Its objectively the best film ever made.

Its objectively the best film ever made.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americaaaa

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MURICA

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freedom isn’t free…
    No there’s a hefty frickin’ feh

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny but parody/sarcasmcore is low on the totem pole of artistic merit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      duchamps urinal is considered art, who gives a frick what has "artistic merit"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is art.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          based pleb

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t say there’s no scale of subjective quality. You’re just an idiot and don’t understand relativity.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure pleb

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my caca is art, my frickin caca doodoo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who actually like art, you knuckle dragging moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they dont

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I meet someone named Gary

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT WOULD YEW DO?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My step mom took me to see this in grade 6, not fully knowing what we were getting into, she knew the south park guys made it and I was allowed to watch south park at my dads house (unless it was a really fricked up episode like Butters dad going to gay bath houses and butters walking in on him jerking off, then they'd turn it off). And this movie burnt an impression on me forever, I still remember her covering my eyes when the sex scene happened and all I could hear was the theatre laughing. I told my mom I went to go see it and she was so mad at my step mom. I ended up buying the soundtrack and I'd play it on my Walkman. I became obsessed with marionette puppets for a brief amount of time after as well.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I might watch Baseketball. Been a while.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke about the Jazz moving to Utah got me good

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To have the power to make this Thunderbirds style Bush era movie.... God Bless Matt and Trey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember them saying they wanted to make a scene-for-scene line-for-line remake of Armageddon, but with puppets. I wish they did

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I like the movie but what metrics are you using to measure its objective quality?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, thats what metric

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kinographic measurement survey from the University of Science, of course

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec Baldwin - F.A.G.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way to go, gay

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the scene where Gary gets handed a hammer to take his own life if he gets caught
    >comedy has never surpassed this moment

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie came out when the israelites needed a middle eastern boogeyman to justify the invasion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a frickin moron

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. That would be the first Shrek movie.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test please ignore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore what?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH WOAH WOAH, EASY THERE, CHUCK

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDN'T YOU

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re going to need this

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know it was contributed to by Pam Brady, who also served as head writer of DreamWorks' "Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken"?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    durka durka mohammed jihad

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Durka lurka sherpa Muhammad?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohhh, durka durka durka.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 2 is better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good opinion but incorrect

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      spider man 2 < spider man 1

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school"

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grow up watching Gerry Anderson puppets
    >see this shitty puppetry
    dropped

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