>It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
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>It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
>It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
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>*marries Nelson a year later*
Why does Millhouse have to be a punching bag in every iteration? Even in the future where he’s jacked Lisa still dumps him.
He took her virginity. Doesn't matter how much she copes and says it doesn't count.
Milhouse could have a micro-dick that couldn't break her hymen
Hymen intactness is a meme anyway.
Says the man who never took the purity of his wife, sanctifying that she shall never know the body of another man.
not him, but hymens can break or degrade without penetrative sex being a factor.
Steroids don't make him any less of a loser on the inside.
>Why does Millhouse have to be a punching bag in every iteration?
It does get a little tiresome. It's become it's own meme instead of a legit joke.
Milhouse is not a meme, and that in itself is not a meme
It's not as bad as Mag though
He ends up with Lisa in the future more often than Nelson does
But still vote Nelson
Isn't it weird how you never see this type of complaints about Moleman's getting hurt?
Old man dying is ok, but making fun of the loser nerd is too close to home for you?
No one's gay for Moleman
I complain about Hans' mistreatment all the time
Moleman isn't an actual character, he's a sight gag whose sparingly used. Millhouse actually has more than a few seconds of screen time per episode.
THIS. Lisa was a fricking ice cold c**t.
Irwin from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy had better taste than Milhouse.
But Irwin never got the message
My point is; Mandy was a MUCH better girl to pursue than Lisa. Mandy completely confident and secure in herself and never gave a shit what anyone thought of her. Lisa was insecure, attention whoring, arrogant know-it-all who constantly had to be holier-than-thou and gave me a headache whenever she entered a scene. I'm still pissed off at the family guy X simpsons crossover for not doing a "Shut up Lisa" bit (the way they do with Meg)
milhouse will never be a meme
S11E5
>proposes marriage in high school
My best friend did that and they're still married 13 years later.
sneed
no hymen no ring
Milhouse is a meme 7
how do you think his performance was? probably pretty bad.
>I feel funny about wearing white
>Milhouse doesn't count
I'd say bad
Smartest thing she ever said.
prostitute
>criticises men for masculinity
>looks for masculine qualities in her mating partner
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.