I find this episode to be oddly very comfy to watch, since most of it is just wandering around an empty station and hanging out in someone's private quarters, learning about them as a person.
Is this the one where people turn into invisible monsters and Geordi does comfy-spooky holodeck detectiving? Or the one where the monster turns into a rock and a dog and tries to absorb him?
Iirc, no. They kissed once, and it's implied he didn't reactivate the program after that. When the real doc shows up she's angry in part because the program starts up again basically at the moment things got horny, making it look like Geordi designed the program exclusively for fricking.
The guy never had a gf the whole series and had unrestricted access to the holodeck (and access to wipe out his own traces)
You couldn't even imagine the depravity that went on in that holodeck
Did he not? I could have sworn he at least hooked up with some alien or something. Oh, well. At least he canonically gets married and has kids.
excluding children and marriages the only direct reference to sex i can recall is future harry telling emh about future chakotay fricking that pointless b***h. very odd scene
no, that is a very strong implication. to my recollection
nobody ever says they are sleeping together or having sex until future harry succumbs to his frustration.
i think its one of the best things about star trek because it keeps it family friendly without being childish
Most normal people would assume it's the middle-ground, i.e., regular veganal sex.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>assume
thus making it an implication and not a direct reference.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, it requires the viewer to guess or assume. It is not directly stated. Also > Alien women having regular veganal sex
I think most people are more creative and assume it is something that cannot be conventionally described
5 months ago
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TNG gives us no hint that most alien "women" have different genitals to human women, though. When everything we see of them except their nose/forehead is exactly the same as humans, it's a safe assumption that their pussies are the same too.
5 months ago
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kes does not have a vegana
5 months ago
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How do you know? She's like two years old you sick frick.
5 months ago
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she gets pregnant by holding hands for 3 days and gives birth out of a pod that grows on her back.
its a shame those comics fell off because the first one was fricking based, I liked how even Evil Jacked Picard is still reasonable and diplomatic when he's not beating the shit out of Riker
>holodeck version dressed like a school marm
I could see her getting that upset if Geordi had her in a sling bikini covered in oil, but he was just simulating a work environment.
Wesley canonically had more sex in TNG than Geordi did
Although I do give the show credit for having the only actual black guy on the show be a weak beta male rather than stereotypical dominant alpha.
It's cool that Riker falls for a Holodeck bawd in the Binar episode, and it's cool that Picard falls for a Holodeck bawd in the Paris cafe episode. And it's cool that Janeway falls for a Holodeck himbo in the fake Irish village episode.
Yet everybody goes apeshit when Geordi and Reginald Barclay get horny for holopussy.
Difference is that Riker, Picard and Janeway are successful, confident and cool enough to pull romantic/sexual partners IRL when they want, whereas Geordi and Barclay are not.
Geordi ended up married with two beautiful daughters.
Wesley ran away with his male molester.
All Good Things' future events don't really take place in the main TNG timeline that 99% of the episodes do, though. I mean in the episode-to-episode type stuff, the regular adventures aboard the Enterprise. Geordi didn't get nothing, whereas Wes had a few episodes where he messed around with qts, especially The Game (absolute kino episode btw).
Difference is that Riker, Picard and Janeway are successful, confident and cool enough to pull romantic/sexual partners IRL when they want, whereas Geordi and Barclay are not.
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All Good Things' future events don't really take place in the main TNG timeline that 99% of the episodes do, though. I mean in the episode-to-episode type stuff, the regular adventures aboard the Enterprise. Geordi didn't get nothing, whereas Wes had a few episodes where he messed around with qts, especially The Game (absolute kino episode btw).
The real difference is that Geordi and Barclay based their holograms on real people who then found out about it. If Barclay had used some fictional bimbo instead of councilor Troi, people wouldn't have given a shit.
>Horny for Holopussy
This sounds like a good name for a star trek themed cover band.
Maybe someone should just sell it as a shirt on redbubble. Just one of those grid images with the face of every ST character knowned to have had sex on the holodeck with the caption "Horny for Holograms".
You can watch porn at home, if that information is leaked at work then nobody bats an eye.
If you watched deepfake porn of one of your coworkers face generated onto a porn actress, and that info gets sent to HR, you're probably getting fired. It's technically literally sexual harassment. It's actually smart how TNG understood the distinction of having someone play out a fantasy and someone playing a fantasy of their coworkers. It's uncomfortable for everyone.
Nah Leah Brahms had BBA - brains, beauty, autism. You'd have better odds with winning the lottery. This chick allowed herself to get the jump from some kind of jello monster. Or was this the episode where he saw his mom in some crazy technologically-induced space hallucination?
You've been tricked. You were with girls who hate sucking dick, so they tricked your inexperienced ass and made you think they don't feel good by intentionally giving you shitty head. You gotta know what to tell them to do so they can't pull that shit. I've got a whole list of instructions to make that shit prostituteproof. I cum way easier and more satisfyingly from head than from any other act.
Besides, even if you're not getting oral, no mouth means no moaning, no begging for you to cum, no plaintive cries, nothing. If your only defense is "I hate having to hear women talk" congrats, you've never been with a woman worth fricking.
Not that guy but while BJs do feel good no woman has ever made me cum from a BJ
And I always get to bust inside no condom so
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Anonymous
>And I always get to bust inside no condom so
Lucky bastard, stop bragging
My girl is a stickler for me wearing a condom no matter what, except that one time she was so drunk she told me don't worry about it lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well the downside is the occasional crazy you get from women on BC. If I decide to marry the first thing I’m doing is getting her to remove that shit
5 months ago
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Yeah, definitely a big pro of marriage
My girl, who is 21 atm, said she doesn't want kids till she's like late 20s or early 30s though, so sadly I gotta wait a long time with only condoms. Downside of dating a younger woman.
Oh well, I will handle this situation with the calm stoicism of Marcus Aurelius.
5 months ago
Anonymous
if she says she wants shit like that, you're handling the situation with the calm cuckery of soiboius penminimus
either get her to plant your seed when you wnt it or move on
5 months ago
Anonymous
What's her excuse for not getting on birth control?
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's so that she can easily lie to him and tell him there was a hole in the condom once she decides to get knocked up by a chad behind his back.
5 months ago
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Ah, I was waiting for the "blackpilled" incel to show up.
5 months ago
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Okay smartass, what other possible reason could a woman who does not want children while in a stable monogamous relationship have to not use birth control and instead force his boyfriend to use condoms even though she knows it makes sex feel worse for him? Even if she is not cheating, it is hard to justify this sort of behavior without making her look like a massive b***h.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Mate, I've only been dating her for a month and a half.
5 months ago
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Different anon, but my first guess is it's a way to limit the amount of sex they have. She can ration when they do it by going "Aww, no condoms." As if her mouth or ass could get pregnant.
5 months ago
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Bad argument since she is horny as frick the moment we get into bed and almost always the one that initiates sex.
5 months ago
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start to reject her advances before the time of the shit test comes. Only a few no's here and there not like all week or month something.
5 months ago
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>Okay smartass, what other possible reason could a woman who does not want children while in a stable monogamous relationship have to not use birth control
Artificial estrogen hormones are terrible and no one should consume them.
5 months ago
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Yeah BJs are good foreplay if done right. My current gf keeps scratching my glans with her teeth and gets real pissy when I mention about it though
You've been tricked. You were with girls who hate sucking dick, so they tricked your inexperienced ass and made you think they don't feel good by intentionally giving you shitty head. You gotta know what to tell them to do so they can't pull that shit. I've got a whole list of instructions to make that shit prostituteproof. I cum way easier and more satisfyingly from head than from any other act.
Besides, even if you're not getting oral, no mouth means no moaning, no begging for you to cum, no plaintive cries, nothing. If your only defense is "I hate having to hear women talk" congrats, you've never been with a woman worth fricking.
>Troi and Crusher have a long turbolift ride
Personally, I'm a fan of the Troi-Crusher stretching scenes, where they gossip and giggle about guys they want to frick.
What kinks do you think are allowed by Starfleet Command, and what ones are not?
I mean "Vulcan Love Slave" is fairly constantly referenced in the various trek shows as something fine no one has an issue with, and while they intentionally keep that vague the title suggests bdsm, enslavement and rape are all seen as acceptable fantasies. Vulcans expressing love in general is seen as taboo.
The only more direct reference I know of is in one of the DS9 novels, I forget the title of them but it was three books and they involved time travel to a future where an alien race that sound suspiciously like Necrons are fought, phasers have been replaced with laser visors like Geordis and the bad guys use clone duplicates of everyone. In the first book there's a passage about Jake and Nog going into the holodeck and running a program that's a combination of Jake's pond program and Nog's alteration of Vulcan Love Slave. In Nog's alteration instead of vulcan love slaves there's two Ferengi women wearing like eight layers of clothing bundled up like they're in the arctic because it's illegal for Ferengi women to wear clothes so Ferengi have a massive kink about them doing it. Nog comments "Vulcan love slaves don't wear much clothing... This is more fun."
>Barclay creates a holodeck version of Troi >Treated as deviant sex pest. >Geordi creates holodeck version of a scientist he's going to meet. >She reacts like he raped her.
Quark spends an episode trying to get Kira's holodata to sell to some creeper. >Portrayed as a sicko and this is turned against him as the data is swapped and Quark's face is stuck on her body.
Meanwhile on Voyager...
>Janeway starts actual full-blown relationship with Irish holodeck character. Has sociopathic scene where she's making him taller and more suited to her tastes and then adds "Delete his wife." >Seven of Nine creates holodeck copy of Chakotey of all fricking people and blatantly "explores her sexuality" with it for weeks. >Both portrayed as fine and good and not at all an issue.
Well in Voyager's case it was for three reasons honestly.
1. The setting meant limited options for human characters to romance so the holodeck had to be used to expand this.
2. The Doctor was in part a plot device in this regard, as he raised questions as to whether or not he was alive and counted as a person and so on, although this has it's own issues as if we rule he *is* a person then doesn't that make reprogramming other holo characters to be what you want and have sex with you a form of rape?
3. The in-universe reason given was literally "We're trapped in a foreign part of the galaxy with no stress relief and our crew have *needs*.
He's probably one of the most relatable characters on TNG. Obviously Barclay is relatable too but he's a bit TOO extreme in his socially awkward autism, whereas Geordi is more realistic and balanced, like, he's chill and good at his job and gets along with everyone well in professional and social settings, but isn't able to get things to reach a romantic level. More people can relate to that than Barclay's "I'm an ultra autistic weirdo that everyone is instantly repulsed by".
Geordi was likable because he was so personable and friendly with everyone. I'd argue he was Data's closest friend and he was got along well with everyone on the crew.
He was also the only senior staff member who handled the Barclay situation with the humanity and professionalism you would expect of an enlightened Starfleet officer.
He seemed like he was handling it pretty poorly until Picard, the only actual decent and sympathetic person except for Troi, ORDERED him to handle it better.
Okay to combat the sex talk thats been going on, I'm going to post about the most dry, sexless Trek episode ever, The First Duty..
What are your thoughts on this episode? I personally love it, as a law student it appeals to me slow, legalist-autist mindset, but I practically NEVER see it mentioned by TNG fans as a great episode even though to me it's one of my all-time favourites.
TNG is fricking full to the brim with moralgayging so I don't think this episode is unusual in that regard.
Seeing Picard absolulely rip Wesley apart is fun though.
i thought picard overreacted
the other part that bothers me is picard having his whole senior staff investigating to exonerate wesley when he was already on track to be exonerated.
also why the frick are they flying around in that massive starship if theyre going to go back to earth every year?
just not a good episode
>but I practically NEVER see it mentioned by TNG fans
obvious bait is obv but:
The First Duty of every starfleet officer is to quote that line whether it be a paraphrase or in picards voice or just the first three words.
If you weren't trolling then you don't deserve to wear that uniform
I was going to do this but I held back. Anyways, brunette is better looking but with the blonde you would be subjugating another species which is always cool.
Okay I realised as soon as I posted this comment I shouldn't have done it since the brunette is so fricking hot, but still, come on man, help me out here, I'm trying to talk about the episode.
i thought picard overreacted
the other part that bothers me is picard having his whole senior staff investigating to exonerate wesley when he was already on track to be exonerated.
also why the frick are they flying around in that massive starship if theyre going to go back to earth every year?
just not a good episode
>i thought picard overreacted
Picard is THE ultra-moralgay, so it seemed completely in-character for him. The guy is a dry, humourless lawyer at heart, he fricking loves following the law and the rules by his very nature. It was in character for him to react like that, especially to someone he considered to be his "apprentice" of sorts.
if he loves following the rules so much why did he misappropriate resources to investigate the incident? does he think starfleet security is incompetent or corrupt? if so why doesnt he fix that problem instead of bullying children into ruining their careers?
Pressuring a 17/18 year old into telling the truth during a court martial/investigation into the death of a kid is not the same as "bullying children", jesus.
youre still evading the point that it was none of picards business and completely inappropriate to get involved. if tom had a little more experience he would have accused picard of having a personal vendetta against wesley and got everyone off on a technicality.
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Picard did not get involved in any professional/official capacity, it was purely personal, just like how his mother was involved. And Picard was basically a father-figure for Wesley, so it's completely understandable and reasonable for Picard to have become involved in the way he was. >he would have accused picard of having a personal vendetta against wesley
Are you fricking kidding? Picard is accused of playing favourites with Wesley and giving him unfair advantages, if anything (because he wanted to frick his mother). Certainly not being out to get him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
they dont even need to accuse picard of having it out for wesley. tom makes it quitr clear all they need to do is stick together > Picard doesn't know anything. He has a theory. So let him tell the inquiry what he thinks happened. They'll ask us, is it true? We'll say, no, sir. There's no evidence, so there's no case. We'll get off with a reprimand.
and its all made even worse by wesely throwing away the starfleet ideals so he can get his ass ate
>does he think starfleet security is incompetent or corrupt?
He's seen first-hand that Starfleet is both incompetent and corrupt in several areas, yes. Fricking hell, he had to fricking blast several high-ranking officers with a phaser just a few years before the incident because they gotten infected with space worms. So wanting to make sure Starfleet doesn't frick this up by personally seeing to the matter seems very reasonable since he was already there.
already being there is a massive problem though. how the frick are they supossed to explore the galaxy when theyre never more than a few months away from earth? what the frick was picards mission anyway? cataloging fauna kirk and spock didnt have time for?
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's not the first episode where they just pop back to Earth when the plot demands. I always assumed that because space is so massive, they just have a bunch of uncharted territory within federation space that needs exploring.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You exagerate how much they visit Earth. As far as I remember, they only visit present-day Earth (as in, 24th century Earth) like twice in the entire series, that being The First Duty and Time's Arrow, both in season 5. The writers of TNG intentionally did not write many episodes involving contemporary Earth.
if the ent D can come back to earth for commencement it cant be more than a few months away from earth. with only the handful of earth trips shown they literally wouldnt have time to get anywhere new in 7 years.
remember its not only earth exploring the galaxy. there are hundreds of federation members who already explored the space around their planets. it would take years to get to unexplored territory
5 months ago
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You exagerate how much they visit Earth. As far as I remember, they only visit present-day Earth (as in, 24th century Earth) like twice in the entire series, that being The First Duty and Time's Arrow, both in season 5. The writers of TNG intentionally did not write many episodes involving contemporary Earth.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, also I'm forgetting 'Conspiracy', of course. So that's 3 episodes out of like 178 or something.
5 months ago
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You also forgot Family, with Picard fighting his brother in the mud.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah good point, forgot that one. Okay but still, 4 out of 178 is pretty low.
5 months ago
Anonymous
except that means the enterprise is always less than 1 year away from earth so theyre hardly exploring the galaxy. ds9 does more star trekking if you think about it
5 months ago
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Technically they returned to the Sol system the episode before to fight the Borg. And before that they were in the Romulan Neutral Zone which is relatively close to Earth by TNG times.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think the first season episode with the parasites controlling starfleet also has them visit Earth, no?
5 months ago
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Yes, see my added comment
Oh, also I'm forgetting 'Conspiracy', of course. So that's 3 episodes out of like 178 or something.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Clearly sometime between Kirk making the name famous and the launch of the Big D the Enterprise's primary purpose became diplomatic rather than deep space exploration. Even when they do scientific stuff, the star clusters and nebulae - for all we know - could lie well within charted UFP territory making their missions more about cataloging or experimentation rather than a first pass through. Except for episodes like Farpoint and The Chase where they travel thousands of lightyears in a week. Which brings up the most important point here in that Star Trek is horrifically inconsistent about travel times. Even TOS had the Enterprise travelling between the far frontier and the core worlds of the Federation multiple times.
5 months ago
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except that means the enterprise is always less than 1 year away from earth so theyre hardly exploring the galaxy. ds9 does more star trekking if you think about it
TNG has a pretty good balance between exploring new regions and traveling between already-explored and settled/UFP regions.
The overwhelming majority of DS9 takes place within UFP/Allied areas, very bad example. There's barely any Gamma quadrant exploration.
5 months ago
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DS9 made a big deal about being on 'the frontier' yet they could always make it to Earth or Q'on'os or wherever in a week's time. It's one of the messy things about the attempts to make official Star Trek maps; Bajor and Cardassia are closer to Earth than most of the civilizations Kirk visited 100 years earlier. Not that it's impossible that the Federation hadn't reached Cardassian space even earlier - there are Cardassians even in ENT though they don't come into direct contact with humans - but once again it's hardly a frontier then.
5 months ago
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The more Trek tries to develop a large, cohesive universe, the more holes there are in it. That's why TOS had it right in not being specific about anything and just doing whatever it wanted. TOS is like the only Trek series that never even went to contemporary Earth, either, so it has that in its advantages.
5 months ago
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They did though. And Vulcan, which Gene himself put 16 light years from Earth. But yes, expanding over almost sixty years with god knows how many different writers has created a probably uncontested clusterfrick of lore.
Nah, to me Measure of a Man is way too melodramatic and showy, with an issue that is too alien and unrealistic to relate to and feel genuinely engaged by and uncertain of how it'll end. I simply do not give a frick about AI/android "rights", whereas the issue of training cadets fricking around and getting someone killed in a stunt feels a lot more understandable and real-world, and the outcome is more unexpected. And there's no moral groundstanding and theatrics, it feels very authentic.
Funny how we are now having this argument in real life, with AI now generating realistic photos of real people doing anything. Truly ahead of its time.
I think that all rights are gone if you are a celebrity or a public figure, if you put yourself out there you should expect this kind of thing. But as for normal people and co-workers, it's fine so long as you keep your stuff strictly private; any leak, intentional or not, should be harshly punished.
So Geordi and Barkley should have kept their holofiles strictly private.
>So Geordi and Barkley should have kept their holofiles strictly private.
At least with Barclay, he did, until Riker decided he was going to barge in and invade Barclay's privacy.
he continued to act like the hologram was accurate even though it didnt know she was married. should have gone stictly proffessional after the marriage reveal. rookie simp mistake
Did he ever actually frick the hologram?
The guy never had a gf the whole series and had unrestricted access to the holodeck (and access to wipe out his own traces)
You couldn't even imagine the depravity that went on in that holodeck
he hooked up with her.
I find this episode to be oddly very comfy to watch, since most of it is just wandering around an empty station and hanging out in someone's private quarters, learning about them as a person.
Is this the one where people turn into invisible monsters and Geordi does comfy-spooky holodeck detectiving? Or the one where the monster turns into a rock and a dog and tries to absorb him?
Latter.
>people turn into invisible monsters and Geordi does comfy-spooky holodeck detectiving?
That’s my favourite episode
he was probablty friendzoned by every program.
Iirc, no. They kissed once, and it's implied he didn't reactivate the program after that. When the real doc shows up she's angry in part because the program starts up again basically at the moment things got horny, making it look like Geordi designed the program exclusively for fricking.
Did he not? I could have sworn he at least hooked up with some alien or something. Oh, well. At least he canonically gets married and has kids.
It's implied
excluding children and marriages the only direct reference to sex i can recall is future harry telling emh about future chakotay fricking that pointless b***h. very odd scene
>direct reference to sex
no, that is a very strong implication. to my recollection
nobody ever says they are sleeping together or having sex until future harry succumbs to his frustration.
i think its one of the best things about star trek because it keeps it family friendly without being childish
No-one needs scenes of Lieutenant Worf taking Counsellor Troi to Pound Town
Any regular TNG viewer should know that it's implied that Troi takes alien dick hard every week off-screen, anyways,
They never specify what Jamaharon is. It could be an intense massage, it could also be analingus.
Most normal people would assume it's the middle-ground, i.e., regular veganal sex.
>assume
thus making it an implication and not a direct reference.
Yes, it requires the viewer to guess or assume. It is not directly stated. Also
> Alien women having regular veganal sex
I think most people are more creative and assume it is something that cannot be conventionally described
TNG gives us no hint that most alien "women" have different genitals to human women, though. When everything we see of them except their nose/forehead is exactly the same as humans, it's a safe assumption that their pussies are the same too.
kes does not have a vegana
How do you know? She's like two years old you sick frick.
she gets pregnant by holding hands for 3 days and gives birth out of a pod that grows on her back.
She's literally me.
Safe assumption, but not a fun one
in the mirror universe they're married and she's an alcoholic
its a shame those comics fell off because the first one was fricking based, I liked how even Evil Jacked Picard is still reasonable and diplomatic when he's not beating the shit out of Riker
>holodeck version dressed like a school marm
I could see her getting that upset if Geordi had her in a sling bikini covered in oil, but he was just simulating a work environment.
>but he was just simulating a work environment.
>I'm with you every day geordi
>Every time you look at this engine you're looking at me
>Every time you touch it, it's me
Nawww, that was Geordi's jack off fantasy 100%
The computer generated her from Leah's profile so if anyone was too horny it's that digital b***h.
he was only trying to be her friend!
Even Wesley Crusher looks like a chad next to Geordi
Wesley canonically had more sex in TNG than Geordi did
Although I do give the show credit for having the only actual black guy on the show be a weak beta male rather than stereotypical dominant alpha.
Geordi ended up married with two beautiful daughters.
Wesley ran away with his male molester.
It's cool that Riker falls for a Holodeck bawd in the Binar episode, and it's cool that Picard falls for a Holodeck bawd in the Paris cafe episode. And it's cool that Janeway falls for a Holodeck himbo in the fake Irish village episode.
Yet everybody goes apeshit when Geordi and Reginald Barclay get horny for holopussy.
Difference is that Riker, Picard and Janeway are successful, confident and cool enough to pull romantic/sexual partners IRL when they want, whereas Geordi and Barclay are not.
All Good Things' future events don't really take place in the main TNG timeline that 99% of the episodes do, though. I mean in the episode-to-episode type stuff, the regular adventures aboard the Enterprise. Geordi didn't get nothing, whereas Wes had a few episodes where he messed around with qts, especially The Game (absolute kino episode btw).
>let's pair up Wil Wheaton with prime fricking Ashley Judd
>this won't make our virgin fanbase want to kill themselves
The real difference is that Geordi and Barclay based their holograms on real people who then found out about it. If Barclay had used some fictional bimbo instead of councilor Troi, people wouldn't have given a shit.
Literally the Human Resources meme
>Horny for Holopussy
This sounds like a good name for a star trek themed cover band.
Maybe someone should just sell it as a shirt on redbubble. Just one of those grid images with the face of every ST character knowned to have had sex on the holodeck with the caption "Horny for Holograms".
You can watch porn at home, if that information is leaked at work then nobody bats an eye.
If you watched deepfake porn of one of your coworkers face generated onto a porn actress, and that info gets sent to HR, you're probably getting fired. It's technically literally sexual harassment. It's actually smart how TNG understood the distinction of having someone play out a fantasy and someone playing a fantasy of their coworkers. It's uncomfortable for everyone.
yeah except he marries her offscreen by the season finale. Explain that to your HR manager
The writers felt bad for how much they'd made Geordi an incel so they threw him a bone in the very last episode.
except all of that was a Q illusion and geordie had standards.
She's extremely cute and more attractive than Leah Brahms, though. Geordi missed out hard.
Nah Leah Brahms had BBA - brains, beauty, autism. You'd have better odds with winning the lottery. This chick allowed herself to get the jump from some kind of jello monster. Or was this the episode where he saw his mom in some crazy technologically-induced space hallucination?
I loved how once in geordis life one woman shows interest in him and he just spergs out.
>Computer, create the perfect waifu
>Perfect
>No blowjobs
0/10.
blowjobs are ass
have fun listening to a dumb broad talk the rest of your life
>blowjobs are ass
BJs feel better than sex with condoms
Sex without condom is about equal though
Not that guy but while BJs do feel good no woman has ever made me cum from a BJ
And I always get to bust inside no condom so
>And I always get to bust inside no condom so
Lucky bastard, stop bragging
My girl is a stickler for me wearing a condom no matter what, except that one time she was so drunk she told me don't worry about it lmao
Well the downside is the occasional crazy you get from women on BC. If I decide to marry the first thing I’m doing is getting her to remove that shit
Yeah, definitely a big pro of marriage
My girl, who is 21 atm, said she doesn't want kids till she's like late 20s or early 30s though, so sadly I gotta wait a long time with only condoms. Downside of dating a younger woman.
Oh well, I will handle this situation with the calm stoicism of Marcus Aurelius.
if she says she wants shit like that, you're handling the situation with the calm cuckery of soiboius penminimus
either get her to plant your seed when you wnt it or move on
What's her excuse for not getting on birth control?
It's so that she can easily lie to him and tell him there was a hole in the condom once she decides to get knocked up by a chad behind his back.
Ah, I was waiting for the "blackpilled" incel to show up.
Okay smartass, what other possible reason could a woman who does not want children while in a stable monogamous relationship have to not use birth control and instead force his boyfriend to use condoms even though she knows it makes sex feel worse for him? Even if she is not cheating, it is hard to justify this sort of behavior without making her look like a massive b***h.
Mate, I've only been dating her for a month and a half.
Different anon, but my first guess is it's a way to limit the amount of sex they have. She can ration when they do it by going "Aww, no condoms." As if her mouth or ass could get pregnant.
Bad argument since she is horny as frick the moment we get into bed and almost always the one that initiates sex.
start to reject her advances before the time of the shit test comes. Only a few no's here and there not like all week or month something.
>Okay smartass, what other possible reason could a woman who does not want children while in a stable monogamous relationship have to not use birth control
Artificial estrogen hormones are terrible and no one should consume them.
Yeah BJs are good foreplay if done right. My current gf keeps scratching my glans with her teeth and gets real pissy when I mention about it though
You've been tricked. You were with girls who hate sucking dick, so they tricked your inexperienced ass and made you think they don't feel good by intentionally giving you shitty head. You gotta know what to tell them to do so they can't pull that shit. I've got a whole list of instructions to make that shit prostituteproof. I cum way easier and more satisfyingly from head than from any other act.
Besides, even if you're not getting oral, no mouth means no moaning, no begging for you to cum, no plaintive cries, nothing. If your only defense is "I hate having to hear women talk" congrats, you've never been with a woman worth fricking.
>giant wall of text
you've never gotten your dick wet
>Complaining about text on a text forum.
moronic incel throwing stones in glass houses who knew he had no reply and was told.
>tfw i somehow lucked out and my current gf kinda looks like counsellor troi
too bad she isnt into star trek tho
Computer; Complete.
>computer red-flags your psyche profile and sends a priority subspace message to Starfleet Command
What kinks do you think are allowed by Starfleet Command, and what ones are not?
They're based out of San Francisco so we're probably lucky officers aren't just shitting in the hallways of the Enterprise.
>Troi and Crusher have a long turbolift ride
>Troi and Crusher have a long turbolift ride
Beverly, its just a costume! for one session!
>Troi and Crusher have a long turbolift ride
Personally, I'm a fan of the Troi-Crusher stretching scenes, where they gossip and giggle about guys they want to frick.
Imagine Troi turning up to discuss Asuka lmao.
I mean "Vulcan Love Slave" is fairly constantly referenced in the various trek shows as something fine no one has an issue with, and while they intentionally keep that vague the title suggests bdsm, enslavement and rape are all seen as acceptable fantasies. Vulcans expressing love in general is seen as taboo.
The only more direct reference I know of is in one of the DS9 novels, I forget the title of them but it was three books and they involved time travel to a future where an alien race that sound suspiciously like Necrons are fought, phasers have been replaced with laser visors like Geordis and the bad guys use clone duplicates of everyone. In the first book there's a passage about Jake and Nog going into the holodeck and running a program that's a combination of Jake's pond program and Nog's alteration of Vulcan Love Slave. In Nog's alteration instead of vulcan love slaves there's two Ferengi women wearing like eight layers of clothing bundled up like they're in the arctic because it's illegal for Ferengi women to wear clothes so Ferengi have a massive kink about them doing it. Nog comments "Vulcan love slaves don't wear much clothing... This is more fun."
Computer, cancel that...
Asking the computer to make any holodeck character sentient is a bad idea
, create the perfect waifu
>Perfect
>Used to be a dude.
0/10.
>it's a Geordi episode
Kino.
>Barclay creates a holodeck version of Troi
>Treated as deviant sex pest.
>Geordi creates holodeck version of a scientist he's going to meet.
>She reacts like he raped her.
Quark spends an episode trying to get Kira's holodata to sell to some creeper.
>Portrayed as a sicko and this is turned against him as the data is swapped and Quark's face is stuck on her body.
Meanwhile on Voyager...
>Janeway starts actual full-blown relationship with Irish holodeck character. Has sociopathic scene where she's making him taller and more suited to her tastes and then adds "Delete his wife."
>Seven of Nine creates holodeck copy of Chakotey of all fricking people and blatantly "explores her sexuality" with it for weeks.
>Both portrayed as fine and good and not at all an issue.
I don't think it's a "men vs women" thing so much as a "Voyager writers being stupid buttholes" thing.
Well in Voyager's case it was for three reasons honestly.
1. The setting meant limited options for human characters to romance so the holodeck had to be used to expand this.
2. The Doctor was in part a plot device in this regard, as he raised questions as to whether or not he was alive and counted as a person and so on, although this has it's own issues as if we rule he *is* a person then doesn't that make reprogramming other holo characters to be what you want and have sex with you a form of rape?
3. The in-universe reason given was literally "We're trapped in a foreign part of the galaxy with no stress relief and our crew have *needs*.
The holodeck characters are not alive. Despite what that dumb Voyager episode tried to spindoctor.
Moriarty and Vic were exceptions.
Janeway didnt make holographic representations of her own crew.
Thats why its fine.
Seven less so.
Both episodes were bad anyway.
>touch my fungini
>touch it
>mmm
Geordi unironically was /ourguy/.
He's probably one of the most relatable characters on TNG. Obviously Barclay is relatable too but he's a bit TOO extreme in his socially awkward autism, whereas Geordi is more realistic and balanced, like, he's chill and good at his job and gets along with everyone well in professional and social settings, but isn't able to get things to reach a romantic level. More people can relate to that than Barclay's "I'm an ultra autistic weirdo that everyone is instantly repulsed by".
Geordi was likable because he was so personable and friendly with everyone. I'd argue he was Data's closest friend and he was got along well with everyone on the crew.
He was also the only senior staff member who handled the Barclay situation with the humanity and professionalism you would expect of an enlightened Starfleet officer.
He seemed like he was handling it pretty poorly until Picard, the only actual decent and sympathetic person except for Troi, ORDERED him to handle it better.
yet another star trek thread with nothing but coomer posts inside
Okay to combat the sex talk thats been going on, I'm going to post about the most dry, sexless Trek episode ever, The First Duty..
What are your thoughts on this episode? I personally love it, as a law student it appeals to me slow, legalist-autist mindset, but I practically NEVER see it mentioned by TNG fans as a great episode even though to me it's one of my all-time favourites.
I preferred the sequel where they had all the cadets hopped up on space speed flying around the notDefiant
>Red Squad!
>Red Squad!
>Red Squad!
>Red Squad!
>Red Squad!
>Red Sq-ack!
does a good job introducing tom paris but overall a bit too moral gayging and not an episode i enjoy
TNG is fricking full to the brim with moralgayging so I don't think this episode is unusual in that regard.
Seeing Picard absolulely rip Wesley apart is fun though.
i thought picard overreacted
the other part that bothers me is picard having his whole senior staff investigating to exonerate wesley when he was already on track to be exonerated.
also why the frick are they flying around in that massive starship if theyre going to go back to earth every year?
just not a good episode
>but I practically NEVER see it mentioned by TNG fans
obvious bait is obv but:
The First Duty of every starfleet officer is to quote that line whether it be a paraphrase or in picards voice or just the first three words.
If you weren't trolling then you don't deserve to wear that uniform
I'd frick the brunette. Would anyone prefer to frick the blonde? Because I'm all about that brunette.
THAT'S RIGHT, I MADE IT ABOUT SEX AGAIN homie, WHATCHOO GONNA DOOOOO?
I was going to do this but I held back. Anyways, brunette is better looking but with the blonde you would be subjugating another species which is always cool.
Okay I realised as soon as I posted this comment I shouldn't have done it since the brunette is so fricking hot, but still, come on man, help me out here, I'm trying to talk about the episode.
>i thought picard overreacted
Picard is THE ultra-moralgay, so it seemed completely in-character for him. The guy is a dry, humourless lawyer at heart, he fricking loves following the law and the rules by his very nature. It was in character for him to react like that, especially to someone he considered to be his "apprentice" of sorts.
if he loves following the rules so much why did he misappropriate resources to investigate the incident? does he think starfleet security is incompetent or corrupt? if so why doesnt he fix that problem instead of bullying children into ruining their careers?
Pressuring a 17/18 year old into telling the truth during a court martial/investigation into the death of a kid is not the same as "bullying children", jesus.
youre still evading the point that it was none of picards business and completely inappropriate to get involved. if tom had a little more experience he would have accused picard of having a personal vendetta against wesley and got everyone off on a technicality.
Picard did not get involved in any professional/official capacity, it was purely personal, just like how his mother was involved. And Picard was basically a father-figure for Wesley, so it's completely understandable and reasonable for Picard to have become involved in the way he was.
>he would have accused picard of having a personal vendetta against wesley
Are you fricking kidding? Picard is accused of playing favourites with Wesley and giving him unfair advantages, if anything (because he wanted to frick his mother). Certainly not being out to get him.
they dont even need to accuse picard of having it out for wesley. tom makes it quitr clear all they need to do is stick together
> Picard doesn't know anything. He has a theory. So let him tell the inquiry what he thinks happened. They'll ask us, is it true? We'll say, no, sir. There's no evidence, so there's no case. We'll get off with a reprimand.
and its all made even worse by wesely throwing away the starfleet ideals so he can get his ass ate
>does he think starfleet security is incompetent or corrupt?
He's seen first-hand that Starfleet is both incompetent and corrupt in several areas, yes. Fricking hell, he had to fricking blast several high-ranking officers with a phaser just a few years before the incident because they gotten infected with space worms. So wanting to make sure Starfleet doesn't frick this up by personally seeing to the matter seems very reasonable since he was already there.
already being there is a massive problem though. how the frick are they supossed to explore the galaxy when theyre never more than a few months away from earth? what the frick was picards mission anyway? cataloging fauna kirk and spock didnt have time for?
It's not the first episode where they just pop back to Earth when the plot demands. I always assumed that because space is so massive, they just have a bunch of uncharted territory within federation space that needs exploring.
if the ent D can come back to earth for commencement it cant be more than a few months away from earth. with only the handful of earth trips shown they literally wouldnt have time to get anywhere new in 7 years.
remember its not only earth exploring the galaxy. there are hundreds of federation members who already explored the space around their planets. it would take years to get to unexplored territory
You exagerate how much they visit Earth. As far as I remember, they only visit present-day Earth (as in, 24th century Earth) like twice in the entire series, that being The First Duty and Time's Arrow, both in season 5. The writers of TNG intentionally did not write many episodes involving contemporary Earth.
Oh, also I'm forgetting 'Conspiracy', of course. So that's 3 episodes out of like 178 or something.
You also forgot Family, with Picard fighting his brother in the mud.
Oh yeah good point, forgot that one. Okay but still, 4 out of 178 is pretty low.
except that means the enterprise is always less than 1 year away from earth so theyre hardly exploring the galaxy. ds9 does more star trekking if you think about it
Technically they returned to the Sol system the episode before to fight the Borg. And before that they were in the Romulan Neutral Zone which is relatively close to Earth by TNG times.
I think the first season episode with the parasites controlling starfleet also has them visit Earth, no?
Yes, see my added comment
Clearly sometime between Kirk making the name famous and the launch of the Big D the Enterprise's primary purpose became diplomatic rather than deep space exploration. Even when they do scientific stuff, the star clusters and nebulae - for all we know - could lie well within charted UFP territory making their missions more about cataloging or experimentation rather than a first pass through. Except for episodes like Farpoint and The Chase where they travel thousands of lightyears in a week. Which brings up the most important point here in that Star Trek is horrifically inconsistent about travel times. Even TOS had the Enterprise travelling between the far frontier and the core worlds of the Federation multiple times.
TNG has a pretty good balance between exploring new regions and traveling between already-explored and settled/UFP regions.
The overwhelming majority of DS9 takes place within UFP/Allied areas, very bad example. There's barely any Gamma quadrant exploration.
DS9 made a big deal about being on 'the frontier' yet they could always make it to Earth or Q'on'os or wherever in a week's time. It's one of the messy things about the attempts to make official Star Trek maps; Bajor and Cardassia are closer to Earth than most of the civilizations Kirk visited 100 years earlier. Not that it's impossible that the Federation hadn't reached Cardassian space even earlier - there are Cardassians even in ENT though they don't come into direct contact with humans - but once again it's hardly a frontier then.
The more Trek tries to develop a large, cohesive universe, the more holes there are in it. That's why TOS had it right in not being specific about anything and just doing whatever it wanted. TOS is like the only Trek series that never even went to contemporary Earth, either, so it has that in its advantages.
They did though. And Vulcan, which Gene himself put 16 light years from Earth. But yes, expanding over almost sixty years with god knows how many different writers has created a probably uncontested clusterfrick of lore.
Problem is when you think of dry, legal procedural Star Trek, you think of Measure of a Man and this one gets lost in the shuffle
Nah, to me Measure of a Man is way too melodramatic and showy, with an issue that is too alien and unrealistic to relate to and feel genuinely engaged by and uncertain of how it'll end. I simply do not give a frick about AI/android "rights", whereas the issue of training cadets fricking around and getting someone killed in a stunt feels a lot more understandable and real-world, and the outcome is more unexpected. And there's no moral groundstanding and theatrics, it feels very authentic.
Funny how we are now having this argument in real life, with AI now generating realistic photos of real people doing anything. Truly ahead of its time.
I think that all rights are gone if you are a celebrity or a public figure, if you put yourself out there you should expect this kind of thing. But as for normal people and co-workers, it's fine so long as you keep your stuff strictly private; any leak, intentional or not, should be harshly punished.
So Geordi and Barkley should have kept their holofiles strictly private.
>So Geordi and Barkley should have kept their holofiles strictly private.
At least with Barclay, he did, until Riker decided he was going to barge in and invade Barclay's privacy.
Geordi did nothing wrong, he just wanted to be friends
he continued to act like the hologram was accurate even though it didnt know she was married. should have gone stictly proffessional after the marriage reveal. rookie simp mistake
for me its benteen
The Captain personally gives you a thorough full body inspection to verify you aren't a changeling
>I'd like to go on a date with you Ensign Anon! I just have to go on a quick mission. I'm so excited!