How old are you anon? I’m 31 and hardly hang out with my friends but when we do it’s always a blast. I keep up with them and they call me for excel help but otherwise it’s once or twice a year we hang if that. We used to hang every day in college and take a minimum of one trip a year
For me? It's because I just don't like people that much anymore. I find it extremely difficult now to put on a mask around people and be the social guy, so out of not wanting to look like a disinterested butthole I just don't pick up the phone anymore. I used to hang out with people every day, I used to even couch surf between friends' houses. Now, I could care less. I just don't like "hanging out" anymore. I hope I can get over this or at least make some new friends some day, because it does get lonely sometimes.
Also I watched the movie last month and wow did the critics at the time completely misunderstand this movie. Almost shocking how they just didn’t get it and we’re wondering why it “wasn’t sexy” as if that was the point of the movie
Nothing produced back then was sexy to begin with as it wasn’t kpop, or like kpop. Everything was pretty much semi like Arnie having to pretend Jamie Lee Curtis still got it, a giant LARP. >inb4 zoomer
Gramps, kpop is 14 years old, it’s a millennial as frick discipline to look at women.
Reminds me of a video we had to watch in health class back in HS of some fat fricker getting a stiffy while the entire thing was infrared. Looking back he was definitely a degenerate getting off at the fact that thousands of high schoolers were forced to watch him get an erection.
I got invited to my friends Halloween party and I'm probably expected to wear a costume or be frowned upon especially by his wife who is really into the throwing party's/social aspect but I don't want to spend money on an outfit or go costume shopping. Last year they had a cringey roaring 20s themed party and had people act out a whodunnit type thing as a party game and I have almost never felt more out of place and surrounded by normies than that I think. I appreciate getting invited but I feel like an ass if I don't show up and I don't want to be isolated from my friends, I just prefer staying home especially for Halloween.
Dress as Bane and act in character the whole time.
>I am a 28 year old virgin.
and? most under 30 guys are virgins now. therefore it's literally normal. having sex is now weird, degenerate behavior. I mean, think about it: the bible says "be fruitful and multiple". who likes the bible? white right wingers aka nazis and black right wingers aka uncle toms. don't be a nazi, keep your virgnity.
dress as Patrick Bateman and act in character the whole time. ramp it up into lewd then devious then denying holocaust levels right into legal and encouraged abortion is what is feeding all this madness around us. you will be revered by God and slay some cute tang.
I unironically don't "get" what's fun about parties like that and normie rituals. Can I learn or is it one of those things you either get or you don't due to autism and you're just fricked?
Most of human behavior, in fact all of it, is driven by resources. Women are a primary resource, nay, THE primary resource. Almost everything a human being does can be traced back to reproduction. If you don't understand something in society, it is probably because of this.
>I unironically don't "get" what's fun about parties
Do you have fun socializing? as in meeting people and talking to them? if not thats why you don't "get" parties.
>Halloween costumes are a massive hassle and a high investment/low reward type of thing.
They're as "massive" of a hassle as you want them to be, you don't have to build a space marine's accurately sized armor.
Admittedly the reward gets lower as you get older. If you're young and wandering a college town's house parties, it's an easy icebreaker. You talk to some chick about her costume, she talks to you about yours, the conversation is already flowing. If you're 40 and a coworker is having a "party", yeah don't expect anybody to care if you go all out on your costume. It may be detrimental at a certain point.
If you're an adult and want to go all-out on a costume, then look for clubs and other venues that do costume contests for cash prizes. Don't waste a lot of money on a costume for a house party. >tfw my asian gf who was adopted by white people wanted to do a couple's costume, so I told her we should go as a banana and a gorilla
I got invited to my friends Halloween party and I'm probably expected to wear a costume or be frowned upon especially by his wife who is really into the throwing party's/social aspect but I don't want to spend money on an outfit or go costume shopping. Last year they had a cringey roaring 20s themed party and had people act out a whodunnit type thing as a party game and I have almost never felt more out of place and surrounded by normies than that I think. I appreciate getting invited but I feel like an ass if I don't show up and I don't want to be isolated from my friends, I just prefer staying home especially for Halloween.
You have social anxiety. So do I. Try to just let go and stop fearing judgment, it will let you partake in stupid gay activities like that and make other people happy. Also helps to imbibe substances. I went through a period of social isolation and eventually figured I'd rather just humor my friends than not go.
Anon everyone was awkward and had to read from scripts for the whodunnit murder mystery game and a majority of the people there I didn't even know how the frick am I supposed to feel.
Whenever i drink i get a strong urge to drink more until i black out and do crazy stuff. Frick i'm getting the urge to go party hard right now. The ride there makes me the most funny and exciting man ever but after i go over the line, it's IRL carnage. That's why parties don't work for me. I literally can't understand people who are just cool with not drinking at all.
The last time I partied hard like that was 5 years ago, when my friend kept making us all take shots until we were fricked up, eventually he passed out and then his gf came into the room I was in and sucked me off/rode me while I was barely conscious. Since then it's 1 or 2 beers, that's it.
>Drive 15 minutes out to a costume party. >Have one drink so I can keep up a conversation. >Drive back home after an hour or two. >Get completely plastered at home alone. Have a much better time.
Alcoholic or do I need to find better friends?
I wish i didnt stop drinking because my hairline used to be so much worse and it wouldve been perfect for my costume this year. at least b***hes love my mustache
i have never been to a costume party, i bet they are fun
I've been to two but they were over 10 years ago. Went as Heath Ledger Joker for one and Jack Sparrow for the other. They were fun.
Why did you stop going to them?
It was more that I stopped having friends.
Why?
My old friends just don't like me no more.
How old are you anon? I’m 31 and hardly hang out with my friends but when we do it’s always a blast. I keep up with them and they call me for excel help but otherwise it’s once or twice a year we hang if that. We used to hang every day in college and take a minimum of one trip a year
It happens to most people once you hit a certain age.
For me? It's because I just don't like people that much anymore. I find it extremely difficult now to put on a mask around people and be the social guy, so out of not wanting to look like a disinterested butthole I just don't pick up the phone anymore. I used to hang out with people every day, I used to even couch surf between friends' houses. Now, I could care less. I just don't like "hanging out" anymore. I hope I can get over this or at least make some new friends some day, because it does get lonely sometimes.
Pretty based costume
Also I watched the movie last month and wow did the critics at the time completely misunderstand this movie. Almost shocking how they just didn’t get it and we’re wondering why it “wasn’t sexy” as if that was the point of the movie
Wow, what a tryhard moron.
Nothing produced back then was sexy to begin with as it wasn’t kpop, or like kpop. Everything was pretty much semi like Arnie having to pretend Jamie Lee Curtis still got it, a giant LARP.
>inb4 zoomer
Gramps, kpop is 14 years old, it’s a millennial as frick discipline to look at women.
oh sweet, a schizo post
>kpop is 14 years old
moron
he meant to say that kpop is ENJOYED by 14 year olds
Couldn’t be more wrong
Showgirls is so bad that you are laughing about some random character getting raped by the end.
>normies are more deranged than us now
>teacher
>forced to wear a costume to class
what should I wear?
Clear raincoat and axe.
You need to be a chad to wear a costume like this
Sonic the Hedgehog
A clown costume but be really serious and normal
George floyd costume
blackface
This
Reminds me of a video we had to watch in health class back in HS of some fat fricker getting a stiffy while the entire thing was infrared. Looking back he was definitely a degenerate getting off at the fact that thousands of high schoolers were forced to watch him get an erection.
Bane
dress as a teacher
a famous teacher arrested for molesting students kek
Dress as Bane and act in character the whole time.
>Well congratulations, you got yourself taught
>What's the next step of your lesson plan?
I am a 28 year old virgin.
>I am a 28 year old virgin.
and? most under 30 guys are virgins now. therefore it's literally normal. having sex is now weird, degenerate behavior. I mean, think about it: the bible says "be fruitful and multiple". who likes the bible? white right wingers aka nazis and black right wingers aka uncle toms. don't be a nazi, keep your virgnity.
>and? most under 30 guys are virgins now. therefore it's literally normal. having sex is now weird, degenerate behavior.
The sexcession is over.
Actually not a terrible idea, I already have the shaved head
dress as Patrick Bateman and act in character the whole time. ramp it up into lewd then devious then denying holocaust levels right into legal and encouraged abortion is what is feeding all this madness around us. you will be revered by God and slay some cute tang.
Oh shit
I have that Jacket in Cyberpunk.
Pretend that your Muslim who don't celebrate Halloween
If you are fat do something like Dennis Nedry or Peter Griffin. Really easy and cheap to off with clothes you probably already own.
Ms Frizzle or Mr Hat
Pogo the clown
>anon we're forcing you to dress up!
>no.
>...
Wear a tracksuit and say that you are a Russian mobster.
Drag, obviously
what are you guys dressing up as this year?
i kneel, dunk-sama
I unironically don't "get" what's fun about parties like that and normie rituals. Can I learn or is it one of those things you either get or you don't due to autism and you're just fricked?
You're probably fricked just like me, I'm 32 and never learned. I only go because my gf drags me.
What don't you get? Ingesting intoxicants with friends? Potentially meeting new friends and acquaintances? Finding a cute bawd to go home with you?
You will never be an autist
I went to a Halloween party last weekend and fricked a girl dressed and ariel (white), hanging out with normies can work out for you
>I unironically don't "get" what's fun about parties like that and normie rituals.
its about sex... you wont ever get it.
For me it's being schizo and assuming everyone will betray me so I can't make friends.
You will never be a schizophrenic
My psychiatrist says otherwise THOUGH
that's more schizoidal than schizophrenic
Most of human behavior, in fact all of it, is driven by resources. Women are a primary resource, nay, THE primary resource. Almost everything a human being does can be traced back to reproduction. If you don't understand something in society, it is probably because of this.
>I unironically don't "get" what's fun about parties
Do you have fun socializing? as in meeting people and talking to them? if not thats why you don't "get" parties.
I get whats fun about parties and most rituals but Halloween costumes are a massive hassle and a high investment/low reward type of thing.
>Halloween costumes are a massive hassle and a high investment/low reward type of thing.
They're as "massive" of a hassle as you want them to be, you don't have to build a space marine's accurately sized armor.
Admittedly the reward gets lower as you get older. If you're young and wandering a college town's house parties, it's an easy icebreaker. You talk to some chick about her costume, she talks to you about yours, the conversation is already flowing. If you're 40 and a coworker is having a "party", yeah don't expect anybody to care if you go all out on your costume. It may be detrimental at a certain point.
If you're an adult and want to go all-out on a costume, then look for clubs and other venues that do costume contests for cash prizes. Don't waste a lot of money on a costume for a house party.
>tfw my asian gf who was adopted by white people wanted to do a couple's costume, so I told her we should go as a banana and a gorilla
lol are you seething people are having fun?
dear god, scary that there are actual basement dwelling incels on here these days
Yeah, back in the mid-2000s, Cinemaphile used to be the cool website for cool teens who had sex.
I got invited to my friends Halloween party and I'm probably expected to wear a costume or be frowned upon especially by his wife who is really into the throwing party's/social aspect but I don't want to spend money on an outfit or go costume shopping. Last year they had a cringey roaring 20s themed party and had people act out a whodunnit type thing as a party game and I have almost never felt more out of place and surrounded by normies than that I think. I appreciate getting invited but I feel like an ass if I don't show up and I don't want to be isolated from my friends, I just prefer staying home especially for Halloween.
You have social anxiety. So do I. Try to just let go and stop fearing judgment, it will let you partake in stupid gay activities like that and make other people happy. Also helps to imbibe substances. I went through a period of social isolation and eventually figured I'd rather just humor my friends than not go.
Video games and anime don't make you not normie. You are acting autistic as frick, literally the mentality of a 12 year old who tries to act cool.
Anon everyone was awkward and had to read from scripts for the whodunnit murder mystery game and a majority of the people there I didn't even know how the frick am I supposed to feel.
Murder Mystery Dinners can be fun if everyone is into it.
>I have almost never felt more out of place and surrounded by normies than that I think
you are a normie. this entire website is normies now.
Normies wouldn't be caught dead shitposting on here
and yet here you are
I don't get the negative responses this post has gotten. I feel you Anon.
Thank you fren
Whenever i drink i get a strong urge to drink more until i black out and do crazy stuff. Frick i'm getting the urge to go party hard right now. The ride there makes me the most funny and exciting man ever but after i go over the line, it's IRL carnage. That's why parties don't work for me. I literally can't understand people who are just cool with not drinking at all.
The last time I partied hard like that was 5 years ago, when my friend kept making us all take shots until we were fricked up, eventually he passed out and then his gf came into the room I was in and sucked me off/rode me while I was barely conscious. Since then it's 1 or 2 beers, that's it.
fyi you were raped.
Yeah, but that wouldn't make any meaningful difference. Getting that fricked up is just a bad idea, I learned my lesson.
>fyi you were raped.
>Having sex with someone without their consent is rape
Woke society gone mad
And then everyone clapped
geez wow anon that sure sounds terrible, heh
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>Drive 15 minutes out to a costume party.
>Have one drink so I can keep up a conversation.
>Drive back home after an hour or two.
>Get completely plastered at home alone. Have a much better time.
Alcoholic or do I need to find better friends?
Both.
What in the goddamn
you act like you've never met a person with 6" toes before
What kind of moron paints "GIRLS" upside-down on his carpet?
The edge of the glass table is in front of the foot dumbass
Its the glass table thats skewing the feet.
It should be skewering the feet.
It's a israelite
the last three months of the year are a nightmare for anyone with a triple-digit IQ
Frick you. 137 IQ and I love Christmas.
is that kenny omega?
Just get some face paint and buy cheap clothes on Amazon. You don't have to dress up like a tv show.
So handsome anon
Tobias Forge in wedding wear.
Exactly what I was going for. "We have Ghost at home."
for a minute i thought it was the funniest character in fiction.
I wish i didnt stop drinking because my hairline used to be so much worse and it wouldve been perfect for my costume this year. at least b***hes love my mustache
I'm going to dress as Gianna Michaels this halloween.
>only a couple more weeks till my autism is celebrated
It's a wonderful, joyous night, lads.
Reddit girl dressed up as lara croft
>Nooo! Stop having fun!