It really isn't.
Tembo, the soundtrack and the effects are the only good things about the movie.
Story's shit, characters are shit, pacing's shit. It was rightfully made fun of on release.
2 was at least somehow tied to the JP books like 1 was and was consistent with respecting the universe.
What did three do? Actually, theres a NEW 3rd island with BIGGER and BETTER cages and remember the t-rex? Well theres a BIGGER and BETTER dino as well!
3 is the definition of cashgrab slop and the beginning of the watering down and demise of the JP franchise. It's also a shit movie.
>I liked this shit movie when I was 5 thus it's actually really good. I don't understand why everyone else hates the movie
Are tubers really this stupid or are they just grifting people this stupid?
ALAN
we wuz birds n shiet
I liked it a lot, but it was the first Jurassic park I saw in theaters and was more special to me
It's better than the last three Jurassic movies.
Just because it's better than the Worldslop doesn't make it any better as a film.
>it's really not
Say that again hoss
it's usually considered second best jurassic movie, so i believe it's rated correctly
>it's usually considered second best jurassic movie
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
mmm yes. almost everyone dislikes 2
in your moronic headcanon maybe
Best of the trilogy
Someone's still upset.
The only real JP movies are 1 and 2
Even as a kid, when 3 out I knew it was cashgrab slop
True.
False.
2 was literally made to be cashgrab slop.
Then why it's pure kino and on par with the original?
It isn't. Shekelberg himself considers it his worst film.
>a israelite hates it
Therefore it must be good
and plenty of whiny israelites don't like 3 because it's too fun. must mean it's great.
thanks for playing
>headcanon cope
seethe more
>celebrating a israelite yet again ruining a white man's creation
Sad.
It is.
Who cares what israeliteberg thinks, he hasn't made a single good film in 20 years.
It really isn't.
Tembo, the soundtrack and the effects are the only good things about the movie.
Story's shit, characters are shit, pacing's shit. It was rightfully made fun of on release.
>2 was literally made to be cashgrab slop.
2 was at least somehow tied to the JP books like 1 was and was consistent with respecting the universe.
What did three do? Actually, theres a NEW 3rd island with BIGGER and BETTER cages and remember the t-rex? Well theres a BIGGER and BETTER dino as well!
3 is the definition of cashgrab slop and the beginning of the watering down and demise of the JP franchise. It's also a shit movie.
>Actually, theres a NEW 3rd island
You can't be this fricking stupid.
>That was Isla Nublar. This is Isla Sorna. Site B.
moron
It's a good monster movie, definitely better than the other sequels
>I liked this shit movie when I was 5 thus it's actually really good. I don't understand why everyone else hates the movie
Are tubers really this stupid or are they just grifting people this stupid?
I always found the set pieces nice but everything else is dog shit