>it's over

>it's over
finally. people have had enough of this dude's played out style and realized he has been doing the exact same thing with zero creativity since GBH

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hehe what if my sets look like dioramas hahaha
    >Omg Wesley Anderson is le smart omg we did it reddit!
    I saw Grand Buda Hotel.
    It was shit.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will watch it and i will like it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nude Scarjo
    I'll watch it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Scarjo really get naked in this movie, all I'm interested in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a scene where her character as an actress gets naked without showing her face for one second and then the photographer makes a comment about using body doubles for her scene instead so that should be taken as confirmation of not being her

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the Capeshit/CGI bukkake we've dealt with this year I'll watch anything with an ounce of creativity behind it. I'll be in the theater day 1 for this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Yes, Wes Anderson is the problem with Hollywood today"
      >"Btw, make sure to go to your local cineplex this weekend to see SPIDER-MAN 10, TRANSFORMERS 7, and INDIANA JONES 5!"

      based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll be in the theater
      lol people still do this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ounce of creativity behind it
      Anderson movies might as well be ai generated at this point.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main issue is that there is no plot

    It’s just Wes Anderson’ism without substance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually one of his most creative movies since Life Aquatic and is actually a direct interrogation of Wes Anderson's own over bearing style. It just doesn't hit you over the head with it so I'm sure most morons will miss it.

      You didn't see it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did.

        Agree with your point about it being creative. I really feel like Anderson built upon his style rather than merely relying on it. Especially the kids stuff.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do trannies hate wes anderson so much?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh, those moronic AI videos with shit superimposed actors in moronic settings are in trouble! Where will they steal material from now if nobody likes this crap?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell do you mean by finally? Wes Anderson has been played out for years. The only people who go up to bat for him are delusional furries and pretentious indie geeks who think anything made for more than 50 million dollars is bad. Well, actually, they're not wrong. But they're definitely wrong about Anderson.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spot on. The furries will die for their the crumb of content this quirky white boy gave them and reddit film auteurs will follow suit because he represents the they/them’s low T, whole foods as their primary grocer, being cucked by their poly girlfriend lifestyle. The Royal Tenenbaums was pretty good though to be completely and 100% tbh.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wes Anderson fans when the ugly israeli boy gets a shiksa gf

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Yes, Wes Anderson is the problem with Hollywood today"
    >"Btw, make sure to go to your local cineplex this weekend to see SPIDER-MAN 10, TRANSFORMERS 7, and INDIANA JONES 5!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted, preach it sister.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wes Anderson should be put in charge of leading the DCEU and start by writing and directing The Batman 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This at least he makes original fricking movies same with Tarantino. All capeshitters should be sent to a gulag where they are forced to watch classic kinos while also performing backbreaking labor to pay for big budget original kinos.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a bigger indicator of midwittery than seething at based Wes Anderson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're largely funko pop owners.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liking Wes Anderson, the teenage arthoe’s director of choice

        Spot on. The furries will die for their the crumb of content this quirky white boy gave them and reddit film auteurs will follow suit because he represents the they/them’s low T, whole foods as their primary grocer, being cucked by their poly girlfriend lifestyle. The Royal Tenenbaums was pretty good though to be completely and 100% tbh.

        Actually embarrassing lmao. I shudder to think it is grown men behind the screen getting this upset over pastel colors. I bench more than all of you btw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was saying that the Wes seethers are the funko owning capeshitters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            OK well I workout I don't read good. We cool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liking Wes Anderson, the teenage arthoe’s director of choice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it was incredibly weird how people always ONLY talk about his style. Yeah, it's very obvious and distinct, but do people like Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom because of style? No, they have great performances and fun stories too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Royal Tenenbaums
        Far too israeli for my enjoyment, same as Darjeeling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        RT is his best because the visual gimmick only takes very little space. From there on he became a one trick pony and each movie became shittier than the last because he relied on his shtick. Does anyone even remember that awful dog movie?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does anyone even remember that awful dog movie?
          get your head out of your ass. your opinions are trash. isle of dogs frickin rocks.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, even the poster is the same than the last one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell, you can smell the 2010 on this poster, how is this guy still rehashing this style that was getting played out more than a decade ago

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The French Dispatch was absolute dogshit but Wes has a decent enough track record that I'm excited to watch this. After all, what the frick else is there to be excited for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't absolute dogshit but it was his worst movie so far.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched like two of his movies. THey were ok but it didn't make me look up his other stuff

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it yesterday at the Paris premiere. Comfy, left with a smile, it's definitely enjoyable at surface level.
    Didn't like the french dispatch, but really liked this one, it's a good return to form. Less whimsical than Moonrise Kingdom and stuff, it's more absurd (in the style of Grand Budapest i think).
    The few character moments that were there were really good IMO, and the meta stuff was suprisingly restrained. And there were plenty of funny moments too.

    Can go into more detail if needed, but i need to take a shower first.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based gives a real review that took some thought guy. Waiting for you to finish showering.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's one of those movies pseuds love because it's complete style over substance and they can talk about their headcanon for hours. if there's one legit case of dishonest filmmaking, it would be this movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please explain and justify the horseshit you just wrote. The NPC issue on Cinemaphile is getting out of hand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you take away the meme style, you end up with a shitty soap opera episode, about a bunch of people arriving to a town, having some weird interactions with each other, an alien comes, they keep interacting as if they were no real people, some try to do commentary but fail and ultimately, they all leave. not to mention is very evident they had to edit the actors together on a lot of scenes because they probably weren't available all the time, it reminded me of the arrested development episodes from netflix.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's every Wes Anderson movie, though.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's kind of a shame that it looks as bad as it does, because the setting of the movie looked fantastic, I really wanted a good movie with that setting

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern artsy fartsy film
    Pass, thanks. These things have their place but holy shit do I not care.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complain about endless remakes, reboots, sequels and capeshit
    >This one guy actually makes original and unique movies
    >Somehow that's wrong too

    You really can't win with these guys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This one guy actually makes original and unique movies
      it was original the first 5 times he did it, now every anderslop is just
      >BRIGHT COLORS
      >SYMMETRIC SHOTS
      >QUIRKY DIALOGUE LMAO
      like the last

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that's all you see and hear in movies, then holy shit. you should sleep more at night.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wes was always a poor mans Peter Greenway anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, Peter is way better than Wes ever tried to be

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His shit is so played out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not his shit. This is an AI that superficially looked at his shit and meshed the pixels.
      Frick off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking shit moron? You are telling us he didn't make Alien, Star Wars, and LOTRs? His shit is so played out a fricking machine can replicate it sufficiently.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, it's only superficial. What you call "his shit" is just a way of filming and color balancing that anybody with a camera, a tripod and GIMP¨could do. It just happens to be recognizable because it's so different to what we see around us.
          But that's clearly not the only reason people go to see his films. Hell, I don't even like his style, but I go see his movies anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was exactly my point

          %3D%3D
          Ppl have been shitting on his style for ages and asteroid city sounds so boring. A random on imdb review audience saiftit best hes trapped in his own cliche

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. In terms of story it's pretty different from his other movies (I haven't seen them all though)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ive seen them all up to asteroid shitty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a SNL parody with a Horror movie style before this...
        It is played out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that i have to share a board with you street shitting mouth breathing morons is infuriating. you have to be an extremely low iq tasteless dipshit to find any merit in this kind of thing as a representation. if your perception of film is this shallow, then your opinions are even more worthless than your average anon's and that's a feat to behold.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw this movie and it sucked. incredibly boring. felt like I was in the theater for four hours.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude really needs to get out of his comfort zone.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Wes Anderson is the last soulful director

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorsese has more soul than Wes

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He casts mostly White people (or israelites) which is comfy. The black guy he casts is usually Jeffrey Wright who is somewhat acceptable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dany Glover is the only one I remember.
      There were some racism accusations, weren't there?
      Then I guess he made him a regular...

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Wes ever done something closer to a real drama, or any other genre where characters dont act like bored buttholes all the time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for letting me know there is new Anderson kino coming up, I'll make sure it see it.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still gonna watch it.
    It will be better than any capeshit this summer.
    I seriously hope it's better than the French Dispatch, which was complete shit

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