>It’s salt.
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>It’s salt.
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Whyd he say it so weird?
Because the whole scene is fricking weird. How many times to you take a swoop of sand from the ground, taste it and confirm that it's definitely sand?
I did in the salt flats of utah. IT WAS SALTY
It’s a weird scene .
because it was a thinly veiled fourth wall break for them to basically tell the audience "see? we didn't copy ESB and hoth 1:1 cause its salt not snow"
>Rian Johnson will save our franchise
If you could re-do the sequel trilogy, what would be a cool plot? I honestly think almost anything someone comes up with here would be better than what we got
The Empire comes back and people realise Sheev did nothing wrong
The story from those one books of a way worse genocidal alien race coming and people wanting the stability and military might of the empire and turning on the jedi WOULD be kino.
No. People just realise that Sheev did nothing wrong and got into power by completely legal means and the people's support
There's enough edgelord sci-fi shit as is. The Jedi are the good guys, end of story.
The problem with this trilogy is that there's no vision, like at all. It's like a freestyle rapper coming up with shit on the go. Anyone who cared anough would make a timelime of events to make three films.
not do a sequel, but a re-imagining. tying nu-wars to lucas' wars really hamstrung their ability to make new content, because all people want is characters/events that they're familiar with.
I don't know, I feel like there had been a lot of good will that had been built up that they could have leaned into that all audiences would have enjoyed. Think of how much people were glazing the spiderman movie with all the old ones in it. Why they're so adverse to fan service is beyond me. I will never get why they think appealing to an audience that doesn't exist is the way to go.
the biggest issue is that current lucasfilm discarded all the expanded lore built up over 30 years and in doing so completely cut off their ability to continue the story. so i think re-imagining the the entire franchise from the ground up would've given them room for growth and not be reliant on aging actors from the original series.
the sad part is that all the interesting ideas that would have worked better for a sequel trilogy were implied through flashbacks and and throwaway lines. Like starting off with Luke trying to make his jedi academy work and having kylo causing problems is more interesting than some desert rat that is good at everything.
The opening credits roll, and then the end credits roll and you leave the cinema
2000 years after ROTJ
The PT and OT are remembered as either religious or mythic in their galaxy, with Luke & Anakin being regarded as ancient religious figures.
After the fall of the empire the galaxy has been in shambles and not the interconnected galaxy we saw in previous movies
The protag is a new type of force user (sith-like) who slowly tries to unify the galaxy under a new force religion while politicians in each system attempt to stop him because jedi and sith caused the issues in previous eras.
>2000 years after ROTJ
>somehow...palpatine has returned.
Have Snoke be the bad guy and flesh him out properly. Make him the new darkside bad guy. He looked sinister in the force awakens. Have Luke be a respectable hero that saves the rebels. Just hit the same cliche good vs bad guys tropes and make it hopeful for kids. Then the third movie resolves everything. It really should not be that hard to frick it up.
1:1 adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy
>muh Luuke
Shut up and read it, it wasn't that bad
Luuke is one of the great filters that reveals parrots.
He’s literally in it for two and a half pages
>Luke wakes up
>The prequels and all star wars media other than the OT was just him having a bad dream
>Time skip to 2000 years later
It's tape
Allegedly a script writer for this movie posted on Cinemaphile that the producers wanted clips of the movie to be applicable as meme responses on social media like twitter
So they explicitly wanted this scene to be a reaction gif
i remember that. they also had a clip of the right wing of a ship exploding.
TLJ was great and I will never understand the hate
if i had only watched it once, it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. On repeat viewings its flaws are glaring.
>It's shit.
>door city over here
Why has Cinemaphile seen an influx in Star Wars threads?
Are we getting a new Star Wars movie?
Why is Bruce Willis in Star Wars.
Still better than 9
>it's cum