its only funny because its true. he has no quality control
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its only funny because its true. he has no quality control
its only funny because its true. he has no quality control
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this is a very old joke
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I mean, he was in a massive amount of debt. Also why does his hairstyle look decent when balding is always terrible?
I'm pretty sure the debt thing ended around the time Mandy came out, which is why he's back to kino
most of his movies for the past 17 years or so have been slop. there's been some decent ones since but we've missed out on a lot of potential Cagekino
This is now a National Treasure thread.
His only good movies are Con-Air and National Treasure.
>He hasn't seen Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas or Bad Lieutenant: POCNO
Honestly, I think he just offers a very specific kind of service for Hollywood execs. Your movie has been greenlit, but you've realized in the midst of pre-production that it fricking sucks? Cast Cage. Even if it is a complete trainwreck he will make it somewhat enjoyable. That's what he does essentially: pushing movies from being a 3/10 to being a 5-6/10, and he's really good at it.
I just want National Treasure 3. All these endless sequels and they never make the obvious slam dunks.
He had little to no say in the matter. Gigantic debt with a long line of creditors waiting for their money. The sooner he's done with it the sooner he can restart his life. I'm positive he's in the black for a while though.
its a combination of him becoming $6 million in debt from terrible real estate investments right before the market crash clinton intentionally causes in 2008 by repealing glass stegal and coordinating with his israeli wallstreet banker friends to give loans in nice white towns to blacks and illegals who had no jobs and because he spends every dime he makes on shit like how he spent $150,000 on an octopus for a pet, $150,000 for a copy of Action Comics #1 and a quarter million on a stolen t rex skull
>he spends every dime he makes on shit
He LIVES kino.
For a second I thought you were saying the illegals and blacks were spending all their money on octopuses
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I'm like $38k in debt but with no assets. I'm considering declaring bankruptcy for a fresh start.
>$38k in debt
those are rookie numbers son
If you have a job that debt is fixable, granted that you're willing to live like a hermit for 2-3 years in a shitty small apartment in a shitty area
Yeah, which is why I'm considering bankruptcy. Bankruptcy in my country lasts three years and 1 day from the date which you declare bankruptcy. Difference between working three years and emerging with a chunk of savings or working two to three years and getting back to zero. Only thing I'm weighing up is whether the mark of bankrupt is worth it. There doesn't seem to be all that many downsides but I figure there's something I'm missing. If I had a house or was intending to try and buy one it would be different but I don't and don't see myself ever being able to afford one, bankruptcy or not.
>but I don't and don't see myself ever being able to afford one, bankruptcy or not.
prices will crash hard eventually and youll want a place you actually own to retire to r at the very least not want to deal with landlords when you are a grown ass man
I am a grown ass man. I'm in my late 30s and I've been dealing with landlords for the last 15 years. The only way that changes is with inheritance and I don't even know much I stand to gain considering my father co-owns his houses with his partner and my mother owns jack shit.
Sounds like student debt.
Money is all fake
Use your remaining money on high-stakes gambling.
>no assets
oy vey, what are we supposed to repossess when you declare bankruptcy?
man loves to work
Willy’s wonderland is more enjoyable to watch than there will be blood. fart huffing redditors will disagree but it doesn’t matter how many oscars your film wins if it’s good then it’s good
he's been in awful movies but he's never been awful in a movie
I wonder how many new actors never got their break because nic cage decided to strongarm their first lead role in a moronic indie movie. Have any of you watched Pig? That was the dumbest fricking movie I've seen in 10 years. But it would have been okay if some nobody was the lead, because at least I would understand that they have to start somewhere. Nic Cage is the grand gatekeeper of Hollywood.