>Fiona! I need to talk to you >Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me-- >But you can't marry him >And why not? >Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king
One of the only flaws with the film is that it doesn't make sense for Shrek to know that.
>Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? >It's not home, but it'll do just fine >What a lovely bed... I found some cheese... Blah! Awful stuff >Is that you, Gorder? >How did you know?
Blind Mice speak in 1, but not in 2
>You there... ogre! >Aye? >By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and... transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility
Funny how if the guards captured Shrek, they would've just sent him back home. Swamp is later revealed to be the resettlement facility.
>People of Duloc! I give you our champion! >What? >Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest >Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back >Your swamp? >Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! >Indeed. All right, ogre. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back >Exactly the way it was? >Down to the last slime-covered toadstool >And the squatters? >As good as gone >....What kind of quest?
To give Farquaad's credit, he held the end of the bargain which he proposed.
>Think it's in there? >All right. Let's get it! >Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? >Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread >Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin >No! >They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast
>I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip >Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated the entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? >Uh, no, not really, no
I miss that type of dialogue in 2
>(after crossing the wooden bridge) So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? >Inside, waiting for us to rescue her (chuckles) >....I was talking about the dragon, Shrek
>You! You're coming with me >All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! "On the road again..." Sing it with me, Shrek! "I can't wait to get on the road again." >What did I say about singing? >Can I whistle? >No >Well, can I hum it? >All right, hum it
Funny how Shrek tolerated Donkey humming that song, but later warned him "you're going the right way for a smacked bottom" when he hummed the Welcome to Duloc song.
Kelly Asbury was Adamson' co director at first. After leaving in 1998 to direct Spirit at the traditional animation division, they put Jenson as his replacement.
looks like a shit kingdom honestly
looks like he's compensating for something
Farquaad was no king
i know it's supposed to be mocking main street at disneyland but it looks more like a neighborhood with a hoa
>Fiona! I need to talk to you
>Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--
>But you can't marry him
>And why not?
>Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king
One of the only flaws with the film is that it doesn't make sense for Shrek to know that.
Why did Shrek resign?
>Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
>It's not home, but it'll do just fine
>What a lovely bed... I found some cheese... Blah! Awful stuff
>Is that you, Gorder?
>How did you know?
Blind Mice speak in 1, but not in 2
>You there... ogre!
>Aye?
>By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and... transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility
Funny how if the guards captured Shrek, they would've just sent him back home. Swamp is later revealed to be the resettlement facility.
that is pretty funny actually
>People of Duloc! I give you our champion!
>What?
>Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest
>Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back
>Your swamp?
>Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
>Indeed. All right, ogre. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back
>Exactly the way it was?
>Down to the last slime-covered toadstool
>And the squatters?
>As good as gone
>....What kind of quest?
To give Farquaad's credit, he held the end of the bargain which he proposed.
He didn't bother telling his men to clean up a bit tho.
>Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table!
2001 was a different time
Now its too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
Wish there was more characters design variety in that otherwise great scene.
Gotta wonder how did Shrek not hear all that activity from outside.
crowds are always the bane of animated movies. You now remember Detective Pikachu and its dozens of Sneasel extras.
>Think it's in there?
>All right. Let's get it!
>Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
>Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread
>Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin
>No!
>They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast
>I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip
>Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated the entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?
>Uh, no, not really, no
I miss that type of dialogue in 2
>(after crossing the wooden bridge) So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
>Inside, waiting for us to rescue her (chuckles)
>....I was talking about the dragon, Shrek
>You! You're coming with me
>All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! "On the road again..." Sing it with me, Shrek! "I can't wait to get on the road again."
>What did I say about singing?
>Can I whistle?
>No
>Well, can I hum it?
>All right, hum it
Funny how Shrek tolerated Donkey humming that song, but later warned him "you're going the right way for a smacked bottom" when he hummed the Welcome to Duloc song.
Dreamworks finally found its identity as a studio with this film. Too bad they never really topped it.
The most eternally comfy Dreamworks movie
83 minutes of delightful cinema. Credits are worth watching for the music tracks.
Kelly Asbury was Adamson' co director at first. After leaving in 1998 to direct Spirit at the traditional animation division, they put Jenson as his replacement.
I still have to check out this 2012 film directed only by Adamson.
Why go to a social media website if all you're gonna do is talk to yourself?