It's that time of the year boys, I'm fricking hyped. Can I get a GROND!?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GROND

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you even know it's the 20 year anniversary of Return of the King?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the SE's still work in DVD players?

    Not sure if my DVD crapped out, but my discs are in good condition.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        V:10
        A:9
        Thanks Yiffy!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not having to change discs in the middle of the movie
        It's just not the same

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not having to change the VHS tapes in the middle of a movie
          ftfy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm surprised they're only 2 tapes each.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And somehow they couldn't fit each one on a DVD. Dumbass gen x fricks.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Preach it sister

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Actually watching the movies instead of imagining them
            Some people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watch mine on a modern computer with Windows 10.
      I'm pretty sure as long as it's not a euro or japanese DVD player they will still work. the discs are probably region locked. idk if it's standard for optical drives to bypass that or if it's still a problem.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong with euro?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't get this scene.
      >We don't have anything that can get through the main gate!
      >Let's use the giant battering ram we specifically built for this purpose and brought over here with great difficulty.
      >Oh yea, I forgot about that one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        GROND previously was just used for moral support. Nothing better to get you fired up than yelling GROND with all your orc bros. The fact that it also serves as a battering ram was a nice bonus.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teleporno.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does he do all day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ur mum lmfao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My mum is Galadriel?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if we didn't have everything else Tolkien wrote, that name alone is testament to how seriously the man took his work. Anyone else would have looked at that name and never committed it to writing, but not Tolkien. He was in so deep with his fictional language that it never crossed his mind that it might look a bit off.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GROND! will read it!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they show the extended editions at the local kinoplex at the end of the year
    One movie each day. I'm off work so I hope a mate will tag along. I'll probably go alone otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't go alone, but I can carry you!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it
    The extended editions of TT and ROTK are just not good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually going to watch the Theatrical Cuts as well this year. Evert time I go to rewatch I get through Fellowship EE and it's awesome, but then I get get bored ~45 minutes into TT EE and stop watching.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Evert time I go to rewatch I get through Fellowship EE
        They could make a 5 hour cut with 2 hours spent in the shire and it would still be awesome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the boromir scene in TTT but there's literally no good additions in ROTK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knowing what happens to Saruman maybe. In theatrical Isengard is cut completely and Saruman's fate is never mentioned

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a bit of an awkward conclusion so I can understand why it was left out but I agree that excluding the conclusion to the arc of such a pivotal character like that is odd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're right but there is some scenes that should have been left. best scenario is remove the dumb shit (like aragorn killing mouth of sauron) and make a new cut.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I get bored of extended fight scenes, but I really enjoy the character moments.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ent Draft scene is great

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been saying it for years. Extendeds are good for one or two viewings but the theatrical cuts just flow so much better.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KATMUDA

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can get a GRRRRRGGGGhHHHhH

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let us go through the Mines of Moria

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's a mine Gimli?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to frick with all the HD releases so much? This box set is still the definitive way to watch LOTR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did they do? color grading and shit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did they do? color grading and shit?

      Look for Dr. Dre's 4k upscale of the EE blu... color corrected and with better detail than the DNR mess of the 4k editions. Only the first half is finished so far, but damn, it looks good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did they do? color grading and shit?

      Exactly

      They fixed everything on the 4k blu ray and it has dolby vision hdr. Watching it on any other format is moronic at this point.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They fixed everything on the 4k blu ray
        they did not you scum. smeary DNR everywhere and revisionist editing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >revisionist editing
          what was changed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 4k release is awful. Still so much blue and orange all the time

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely like the regular editions more than the extended ones.
    If I'm sick and stuck at home, I'll chew through the extended editions and the special features, but I genuinely think that the shorter versions make for better movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I genuinely think that the shorter versions make for better movies.
      I agree mostly. EE is good periodically when you feel like chewing on something more, but the theatricals flow better.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grond calls the shots here. That gate is Green-lit. Verification not required..

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll keep the ring full of sorrow
    >I'll keep the ring till I die

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these movies meant a lot to me as a kid but TT and ROTK are hard to sit through as an adult. They are really not great not gonna lie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I can't remember the last time I watched those two in their entirety, meanwhile I watch Fellowship every year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      TT and ROTK have a lot of action that appeals to children but doesn't impress now that CGI is everywhere. FotR is more character-focused and didn't age as much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have pacing issues but they are better than great, so many awesome moments.
      >last march of the ents
      >the horn of helm hammerhand shall sound in the deep, one last time
      >"theoden king stands alone."
      >"not alone."
      >Sam's monologue to frodo about the stories that really mattered
      >the beacons of Gondor scene
      >gandalf driving off the nazgul during the osgiliath retreat
      >charge of the rohirrim
      >aragorn's "for frodo"
      >"i can't carry it for you, but i can carry you."
      >reunion in rivendell
      >"you bow to no one"
      these are the moments that make the trilogy what it is. fellowship has always been the best but towers and return 'aren't great'? have you people lost your minds?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. fellowship is my favorite but they are all incredible movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched them a few years ago and honestly wish I didn't. ROTK is legit bad, should have just stuck to rewatching individual scenes in YouTube. You could tell half the cast had checked out after fellowship and Jackson was already sleepdirecting.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to immerse myself in lotr
    >only option is lotro
    >janky wowclone that also sports the most aggressive cash shop model in a western game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the map is amazing, and everything else is terrible. questing around Bree and exploring the old forest/finding tom bombadil's house was so much fun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Third Age Total War
      >Last Days of the Third Age

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't you tell green from blue?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've had one colour correction, yes. But what about tint?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hearing Liv Tyler speak Sindarin makes my pp tingle

      ?feature=shared
      what a smooth and buttery language Tolkien made

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cute
        >humble
        >no visible tats
        >soft angelic voice
        >feminine
        Was this the last era of good looking actresses? Modern Hollywood looks like shit now. Might as well have every female character played by a man.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          careful anon, you just might fall in love watching this one

          ?feature=shared

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2901 year old virgin
      this is why the genre is called fantasy

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauronman

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These flicks are cringe
    Literally Capeshit tier

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have these steel case blu rays ive never actually looked into their quality in comparison to other. are these good or bad lighting? i havent watched them from these discs in a while.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theatrical has better pacing.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sources close to the production said that Jackson had never actually read the books, and some doubted that he even understood what the original story was about, relying on filling in the notes provided by his wife with action, humour and blockbuster tropes
    Why does Hollywood keep doing this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So his wife made these movies? No wonder the hobbit stunk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and his wife was the reason for all the feminism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They keep doing it because people keep giving them money. If someone paid me money to be an butthole I'd be one all the time. Saying "noooooo stop it!" as you hand over money is useless.

      Another issue is Hollywood writers don't want to make remakes or reboots. They want to make their own movies, but the suits up top demand they use a known IP thinking it'll keep making big money. Granted, the movies they want to make are shit anyway. But they won't recognize that. They won't blame them making movies in a given franchise very differently. They'll just blame any number of other factors. So they'll keep tearing through franchises looking for success, the writers will keep veering far away from the source material until it's not recognizable, and then just go down the line killing every franchise.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still watch my original pre box set dvds that I got individually

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.amren.com/features/2023/12/tolkien-the-homer-of-the-anglosphere/

    Thoughts?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are fantastic looking box sets, so evocative and fit the tone of the movies so well. The Blu-Rays look like junk in comparison because they insisted on packing the discs in those cheap plastic cases. There's absolutely no 'love' involved in that set.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GROND!

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