Its literally the Force Awakens, but if it was made by Zack Snyder. He even forgot to remove the Rey Palpatine and Imperial soldier defector thing. There's a Finn analogue, a Rey analogue, Poe, and even that guy from TLJ. Its ridiculous. I didn't need to see those shitty Sequel movies again. Thanks Snyder, you ruined Christmas.
Here's the question of the day. Was the Sequel Trilogy based on Zack Snyder's original pitch to Disney or the other way around?
Rey Skywalker was originally called Kora during pre-production.
Both were based on Lucas' original take on the Sequels, but made shit.
>Kora
Kira, but close enough.
No, I want everyone to feel my pain.
Yes, Kira. Thank you.
you can stop posting about it now
Where are the moronic Disney quips, though?
They had to be trimmed to make room for the "slo-mo inside your slo-mo, dawg" scenes.
It's literally a sci-fi adaptation of Seven Samurai, you useless moron. It's not like Snyder tried to hide this fact.
then why isn't it good?
Because you're jaded and cynical, king.
Yeah but Disney doesn’t own that so I don’t get paid to say rebel moon is a seven samurai ripoff like I do when I say it’s a warhammer or Star Wars ripoff and derail threads to talk about those instead.
trying too hard
Disney doesn't own Warhammer either.
Zack Snyder is no Roger Corman
You can watch this right now on Tubi & Pluto TV.
I will wait for the Extended Bobs and Vagene Cut thank you sir.
It IS literally the diverse Battle Beyond the Stars.
Is this worth watching even if it's for laughs? I have a friend that wants to watch this with me for the holidays but I don't feel like wasting my time if it's not even goos for memeing.
It’s pretty fricking bad. I turned it off after half an hour so.
>goos
Frick, I mean "good". I'm fricking stupid.
watch the holdovers instead.
>The holdovers
What am I for?
>Its literally the Force Awakens, but if it was made by Zack Snyder.
You do, of course, realize that this sensationalist description automatically makes the film better than that soulless goyslop, yes? Disney WISHES they could achieve even a fraction of the artistically herculean calibur of Snyder's level, and the fact it makes so many hardcore contrarians seethe uncontrollably is fricking brilliant. This is, without a shadow of a doubt, textbook cinema.
Is that some sort of skygina?
>You do, of course, realize that this sensationalist description automatically makes the film better than that soulless goyslop, yes? Disney WISHES they could achieve even a fraction of the artistically herculean calibur of Snyder's level, and the fact it makes so many hardcore contrarians seethe uncontrollably is fricking brilliant. This is, without a shadow of a doubt, textbook cinema.
Except Force Awakens is quite possibly the worst of all the sequels.
>Except Force Awakens is quite possibly the worst of all the sequels.
It isn't. It's still goyslop dogshit, but TLJ + TROS are somehow even worse.
Frick, marry, kill
Frick Blunt
Marry Meyer
Kill Boutella
only correct answer.
>kill Boutella
But she's the only one who looks good in a uniform.
And yet, they all resemble trannies. Good thing based Korea never suffers from ugly woman syndrome.
it apparently suffers from shaved off jaws though
Does SK have a huge population of 50ish bogged women from all this facial work falling apart later?>
Can someone tell me why people like this Zack Snyder guy? Did he make something good once? I'm confused.
no, even 300 and the Dawn of the Dead remake are shit but low IQ gays like those for some reason
Basically he's liked by morons and geniuses, to the midwits' chagrin. Real bell curve shit.
>Can someone tell me why people like this Zack Snyder guy?
He's one of the last good directors left in Hollywood. ~~*They*~~ hate him because he tries to tell mature stories that aren't part of the same homogenized Disney slop. The fact not a single one of his movies ever won Best Picture proves how based his filmmaking skills are.
I would agree if 300 was his last movie, which was actually good, but you can't tell me schlock like this is actually good.
Bro, the movie literally starts with his company logo (the Stone Quarry) which is a full frontal Masonic dogwhistle. The fact that you think he's not one of ~~*them*~~ is hilarious.
>force awakens by snyder
i'm in
> evil white nazi men
>main character is woman, takes down an entire squad of (white)men by herself
>rips off star wars and warhammer 40k blatantly
> every white male is incompetent
its all so tiresome
I looked, it’s ok, it’s shorter - more interesting than this Dune of yours, to be honest. Such are the vibes of Battle Beyond the Stars.
The only thing I would do is on a smaller scale, so that it would not be an imperial dreadnought asking for food in their village, but a collapsing scow of void pirates. So that they look for mercenaries in a nearby human settlement, without jumping around the planets. Well, so that Boutella’s heroine is not the adopted daughter of the imperial regent, but, say, the head of a pirate clan. Then it would look more natural. But it’s not bad either.
I genuinely thought the Kai's betrayal scene was gonna be some reversal subversion shit that was gonna show how powerful the Mothership was or whatever, like Noble was already aware of Kora from the beginning and wanted her to gather all the rebels herself just to easily kill them but nope kek. Actually just some really cheesy underdog movie.