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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my mind, only the first three exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I preferred playing with my pirate legos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, pirates is already shit and has been since World's End so it's not like it can get worse

      I still don't get why people don't think 4 was legitimately good.
      It's better than the schizophrenic mess that was 3.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three was a continuation of 2. Dead Man's chest and World's End are one single story. Stranger Tides was just painfully mediocre and tried to recreate the first film and it did terribly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          4 has good set pieces but the story itself is a bit weak.
          >asspull to remove the Pearl and its established crew from the movie
          >have Ian Mcshane playing Blackbeard then do absolutely nothing with him
          >introduce a new overpowered magically enhanced ship then do absolutely nothing with it besides roast the cook
          Dead Men tell no Tales pisses me off as it brings back the Revenge now captained by Barbosa, shows it once then never mentions it again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The highlight of 4 is probably the mermaid hunt at whitecap bay followed by Barbosa giving no fricks at losing most of his crew 100% loyal to the crown to thristy rape mermaid action

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Jack was not the main character. He was the supporting character to Will Turner. Yes, of course Depp had the stronger character, role, writing, etc, and the success of the first movie can be attributed in great part to Depp's performance, but 4 movies in, it's not new or novel concept anymore, and you need a "main character" to balance Jack.

        But they gave Will's character a resolution and role in universe that prevented anything more than a cameo appearance of the script with by the time the 4th and 5th movies rolled around, Sam Claflin was a fresh actor with no star power or draw, although his character was the "will turner" of that movie, and in the 5th movie, the will turner (son) was showed up by a woman.

        It's a dead franchise because it was built as a trilogy, most of the characters we cared about were written to have had a resolution, and the "draw" of the movie - Depp as Jack - is basically a clown that NEEDS to be balanced.

        They should have made a new trilogy and introduced a new MC in 4, instead of thinking Depp could carry the film. I loved the first three movies and saw all 3 opening day in theaters, but Pirates 4 is one of the few movies I ever almost fell asleep while at the theater watching

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 was the best in the franchise. Strongest opening sequence, phenomenal ending they ties up the many threads of the story, incredible writing for all of the characters. Quinoa at its finest tbh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my mind, only the first one exists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only opinion I respect. It's okay to like the first three as a kid but I can't fathom how an adult can watch the second or third and enjoy it. The first is nearly perfect in every way. It's also the only movie that actually features any piracy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Third one needed to be cut down by at least an hour.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 was a bad movie but a great exhibition of Kaya's cleavage so I can't entirely hate it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        luv kaya, simple as

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 was much better than 4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she was spewing feminist bullshit the whole movie but damn was She hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my mind, none of them exist.
      It's Blackver.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just admit they fricked up and re-hire Depp and it's guaranteed billions, these frickers are so stupid.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, pirates is already shit and has been since World's End so it's not like it can get worse

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo
    lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why save a webm of this ugly they/them?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so that the stupid have a puzzle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Queue up the bells boys!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We need a proper edit for this one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo
    Hol up

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will lose a huge chunk of their audience because lot of women watched the films thanks to Jack Sparrow. They should just cast some younger dreamy dude for Jack's role. Its either that or female "Jack Sparrow" is a cheerful bawd with a tight cleavage corset. Nobody will watch Happy And Safe Feminist Pirate Adventures.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girls who saw the original 3 movies are nearly in their 40s now. They're not going to carry a Disney movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But girls will watch anything that has dreamy boys in it. All teenage girl generations watch boy bands and boy idols.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But girls will watch anything that has dreamy boys in it. All teenage girl generations watch boy bands and boy idols.

        Tim Chalamet as lead could probably draw women. See Wonka. I hate seeing this gays face everywhere but from a business perspective, if they put up the money it could regenerate the franchise. Who has even heard of the latest pirate movies? I don't even know how many they've made, and most people don't

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here, let me repost a Twitter screengrab that’s been up 24/7 for a fricking week, that’ll show everyone how relevant and cutting edge I am
    Frick off and die you fricking homosexual.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any black Pirates around that time in history?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as notable captains but certainly as ordinary seamen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tons of black pirates. A handful of women as well. But this isbjust blatant culture war nonesense

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo
    When will black americans (Black folk) stop calling their children moronic names?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they making such a spectacle out of "considering" someone for a role. Just cast the fricker.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JAGSBARRO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, a dead meme that was never funny or insightful and hasn’t been seen in the wild for years. But you see a POTC related thread and your stupid fricking monkey brain just wants to jump up and ram it in there despite its utter irrelevance. What’s it like being dumber than an NPC in a low end Bethesda game from twenty years ago? Does it feel good knowing that you cannot create or innovate and so just compensate with the simplest stimulus/response knee-jerk unthinking meat robot fricktardery? Take a fricking inventory of your life, son. It’s never too late to stop being a net drain on the actual humans forced to interact with you. Frickhead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        u mad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jagg?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        jag xD

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is addicted to losing money

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replacing Johnny depp isn't that bad. He's too old and jack sparrow is a prick anyway. But this is just blatant racebaiting, and they should make something new instead of another shitty sequel in a series that hasn't been good since dead man's chest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racebaiting

      Leave it up to a racist to call it racebaiting when a franchise decides to introduce a new younger cast since the original star is already in their 60s and thus not exactly a young heart throb that would attract young viewers to watch the movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ayo we finna be pirates n shiet

        They should just go extreme scorched earth race bait and make her origin that she lead a revolt on a slave ship and they all became pirates and turned it into a pirate ship.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would unironically be a good original story but it will just be some garbage that shits on pirates.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black female leads don't attract any kind of viewers to actually watch a movie. Call it racism or call it whatever it's just the simple truth. Making a Pirates without Depp already seems ill advised but making one with a black female as the main character will almost certainly flop

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo
    >Kang
    What's next? Roody poo or dindu?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking new she got a type you can always tell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk who he is but she has always given off huge dyke vibes to me. He's probably gay too.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ja’Sparro

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why disney is rushing to kamikaze their company into bankruptcy?

    What do ~~*they*~~ gain from doing this?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood is, yeah.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POTC stands for People of the Color.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo we finna be pirates n shiet

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it...

    What they will win with this? They think that Amber heards femminists fans and simps will watch the movie? In what way this will not be a massive flop?

    I know that this seem like a conspiracy theory but why they want to destroy male franchises so much?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie flops
    >racist fans to blame

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not memeing when I ask - is this such a bad thing? not that she's black or that it's a she but if you've seen her in the bear or some of her standup I think she has the right vibe to play a sparrow-like character well and it might genuinely be funny
    what worries me is always the director/producers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >s this such a bad thing?

      Yes. The character is male, wth male characteristics and is already well developed.

      If they want this shit person, create a new series for her.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE BE TRUE SO IT'S ANOTHER MASSIVE FLOP
    PLEASE BE TRUE SO IT'S ANOTHER MASSIVE FLOP
    PLEASE BE TRUE SO IT'S ANOTHER MASSIVE FLOP
    PLEASE BE TRUE SO IT'S ANOTHER MASSIVE FLOP

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long can Disney go making projects everyone knows will bleed millions? Are the investors stupid?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will her ship be named?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE IT BLACK !!!
    MAKE IT GAY!!!

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black American
    >Ayo

    I know most of you here are moronic but that's a Nigerian Black person, fricking homosexuals too stupid to look up shit. Frick the nigress casting but nothing of value was lost

    >t.Namibian nazi

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DING DING DING DING

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO is cute and has pretty good taste in films but her reviews are moronic and her only noteworthy performance (The Bear) is unbearable.
    Pirates is a dead franchise anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sydney is a highly relatable character because she makes mistakes and is just trying to get by with the job she has.
      Jackie Sparrow will be some flawless girlboss who beats up men twice her size.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jack sparrow
    more like ja'quila crow

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are only 2 Pirate movies.

    Press F for Jesse Jane

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney are so fricked it's hilarious.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Disney like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They forgot to actually listen to anything Walt Disney said

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nostalgia bros...why couldn't they let the 3 meet in Dead man tells no tales? 🙁
    Now it's over...

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo, you sayin ayo be a pirate an shiet?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post that pic of her ass

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Has to be the most moronic idea they got yet. Just give Johnny huge sum to the point he can't refuse.

    Btw wasn't the actress that plays Harley do this? Or do i Remember wrong?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do seem to recall Margot Robbie being attached to this at some point. She must nor be involved any longer

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch them replace sparrow with her in the disneyland/world rides too

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is incapable of making a good movie holy shit.
    They'd be better of just not making the movie.
    Do the regards who produced flop after flop after flop still call the shots?

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