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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last one bombed and Tom is like 80 so yeah probably

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant the other stuff...
      Anyway, the old movies are repeatable I guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What other stuff?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the made it part 1? who the frick wants mission impossible in parts?
    the tv show failed because it was dragging over and over. movies mande more sense as each one is a separate mission. splitting mission into 2 part films is dumb

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I said. But also, the film was not very good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it could have been good if they cut out all the bullshit that's making it 2 parts. It's not a terrible premise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not a terrible premise.
          its genuinely horrible

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, yes, what they ended up with is pretty bad. But the idea of an AI being given a misguided goal, exponentially improving itself to accomplish that goal and infiltrating everything could have been a good antagonist.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              but it wasn't
              I go to the movies to escape my problems not be reminded about them
              just make it a rogue missile technology gone missing
              there it's instantly bettere

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did the AI touch you, anon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I promise in 10 years no one will talk about AI
                its a cheap fad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Typed on my Blackberry Bold 9700

                kek but I get it. AI as the big bad is not really interesting. It needs to be a compelling human villain. But it being an AI let's Tom continue to be the center of attention and not potentially be overshadowed by anybody.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the film was not very good.
        I thought it was alright, another mission impossible movie, with Hayley's huge boobs in a tight white shirt as a bonus

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it needed at least 45 minutes cut
    also simon pegg is exhausting and bad

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was great.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the editor die of covid? Did no one think to say 3 hours of just action is too much

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine anyone caring enough to see part 2

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS LISTEN GUYS

    WHAT IF

    GUYS

    LISTEN

    WHAT IF ChatGPT IS THE VILLAIN? OMG THAT WOULD BE SO CULTURALLY RELEVANT OMG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr
      shit was gay
      >THE ENTITY oooooOOOOooOOO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if we make Ethan as incompetent as possible and switch the theme for the new female character
      homosexualed Hollywood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posts like this immediately prove how fricking moronic and uneducated zoomers are. How you can't even spend 5 seconds googling things before spouting dumb moronic shit from your mouths.

      MI was written over 2 years before chat gpt even came out. and was wrapped filming a year before chat gpt came out.

      God I fricking hate you fricks.

      The movie was okay, I enjoy long movies and don't mind it in parts other than the fact that I won't see them for like a year apart is always annoying.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        try harder homosexual

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they'll finish it out with the last one wasn't it already in prod?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch latest missionslop
    >Tom Cruise looks like someone left him in the oven a bit too long and he's running around and kicking and punching people like he's twenty years old
    >hot german chick dies for plot purposes
    >clown hapa just fights for a bit then dies
    >the rest of Hunt's crew look like they should be looking for open spots in a retirement home
    >main villain is discount tony almeida
    >the logistics of the evil rogue AI is something only a clueless boomer could come up with
    >every stunt or action set piece in this movie is something everyone saw 10 times before, just looks uninspired and bland

    This is the same issue Indiana Jones has. Nobody wants to see someone they remember fondly getting old and the shit beat out of them.
    Cruise does not look convincing anymore, he should've at this point in the franchise become a mentor to someone new and he should be just following the new main character and shadow him around jumping in to help out etc etc..

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nailed it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like someone left him in the oven too long
      I laughed, it is indeed time he retires from action roles. He still has a solid 20 years where he can now rekindle his drama chops. Its time, Tom.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its time, Tom.
        He only wants to do fun action things sorry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to bring up Jeremy Renner, but I guess it didn't work out. I seem to remember him also almost being a Jason Bourne replacement, which also didn't happen. Cruise should look for a few good dramatic roles before his face melts completely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cruise very obviously has a massive ego and has probably snubbed all attempts to be replaced. He owns the production company and has been in full swing career redemption for literally 10 years now. Renner, Cavill, even Pegg, Maggie Q, he's had several actors that he could've slowly handed the reins to, the guy clearly thinks he's immortal and probably won't ever. Mind you in that shitty Mummy movie they had Russell Crowe call him a "young man" but irl they're 5 years apart lol, who do you think wanted that line?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was okay in the previous one, looked normal and so on, but between that and this movie he hit the wall. Now he looks like he's ready for a nap and just way waaaaay too derpy looking to be doing action set pieces and try to "romance" the ladies.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and has probably snubbed all attempts to be replaced.

          He doesn't need to be replaced. He just needs to share the screen with another charismatic actor to keep things interesting. But his ego won't let him. Killing off Cavil in the last one was such a huge mistake its unreal.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He needs to be replaced as the lead actor. He should take Baldwin's role and I thought that was why they killed Alec off. Hunt obviously should become the head of the IMF but the idea he's still center of the operation on the ground and everything revolves around him? Very silly at this point.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Torch passing in movies doesn't work and has never worked.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Killing off Cavil in the last one was such a huge mistake its unreal.
            fricking THIS
            imagine him coming back in the new one as the ultimate bad guy hellbent on revenge

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I seem to remember him also almost being a Jason Bourne replacement, which also didn't happen.

        Bourne Legacy is massively underrated. To me its the second best in the franchise after Identity. Never been a big fan of the shaky cam sequels.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. They should’ve leaned into Ethan being old. The movie was very dried up and wrinkly.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. Looking forward to part 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was definitely one of the better MI movies. I recently rewatched Ghost Protocol and was not impressed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of mush for a brain do you have if you think this was "one of the better ones"?

        jfc

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >defend your subjective taste in entertainment
          No.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The franchise has been played out for a while now. I was going to skip the last one until they showed Henry Cavil was in it. This one had nothing so I skipped it.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was over after the first one. it all went downhill when De Palma stopped directing them.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more ass shots of Hayley in jeans.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine but second part should be better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks tom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, every person on Earth.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm officially checked out of this franchise. I attempted to watch this movie and tapped out an hour in. It was just scene after scene of over the top action happening with not much substance inbetween. 30 minutes in and the opening credits start rolling for frick sakes. Then it's just one chase scene after another. I'm done. I'm out. I don't care how many real stunts Tom does, it doesn't impress me, I don't care.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the first three movies being actual movies.

      After that they essentially became just action scene showcases.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie seemed long and drawn out
    >felt empty despite its long runtime
    >only a handful of characters, little character development
    >plot all over the place
    >bad dialogue
    >long quiet stretches without any background music
    >comedy falls flat

    MI7 was weird as hell. Maybe if they had just made 1 movie instead of 2 it would've been better idk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby was barely in the movie and was treated as a comic relief while on Fallout, she was the big shot. It gave me whiplash watching M:I7 Part 1

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Tomver

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't remember that MI2 sucked ass but they still made five more of them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MI2 sucked ass
      Filtered

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 1 ,4, 6 stands up to scrutiny.

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