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frick off boogie
Getting uncanny puppet teeth really fricked up his "wholesome fat guy" look.
well he literally lost all of his teeth, so his options were limited.
He got so fat he lost his teeth? How does that happen?
He just eats a lot of sugar and never brushed his teeth
>He just eats a lot of sugar and never brushed his teeth
What a fat and lazy homosexual. Too busy gulping down gallons of Mountain Dew every day to get up and brush his own teeth? Boogie is like the archetype of poor life choices. Even Chris-chan still has his fricking teeth and brushes them
>Even Chris-chan still has his fricking teeth and brushes them
I encourage Americans reaching for standards, but "fricking your mother with a mouthful of healthy gnashers" isn't a high bar.
>zero reading comprehension
>zero reading comprehension
You made a joke, I joined in and made another. It's all good.
He should have just not lost his teeth. That's pure laziness
All I can think when i see his white plastic teeth are evil inspector gadget
haha thats good. if i ever get fake teeth, im going to ask them to give me some yellow ones
Shut up Chris
>gets his ass beaten by wings of redemption
>makes a documentary about himself, with a picture of himself crying on the cover
there's no question this fat homosexual has some kind of humiliation fetish
Mike Clum (the director) probably ended hating Boogie more than everyone else, kek
>includes in the documentary that he has a small buried penis
You might be onto something.
hasn't his whole grift from day one being that he's an oh so pathetic loser who needs donations to survive
no, he used to pretend to be a happy comedy fat guy, both in terms of "characters" and the "real" him in vlogs
For a long time, at least
who even watches this?
Me, I love train wrecks.
morons who use the world "lolcow" as if they themselves aren't scum of the earth.
>laughing at some dumb weirdos that willingly display themselves on the internet
>scum of the earth
Might you be projecting?
bump
based
stfu loser
It's only an hour and it's probably the best expose of how a talentless e-celeb hits the jackpot and squanders it all because most of them are narcissistic pieces of shit.
Boogie's side but by the end he clearly despised him.
Boogie still refuses to get a job or sell off all his funko pops. He's just buying time with the publicity from the documentary and plans to spend the last few years he has on Earth rubbing his micropenis against his 20-year-old trailer trash girlfriend who's clearly a victim of childhood rape.
>The documentary maker beings on Boogie's side but by the end he clearly despised him.
what does 2988 stand for?
his weight
its 2 x 1488
It's British bingo slang
28 - overweight. He went with 29 because he's overweight and then some
88 - Two fat ladies. He's the size of two fat ladies.
old school cuck slang
kinda like how that one guy says burn local a lot
His social security number
I picked this movie at a horror movie night in college after reading about it on Cinemaphile
Let's just say I was never allowed to pick a movie again
This is the fate of all Youtubers and Twitch streamers. Most will probably even end up worse than Boogie.
very underrated point. boogie is unique in what a sociopath he is but his fall from grace is not. it'll happen to all these youtubers once they hit middle age and realize ad revenue from topical videos is not a viable sole source of income
Are you moronic? Any youtuber with a million+ subs is literally a millionaire. If they have a basic understanding of finantial education they can just retire
>If they have a basic understanding of finantial education they can just retire
NTA but Youtubers blow all their money on sports cars and designer sneakers and McMansions like any other 20 year old that falls into a pile of money and pit of of fame like 80s rock stars and pro athletes.
Or they spend all their money on funko pops and a different 80$ video game every week, someone like nikocado probably spends more money on imported korean cheese noodles than he does make from his videos.
They also usually spread themselves too thin and start hiring an entire frickin team of people to edit and produce their videos for them and rent or buy a frickin studio or something. They start treating youtube like a TV studio.
no, most will just fade into obscurity and move on with their lives. boogie is a distinguished tier of moron.
mentioned RWJ, ecelebs will mostly (and already do) follow that trajectory. a big name for a while and then suddenly a nobody, where most of the new generation of internet addicted kids dont even recognize the name
the thing is that RWJ is very successful on tiktok
>doesnt start every video with "whats happening forum"
dropped
this is why the smart thing to do for these types is to just all in while he going's good and then save money for when it's not
he would have zero problems aside from his health if he hadn't blown his money on bullshit when he was making it hand over fist
if he sold all his gay arcade machines, even for half of what he initially paid for each of them, he could float his mortgage for probably 3/4 months, he has like 10 of them
he has a local arcade he visits anyway
The moron should sell his house and move into something smaller. There isn't a chance in hell that $2k a month is the bottom line on Arkansas.
Not really, boogie is all kinds of fricked up.
>youtube legend
he was a fat fricking nobody since day one
Ray william johnson made a skit on laughing at his stupid fat ass and that was that
What’s so interesting about this channel? I remember him from like 2008, I didn’t even know he was still a thing.
i havent watched any of these shitty video essays about him but from what ive seen over the years, he begged for money a lot and generally showed himself to be a shitty person, which was a sharp contrast from his reputation and the way he tried to present himself in the early years
What mental health issues does his girlfriend have?
She isn't all there.
Nobody cares about that nasty guy. He jacked off his dad and he manages to make that uninteresting
>Americans
Yikes. I'll watch DSP instead
When did he break up with that Panda b***h?
six years
That Panda b***h was eternally childish. Nice ass though. Incredibly annoying.
>It's my turn to pick the prostitutes
DSP WON
DSP watched the doc with his wife and said
>wuhhhhut he spent 200k on sex workers?
as he played WWE champions on the couch next to Kat
I don´t blame him for this, but he was getting way too expensive prostitutes.
He could have been getting one or two good escorts a week consistently and it would check out that way
damn, boogie lookin rough
so incredibly moronic that it's hilarious
Dude how do you even find prostitutes like there is no website you can go to just find them? There's no doordash for pussy, no doorgash.
watch the vid. He shows you coomer
Coomer is such a stupid zoomer word. I prefer pervert or sexpest.
ok boomercoomer
He used a special "dating" site. You can also find prostitutes on twitter.
>$200k on sex workers
If boogie wanted to hire escorts, he could've just hired local from the city for cheap, but nooo he had to fly them in from California. He tries to defend it by saying an Arkansas 10 is a 2 in California or some shit. On top of that, he would buy them expensive gifts and take them on trips like a moron
Dude is not even competent at paying for pussy, kek.
What no self esteem does to a man
What "deserving" pussy does to a mf
>nooooooo please feel sorry for me: the movie
It sounded really sad, like he had to pay for that sugar-daddy experience because even shallow gold-diggers have to draw the line somewhere.
Honestly, just stay in and have a wank at that point, it HAS to be less soul crushing.
Taking them to Disney world as well like it's a daddy/daughter daytrip, as if we weren't already getting major nonce vibes.
It should have been over for this guy so many times, but he's like a fat American wienerroach. So long as he can still find money for his medication, he'll keep ticking over, digging down and finding a new low.
How the frick did he make so much money anyway? Please tell me it wasn't all youtube money... He invested in bitcoin early right, or his dad left him an emerald mine? Something. I just can't believe being a fat moron on youtube got him this much money.
Youtube money
A sponsor usually gives around 10k per video
I'm guessing once you're a big enough name on there, the algorithm will just keep funnelling the brain-dead zombies towards your content and it's easy money since nobody cares about any sort of quality control.
So long as you keep pumping out videos, the cash keeps coming in.
>deserves 10/10 LA women vs 8/10 Arkansas women.
Am I the only one who would rather have the 8/10 Arkansas woman?
Why would you want to marry a moronic Californian woman? She actually has to be an 8/10 and not just a woman with a big ass that fat guys like.
He said an "Arkansas 8" not an 8/10 woman who happens to be from Arkansas. He's suggesting the scale for women from Arkansas has a lower bar because there's less hot women in Arkansas, so an 8/10 in Arkansas is probably like a 5/10 in LA.
To be fair he's pretty much correct. For example Boogie is an Arkansas 5.
t. Arkansas 6
I watched it with a streamer, so I felt bad and watched it again with adblock off. What's happening to me? Am I... gay now?
>look at me, pity me, send upvotes, feel sorry guys
>but also look at that extreme, tight blonde 20yo ass I pork, you jellymad?
Frick off.
>white
>blonde
>no father figure
Boogie can keep her she already burned unreal amounts of coal before even meeting him
I used to talk to and play games with boogie way back in like 2006 or so, when he didn't hide that he was an edgy /b/tard and enjoyed fricking with and trolling people and being a shameless c**t. Then he got internet famous with the Francis WoW vids and starting putting on that fake nice guy act, and it was hilarious to watch normies and redditors get fooled for so long. But now it's FINALLY all come crashing down on him. All the frickhead had to do was keep LARPing as some heckin wholesome nice guy and he could have grifted to the grave, but the edgy troll in him clearly can't be repressed indefinitely.
If I ever got internet famous I bet I could maintain it indefinitely, so long as reddit didn't somehow dig up my edgy past.
i remember him talking about how there were totally girls who wanted to frick him and how he got laid often, turns out it's pretty fricking easy if you just pay them to frick you
why is every fat guy that plays vidya exactly like this? just some fat sorry sob loser that wont shut up about how he got molested when he was 5 and so video games are the only way he can feel like a kid again or whatever. why do I know like 20 of these guys at my local college? its fricking sickening, and these fat frick helps support it by making them feel not as bad or validated in their parasitic misery.
It's really not their fault. Being abused and finding a way to cope as a child permanently fricks with the brain. It forms certain neural connections before you're even self-aware, and you carry these into adulthood. Of course boogie is nearly 50 so he should have taken responsibility and sorted it out by now, but it's very common that people don't. You can't blame them TOO much, after all he is indeed a victim and still experiencing the fallout from his trauma. However, maintaining that victim mentality is literal brain poison and he's been chugging it for far too long. And you also don't owe him sympathy or attention or money, it's his problem and he's been offered plenty of help so no one owes him anything. It's well past time to take responsibility and control. It's no one else's fault you were abused but your abuser.
I totally understand this. I was abused as a child too. There's a misplaced sense of guilt and shame that follows you to the grave.
Feeling sorry for yourself is one thing, making other people feel sorry for you is another, but monetising pity is taking the piss.
4 million subscribers
>Diablo 4 came out, I had to fricken buy it
>and Zelda came out, I had to fricken buy it
>and Final Fantasy came out, so of course, I had to fricken buy it
>damn bro why don't I have any fricken money???
Things really would've been easier for him if his gut staples had just ruptured years ago
Gut staples stop working the moment the patient realizes they can drink their calories. Boogie defeated the surgery and expanded his stomach again
>Internet: $250
?????
80 down 20 up in my country is the equivalent of $40 a month. Is this what burgs have to deal with?
that probably includes cable and all the premium channels.
Yeah but we make 100x your salary so it's okay.
Depends on the area. I live in the middle of no where so I pay $120 for 75/25 DSL with nothing else included.
>Groceries $800
fat frick
Most of the cost is because Boogie buys top shelf alcohol which he chases with liters of Mtn Dew
for a month of groceries that isn't really that much given how big he is. I'm sure most of the food he actually eats is just doordashing shit though.
He bought the $90 edition of XVI?
>so, tell me a bit about yourself
>WELL IM A CONVICTED FELON AND I WAS ARRESTED FOR AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND BY THE WAY YOU MIGHT HEAR SOME STORIES ABOUT ME BEATING MY EX-WIFE AND BEING A PEDOPHILE
Don't forget that he brings up that he was "molested and abused" at the earliest opportunity. Never ending sob stories. Nothing is ever his fault.
>Don't forget that he brings up that he was "molested and abused" at the earliest opportunity. Never ending sob stories. Nothing is ever his fault.
It's like saying "this is something you have to know about me, and why you should treat me with kid gloves and walk on eggshells" This is the last thing you want. You want to feel normal. This c**t isn't "spreading awareness" whatever that means, he's out for himself and is playing every card he's been dealt.
>you should treat me with kid gloves and walk on eggshells
He's a giant piece of shit troll. This docu merely proved it to everyone who hasn't followed him. Yet he still wants people to coddle him like he's a child who made a few simple mistakes.
Is this about that guy who draws lots of midna porn?
magic mushrooms look fun, that's all I have to say about this doc
>magic mushrooms look fun, that's all I have to say about this doc
If Boogie is as fricked up as he claims, that first time tripping hard wouldn't have amounted to him sitting in a chair with a stupid smile on his face and saying "ay, nuttin matters".
This.
Whenever I take Mushrooms and have an ounce of any guilt or sad shit going on then I end up having a terrible trip and feel like a depressed bag of shit.
The fact Boogie was sitting there and was all smiles just leads me to believe he is not as sad as he claims he is.
>Spends $200,000 a year on hookers
>Lands a skinny ass-less butterface for a GF.
>boogie regularly gets his dick wet by a 20 year old 7/10
>meanwhile im KHV
its not fair bros
>boogie regularly gets his dick wet by a 20 year old 7/10
he doesn't
>7/10
please have some self esteem
Mike Colm
>"THE SICK FRICK HE IS 49 AND SHE IS 20! THAT'S A 29 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE! AHHHHHH!"
>"Anyways, here they are making out, naked, in a bathtub."
Ugly fat fricks aren't allowed to have character flaws. They need to be asexual funny goody-two-shoes nerds or I will ape out on Cinemaphile and YouTube comments like a chad that I am.
You are such a homosexual boogie.
Buy an ad boogie
be es mos teliaque li betsa's for ftoth noatem
Just give us a mainstream Chris Chan movie already
We have to wait until he finishes his "I am literally Jesus Christ" arc
Chris doesn't finish anything. He's still harping on the Dimensional Merge which was supposed to happen over 5 years ago.
They probably don't want to touch it because Chris has become a sacred troon.
it's funny that boogie simps are trying cope with him having a young gf, but with the litany of health problems boogie himself lists, his would not be able to main an erection
Boogie has said this his dick can't even be reached, much less get hard. He can only do hand and mouth stuff.
he wouldn't have the stamina to rub or finger her for a long enough time which also applies to working his tongue and mouth, and also apnea and asthma would prevent him from even being able to have her sit on his face and grind around for too long
my guess, if they aren't just lying entirely about even having sex in the first, is that boogie just watches her play with herself and since he's a compulsive pervert he doesn't even need to jerk off, not that he likely can
as an added note, I don't think that hooker was even necessarily pushed to quit by fricking a gross fat guy, that's part of the job, it was more likely having to frick around with boogie's flaccid penis and probably stuff he had her do while watching
if every LA hooker quit when they had to frick a short fat guy, there wouldn't be any
>He's just going to pay for you to go to Disneyworld and shit and you don't even have to touch his non-functioning dick, just hang in there until he dies
Hell of a hustle, but I can respect it
>just hang in there until he dies
When Boogie dies, he's going to block the doorway and his decomposing corpse will gas her until it explodes and takes the house down with them.
- I wanna frick a woman! No woman will frick me because I'm a fat lazy selfish pig waaaaah!
- Here's a prostitute
- Wha? She's an Arkansas 5 out of 10! I'm not THAT desperate! I deserve to be fricked by a supermodel, for some reason. Waaaaah!
woah the power of the internet gadzooks
internet power zoinks
There is only word to describe The Dark, Sad Life of Boogie2988, Beautiful.
This is a heartfelt, inspiring, graceful, sexy, beautiful perspective on the already exciting and glamorous life of boogie2988. Being a disgusting gooner i am, of course i violently edged to this film.(dont care that its NNN) And boy, I dont think i even lasted 5 seconds... From seeing that beautiful bod presented on my screen, along with his precious curls, delicious flabs, and yummy feet, how could a man be this sexy? This beautiful sight of boogie continues as we venture into the deep personals of his inner life from his financial, romantic, thoughts, carrier, and of course, his sex. This is the epitome of a modern classic in the making. It makes you feel all kinds of sensations. Tapping into your deepest fears, pleasures and desires. I cannot stress enough how the themes of this film have impacted into every nook and cranny of my life. A personal touch to my viewing, his now girlfriend has the same name as me. Making the experience deeply personal and touching. Knowing Boogie at some point has moaning my name or already has, is deeply arousing and enhanced my viewing experience.
I reccomend this documentary for the whole family. Please position this beautiful film in your left hand before watching, you wont regret it!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )
(ps ty boogie for all wetdreams ive had where we have made love in the tub playing with our rubber duckys :p)
well?
start doing this
wings unrionically won
Mods can I get a ban on PepsiBlack persondeath, real tawk
If he was normal weight, you wouldn't care about any of his other character flaws.
losing all his money on crypto would still be funny
His weight is an outward manifestation of his character flaws. It, in turn, feeds into them and allows him to perpetuate those flaws. They aren't independent, without one the other cannot exist. For one to be absent, the other would have to be removed.
Yes boogie you would still be a fricking loser.
yeah like how nobody shits on idubbz
Hassle mindbroke him permanently
Wish we could turn back time... To the good old days.
damn
is that real
Damn, you could hook your Playstation up to his jaw
Is that Boogie getting $100,000 in dental surgery?
...no wonder he's complaining about money.
He got it at a massive discount for shilling it
How have I never seen this before. I'm laughing so hard hahahaha dude what the absolute FRICK boogie
He can't help but share everything about himself loooool
the amount of money that goes into this dumbass lmao, fricking america.
>legend
it's my turn to pick the movie
(jk i already watched it on tevin's stream)
Fricking Tevin and his shithead fanbase
Frick turkey tom and his gay cartoon avatar. Frick Phil alogs.