It's shit

>Loved Shin Godzilla
>Waited a year for a Minus One torrent to come out
>Finally watch it
>It's shit

What were they thinking? Not only is the main character annoying as Shinji but there's horrible CGI.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit cause you watched it with fake subtitles?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shin Godzilla
    Yikes! Cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay

      Who cares?

      >main character annoying
      >horrible cgi
      yes, that's Shin Godzilla

      >Normies seething because their last overhyped schlop stinks
      >"B... But Shin Godzilla is shiet"
      Shin Godzilla is a great movie which will still be watched in 40 years. Minus One is trendy dogshit forgotten in 6 months. Now shut up homosexuals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still be watched in 40 years
        nobody even watched it when it came out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shin made more money in Japan and if Tojo wasn't moronic it would have made more money internationally as well. Minus fun is just mid tier slop with nothing new to add to the table. It even rips off Shin with Godzilla growing and regenerating. It's a shame they didn't greenlight Shin 2 to make another remake of 1, but this one worse than Shin. What the hell where they thinking?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Toho*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. I have a strong suspicion that over half the people on this board who say they prefer shin too minus one are just contrarians. Shin had some fun visuals and cool creature design, but beyond that there was nothing else to it. Minus one worked well as a period piece drama AND a Kaiju flick. The section where they're out on the boat deactivating mines is pure Kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't call Shin Godzilla shit, I called OP gay. Stop projecting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shin has already lost a ton of relevance because of Minus One.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are gay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main character annoying
    >horrible cgi
    yes, that's Shin Godzilla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shin godzilla had a main character?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Godzilla, clue’s in the name

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So that's why they called this one Minus One, since Godzilla has an importance of -1 on a scale up to 10 in his own movie. Good to know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla is a lizard

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually just finished it. The first half was mid but the second, although predictable, was very nice. This was definitely the most menacing Gojira. I liked how the three Japanese films (original, Shin, and Minus One) all use ingenious scientific techniques to defeat Gojira. Whereas, he's an "ally" in the American ones.

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This was definitely the most menacing Gojira
      1954 still exists, normie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This was definitely the most menacing Gojira
      GMK Godzilla is much more butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found that scene where Shin finally snaps far more terrifying. Apocalyptic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the three Japanese films
      >Whereas, he's an "ally" in the American ones.
      Yeah America does this weird thing where Godzilla fights evil monsters. Don't know where they got it from because Japan has never done any movies like that. Maybe if Toho makes a 4th Godzilla film someday.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the three Japanese films (original, Shin, and Minus One)
      The absolute state of the average Godzilla "fan" in 2024.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japs can't act
    It's not just a meme

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Loved Shin Godzilla
    Stopped reading there

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it well enough but japs can't do drama as usual, it's like they're incapable of understanding emotions unless they're delivered in a soapy melodrama with corny music on top. Fricking Ghibli cartoons are more believable and naturalistic than this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fricking Ghibli cartoons are more believable and naturalistic than this
      Because Ghibli flicks are made by boomers who grew up on Disney cartoons and live-action flicks, not anime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked it well enough but japs can't do drama as usual, it's like they're incapable of understanding emotions unless they're delivered in a soapy melodrama with corny music on top.

      I usually disagree that Japs can't act but you're absolutely right on this. So much of the emotion of bowing just seems weak to an American like me.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cgi was the best ive ever seen

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They used a lot of homages from 2014 Godzilla.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The director is a hardcore shill of monsterverse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Godzilla parts of 2014 were never the problem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that you barely see shit and they do something as moronic as cutting out of the action as you see it happen on-screen but the actual fight scene at the end is amazing if brightened up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The atomic breath in 2014 is one of my favorites.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come in expecting literal pillar of kaiju cinema based on all the gushing about the plot and how good the effects are
    >get babby's first godzilla movie instead
    No wonder normalhomosexuals love this trash so much
    Shin godzilla shits all over this mediocre goyslop

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO. IT'S NOT SHIN GODAZILLA AGAIN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, shin godzilla was smart enough to try and hide it's cheap cgi, this one puts it front and center and expects you to be wowed by shit that looks worse than the original Jurassic Park velociraptors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shin godzilla does not hide it's cgi at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The actual moneyshot scene of the beam is in darkness during the night, the Minus One beam is fully visible in the day so you can see just how shitty the effects look
          Even then when shin walks around they try to make him look like a suit, here they blatantly want to make something more akin to 2014 godzilla's realistic effects but don't have a quarter of the skill/money to pull it off so it looks like a school project as a result

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shinslop and it's consequences have been a disaster for Godzilla.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be the benchmark that every Godzilla flick will be judged from now on.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >godzilla shows up in the first 5 minutes and starts slaughtering people
    Oh yeah
    >he looks like a PS2 cutscene and there isn't even a single drop of blood as he kills people
    Oh no
    2/10 movie tbh, it's like the original but for women who are into kdrama slop and with a way gayer protagonist than Serizawa

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shin Godzilla was gorgeous but I'm like one out of only dozens who seems to think so
    It felt more alive than most other CGI I've seen in my life. Especially in motion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems very animatronic, tbh. I loved the look of Shin Godzilla and surprised that it was all cgi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They originally had an animatronic but ended up scanning it and going full cgi instead

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think it would've been 10 times better if it was an animated 2d movie because the ideas for scool scenes and setpieces are there, they're just held back by the trash special effects
    But then again if they didin't have money for good cgi i doubt they would've managed to get decent animators too

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it as a Godzilla movie but I enjoyed it as Japanese war drama but it was mediocre compared to in this corner of the world which was a 10/10. I give it 6.5/10. Shin Godzilla was better and a 9/10.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this love for Shin some sort of a contrarian meme again?
    It was boring as hell. The whole idea of repackaging the genesis of Goji from nuclear weapons to nuclear catastrophe is neat. But pacing it more like a disaster movie rather than monster movie was dull as hell. This beuracratic bits were tedious. Can't remember much or action, felt no suspense. Maybe if I lived in Japan it would've beein horrific, I don't know.
    The only thing that truly disturbed me is the final evolution that never came about. The one with humanoids.
    Other than that - pretty forgettable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Soft-filtered by the bureaucratic scenes
      Those scenes are what made it a good homage to the original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's a faithful reinterpretation for modern times.
        Still boring shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes, it's a faithful reinterpretation
          It's not really. Shin is a very different movie than Godzilla 1954, Shin is definitely slower.
          Minus One is more like the original film.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Minus One is not even nearly as dark as the original

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True but no Godzilla movie is. Minus One is darker than Shin at least.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dark
                >when they didin't even have the balls to kill the woman and literally resurrected her at the end
                Yeah no

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did think that was super contrived but it really was the only way to end it and keep it in line with the theme. "Is your war finally over?" was a kino way to end it. You can always choose to interpret it as he actually died in the plane and everything after was the dream of a dying man. They set that up earlier in the movie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >missed that she's infected with godzilla aids at the end
                Also it's not like Shin Godzilla killed off that girl that they cast as an "American" despite barely being able to speak English. Would have been a better film if it did.
                Minus One is not super dark but it's dark for a Godzilla movie that didn't release in 1954.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that she's infected with godzilla aids at the end
                That shit was just silly, would've been better and more accurate to the kind of threat godzilla is supposed to represent if she got radiation poisoning

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >godzilla aids
                Did they frick?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Minus One is more like the original film.
            In your fricking dreams you subhuman secondary zoomer, your dogshit kdrama does not have the balls to do something to this caliber

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Minus One had aftermath scenes. Shin may have too but I don't remember.
              You're acting like I said Minus One is better than 1954. I won't argue that because it's obviously not, but you'll find Shin gays that argue that their movie is the best in the franchise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't remember Shin but you are arguing against it, how can you be this moronic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember one detail because
                >there are 30 godzilla movies
                >i watched shin years ago
                >it's not a movie i've ever had the urge to rewatch because it's one of the weakest in the series
                Why would I rewatch Shin over 1954, GMK, or even Minus One?
                If there were aftermath scenes in Shin then they must have been unmemorable. Think I vaguely recall one but I might be mixing it up with one of the attack scenes from the earlier evolution.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Minus One had aftermath scenes.
                It has a single scene of the protag going "GRRRRRRRRRRR" at Godzilla which was comical more than anything, also the reveal at the end that the chick was alive all along and they just forgot to actually look for her was the cherry on top on how this movie is terrified of actually being as dark as the setting would warrant

                You can't remember Shin but you are arguing against it, how can you be this moronic?

                Minushomosexuals and their inferiority complex, you know how it is, they're the new brand of annoying secondaries after monsterverse kiddos who pretend their dogshit opinions are worth anything even if they have never saw a godzilla film in their entire life before this one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they're the new brand of annoying secondaries after monsterverse kiddos who pretend their dogshit opinions are worth anything even if they have never saw a godzilla film in their entire life before this one
                That's Shingays. Shingays are the only ones that you'll see bragging about hating every other Godzilla film besides their favorite. Not even Monsterverse-only-gays do that, they just stick to their own shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >says in the thread where minustrannies are pretending that their dogshit flick invalidates everything else
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry homosexual, but Shin Godzilla is not "everything else." There are a lot more movies than Shin. You should watch them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, there's also GMK which this movie ripped the ending from and made it look way shittier than a suitmation only movie, it was about as embarassing as in kotm where they just ripped off the rodan sacrifice from Godzilla vs mechagodzilla 2 only to swap it with mothra and hope nobody would notice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Minushomosexuals and their inferiority complex, you know how it is, they're the new brand of annoying secondaries after monsterverse kiddos who pretend their dogshit opinions are worth anything even if they have never saw a godzilla film in their entire life before this one
                Yeah it's so annoying. They can like the movie just fine, to me it's mediocre but it's not like I hate it or regret watching it. What I don't get is all the hype around it when it's just so by the numbers. You can swap Godzilla for any other monster and the movie would be the same.

                Minus one has like 2 original tracks other than the legacy themes that it plays over and over so no scene has any amount of character or distinctive style to it
                I swear i heard the build up music for when Godzilla glasses the city like 4 times

                >Minus one has like 2 original tracks other than the legacy themes that it plays over and over so no scene has any amount of character or distinctive style to it I swear i heard the build up music for when Godzilla glasses the city like 4 times
                I know right? How the frick can you make a movie like this without a score? Not even small pieces for each main character.

                The main character can't act, what were they thinking? The rest of the cast is good.

                >The main character can't act, what were they thinking? The rest of the cast is good.
                The rest of the cast doesn't need to act, they play one dimensional anime cliches that barely emote apart from smiling like idiots or yelling when Godzilla shows up.

                I don't remember one detail because
                >there are 30 godzilla movies
                >i watched shin years ago
                >it's not a movie i've ever had the urge to rewatch because it's one of the weakest in the series
                Why would I rewatch Shin over 1954, GMK, or even Minus One?
                If there were aftermath scenes in Shin then they must have been unmemorable. Think I vaguely recall one but I might be mixing it up with one of the attack scenes from the earlier evolution.

                It's Shin's fault that you have a shit memory and you're so dumb you're arguing against a movie that you don't remember, got it.

                I'd rather hear the kino Ifukube theme over a track that I dislike and that lessens my enjoyment of an otherwise cool scene.

                Now that's a massive cope if I've ever read one. Let's praise a movie that recycles a theme composed 70 years ago for another movie and has no original music of it's own.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you have shit memory if you don't remember a single scene from a single movie you watched once years ago
                Not everyone worships Shin Godzilla. I don't spend years thinking about minor scenes from movies I didn't particularly enjoy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the problem, the problem is you arguing that Shin Godzilla has no aftermath scenes when you don't remember what happens in the movie. That's what makes you a moron, no wonder you liked Minus fun so much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is you arguing that Shin Godzilla has no aftermath scenes
                Holy shit you're moronic, I said I can't remember if Shin had any and I was responding to someone who said Minus One had none.
                Keep track of what you're arguing about. My earlier replies didn't disappear, you could have checked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not really. Shin is a very different movie than Godzilla 1954, Shin is definitely slower.
                So do you remember what happens in the movie or not? Quite the selective memory you've got there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a completely different statement, nice goalpost moving.
                I remember the plot of Shin, the slow pacing, and the political satire. I don't remember every single minor scene from the film because I watched it years ago. Not going to have photographic memory for a mediocre movie I saw once.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say champ. Next time don't argue against movies you can't even remember.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're angry that I replied to someone saying they were wrong about Minus One not having aftermath scenes as an homage to 1954. How did that moron forget a movie he probably just watched days ago?
                Watching Shin once is enough anyway, if I want to see the beam again (not really) I could watch it on Youtube instead of dealing with all the boring filler and "genius commentary."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care, you're both morons.

                Yeah it was just moronic, it felt unreal how they focused more on that moronic bullshit and not japs coming back from the war to see their home reduced to dust and find out that everyone they knew died, really weird how minor that angle of the movie was since i imagined it would be the main draw besides godzilla

                Same here, it's like the mc was the only one who came back from the war. It was dumb to have that time skip, maybe the director thought that it would be redundant to have Godzilla attacking an already destroyed Japan, but it's not like the whole country would be rebuilt in a few months either. Very strange choice indeed.

                Based you described it perfectly. Prepare for samegay shilling against your based take

                >Minus fun is so perfect, it's impossible that more than 1 person on 4 chan disliked it.

                >Let's praise a movie that recycles a theme composed
                Shin Godzilla recycles a ton of music from Evangelion. Classic Godzilla music >>> shitty anime music.

                What a dumbass take, if next Godzilla movie had just the Godzilla score over and over again like Minus fun does you would be happy about it. Not even children are so easy to satisfy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What a dumbass take
                Don't want to hear your shitty weeb music, sorry. It sucks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Non argument
                I do find it fitting for Minus fun to enjoy the score of a movie that has none apart from a piece written 70 years ago. I mean, this is the movie that won an Oscar for special effects when the effects were dog shit tier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My argument is the same as it was when you first replied. Recycling music from an anime in Shin Godzilla was moronic. You're moronic if you liked it.
                Keep crying because somebody doesn't like weebshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go anon, this will keep you entertained as much as Minus fun did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice non argument. That has nothing to do with Shin Godzilla being an incredibly lazy film that recycled its OST from a cartoon. I know it made weeb homosexuals like you clap, but it's super fricking lazy and shitty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah yeah, if the next Godzilla movie plays the main theme 8 times instead of 4, to you it would be twice as good as Minus fun was, you fricking simpleton.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd stand up in the theater and start clapping if the next Godzilla movie played some One Piece music.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather have that than the same 3 minutes long song on a loop for 2 hours since I don't have the attention span of a baby. No wonder you guys got bored by Shin, can't understand anything more complex than moronic one dimensional characters yelling every time something happens.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd rather have that
                Yeah I fricking know, stupid weeb homosexual. Your cartoons are gay as hell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unlike Minus fun lol
                Mc can't even frick that cutie living with him, gets saved by a woman and spends his time in a boat with another 3 guys, manliest film ever

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Minus One was better than your shitty pedophile cartoons, cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You reek of desperation anon, this is getting sad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You reek in general, weebs don't bathe. Pause your cartoons for a half hour and take a quick shower. Put on your Evangelion music if that helps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stop being such a homosexual obsessed with sex

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stop being such a homosexual obsessed with sex
                Dude at least make your bait less obvious. You made me laugh for what is worth. I'm out, see y'all in the next Minus fun/Shin GODzilla thread. Stay safe you bunch of wankers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >see y'all in the next Minus fun/Shin GODzilla thread.
                This is so sad, you can feel the insecurity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He can't see men interacting without thinking of gays.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Let's praise a movie that recycles a theme composed
                Shin Godzilla recycles a ton of music from Evangelion. Classic Godzilla music >>> shitty anime music.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the love for Shin Godzilla a contrarian meme

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liking Shin isn't contrarian, but acting like it's a masterpiece and pretending that Minus One sucks because it's not just Shin Godzilla 2 is peak Cinemaphile contrarian.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried watching it three times, keeps falling asleep the whole time. I gave up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have a serious problem you're pinning on a mid movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >serious problem over a shit tier movie
        I think it's you the one who is having a serious problem if you got triggered this hard over a gojira movie

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The inferiority complex minustroons feel towards shin godzilla needs to be studied, it's genuinely fascinating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minus One was captivating and a fun ride with little to no filler. All the "suits in rooms talking" segments of Shin were boring as hell and padded out what is at its core a subpar Godzilla movie. Minus One Fans don't have a superiority complex, Shin fans are the type of people that think anything with mainstream appeal is automatically "goyslop". Minus One Fans are like "mmmm This pizza is delicious", and Shin fans are like little angsty edge-lords who scoff, "Pizza? Only tasteless morons would enjoy PIZZA!" (Meanwhile Shin Godzilla is literally the Doritos of Godzilla movies).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >entire post worth of salty cope
        Yeah it's an inferiority complex lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I have such an inferiority complex, enjoying what is clearly the better of two films. if anything it's Shin gays who have the inferiority complex. They cling to an outlier of the Godzilla franchise and proclaim it to be the #1 end all be all of Godzilla movies, But they can't believe how badly Minus One absolutely mogs the absolute shit out of it and most Godzilla fans agree.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing Minus One mogs is Tristarzilla in having the worst protagonist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a lot of fish!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based you described it perfectly. Prepare for samegay shilling against your based take

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird that Shin fans are so aggressive towards other Godzilla movies just because their favorite anime guy didn't direct them.
        Why don't they make threads about Shin Kamen Rider or something instead of fighting with Godzilla fans?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not realizing anime fans are some of the most juvenile people on the planet

          I enjoy a couple anime shows and movies, but in my own personal experience whenever I come across avid Anime fans in real life, they're a bit immature at best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shin Kamer Rider and Shin Ultraman are Anno-sensei's homosexualries, any talk about these is a sin in your community. First time ?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hear it's the best Zilla movie ever
    >it's a goddamn shameless rip off of Jaws
    >homosexual tissue ending
    >no cool power moves
    >no iconic tail slide
    Depressing. Do not rec.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>it's a goddamn shameless rip off of Jaws
      The boat homosexuals were not even a quarter as charming as the Jaws crew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story is the same like pacific rim minus the mecha and modern tech

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story is the same like pacific rim minus the mecha and modern tech

      Really its just Passion of the Christ without Jesus when you think about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mecha change to kamikaze plane
        >same weirdo 'expert'
        >same muh resistance army because real gubermint too scared to do anything
        >same redemption guilt arc from the mc
        tell me i'm wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which was a total ripoff of Amadeus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jaws was a Moby Dick rip off to begin with.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Waited a year
    >It's shit
    so you lost nothing of value, what are you crying about then?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have a link to open directory with godzilla minus one in it?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before, but this movie tried too hard in aping and referencing the original. Made me wish I was watching the original. Also no one gave a shit about anything but killing Godzilla, so all the characters were pretty one-note.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will say it definitely had an issue of assuming the viewer was familiar with the franchise and would intuit that godzilla grew so much from his first appearance because of nuke testing, I am given to understand the very brief nuke testing scene was even added last second because of this

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does a steam boat outspeed Godzilla?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam boat? Are you moronic?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its shit because you're a fricking two year old. Now frick off and watch transformers you frick-muppet.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Waited a year for a Minus One torrent to come out
    >Finally watch it
    stoped right there. why do you think you have a valid opinion on this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didin't fall for the shilling campaign over mediocre asiatic drama so i'd say his opinion is pretty valid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he fell enough to watch it on a fricking 14' screen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SARS IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A PS2 GAME AND ACTUALLY HAS DECENT ACTING IF YOU SEE IT WITH OTHER AMERISHARTS AT THE CINEMA SAR STOP REDEEMING SHIN GODZILLA SAR
          Kek

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how small they made godzilla and how damaged he looked in the trailers i expected there to be an actual fight between him and the humans for once but no, scenes of the shitty chink lead actor making the most cringeworthy monologues in existence were more important it seems

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don’t care about the opinion of someone who was either too cheap/lazy to see it the way it in an IMAX kinoplex, as it was intended to be seen, or lives in some shitty mud puddle country that isn’t relevant enough to get it in theaters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you belong to reddit so get the frick out of here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >see kino in theaters
        >reddit
        Yeah it never even began for you

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minus One is better than Shin Godzilla. Shin was overhyped and disappointing as the return of Toho Godzilla.
    Cinemaphile acting like Shin is better is peak contrarianism.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone mostly loving Shin and Minus One whilst shitting on american movies pre-torrent
    >post-torrent is nothing but shitposting against Minus One by pitting it against Shin
    Curious

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >annoying as Shinji
    Shinji is you. Everything you hate about Shinji you hate about yourself. There's a Shinji in all of us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you see yourself in Shinji you unironically need to have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the iconic message of Evangelion. Don't overcome anything. Just give up.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's horrible CG
    For the incredibly little they spent on it the CGI is good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the people who shilled it should've specified because "great cgi for a shoestring budget of a single yen and a dead fish" and "great cgi." are two very different things

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know the Oscars are a joke, but there was no other movie really deserving of winning the special effects one over Minus fun?

        The problem is that you barely see shit and they do something as moronic as cutting out of the action as you see it happen on-screen but the actual fight scene at the end is amazing if brightened up

        I never got why they went with the blue-balling strategy. You either show the monsters or you don't, doing it half-assedly is moronic.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >watch godzilla minus one in theaters
    >also watched the black and white version in theaters
    >its kino
    >homosexual on Cinemaphile keeps making the same thread over and over again comparing it to shin makes the same points each time
    >he samegays the whole thread trying to create a false concensus because Cinemaphile got rid of poster count
    It's good and everyone liked it. Nobody cares about your contrarian shill campaign.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shingays are insufferable. if toho releases a thousand godzilla movies in the next 50 years they still will spam that boring crap as the best thing ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry your mediocre shit is closer to american slop (which the director praises btw) than a real godzilla film

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >than a real godzilla film
        Shingays are genuinely delusional if they think their movie is closer to the average Godzilla film than Minus One is.
        Shin was made for Anno fans, Minus One was made for Godzilla fans. Nothing wrong with making movies for different audiences.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >destructive monster that levels cities, kills and is a metaphor for japan's flaws
          >not closer to real godzilla
          Not enough indian level cgi for your taste minustroon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not enough indian level cgi
            The CGI in Shin looked much worse. The texturing when it got close to Godzilla's body looked horrible, like an unfinished model. Especially the early evolutions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The beam scene shits all over this movie and you're delusional if you think otherwise, even godzilla 98 has better looking effects than this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The beam scene is good and the only really memorable thing from Shin, but
                >the music in that scene sucks. the weird opera shit felt like an AMV and didn't fit godzilla at all
                >that doesn't excuse the poor cgi throughout the entire movie (more so the first half, since the last half of the movie is mostly talking)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the music in that scene sucks
                At least it had music, Minus fun plays the Godzilla theme 3 times, the rest of the time...nothing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Minus one has like 2 original tracks other than the legacy themes that it plays over and over so no scene has any amount of character or distinctive style to it
                I swear i heard the build up music for when Godzilla glasses the city like 4 times

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather hear the kino Ifukube theme over a track that I dislike and that lessens my enjoyment of an otherwise cool scene.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This fricking guy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pic is low res and blurry and even there the CGI doesn't look that good. Very clearly a 2010s CG model made on a lower budget than Hollywood.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > It sucks bro!
                > Especially the early goofy one!
                > Trust me bro!

                Eat shit with your pulsating bag of dicks you raging frustrated homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What Xbox 360 game is that from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if you're old enough to remember the 360. That's a good one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has to cope because someone laughed at a screenshot of bad cgi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > automated meme response

                This droid is done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trying to turn it into a "muh zoomers" thing was an NPC response. Crying won't make that CGI look any better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like that he looked like a shriveled veiny diseased wiener

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They actually remembered that he's supposed to resemble a burn victim, or more accurately the people who were unlucky enough to survive the bombs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it seems that all shingays are stinky weeabos

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shin has the better Godzilla scenes (Minus aren't bad but not Shin)
    >Minus has the better human story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has the better human story
      The main character is as intriguing as a tablespoon and the boat crew are all dogshit one note anime caricatures
      It was interesting at the beginning when they show what life actually was like in post war japan where people lost absolutely everything but it quickly moves away from that with that moronic timeskip

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Waited a year for a Minus One torrent to come out
    have a nice day

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>What were they thinking?
    Literally:
    > We dinduffin

    Wake me when the second gorillaploitation one hits torrents. Even monke is better than this slop. This movie is fricking wank as shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We dinduffin
      The plot of Minus One is about how terrible and heartless Japan was in World War 2.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main character can't act, what were they thinking? The rest of the cast is good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japs do not comprehend subtlety so this naturally leads to not being able to act.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's very clearly the first godzilla movies an entire generation of monster-verse only children saw so they think that they're watching high art when in reality it's just a demake of the OG 54 Godzilla

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know...it even took fricking months to drop and all that for a fricking cringe inceldrama and the weakest exposition ever, a literal titlecard.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked both Shin and Minus One and can appreciate both as two completely different films with two completely different intentions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two completely different films with two completely different intentions.
      They're both extremely similiar and both demonize japan for different reasons

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone enjoy the drama in Minus one, the MC is moronic af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Children or women, i felt actual second hand embarassment when the mc went on that "OOOOH I DIED ON THAT ISLAND THIS IS ALL A DREAM OOOOH" tirade, felt like i was watching some homosexual anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Children or women, i felt actual second hand embarassment when the mc went on that "OOOOH I DIED ON THAT ISLAND THIS IS ALL A DREAM OOOOH" tirade, felt like i was watching some homosexual anime

      Was that an attempt at drama? It felt like satire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was just moronic, it felt unreal how they focused more on that moronic bullshit and not japs coming back from the war to see their home reduced to dust and find out that everyone they knew died, really weird how minor that angle of the movie was since i imagined it would be the main draw besides godzilla

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's straight on sappiness with a pinch of revisionism ("we weren't that bad guise, we'll win next time !!!!").
        At least the back plot in Shin was about how to deal with Godzilla, in an interesting procedural way almost a la Lumets. Minus Zero is literally chat shit get banged X dindu nuffin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. He was a kamikaze pilot who forgot he was supposed to commit sudoku. Then he got cucked by raising someone else's kid with his waifu who slept on a separate futon. What a baka.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw threads will be like this from now on because of shin contrarians

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf I don't care about Godzilla, I watched Shin and Minus one. Shin was interesting, not the best thing in the world but fun. Minus-one was too japanese, too sappy, too diluted in drama shit. I don't care about zillatism, the ost, the anime references, it's irrelevant and akin to pointing flaws in the lore in the Fallout tv show. Either the movie holds on its own or it doesn't, the quality of the nods, member berries and general pandering to fans are irrelevant. It's a good film or it's not a good film. Shin is ok, Minus one is bad.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Anno sucks stop shilling from him. 90s NGE was kino but anything he's done past the year 2000 has been shit. Shut the frick up about this HACK and FRAUD already.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently watched both Godzilla Minus One and Shin Godzilla and preferred the later.

    GM1 had a actual story behind it while SG was just Godzilla smashing stuff while a bunch of government ministers sat around talking about it, though I will admit I gave up on SG probably half way thru as the subtitles were shit and full of inaccuracies and flat-out nonsensical most of the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >preferred the later.
      You mean the former? Because that would line up with the rest of your reply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actual story
      C'mon it's the worst AI slop possible

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hand visibly shaking as the pilot sits in the wienerpit, indicating his regret and fear for his past and what he is about to do
    >"yo check it out man look at my hand, I'm super scared rn"
    did they really have to make them say this

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