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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks in:
    spoiler: the movie

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the bad guys so cool?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a US Navygay from 2013 to 2019 and the scenes were they're all screaming out target, bearing, range and shuffling around the deck to see what the frick was going on was surprisingly reminiscent of the RIMPAC exercise we did where my ship (a Tico Cruiser) got absolutely buttfricked by a Bong sub. Spooky stuff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great, now I'm gonna watch it again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't Ticos supposed to be retired? What happened with that?

      Yeah this was a great film
      As a naval history enthusiast this film was a dream for me and I wish that there were more like it especially from the Japanese side

      It didn't bother you when the Germans were taunting them on their radio frequency like slasher villains?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It didn't bother you when the Germans were taunting them on their radio frequency like slasher villains?
        KINO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        US (war)ship building has stagnated and gotten down right fricking moronic. Decades of blasting dune coon asses with drones let lots of Naval contractors make up snake oil solutions for shit, like the ENTIRETY of the LCS program and Zumwalt's le railgunz!!!! project. Even the new DDGx models are looking lackluster. That being said, our cruiser are still Aegis-having, massive-VLS-stocking ships that can bring metal rain on anyone who pisses us off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this was a great film
      As a naval history enthusiast this film was a dream for me and I wish that there were more like it especially from the Japanese side

      written by the Hornblower guy

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah this was a great film
    As a naval history enthusiast this film was a dream for me and I wish that there were more like it especially from the Japanese side

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they captured the personal feel and interactions well, but the action was straight Hollywood slop. Ships maneuvering like cars, comically evil nazis, really spoiled it for me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Sons of the Yamato
      That was fricking wild

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when the Nazis howled

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >German captain calls you up to awoo at you.

      germans are so autistic it didnt break the immersion at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        g*rmans might be autistic but they're not moronic, the radio howling was moronic

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Hanks is a piece of shit.
    >This movie is a piece of shit.

    Go watch a real movie like that one where Bogart drove a tank through the desert

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of my favorite films to get drunk and watch after a shitty day.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cried when Hank's buck died.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's when the bad guy makes that generic bad guy speech

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >German captain calls you up to awoo at you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      meme when?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were any submarines actually painted like this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was very common for U-boats to have emblems painted on their sail:
        https://uboat.net/special/emblems/about.htm

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >90 minutes of boats shooting at each other
    10/10

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IN THEIR OWN TRACK
    CAME THE WOLFPACK
    GLEAVES LED THE CONVOY INTO THE HORNETS NEST

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did subs really surface to have gun battles with destroyers?

    Seems suicidal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did subs really surface to have gun battles with destroyers?

      nope, in this regard the movie is standard hollywood slop and the whole movie is just Tom Hanks screaming Bearing One Niner Zero! Hard to Port! Full Speed Ahead! on repeat and that's it. it's a bad movie I don't know how someone can like it.

      Fury was significantly more realistic than this lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        I was a US Navygay from 2013 to 2019 and the scenes were they're all screaming out target, bearing, range and shuffling around the deck to see what the frick was going on was surprisingly reminiscent of the RIMPAC exercise we did where my ship (a Tico Cruiser) got absolutely buttfricked by a Bong sub. Spooky stuff.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the nazis are calling in the radio
    >put them through
    >WE ARE THE WOLF awooooo awooooo

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the furry, German captain.
    >Zee wite Wulf ez Cumming Fur UwU! AwoOo
    Kino at its finest.
    The other parts of the movie were alright.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Zee wite Wulf ez Cumming Fur UwU! AwoOo

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