>"It's ok, it's me."
>says the lioness who was trying to eat them just a few days before
The interspecies relations in The Lion King are so fricking weird
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>"It's ok, it's me.". >says the lioness who was trying to eat them just a few days before
It was established she and Simba were friends.
god imagine being a small little critter like Timon and getting to frick Nala's lion pussy. completely engulfed in her labia and wet sweetness as you ram the giantess beauty
I have a thing for humans, but whatever.
Anon, humans aren't real. They'd subvert the circle of life. Next you're gonna be saying that mimicking other animals sounds as a means of survival isn't an abomination against the natural order.
Now THAT is gay.
Now THIS is the kind of activity I love to see in a Lion King thread~
I prefer them cub
Based
>doubt Pumba's gonna give a shit about the dumbass circle of life after he watches his best friend who he saved from death tear the throat out of his cousin
They laughed at and ostracized him for breaking wind. If anything it'd be the other way around trying to make amends with Pumba before Simba gets hungry and the former points out his old cousin Piggy was such a prick but I bet he tastes good.
In the short interlude where we see the animals run off, were there any other warthogs? I just remember other afraican animals being disgusted. Even so I wouldnt imagine Pumba takes that shit to heart. Like obviously it deeply shamed him and he was upset about it but if you stink, you stink. Why should others be punished for Pumba's rancid gas?
To add on to that why are timon and simba so tolerant of Pumba's shitty ass? I'd imagine a lion has a better knack for smell than a zebra or whatever, but Simba gives no shits nor does Timon.
>Even so I wouldnt imagine Pumba takes that shit to heart
Mr. Pig holds a grudge.
Bygones be bygones.
>So if Simba hears a croc grabbed Timon by the swimming hole, he can cry one out but it's the circle.
Kinda sad to think about.
I have a thing for human men banging anthro Nala
Same minus the anthro
>He doesn't know about that e621 comic
>He said, forgetting that there is more than one autist out there making really confusing comics about Lions and original characters fricking each other.
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Some of our ancestors were really small. They got to experience that IRL.
Disgusting.
Go back to bed, Eddie.
It's accepted that some animals eat other animals. This is the same movie where prey animals had a predator king after all. As Scar's reign shows, it's better to afford a few loses t
I'm jealous, because that's instant vore.
Hhhot.
Circle of Life, anon
hard to understand as a human since I'm here because we started to throw spears on the lions
And then they died and became grass. Then we made war on the tribe over the hill and they died and became grass too. It's all part of the great circle of life.
How the frick is Nala so pretty?
Lots of furries worked on the film.
Lots of furries still at the studio apparently.
How is she so adorable in this shot?
she looks cute from Timon's POV
Would Mufasa seek revenge if someone ate Zazu?
Nope, even Mufasa himself thinks he's arrogant.
Mufasa doesn't seem like a vengeful type
He might seek justice, or at least legal retribution/punishment.
I would imagine that as the Kings Majordomo, he would be afforded some sort of royal protection, so eating him would be breaking a royal rule/law/decree and would result in Mufasa punishing the creature that ate Zazu.
He wasn't really bothered when Scar tried to eat him, more annoyed
Just messing with the help.
Probably, unless it was some kind of accident. Zazu was Mufasa's personal friend + had an important job in the kingdom hierarchy, so he's probably under some kind of royal protection.
I might be misremembering, but I think this was addressed in The Lion Guard
I had this thought after rewatching the lion king last week:
After Simba takes the throne, does he continue eating warthogs and meerkats? Or does he refrain out of respect for his friends? What of the other animals then? Do zebras try to chum up to the king so their people will be spared? It seems kind of unfair no matter which way it goes. If he spares certain animals he's a hypocrite and if he eats with no regard he's an butthole. I doubt Pumba's gonna give a shit about the dumbass circle of life after he watches his best friend who he saved from death tear the throat out of his cousin
>liberal African leader is usurped by rude but charismatic pragmatist with radical ideas about who should and should not be allowed in society
>Close assosciate of the African administration retakes the reigns amid purely natural disaster (drought, COVID), which is mistakenly attributed to the fashwave suave usurper
>The new policy is to eat bugs
How did they know?
>dark-haired long-nosed sneak usurps throne, floods pridelands with hyenas and ruins everything
Personally? Probably not, atleast not his personal friends. Even before the royals had herbivore friends and confidants. I imagine nobody has to force a Predator what to and what not to eat so long as they do so with respect to the circle. So if Simba hears a croc grabbed Timon by the swimming hole, he can cry one out but it's the circle. The deal goes The King keeps shit reasonable and respectable, it's the best deal for everyone. If Pumbaa doesn't like it, him and his whole extended family can frick off to Bugtopia again.
Um, I think the lions still eat meat. But close friends of the king are protected.
I know thats why I specify warthogs and meerkats. I can't imagine Pumba feels very comfortable when he's hanging out with Simba then Nala wanders in with a dead warthog in her mouth for supper
I'm more interested in his tax policy and how exactly did he bring the green grass back to savanna after the hyenous rule.
It's implied Scar let his hyena base overeat in the Pridelands, which probably created a chain reaction of animals leaving and causing the situation to worsen.
I always thought it was weird how Pumbaa was just ok with Nala after it's revealed she's Simba's friend
From
>SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!
to
>Pleased to make your acquaintance
When seconds earlier she was chasing him with murderous intent. At least Timon was suspicious
Mufasa is like 6 years old, that's weird.
>I thought you was corn
why he do that
Big cats are 70% regular cats but bigger. The other 30% is that male lions are absolute c**ts who need to constantly keep every other lion around them in a state of semi-terror to maintain control of the pride. Remember, there's a good chance that butthole murdered her cubs upon taking over.
You've never given your wife a slap on the ass out of no where?
If you slow the playback down you can see his dick flop out, he was going to have sex
It doesn't help that big cats just sort of instinctually go into 'hunt mode' whenever they see an animal has turned their back on them. Even with 'domesticated' big cats who have been raised basically their whole lives by one trainer will try and lunge at them if they turn their backs.
No wonder he always seems so stressed out. The moment he screws up big time he can say goodbye to his job and all its huht protection benefits with it.
>don't turn your back on me, Scar
>Timon wakes up to see her and immediately starts screaming until she reminds him who she is
I fail to see the issue.
I wanna boop her nose~
even if she rips your hand off?
it's just like in real life where the rich and powerful pretend to be just like us and our friends while simultaneously preying on and exploiting us for their benefit
The way I see it is that the lions making a kill is just their form of taxes. I mean, wouldn't you have the same reaction Timon and Pumbaa had if an IRS agent snuck up on you to collect?
Eh, I feel like you're just recapitulating the themes from part one of your essay, in abbreviated form and with less style.
They already basically established that since they had become properly acquainted she wouldnt eat them.
Seems as though most prey animals just accept it as a fact of life that predators will try to hunt them in most circumstances. Its a matter of life or death to all of them.
Just so so so fricking weird. The entire savana bows down to the lions like they're awesome rulers, when in reality they're just, y'know... predators that eat most of the animals there.