its over reddit bros rtlm is now btfo TLJ haters

its over reddit bros rtlm is now btfo TLJ haters

https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1542553814728904707

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a structural flaw in filmmaking to present a complete fiction as indistinguishable from the rest of the action in the movie, only to cheaply contradict it later with zero set up or indication it was incorrect
    >HURRRE MOVEEES ARE FAKE LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this moron. This is your brain on mauler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no argument
        oh yeah baby

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go

          What that guy is mad that the movie showed a certain event from Luke's point of view and Kylo's point of view? Are they moronic?
          >it’s a structural flaw in filmmaking to present a complete fiction as indistinguishable from the rest of the action in the movie
          It's a story a guy is telling in the film, that leaves the truth of it ambiguous. It's not like they cut to a scene with no set up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            look up the scene. there’s no indication it’s “his point of view” it’s just presented to the viewer as fact to get a cheap gotcha later on, just ends up being confusing. star wars isn’t experimental art house garbage and throwing that in there is just odd

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there’s no indication it’s “his point of view”
              The frick are you talking about? It's literally shown as flashback told by Kylo Ren. Do you need a text that says "as Kylo remembers it" flashing on the screen or what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven’t actually seen the movie, i’m not a manchild

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can call literally every storytelling device that's ever been used to illicit any emotion "cheap". Watching Mauler has fried your brain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you even watch the movie dumbtard, kylo is literally filled with hate off course his memories are less trustable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >HURRRR MY HEAD CANON MAKES IT NOT A MISTAKE AND ABSOLVES RIANS STUPIDITY. SO YOUR WRONG DUMMY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. He guy phrased it poorly and Jay picked that apart. He shoyld have said "never happened in the narrative of the film".
      It is about filmmakers keeping track of the story they are telling.
      Though, to be fair to Rian, who knows what kinda back and f9rth he was working wigh and how many reshoots to change the narrative.
      Just shows how poorly made the sequels are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It is about filmmakers keeping track of the story they are telling.
        It is 100% intentional that the flashbacks are contradictory. The only mistake the film makes is in assuming the viewer is not an idiot and doesn't need the reasoning behind this explained to them directly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It doesnt fit in the sea of trash that is the rest of the film, its like he took a bunch of random anti tropes and Frankensteined a movie together

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He guy phrased it poorly and Jay picked that apart. He shoyld have said "never happened in the narrative of the film".
        If you're not sub 90IQ it's obvious that that is what he meant, but since Jay can't actually defend this shit he goes for the "hurrdurr nothing actually happened it's a movie stoopid" -defense because he's an idiot. Shit like this is on par with "wow you can watch a movie with magic powers but [something not related to those magic powers not making any sense] is too much for you??!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this butthurt about nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Considering how he phrased his argument i'd say he's the one with sub 90 iq. And even if you look past the moronic phrasing it's still a dumb argument

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Kurosawa is a hack for making Rashomon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Hamill hated TLJ Luke, is he a manbaby?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eh yes ? but he came around and liked tlj

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Liar and Disney shill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          form your own opinions and consume less youtube

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >literally being paid to shill for the movie they're in on the red carpet
            I bet you think the stripper actually likes you.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rian filtered an entire generation of virgins

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really funny post, OP. You’re a natural moron and will make it far on Cinemaphile

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If any of you somehow had doubts that RLM were out of touch Disney shills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dash Rendar
      >literally just the command used to compile the game "-Render"
      bravo lucasarts you hack studio

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What that guy is mad that the movie showed a certain event from Luke's point of view and Kylo's point of view? Are they moronic?
    >it’s a structural flaw in filmmaking to present a complete fiction as indistinguishable from the rest of the action in the movie
    It's a story a guy is telling in the film, that leaves the truth of it ambiguous. It's not like they cut to a scene with no set up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair you need to be pretty smart to understand the concept of unreliable narrator.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the entire rest of the series and film is to be taken for granted and you give no reason to insert the unreliable narrator meme, then no, it hasnt been set up correctly
      >every flashback in every film is inherently biased and warped toward the person having it
      Utterly moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you might have brain damage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reply on par with the op image

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but
            You are still seething about a movie which came out 5 years ago
            You are literally a tasteless manchild

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A dumbass argument deserves an equally dumbass response

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't use this storytelling device because it hasn't been used before in this franchise
        Do you realize how moronic you sound? You can dislike the scene without trying to argue that it breaks some objective rule of Star Wars filmmaking that you have made up yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you give no reason to insert the unreliable narrator meme
        The reason is to show how Luke and Kylo turned against each other, due to their different perspectives on the same event. Are you moronic?
        >it hasnt been set up correctly
        Do you need a flashing message in the lower third going *UNRELIABLE NARRATION, THE TRUTH OF THESE STATEMENTS IS LEFT AMBIGUOUS*

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both of them are moronic
    the reason there are two conflicting flashbacks is because they represent the same story told by two different characters, and one is an unreliable narrator
    jay however should know better than to go for the simple “MOVIES ARE FAKE LOL” gotcha because that’s obviously not what the other guy meant
    also TLJ is complete shit that killed Star Wars forever

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Mandalorian mogs everything Lucas has done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 definitely does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gina's anti-Semitism tarnishes everything good about The Mandalorian.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *sorry meant improves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Gina tarnishes my nose with her butthole
        I wish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 was ok, Season 2 was bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Season 1 worked because there were no expectations so the producers didn't shove in stupid callbacks and cameos to make the normies squee.
        then season 2 ended up being a fricking prequel for book of boba fett for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >adds jedi
        >its worse
        It's a sign.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entirety of Star Wars is garbage the OT, the prequels, the sequels, the Disney shows it's all garbage it's just a soulless flick that exists to sell toys to children grow the frick up

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are both moronic. Imagine grown ass men arguing about a dumb children's movie. Who fricking cares.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >These are the schizo morons that populate RLM threads
    Of all the things to criticize TLJ for.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "They're both moronic!"
    No. Just OP for posting twitter shit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Le is just fiction cope for pussies who have no argument
    So you can't discuss any fiction when these frickers get cornered like that. Aren't we supposed to be able to analyze anything? Just talk about fricking taxes then.
    I can't understand why Cinemaphile is so fixated with those lame dumb hacks.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie critic uses le movies arent real retort against criticism of a film
    Extreme cringe

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guys a "critic" and thats what he believes?

    what a fricking moron

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These guys are going to have their minds blown when they get around to watching Rashomon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Kurosawa is a hack for making Rashomon

      are these bots are do people so genuinely pathetic actually exist? why are you copying that tweet jay replied to and posting it here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, what is your question?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really why people don't like Luke actually having a character arc in TLJ? Because they don't understand simple storytelling techniques?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character arc
      What character arc is that exactly?
      I'm a crotchety old man that has given up on life, okay fine, I send hologram me to (not)Hoth, and then just die?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people hate thing because they dont understand it
      No it just sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they loved emotionless CGI Luke from the mandalorian. That one is just like their action figures

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        both are shit. although you seem like the sort of cringey homosexual who thinks luke rejecting violence in ROTJ makes him a “creepy priest man” or whatever, because the only way you can write emotion is to have a character try to kill people all the time. so human and complex!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. He rejected violonce in TLJ too when he acted as a distraction without actually even drawing his lightsaber for real. I don't even like TLJ but I don't think Luke is the problem with that movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >slowly admitting shit stinks
            >"It's not the smelly part of the turd"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love how cope fuelled this narrative is. TLJ was made for the type of people you are talking about. Can’t just have luke as a tertiary character, he needs to WIELD A HECKIN LIGHTSABER AND HAVE A HOLOGRAM FIGHT- so they contrive a ton of bullshit so that can happen. So people can clap when he turns his sword on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t have a character arc in it. He finished his character arc in ROTJ, so they just regressed what he learned in that movie and did it again but worse. I can’t believe people defend this stupid crap. He doesn’t even apologise to kylo either, he goes out of his way to humiliate him infront of his army even after he understands how showing a bit of love can bring out the good in people. They just undid episode 6 because they had no idea what to do with him lmao. It’s not clever or subversive, it’s hacky writing to force character drama in a movie they shouldn’t have been made because the character completed his growth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn’t even apologise to kylo either
        Doesn't he literally say "I failed you, Ben. I'm sorry"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he finishes his character arc in his twenties

        Are anti TLJ brainfarts really that dumb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh look you’re appealing to semantic mauler tier moronation to avoid the actual narrative discrepancy, that’s funny. His actions in TLJ literally just undo ROTJ, so yeah, they clearly saw no genuine or clever way to develop his character. Just have him decide violence is good again after he almost died because he refused to kill a complete monster. Let’s just repeat that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tear thing down specifically so you have something to build back up and redeem
      Im just tired of this israeli trope in films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah pretty much, reddit hates cinema they only want marvel dogshit
      That’s why TLJ was loved after release on Cinemaphile but then reddit review bombed it because muh Luke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tlj was loved after release on Cinemaphile
        How new are you? It was nothing but shitposting about how fricking awful it was

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks spamming the same muh Luke gifs was actually natural posting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The spamming wasnt even about luke moron, thats only something soiwars gays care about, it was almost entirely about the fat chink and shitty writing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like how they did Thing
      >Oh so you don't Things? You can't comprehend basic Things? You a lil baby? Gonna cry?

      You argue like a woman

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jay moronic?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a minor e-celeb posted something on Twitter
    Wow great thread, homosexual

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lul its not even real doood its just a moooovie stop caring cmon man yawn im so sleepy
    That's a moronic cop-out. Jay is an idiot. Confirmed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guy said something really moronic and Jay is just making fun of it. Why would you get this worked up about it unless you’re the guy that said the moronic thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's completely moronic. So someone just commenting "lol rlm are idiots, star wars/star trek isn't real" completely destroys all their hours long whiny, nitpicky rant videos then

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a QRD? What are the two conflicting flashbacks?
    >implying I remember anything about TLJ

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, what do you think Jay smells like?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what scenes are they talking about

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If whoever wrote that actually got Star Wars as made by Lucas, he would be mad at the sequels for employing flashbacks at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Flashbacks just don’t cohere with the way the other films have been done. It seriously disrupts the classic adventure serial/ epic narrative feel to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas praised TLJ

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These idiots were always hack midwits and Jay is the worst offender out of them for it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sycophants in the replies.
    And Mike nearly broke down in tears over Star Trek Picard. So...

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most recent RLM review that you viewed more than once?
    It was Money Plane for me. Since then I can barely stand sitting through the entire video. Capeshit and Star Wars/Trek I get through 10 mins and I'm usually out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the most recent RLM review that you viewed more than once?
      I watch 4-5 videos of them every night before going to bed.

      Most viewed one is probably the Money Plane HitB.

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