It's my most anticipated movie of 2024 and I'm tired of pretending it's not
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It's my most anticipated movie of 2024 and I'm tired of pretending it's not
No shame in being hyped for Chadowkino
I can't wait for Sonic Smurfs 3.
This is a movie for children.
Wrong
No that's correct. These movies are boring shit for kids or autistic people who love Sonic.
Filtered
All movies are made for childrens
Name a movie that wasn't Oppenheimer that wasn't pandering to the adolescent demographic.
Dream Scenario
Poor Things
Anatomy of a Fall
mario movie cope brigade already coming in strong. instead of seething, try living and learning.
>Mario out of nowhere
OBSESSED
CAN YOU FEEL TIME
SLIPPIN’ DOWN YOUR SPINE
>and I'm tired of pretending it's not
was this necessary? you just outed yourself as a degenerate zoomer twittoktblrhomosexual for no reason
Morons cap the end of their sentences with this in the hopes of more replies, because it's such a shamelessly stupid addendum that you can't help but react.
I just want to know who's playing Gerald.
Gerald being the antagonist from beyond the grave is one of the coolest parts of SA2.
Sonic 1
>Boring Dave and his POC GF
Sonic 2
>My big black wedding
Sonic 3
>???
It won't be too explicit but Jojo will be a central character and there will be a lot of focus on how she's an outcast (they won't talk about racism but mos of the people who will be mean to her are white), and she'll the the one saving the world because she'll bond with Shadow and stop him from baleeting everything.
And yeah, remember how Shadow is invincible in Sonic Boom? He's even more powerful here, to the point that his base form is stronger than Super Sonic.
Sonic bros we can't stop winning
>saves your brand
I kneel, daddy jeff..
why were you pretending?
sonic 2 killed any any interest i had in these films
How? You somehow missed how terrible the first one was? At least the second one had maybe 2 minutes of total content that slightly resembled the games. That's more than the first.
>still acting like a 10 minute wedding scene takes the majority of this 2 hour movie
>Pretending like the wedding scene was the only moronic scene
You clearly didn't even see the movies, dipshit.
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Shut up and like things.
>How? You somehow missed how terrible the first one was?
perhaps its because i went into it with low expectations
Sonic blasting a hot fart all over the guy killed the interest for me. Sonic is cool, not disgusting. israeli toilet humor ruins everything. They can't be trusted to handle any IP without putting some kind of degradation into it
Do you really think Sonic never farts or poops?
Blue fricker eats chili dogs, for goodness sake.
finally watched the first two the other week and got hyped for shadow, especially seeing the Hayden Christensen rumor
how did Chadow end up being so cool and beloved by the community when bejita who he was based off of turned out to be a massive jobber cuck?
He's really the central character of SA2's story, and the Hero/Dark structure means he ends up about equal to Sonic in terms of how much gameplay focus they get. It ends up as a surprisingly engaging little story, and Shadow ends up as a very memorable and endearing character. Sega picked up on how popular he was very quickly, and he gets similarly favourable treatment in Sonic Heroes and Sonic (2006), as well as obviously getting his own standalone spin-off where the whole gimmick was that he gets to be an unstoppable murder-machine
Meanwhile, Vegeta almost immediately ends up falling into the same role as the rest of the Z Fighters of just existing to get his ass kicked by the new villain to demonstrate how powerful they are before Goku (or Gohan for Cell) can save the day
The entire plot of SA2 revolves around Shadow
>Eggman finds an old Robotnik facility
>awakens Shadow, Shadow fools Eggman into thinking they're accomplices in World Domination
>Shadow collects the emeralds to activate the ARK
>Shadow activates the ARK, revealing his plan the entire time was to destroy, not conquer the world
>watching Gerald's tapes reveals to team hero and team dark (sans Shadow, who is now going it alone) that Gerald manipulated Shadow's memories so that he wouldn't carry out Maria's last wish to keep believing in people
>Shadow remembers regardless
>team Hero and team Dark stop the Biolizard, which at this point is just carrying out Gerald's order to crash this space station with no survivors
Shadow serves as the antagonist of the story since he's falling for Gerald's plan from beyond the grave, and Gerald is the real antagonist.
I want to know who will be playing Gerald.
Willem Dafoe?
>Willem Dafoe
>Bryan Cranston
>John Noble
>Christopher Lloyd
there are a lot of old guy actors who could really make Gerald scary while properly convey that he's a broken man. His lines in Sonic X are sad as hell
>I'm terrified of myself. All of my thoughts are consumed by revenge, and I don't think anyone can stop me
or some shit.
They already cast Christopher Lloyd in Knuckles as Pachacamac (the echidna warlord from SA1 who drove his people to virtual extinction), and the trailer shows him as some goofy old guy who works at a bowling alley or something.
Not that they couldn't double-cast him for the movie as Gerald.
finds an old Robotnik facility
Huhh? I thought they were the same person
Eggman, Ivor Robotnik, comes from a long line of scientists.
This was a facility made by his Grandfather, Gerald
So what now Eggman is only one of the Robotniks?
How many Robotniks were there?
sonic only ever fought Eggman. Gerald only got introduced in Sonic Adventure 2.
We have only ever met
>Ivor Robotnik, AKA Dr. Eggman.
>Maria Robotnik
Eggman's cousin. The Ultimate Lifeform project was started to make a cure for a genetic illness she had which doomed her to die. Shadow exists to save her life. When GUN learns that Gerald made a deal with aliens to make Shadow, they shut the project down, and Maria died in the crossfire
>Gerald Robotnik
Eggman's grandfather. When Maria died and Shadow was put in stasis, he continued working on the project regardless and succeeded in excising the memory of Maria's last wish to Shadow to continue believing in people.
Shadow had forgiven, Gerald couldn't.
>The Ultimate Lifeform project was started to make a cure for a genetic illness she had which doomed her to die.
How the frick does creating an enormous lizard and a Sonic have anything to do with curing illness?
Shounen anime writing, loser.
Basically she had AIDS, and the project that made Shadow was supposed to create an immortal lifeform, so the hope was that he could use the information to cure the AIDS
shadow is basicaly imortal
so studing a non lizard immortal dna could had help fix her own degenerative dna
So if that were the case for BioLIZARD, how is that going to cure her disease? And even ignoring that, how the frick does Shadow factor in to that?
>shadow is basicaly imortal
The frick he is. He literally dies in his very first appearance.
The biolizard and Shadow are byproducts of the research. Glowies murdered everyone in the facility before the research was completed
it wasn't a lizard, it was a salamander which some are capable of limb regeneration.
it makes perfect sense, in story context.
Because Shadow accepted his role as second best and shows up to help Sonoc as a friendz bejita is a louannoying homosexual who refuses to take the L so he just keeps accumulating more L's.
Well that was until recent years. They've been making Shadow more like Vegeta recently, starting fights with Sonic for no reason, and acting like he's not friends with Team Dark.
>second best
doesnt shadow kick sonics ass almost every time they fight?
Only in SA2, after that they're more or less equal and Sonic is usually the one saving the world while Shadow dicks around with Rouge and Omega.
>Shadow just gets to chill with his big titty bat gf and his pet robot
He's so cool, bros
>his big titty bat gf
kek, sucks for Knuckles, but he can always frick his cousin.
That's why they call him Knuckles the Cuckles
Not if this man has something to say about it.
Even Penders got bored of Knux and made up his own, cooler Knuckles with boobs and stuff
Yes, and then he had a shit fit about Sega using any echidna characters, even ones he didn't make, like with Sonic Chronicles.
imagine if they made a flashback scene with Gerard Robotnik and it's just Ken
Shadow wins every fight between the two of them except their duel on the ARK.
A team Dark win isn't canon
I seem to remember Shadow only won the first time they met in the city because he abused chaos control, in the jungle they stopped fighting when Eggman blurted that the place was going to blow up and in the Ark Sonic won.
Just say Vegeta moron
are they going to give him a gun?
How are they going to replace egghead after Carrey retired from acting?
Anything will be better than Carrey's shitty clownish version of Eggman, Carrey has ZERO range, he always does the exact same obnoxious moron character he used to do in ILC, his Eggman was entirely indistinguishable from the Grinch or the lawyer in Liar Liar, which is really stupif because Eggman isn't like that at all, he LOOKS funny but he's actually just a bitter old butthole, Carrey's moronic zaniness doesn't work for Eggman.
frick it might as well be
is there anything else?
I will show you de wey
Should have been Sonic 3 and Knuckles, they fricked it up.
They're rushing through the games because they had to give a bunch of screen time to James Marsden and a bunch of human characters from the real world that had nothing to do with Sonic in any way shape or form.
They had to do that because.....because frick you that's why.
I thought the last one was Sanic 2 and Knuckles
"And knuckles" is the tv show
They should've called it Knuckles and Sonic, but the and sonic is tiny and in parenthesesto avoid the illusion that he's a big part of it.
I'll watch it of they remove the nigresses, otherwise this is just gonna be the third worst version of the same story.
Sonic Adventure 2>Sonic X>Sonic The Movie 3
Most important question: will Shadow be allowed to drop a D-bomb?
Definitely.
He'll also pick up a gun and comment about how pointless it is
>D-bomb?
this one?
>Shadow reacts to the wedding scenes from the second movie
Shadow is the harbinger of everything cringe about the sonic franchise. He ruined it for 20 years
He enhanced it. Nerds who are afraid to take anything seriously without mocking it relentlessly ruined it.
It isn't Shadow's fault, not SA2 Shadow anyway. How his character was treated after that game though, definitely didn't help matters in any regard. He should have stayed dead
Theres also a Garfield movie coming out with Chris Pratt
And it looks fricking terrible too. Studios need to stop putting Chris Pratt in everything.
then stop pretending, but you can't get mad when someone calls you a homosexual or doesn't want to take your opinions seriously anymore because you have to give that shit up watching live action sonic movies lmao
No one waits for cinema releases with any anticipation any more, just a vague sense of unease nausea and boredom and in the case of disney some anger maybe a dab of rage in the case of capeshit despair etc. The third sequel in a 'franchise' about an obsolete 2 D video game character from a bankrupt company staring an aging once funny man who lost his marbles when his wife /girlfriend killed herself
>Comes out same year as the Knuckles TV show
>Sonic 3 & Knuckles
The mad men did it.
CHILIDOGS
>Iizuka doesn't even know why Sonic likes chilidogs or why they keep ending up in the games that he oversees
Why would he know why a character likes a particular food?
We are anticipating all the Sarah Gadon kino
Disgusting black creatures