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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go watch the dumbed down memequel with Gosling, its probably more your speed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, yeah, it's vapid popcorn trash. Feels like it was written by a woman.

      Blade Runner IS the dumbed down memequel tardo

      I don't understand why a common criticism of this movie is that it's "boring." It's a neo-noir, and for me the scenes are all pretty memorable from beginning to end, maybe with the exception of the JF Sebastian stuff.

      Rutger Hauer is good, Harrison Ford is good, Rachael is a cute, the locations are all cool, the end is great, what did you not like about it? I think it's a way better movie than the sequel.

      >I don't understand why a common criticism of this movie is that it's "boring."
      It has nothing going on, no emotion, no heart. This movie is basically unedited footage of the ocean, the water moves but who cares.
      >Rachael is a cute
      She's a 40yo woman playing a character described "she's too thin. No real development, especially in the bust. A figure like a child's, flat and tame". And she should be played by the same actress as Pris

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool trips, awful post. The emotion and heart is on display with Rachael and Roy, with Deckard at the end, and even with the snake girl on the run. It's fine if you don't find it compelling, but to say it's not there is to be filtered hard. Sorry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >memequel
      literally have a nice day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's objectively better and has a much greater argument to make than the boomer tier "but what if we le made synthetic humans" self-masturbatory slop.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is literally worthless and has top tier shit taste.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a handful of really loud homosexuals like OP.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah its slop

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that good

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    book is better
    ridley is a hack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      I don't understand why a common criticism of this movie is that it's "boring." It's a neo-noir, and for me the scenes are all pretty memorable from beginning to end, maybe with the exception of the JF Sebastian stuff.

      Rutger Hauer is good, Harrison Ford is good, Rachael is a cute, the locations are all cool, the end is great, what did you not like about it? I think it's a way better movie than the sequel.

      > What did you not like about it?
      It’s all style over substance bullshit that misses the point of the book. All the people saying it sucks cause it’s boring are wrong, the movie is bad because it’s substanceless slop. Even if you divorce the movie from the book it still doesn’t stand on its own either. The movie is substanceless slop and the fact you people are JUST now surprised Ridley is a hack when he made this trash is baffling. People enable shit like this and wonder why they get mediocre or shitty movies like Napoleon or Alien Covenant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people saying it sucks cause it’s boring are wrong, the movie is bad because it’s substanceless slop
        it's boring exactly because it's substanceless slop pretending to have substance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the substance is there, not even hard to see. you either got filtered or are bitter for some totally separate reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the book sucks ass, the movie is way better.
      There's only two cases in history where a movie is better than the original book, one is Blade Runner, the other is pic related. Don't (You) me.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched 2049 first and it turned me off from wanting to watch the original. Really glad i did though. It's so much fricking better. 2049 is complete slop, while the original is some of most atmospheric kino i've ever had the pleasure to witness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      + the investigation
      + the music
      + sean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t have cared less about the miracle girl and that was what the whole movie was about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miracle girl?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it for 40 minutes and noped out once the little toy robots showed up. Slow, boring, meandering trash?

    Oh, and guess what? Citizen Kane isn't the greatest movie ever made. It's fine. It's watchable. But there's better. Nyeh.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter what you think

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one movie destroys Christopher Nolan's entire filmography. Saying otherwise is reddit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fart is better than Poop
      Ok

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon nobody was talking about the kind of art you make

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah because redditors absolutely despise BR

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They suck off Nolan to unseen levels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they think the sequel is better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they're right

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the sequel literally does nothing better than the original besides ana's breasts

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The sequels does the whole "What it means to be human" theme a whole lot better. From falling in love with a program(Joi) to questioning his own creation. BR2049 is an existential crisis.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the biggest zoomer red flag possible. The original has this while being more suble and doing it 40 years beforehand with actual gritty cinematography

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doing the theme through the main character K is better than through a bunch of random replicants seeking their creator. K goes through a journey throughout the movie and you are right there with him experiencing what he is experiencing. Not knowing where he belongs or what his creation might have come from or mean.

                And Joi as a love interest is so much better than Rachel. Falling in love with an AI is again, something you get to experience with K and is a real thing in our lifetime.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doing it through the main character of le Ryan Gosling is just like me is so better
                Please just stop you are cringe, the original is way better than the sequel no matter how good the sequel is

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say the "he's just like me" I said you experience the story along side him rather than a bunch of background characters. You're just trying to be a gay.

                you're incredibly wrong.

                except I'm not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sequel ultimately thematically doesn't differ from the original besides Deckard finding his lost kid. If you think that part of it is interesting, otherwise as good as the movie is it doesn't do any other themes better than the original.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea of being born or being created and not knowing which one you were is a pretty great theme. You get this a little bit with Rachel but it's not really explored in depth.

                Also again there is Joi. Falling in love with an AI is a pretty great (and soon to be relatable) theme. Especially with a character that may or may not be more or less human throughout the entire movie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're incredibly wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

      that isn't saying much

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why a common criticism of this movie is that it's "boring." It's a neo-noir, and for me the scenes are all pretty memorable from beginning to end, maybe with the exception of the JF Sebastian stuff.

    Rutger Hauer is good, Harrison Ford is good, Rachael is a cute, the locations are all cool, the end is great, what did you not like about it? I think it's a way better movie than the sequel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its literal hispanics and Black folk im guessing. Noir is impossible to understand for them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably one of the least boring movies I've seen. I fell in love after watching it for the first time and watched it 7 or 8 times during the next week or so.
      I think I've seen three versions. Definitely final cut (a few times), original and probably international cut.
      While the final cut is the best in terms of content, they fricked up the colors making everything blue (typical Blu Ray frickery), so the theatrical version actually looks better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why a common criticism of this movie is that it's "boring."
      I do, people are fricking plebs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These days everyone has to be entertained every nanosecond by something. People don’t really smell the flowers. Any smelling of the flowers in some fictional world is boring. World building is boring.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He say you brade runna
    is there a more memorable line in all of cinema?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In history books he's the kind of cop who used to call black men "Black folk."

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, it's totally overrated. 2049 was overrated too but at least visually pleasing.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really drags. Could take a half hour off, easy.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Feels like it was written by a woman
    >I agree, it's totally overrated. 2049 was overrated too but at least visually pleasing.
    >It really drags. Could take a half hour off, easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turning a femme fatale seducing a bounty hunter like she's done many times before into whatever that shit was that happened in this movie feels like something a woman would write. Why does that scene even happen? There is no reason for them to meet up

      cool trips, awful post. The emotion and heart is on display with Rachael and Roy, with Deckard at the end, and even with the snake girl on the run. It's fine if you don't find it compelling, but to say it's not there is to be filtered hard. Sorry.

      >Rachael and Roy
      Are androids, they don't have emotions. Why this movie is bad, the idiots involved didn't get it. They wanted to a stupid "a robot learns to love story" completely ruining it. Which is why it's loved by illiterates like you, you don't even realize how hard it misses

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the book autist
        The androids in the movie definitely have emotions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they definitely don't, that's the point. Can you show a quote even implying they do?

          >Reeeee woman

          Why are you so triggered?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >quote
            ?
            Bro, this is a movie. There's literally a scene showing Roy mourning Pris.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can you show a quote even implying they do?
            How do you explain Roy's speech at the end, or his saving Deckard? How do you explain Rachael's reaction to finding out that she's a replicant? How do you explain the snake dancer replicant, or any of them for that matter, fighting so hard to survive? The replicants are shown to have emotions consistently, throughout the whole movie. Are you moronic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reeeee woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are androids, they don't have emotions.
        Sounds like this movie went straight over your head, which is weird because it's not a difficult movie to understand

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sounds like this movie went straight over your head
          I didn't watch this trash all the way through, could barely stand 15 minutes of it.

          >quote
          ?
          Bro, this is a movie. There's literally a scene showing Roy mourning Pris.

          Oh, yeah, I didn't actually read what you wrote.
          Yeah, again, this movie is bad because it misses the point. In the movie they are emotional beings which completely invalidates the entire story.

          >Can you show a quote even implying they do?
          How do you explain Roy's speech at the end, or his saving Deckard? How do you explain Rachael's reaction to finding out that she's a replicant? How do you explain the snake dancer replicant, or any of them for that matter, fighting so hard to survive? The replicants are shown to have emotions consistently, throughout the whole movie. Are you moronic?

          >How do you explain Roy's speech at the end, or his saving Deckard
          Bullshit made by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it
          >How do you explain Rachael's reaction to finding out that she's a replicant?
          Bullshit made up by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it. In the actual story she knew the whole time, she's been fricking bounty hunters for years to get them out of the business
          >How do you explain the snake dancer replicant, or any of them for that matter, fighting so hard to survive?
          Bullshit made up by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it. Deckard explicitly says a reason he hates androids is that they don't fight back, they just give up when cornered. They have no concern for any life even their own.
          >The replicants are shown to have emotions consistently, throughout the whole movie
          Yes, this whole time I have been that that is why this is a bad movie. This is not supposed to be an "a robot learns to love" story but that's what idiots making this shit wanted so they did it anyway.

          >replicants are like humans but don't have emotions
          >they clearly show a whole range of emotions
          so what's the point

          In the movie there is none because they completely ripped out all theme and plot mostly by, as you said, making the androids emotional beings.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn, dude, you got filtered hard. I don't doubt you gobble up ritalin to survive your anxious moronic life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take you never watched a noir, then I can understand the movie feel like white noise to you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you answer that question? Why does that scene happen? What reason in the movie is there for Rachel and Deckard to meet up?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The femme fatale approaching the lone detective, that's the reason. Again the movie is basically a futuristic noir

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But that's not how that scene plays out in the movie at all. It's how it is supposed to go but in the movie he is instigating and even if it was played correctly with her coming onto him there's no reason for him to hesitate. In the movie he doesn't have a wife at home.

              >doing it through the main character of le Ryan Gosling is just like me is so better
              Please just stop you are cringe, the original is way better than the sequel no matter how good the sequel is

              They are equally shit.

              This.
              [...]
              > What did you not like about it?
              It’s all style over substance bullshit that misses the point of the book. All the people saying it sucks cause it’s boring are wrong, the movie is bad because it’s substanceless slop. Even if you divorce the movie from the book it still doesn’t stand on its own either. The movie is substanceless slop and the fact you people are JUST now surprised Ridley is a hack when he made this trash is baffling. People enable shit like this and wonder why they get mediocre or shitty movies like Napoleon or Alien Covenant.

              This, Blade Runner is mindless directionless emotionless trash only liked by illiterates. It is exactly the kind of thing that makes movies hated for dumbing down society

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring
    If anything it's too fast paced. Some scenes should be longer, like the one with Deckard drinking his alcohol looking at the city with the absolutely beautiful Blade Runner Blues in the background.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the book is better
    the sequel is better
    the point n click video game is better

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good if you're drunk

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really isn't, but that's because we had seen, heard and got bored of all the cyberpunk tropes already before we saw the film.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no movie or show really is. every single thing ever mentioned here is "pretty good" at the very best

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replicants are like humans but don't have emotions
    >they clearly show a whole range of emotions
    so what's the point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they exhibit a range of emotions and a drive for survival that exceeds that of mankind and is at least as authentic. They are "more human than human." It's a cautionary tale about mankind being lulled into a technologically-enabled passivity that is tantamount to being stripped of humanity.

      who says they don't have emotions?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who says they don't have emotions?
        The book this shit movie is ostensibly based on. If you take names from a book for a movie that is completely unrecognizable only illiterates will like it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sounds like this movie went straight over your head
          I didn't watch this trash all the way through, could barely stand 15 minutes of it.
          [...]
          Oh, yeah, I didn't actually read what you wrote.
          Yeah, again, this movie is bad because it misses the point. In the movie they are emotional beings which completely invalidates the entire story.
          [...]
          >How do you explain Roy's speech at the end, or his saving Deckard
          Bullshit made by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it
          >How do you explain Rachael's reaction to finding out that she's a replicant?
          Bullshit made up by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it. In the actual story she knew the whole time, she's been fricking bounty hunters for years to get them out of the business
          >How do you explain the snake dancer replicant, or any of them for that matter, fighting so hard to survive?
          Bullshit made up by the idiots making this movie because they didn't get it. Deckard explicitly says a reason he hates androids is that they don't fight back, they just give up when cornered. They have no concern for any life even their own.
          >The replicants are shown to have emotions consistently, throughout the whole movie
          Yes, this whole time I have been that that is why this is a bad movie. This is not supposed to be an "a robot learns to love" story but that's what idiots making this shit wanted so they did it anyway.
          [...]
          In the movie there is none because they completely ripped out all theme and plot mostly by, as you said, making the androids emotional beings.

          >The book this shit movie is ostensibly based on. If you take names from a book for a movie that is completely unrecognizable only illiterates will like it
          Like Stanley Kubrick movies? Why are you so bitter that sometimes movie adaptations depart from the source material, especially to express the voice of the person making the adaptation?

          This.
          [...]
          > What did you not like about it?
          It’s all style over substance bullshit that misses the point of the book. All the people saying it sucks cause it’s boring are wrong, the movie is bad because it’s substanceless slop. Even if you divorce the movie from the book it still doesn’t stand on its own either. The movie is substanceless slop and the fact you people are JUST now surprised Ridley is a hack when he made this trash is baffling. People enable shit like this and wonder why they get mediocre or shitty movies like Napoleon or Alien Covenant.

          The substance is there pretty clearly, even if it's different from the book. I like how you mention movies he made decades later instead of movies he made around the same time like Alien and The Duelists. Eat shit.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bladerunner original is a really gorgeous film. It's incredibly boring though. Shit like this just drags on for way too fricking long. And it's ridiculous.

    2049 has it's own great visual and a better theme. Also Joi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this not even three-minute scene establishing how technology of the future can be used in police work drags on for way too fricking long
      shouldn't you be scrolling TikTok?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enhance
        >enhance
        >enhance
        Absolutely thrilling scene that defines modern and future police work.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The official soundtrack is pure gold, listening to it in full really makes you appreciate Vangelis' work more

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  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade runner is one of the best filters, if people like neither it's fine, but if they really hate the sequel while claiming to love the original, it's a dead giveaway that they try really hard to be cool and contrarian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the sequel really ruins the original, so it's best to pretend it doesn't exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an even dumber take, how does it 'ruin the original'?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, my fair moron, that would be because it alters the themes and motives of all the replicants as well as characters from the original movies, as well as having a moronic cartoon villain, obviously.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You people shouldn't be allowed to watch movies honestly, it gives me second hand embarrassment

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the book was pretty shitty. The sci-fi world itself felt incredibly dated. Much more dated than the film world.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. zoomer
    They ruined your movie experience putting all those special effects in flicks. Now you can't distinguish kino from trash.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever get the feeling that Cinemaphile is full of underage posters and females that use twitter?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poltards that are twitter and BBC obsessed, but yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people aren't interested in talking about television and film here. They're interested in positing their opinion as fact, usually without support, and then attempting to make anybody that disagrees with them out to be either a chud or a leftist (depending on that person's political inclination) so they can cease to interact with them and feel like they've won

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Won what?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously it’s not good that’s why critics hated it when it came out
    The only good thing is it’s aesthetics

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT shitposting of all stripes for (You)s

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't actually believe people like the book better. The book is scatterbrained, meandering, abortive. Not one of PKD's best books.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >This doesn't just depart from the source, it is completely unrecognizable as the same story. It removes characters and plotlines and the central conflict and every theme it doesn't cut completely it inverts.
    This isn't a valid criticism. Plenty of movies are loose adaptations of other material and are great. The Shining, Apocalypse Now, Throne of Blood, etc. This is especially common with sci-fi movies and PKD adapatations: Total Recall, Minority Report, Starship Troopers.

    >The movie doesn't have a fricking conflict.
    Blade Runner needs to kill replicants.

    I was gonna reply to the rest of your mind vomit posts but it's clear you're either being moronic or genuinely have an IQ in the room temperature range so I'll just keep it all under the umbrella of telling you that you got filtered hard

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nta but who cares if it's unlike the book, it's called 'Bladerunner', not 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep'. It's a different take on the material, big deal.
    Also Blade Runner is certainly not a 'generic action movie', if you watched it then you'd know it's far too slow paced and devoid of action to arguably count as one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's called 'Bladerunner', not 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep'.
      Because the director used a title from a book where it made sense instead of the title that made sense for this story. He was an idiot. Blade Runner sounds like the title of a story about smuggling weapons or medical supplies because IT IS the title of a story about smuggling medical supplies.
      >Also Blade Runner is certainly not a 'generic action movie
      It certainly is.

      why'd that anons posts get deleted?

      A ban on a different board. It was a personal record, three bans for 1 thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You hyperfixate on the literal aspect of the different titles and not the actual point, in that they're different and it's no big deal
        As I said, it's far too slow paced and devoid of action, but you argue against what I said, you just said 'it is'

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but you argue against what I said
          I meant to say 'but you DIDN'T argue against what I said'

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the actual point, in that they're different and it's no big deal
          Yes, it is a big deal. If this idiot wanted to make this shitty movie he could have without ripping off names from a book people like and a title with no relation to this story from a different book. If it's going to be an adaptation it should be
          >it's far too slow paced and devoid of action
          Also devoid emotion and plot. It's just a popcorn action movie for idiots to seal clap at

          >A ban on a different board. It was a personal record, three bans for 1 thread
          are you a janny? how do you know that?

          No, I got banned on a different board, I got three bans for 1 thread. Most I've had before is 2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If it's going to be an adaptation it should be
            Why? He and writers adapted some of it, but also changed quite a bit, and they made a pretty popular original movie out of it that they and the cast gets praised for a lot and is recognized for being hugely influential on scifi following it. So why shouldn't he have done it?
            I wonder if you think Ran being so different to King Lear is a big deal to you either
            >Also devoid emotion and plot. It's just a popcorn action movie for idiots to seal clap at
            Once again you didn't explain how it's an action movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A ban on a different board. It was a personal record, three bans for 1 thread
        are you a janny? how do you know that?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's kino

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd that anons posts get deleted?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Blade Runner, but good?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner is a masterpiece and we will probably never see a movie again with such a lived in world. Mostly because modern cinema is so fricking uninspired. The sequel is pretty forgettable if I am being honest. I watched it but it didn't leave the same impression as the original

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theatrical cut > directors cut
    I’m not even joking

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2049 is better

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