Well, boot up apple tv and we'll get you validated, but remember, there are no free rides here, everyone puts in work and I'm not talking about your media consuming skills, you'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.
I wish there were groups like this outside, but without the violence. We all do the work, share resources, camaraderie... last time I talked to a human was 10 days ago.
It's always a small handful of autists, often somehow related to the jannies/mods if not literal them to begin with. They get together on discord and then push it here. A few months from now it will be something else. There was like a year straight one anon was dedicated to making a GingerSnaps threads often enough that there was always at least one in the catalog.
>shot calling general (or /scg/ as i like to call it), constantly gets greenlit long before bumping into landmines limit
You little storm in a cup dumbasses keep this bagayooliodoodoo up and you all are gonna get whacked, capiche? Ba fa napoli, oregano ciao bene.
Let's say i hooped in a Yankees fitted on the yard and put it on. Would I be shanked for it or would I become the god of the yard who everyone bows to?
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become shitposters or trolls. Nothing in between can exist here.
~~*They*~~ think the more they lock us down and isolate us it strips us from our power, they even think we are a dying breed, they're dead fricking wrong.
its strange they gave ripper a nazi lowriders tat when NLR have been greenlit by the brand to the point that the system just automatically PCs them since they keep getting booked
>90% of us are not racist, it's not about racism, but we rep Supreme Total White Power. You have to be able to kill a Black person at any moment. No racism is even involved.
How far off is this from what he really said, I watched him talk about saying Supreme white power when doing reps and then saying I'm not racist that's just the way it is kek
Watched this kino for first time last night. Cinemaphile did not disappoint. Good movie with some solid casting and soundtrack. Oh and I really thought he was going to lose vs the beast, that guy looked really intimidating.
I had to hoop some Duke's mayo from the grocery store, got a nasty look from another customer, but I looked him dead in the eye and said menacingly >I am become Shot Caller, hooper of Duke's
I love the scene when the black guy calls him woodpecker and all the people turn and stare at him, checking if the new guy will stand for himself. You could really feel the tension. A really well made scene.
Your arrangement with us still stands, including the monthly deposits to your account. The reason I can guarantee these terms is >now I am the Shot Caller (2017)
When you do your time and what board you were at makes a difference ok when I did my time things might have been different to your time. Used to be that /b/ was a good board with some rowdy posters but it was all good, these days that board is no good at all that's where they stick the chomos and incestgays and morons that just couldn't hang on the blue boards. These days if you do time on /b/ then try to transfer to a blue board you're gonna get booked on sight. We're gonna (You) you up and make it real ugly so everyone knows. I do my time on Cinemaphile in /heem/ block, it's a wild place but the posters there are all good. Janny lets us do our thing, we're straight chillin. Now, on the blue boards we got a no porn policy. If you're gonna throw down some porn in a blue thread janny is going to take you off the board for 3 days and the thread is going into lockdown, you're gonna be sitting in solitary crying your eyes out. You'll need to unhoop your phone and post from that to get a new IP. So make sure it's worth it and then sometimes you're not gonna have a choice. Sometimes you gotta put that work in for your people, you see one of the woods posting a stacked titcow? You better jump with them and start posting your own titcow collection son or you'll be getting straight booked by the woodpile AND taken off the board by janny anyway just for being in the thread. I remember when I was doing time on Cinemaphile this was way back in the day before the capeshitters and goysloppers ruined the place, that place aint good no more but it used to be cool. But the jannies there man they would be all over us all the time, banning us even if we weren't posting porn just coz they wanted to frick with us. When you see a wood get taken out by a janny you gotta be ready to rock and start flooding that catalog with off topic shitposts and if you don't jump with the woodpile and keep talking about Television & Film you will be getting smashed out, getting booked, it's over for you
Why would I show you my paperwork? It's none of your business.
I'm here to serve my time and leave. I don't want any part of this gay gang shit, get out of my face
Sorry, wood. You're gonna have to pick a side, that's just the way it is. Or the whole world is gonna be against you. And it's a rough world on the inside
>I'm not Luke Einfer Trobo, but I'm not Takken Anishi Ether
Who are these guys and why did Money need to say he wasn't them? I'm assuming they were green lit and probably also ex stock brokers so they could be confused for money? Anyway that's why you always have you paper work hooped
>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.
>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?
>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting frickin nothin to show for it.
for those that don't know, there's a movie made by the same dude that made shotcaller that takes place in the same universe. it's called "Felon" and it's the OG shotcaller and def worth a watch.
Ric Roman Waugh told two stories which happen in the same prison that don't really have anything to do with eachother but are just taking place around the same time, and used one of the side characters to tie them together.
Why did they delete the scene where he gets gang raped by 8 BBC’s? That was the best part of the movie
consider yourself greenlit
PAPERWORK. NOW.
This isn't the Kevin Nash biopic
B-but N-Nash is so b-big and s-s-strong. The rumours can't be true...
Afraid so
Anon made this post then went straight to a CO and PC’d up. Fricking coward
You can find it on your mom phones
shot status: called
lame: away'd and btfo'd
Why autogynephiles don't fetishize prison rape? It's only assault they can actually relate to
>Yo, whiskey!
>Heyheeey, what's good, OE.
>you're a shot, and you're a shot. my name for you is also shot. how you like that?
Why do I keep seeing this shot on the 'log. What is shotcaller and why are you gays posting it all the damn time?
>What is shotcaller
What the frick is google? Is that too much for you to figure out?
Do we have a problem here?
We're calling shots
because discord teenagers are spamming it.
Well, let's start with your paperwork, homie.
Well, boot up apple tv and we'll get you validated, but remember, there are no free rides here, everyone puts in work and I'm not talking about your media consuming skills, you'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.
But I hate Apple and I need to keep my ink clean, only a selected few can wear that ink
I wish there were groups like this outside, but without the violence. We all do the work, share resources, camaraderie... last time I talked to a human was 10 days ago.
Its only the violence that holds such camaraderie together, otherwise its just feminine.
I just want a comfy tribe 🙁
Me and you both, fren
move to countryside then gays and put in some work
But I don't know who has the keys to the (barn) yard
All lame tribes get conquered by shot callers who put in the work for their people
I just hope these shot caller threads become a general and I can hang out with. I'll put in the work
Jannies put the greenlight on Shot Caller (2017) threads so we don't organize. They make boards like this to break men like us.
They think we've closed the books but they're dead fricking wrong.
Join the Rotary Club with me, peckerwood.
There are communes everywhere. Trouble is, ones that are not choosy about who they let settle turn to shit very quickly.
everyone does their part
if not?
It's called shotposting and it's the coolest latest new meme on Cinemaphile, fresh out of the oven.
Keep puttin in that work, earn for your brothers
>'log.
sharty v&
calling shot department
hello?
Supreme White Power
>be me
>call shots
how does a movie become a meme on Cinemaphile? do poos just keep shilling it over and over until it sticks?
You pretty much just need one obsessed autist and you have the all the ingredients you need for the next epic maymay
Lames: greenlit
It's always a small handful of autists, often somehow related to the jannies/mods if not literal them to begin with. They get together on discord and then push it here. A few months from now it will be something else. There was like a year straight one anon was dedicated to making a GingerSnaps threads often enough that there was always at least one in the catalog.
Called status?
trust fund band
>shot calling general (or /scg/ as i like to call it), constantly gets greenlit long before bumping into landmines limit
You little storm in a cup dumbasses keep this bagayooliodoodoo up and you all are gonna get whacked, capiche? Ba fa napoli, oregano ciao bene.
what do you think T's, Paulie's and Chrissy's favorite memes would be?
Have you called any shots or put in work today?
>It's Baskin-Roberts trust fund band time
watching it right now
I'm here to INFORM you that im calling the shots now..
frick that snitch
that b***h ass motherfricker is gettin straight up raped once he's out of ad seg
dumb zoomer movie
Shot caller threads stick together
Let's say i hooped in a Yankees fitted on the yard and put it on. Would I be shanked for it or would I become the god of the yard who everyone bows to?
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become shitposters or trolls. Nothing in between can exist here.
keyed
~~*They*~~ think the more they lock us down and isolate us it strips us from our power, they even think we are a dying breed, they're dead fricking wrong.
i just wasted 2 hours watching this weak ass movie because of those fricking threads
dont be me
We have a problem?
RIP THIS FARMER'S HEAD OFF
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Why did money run at that guy in that scene, anyone know?
I dont remember this scene, us this an extended cut?
No it's just that your mind immediately bins any scene that doesn't have Shot Caller in it because they're not important
This gentleman will never secure gainful employment with such markings
its strange they gave ripper a nazi lowriders tat when NLR have been greenlit by the brand to the point that the system just automatically PCs them since they keep getting booked
Why did the nazi low riders get green lit by the brand?
NLR basically tried to pull a coup and take over so the brand greenlit them and crushed the rebellion
Ok that seems fair I hope they learned their lesson.
Should have done more navy seals
Fairy tales from the basement
Farmers head status: RIPPED
ay Cinemaphile, m'askyousumin
how would money do at oz?
he wouldn't be no prag that's for sure
he would join the muslims
not a single n-word in a movie about prison, come the frick on
We call the shots here but we don't make the rules. Go watch Rule Maker instead
Keep putting in those threads
500 navy seals
Anon you got the count.
ONE!
work in the digits woods!
Tfw there's a shot to be called
iron up wood
kino
what happened to this guy in the movie? he disappears after the first half
Shot Caller goes to a different jail, esse. But yeah, Bottles should have had more screentime.
yeah, kino actor. always improves anything he's in.
hes still got the keys to that yard
he was busy calling shots
Now he has become the Shot.Caller.2017.aXXo.webRip.HVEC
characters that are literally you
i get this guy confused with Mads sometimes since they're both danish. completely different faces though.
who holds the keys to this thread?
Redwood when you talk to him show respect.
He was put in work.
>guard passes by while you're hooping your celly's wood
Listening to this while staring at the ceiling of my cell.
this piece reminds me of the time i booked my first rat with a bonecrusher
>need to start looking for a job before mom kicks me out
I can't do this. I'm no warrior.
calling some shots
Laces are laced bros, what's going on today!
don’t mind me just calling my shot
Does anyone have the wes watson vid where he talks about tying your shoes. Sounds hilarious
>90% of us are not racist, it's not about racism, but we rep Supreme Total White Power. You have to be able to kill a Black person at any moment. No racism is even involved.
How far off is this from what he really said, I watched him talk about saying Supreme white power when doing reps and then saying I'm not racist that's just the way it is kek
That's consistent with the divine knowledge of the ancient Aryans. Savitri Devi writes about it at length.
Watched this kino for first time last night. Cinemaphile did not disappoint. Good movie with some solid casting and soundtrack. Oh and I really thought he was going to lose vs the beast, that guy looked really intimidating.
>Bottles i'll put in work you put down fork ok?
Ya did good, but keep puttin in that work. There are no free rides here
Is this achievable natty?
Put in work and spend your earnings on Ramen noodles from the prison canteen
More like keys to the cafeteria
Do we have a problem?
I think my favourite thing about this scene is the fact that you know Bottles is giving a big, welcoming smile when he introduces himself.
Anyone hooping right now?
>shot caller
>hooping
Let the toads hoop while they put in the work
I had to hoop some Duke's mayo from the grocery store, got a nasty look from another customer, but I looked him dead in the eye and said menacingly
>I am become Shot Caller, hooper of Duke's
Did the lame learn his lesson
He recognized who had the keys to the yard (store) and showed some respect
I love the scene when the black guy calls him woodpecker and all the people turn and stare at him, checking if the new guy will stand for himself. You could really feel the tension. A really well made scene.
that scene was like some italian plumber just stepped on a goomba
How come it's always just woods in these threads and never any eses?
I'm an esse but I want to blend in.
Keep putting in that work
Every janny in this place is a dirt leg
Every single one
And they all have the greenlight, word came down from the Shot Caller
>One more thing. We don't say the n word on this yard. That shit's offensive. Understand?
>when the shot caller 2017 telesync rarlabs kicks in
>be me
>dentist
>toad asks me for a filling
>cont..
>i say "we got a problem?"
>he says "my tooth hurts"
>cont..
>i say "you a lame?"
>he says "no i can walk"
>cont..
>i say "you got heart"
>he says "no its my tooth"
>cont..
>i say "ok"
>cont..
>i say
>cont..
>cont..
Ok time to get my hands dirty making lunch in the yard (kitchen)
They should make a prequel focusing on Bottles.
It could be called Bottles: The First Shot Caller
or something idk
Should be called Bottlecaller: shots fired
>Bottleshots: Wood's Genesis
Bottled:
> How A Skinny Nerd Acquired Keys
Would watch
I would prefer one with the Real One burn local guy. That would be a crazy one.
I was surprised how much of a rat piece of shit larper he was in the movie. Very much something I'd expect that actor to be irl.
Watching him get shanked to death was satisfying, irl would probably be more so
>Bottles explaining different things about prison in a Burn Notice style voiceover
kino
I'M ABOUT TO CALL A SHOT
What shots do you think he called after the credits rolled?
None probably just hooped some things and stared at a wall or two
he probably did a lot of navy seals and talked random shit with ripper in the caller cage
You do realize he just became an informant in the end right?
Calling all shot callers
The Informer wasn't that bad, whoever mentioned it in the last bread. Get to work
An Innocent Man was the original shot caller movie back in the 80s, watch it if you can find a copy.
called
i'll check it out
The innocent man better Call Shots at the end, or you woods get the greenlight
>The innocent man better Call Shots at the end,
>at accountant's office getting tax return finished
>ha asks me how big my home office is
>tell him 12 x 13 (it's really 10 x 10 lmao)
shot: called
Places like that force us to become warrriors or victims
should I validate my accountant bros?
Keep his ink clean, so can earn for our brothers
We dont need his computer skills though, hes gotta get his hands dirty like everyone else
Meant this anon has the keys
Can't there be more than one set of keys?
We don't want any of the woods getting locked out
Good point, this came down from the Shot Caller himself
>woods: at least 2 sets of keys
>esses: one set
>toads: no keys, iron up
This anon has the keys to the yard, tell the nerd to iron up or it's the greenlight
That depends, you can't be seen talking to him if you're validated.
I wish Tarantino made a prison film.
Already Cinemaphile unhoop that paperwork so we can find out what you're about
>already
alright* guess I'm gonna have to get stomped out
You cant half ass it when youre puttin in the work around here. Thats how a fish like you gets cut loose.
Ive been undercover posting the entire thread. Youre all under arrest. Hands. Let me see em.
I think you forget who runs the show now, who Calls the Shots. Say it.
...y-you call the shots
Your arrangement with us still stands, including the monthly deposits to your account. The reason I can guarantee these terms is
>now I am the Shot Caller (2017)
>capitalizes calls and shots
>eight ball
>corner pocket
not a good movie pretty mid no cap fr deadass autistic keep postin' this meme
An anon's deadliest weapon is his mind.
and improvised knives too, but mostly his mind.
time to pop your cherry Cinemaphile
Anon will get his frickin hands dirty like the rest of us
Calm down anon
did anyone wash the glove? that can't be too hygienic. are they all sharing the same one?
What do you think getting your hands dirty means, wood?
You wear the shitty heroin glove when it's not currently in a bunghole
Gotta conserve resources and put in that work
This wood ain't gmi
This wood puts in that work
never thought this guy could pull it off but he comes off like a supremacist even with black hair
? he has brown hair, and many white supremacists have dark hair anyway, so...
So who greenlit Chauvin?
The corrupt guards
nobody. some uppity toad was trying to call shots
500 navy seals so this thread doesn't go off page 1
>Janny count em out
14 sets of 88, count 'em out Ripper
Shotgun VS skinhead era Shane
Who burns the brighest and most locally?
There's no sneed rides here, you'll get your hands seedy like the rest of us.
When you do your time and what board you were at makes a difference ok when I did my time things might have been different to your time. Used to be that /b/ was a good board with some rowdy posters but it was all good, these days that board is no good at all that's where they stick the chomos and incestgays and morons that just couldn't hang on the blue boards. These days if you do time on /b/ then try to transfer to a blue board you're gonna get booked on sight. We're gonna (You) you up and make it real ugly so everyone knows. I do my time on Cinemaphile in /heem/ block, it's a wild place but the posters there are all good. Janny lets us do our thing, we're straight chillin. Now, on the blue boards we got a no porn policy. If you're gonna throw down some porn in a blue thread janny is going to take you off the board for 3 days and the thread is going into lockdown, you're gonna be sitting in solitary crying your eyes out. You'll need to unhoop your phone and post from that to get a new IP. So make sure it's worth it and then sometimes you're not gonna have a choice. Sometimes you gotta put that work in for your people, you see one of the woods posting a stacked titcow? You better jump with them and start posting your own titcow collection son or you'll be getting straight booked by the woodpile AND taken off the board by janny anyway just for being in the thread. I remember when I was doing time on Cinemaphile this was way back in the day before the capeshitters and goysloppers ruined the place, that place aint good no more but it used to be cool. But the jannies there man they would be all over us all the time, banning us even if we weren't posting porn just coz they wanted to frick with us. When you see a wood get taken out by a janny you gotta be ready to rock and start flooding that catalog with off topic shitposts and if you don't jump with the woodpile and keep talking about Television & Film you will be getting smashed out, getting booked, it's over for you
Why would I show you my paperwork? It's none of your business.
I'm here to serve my time and leave. I don't want any part of this gay gang shit, get out of my face
Please try this if you ever go to prison for real
They really do leave you alone if you respect them and the ground rules.
Maybe in a low security pen in a quiet state, but no. If you go to any real house you will absolutely have to join a set
Especially if you're white, you literally wouldn't make it a week on your own.
Sorry, wood. You're gonna have to pick a side, that's just the way it is. Or the whole world is gonna be against you. And it's a rough world on the inside
Why couldnt his woman understand he needed to be the shot caller? She was a real b***h about him stabbing that toad.
>I'm not Luke Einfer Trobo, but I'm not Takken Anishi Ether
Who are these guys and why did Money need to say he wasn't them? I'm assuming they were green lit and probably also ex stock brokers so they could be confused for money? Anyway that's why you always have you paper work hooped
Validate
Is this worth watching outside of the meme factor?
Well you don't gotta stream it
I'll download it if it's any good
It's not great but it has charm and is entertaining
Thanks.
yes now iron up
great movie
absolutely. I watched it with no expectations just for the memes and found it to be a pretty solid prison movie.
Cool. I enjoy a good prison movie.
Seriously: the prison scenes are good, the outside stuff is pretty mid.
>Wassup errybody, Big Herc 916, Fresh out new therieth, got a quethtion from one of our viewerth.
>Hey Herc, ith it true that jannieth do it for free?
>Yeth thith ith completely true, uhhh Jannieth are completely unpaid. they uhhh basically up in there doin time puttin in that work and they getting frickin nothin to show for it.
I know big herc bussed cheeks when he was in prison, he's to knowledgeable on cheek bussting
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>i wrote a book
>its 20 pages
>mostly pictures
lol wtf
https://vocaroo.com/1gz38q3nqZcL
for those that don't know, there's a movie made by the same dude that made shotcaller that takes place in the same universe. it's called "Felon" and it's the OG shotcaller and def worth a watch.
How's that in same universe
The American Penal Universe
The APU
because the writer/director says it is. and it's his IP so I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
Ric Roman Waugh told two stories which happen in the same prison that don't really have anything to do with eachother but are just taking place around the same time, and used one of the side characters to tie them together.
thats what I'm looking for thats pretty neat
Is it possible to call shots while you're asleep?
Shot Callers,
Felon (2008) or Bronson (2008) first?
This whole time I’ve thought you fellas were talking about a tv show called Shot Caller. Shit if it’s just a movie I’ll watch it tomorrow
put in that work for the race, wood
It's stupid that he let the cops have the guns.
You didn't find the shot caller. The Shot Caller found you.
i love these threads
Keep puttin in that work, moneyanons