie.
        Nuff said

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      many pleasant memories because of her, especially the kissing parts

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than The Batman, TDKR, and Batman Begins

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and TDK, and every DC film made in the last 20 years unless you count Constantine

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked The Dark Knight and Watchmen more.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah
      but it's better than Zack Snyder's shit at least

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s kino. It’s the movie John Waters wishes he could make.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one had the second best Batmobile and I'm tired of pretending it didn't

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder apeing from Nolan's tumbler instead of this is a huge misstep

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't a batmobile if it isn't long as frick and equipped with a jet engine. fact

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BatmanReturns>Batman>Batman&Robin>>

    [...]

    Forever>>>>>>>>>>>>

    [...]

    Batman>Ben Affleck

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schumacher filtered million with this. He made a big budget adaptation of Batman '66 and it flew right over everyone's heads. I have always loved this movie, frick the haters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is in the 90s nobody wanted 60s Batman anymore. Tim Burton had revitalized Batman completely and fixed his sinking image in popular culture, why regress? Because a couple of moms got miffed that Batman Returns was too..... le dark!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman & Robin made nearly double what it cost to make. Is that not considered a success in Hollywood?

        Up until The Batman I thought all the Batman movies had been great. The Batman was too long and instead of using those 3-4 hours to explain the story through the camera we received an exposition dump from the narration of an emo brooding Batman.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Batman & Robin made nearly double what it cost to make. Is that not considered a success in Hollywood?

          Uh...no? They have to split the theatrical revenue with the theaters. Making slightly less than 2x your budget is barely breaking even

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So in that case, none of the Marvel movies had made a profit, and yet they keep making them. How very strange.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spot on. Burton's Batman was great and yet we have morons ITT making excuses for the absolute shitstain that is Batman & Robin.
        Also George Clooney fricking sucked.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one is calling B&R a masterpiece, they just think it's a fun time. Why do you have to b***h and moan because not everyone is a humorless homosexual like yourself?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is kino, but I like the one with Riddler more.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did freeze do to ivy at the end?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You also get to see Batgirl and poison Ivy's ass.
    oh thank god

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a lame remake of Forever with awesome costumes, sets and some fun setpieces. But it's still lame.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arnold looks absolutely kino here

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely great, but it's not as kino as Batman Forever

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Bane?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      speak of the devil, and he shall appear..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you feel like you are the boss?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've given you a very small role in a shitty Batman movie.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Soulfull set pieces
    shut up you fricking moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put this on anytime it was showing on TV. The anon who compared it Batman 66 is absolutely correct and that's what makes it so fun.

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