>Do I really look like a guy with a diet plan? You know what I am? I'm a hog chasing buffets. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I found it! You know, I just...EAT things
Your grandfather worked 3 jobs to take care of 7 children. Your father went straight to work after highschool, becoming an HVAC repairman. You were afforded all the resources and opportunity in the world and yet here you are, aged 30. No kids. No wife. No job. Sitting here on this botswainian ceremonial finger-painting forum shitposting. Well you have NOTHING going for you. And NO future. So buck-up BUCK-O! The world needs plenty of bartenders! Go do something with your miserable life you ingrate. But you're not going to. I know what you are going to do. You're going to reply with dumb little comment. I will respond in kind. The cycle perpetuates. Its all so tiresom.
>A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with Applebee’s gift cards. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of a McDonald’s by a bandit. So we went looking for the gift cards. But in six months, we never found anyone who dined with him. One day I saw a child playing with an onion ring the size of a hula hoop. The bandit had been throwing them away.
>enough from the whale!
>It's simple, we KILL the Batman
Why didn't they think of killing him? How come even the villains have this "no killing" rule in the batman universe?
>wanna see a magic trick?
>i will make this burger disappear
>I have one rule... I don't eat anyone
>I have one rule
>no vegetables
I have that rule and I'm fit
there is something profoundly sad about this image
Probably because he must be dead now
>it's not about the money, it's about sending a sausage
>You're garbage who eats for money.
>THISH CHITY JUST SHAWED YOU ALL THE BACON YOU CAN EAT AND YOU DID EAT IT
Enough from the clown!
>my father was a binge eater, and a glutton.
>you know how I got these scars?
>you know how I got these folds?
Hahahahahaha
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like food.
Now our stomachs are small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion!
>hello beautiful
>you got a little chocolate filling inside of you
>I like that
>YUMMY WITH LOADS OF BACON
>*burp*
>Don't exercise like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be.
>if we don't deal with this now, soon, little Gambol here won't be able to get a whopper for his grandma
haha
>My father was a bloatmaxer. And a feeder.
>You know how I got these stretch marks?
>you know how I got those stretchmarks?
>I'll show you. When the fast food restaurants are closed? These, civilized people? They'll eat each other
>How about a magic trick?
>I'm gonna make this schnitzel disappear
>Would you like to know which of them are vegans?
toasting in epic bread
Dubs you live
Singles you eat...until I get sexts
bump
>Do I really look like a guy with a diet plan? You know what I am? I'm a hog chasing buffets. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I found it! You know, I just...EAT things
Your grandfather worked 3 jobs to take care of 7 children. Your father went straight to work after highschool, becoming an HVAC repairman. You were afforded all the resources and opportunity in the world and yet here you are, aged 30. No kids. No wife. No job. Sitting here on this botswainian ceremonial finger-painting forum shitposting. Well you have NOTHING going for you. And NO future. So buck-up BUCK-O! The world needs plenty of bartenders! Go do something with your miserable life you ingrate. But you're not going to. I know what you are going to do. You're going to reply with dumb little comment. I will respond in kind. The cycle perpetuates. Its all so tiresom.
>hello beautiful
>worlds larges burger
looks like my balls actually
>A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with Applebee’s gift cards. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of a McDonald’s by a bandit. So we went looking for the gift cards. But in six months, we never found anyone who dined with him. One day I saw a child playing with an onion ring the size of a hula hoop. The bandit had been throwing them away.
>its shrimple
You're a big guy.
>Never start with the chilli, the tastebuds get all fuzzy, you can't taste the next bite
>You're going to leave your dinner to chance?
>No. I make my own tendies