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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, do you have any idea what you've done?!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant just post the most mainstream opinion here.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First is better and more atmospheric. Terminator 2 is better than aliens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First is better and more atmospheric.
      second one is more human and more subtle

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >second one is more subtle
        No

        >more human
        No, it's more Americanized pandering

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's about to happen here anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >second one is more subtle
            No

            >more human
            No, it's more Americanized pandering

            forgot the pic

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all 3. They're all so different.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even Alien Resurrection is better. Alien is the best.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like Aliens. I am not even trying to bait, I just think the movie is gay. It's literally just a rated R marvel movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont really understand what capeslop is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally capeshit though
        >Le wacky action heroes make quips while killing bad guys with lots of action

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if anything that would describe a 20th century action movie not a 21st century capeshit flick. capeshit is marked by the protags not having be quick on their fett or being professionals but by having special powers that they can use to get out of tight situation.
          they are different (better) by nature without having to work for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon if you are trying to argue that Aliens is somehow more deep than marine shooting up aliens you are fricking wrong, it's as deep as a .0000mm puddle. It's capeshit but rated R that anon was right.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol you're literally being filtered by gunfire and explosions.

              It's literally just a bunch of annoying le action heroes blowing up Aliens with cheesy music and shitty "tense" moments. It's literally just soi shit but old

              as opposed to waiting for the next shitty jumpscare in alien?

              Nor does alien. People have forgot how to build up a film for the payoff.

              because alien is literally one jumpscare after the next one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon there is nothing to think about or even discuss about Aliens thematically besides a barebones mother motif and marines shooting aliens. The movie does nothing special or interesting. Outside of the Xeno Queen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just like alien it is about people in a sticky situation. unlike alien it has some human heart-to-heart
                where aliens excels and alien fails is in that it thrusts the protagonists from predicament to predicament, keeping the viewer on their toes instead of relying on the good ol' jumpscare like alien

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aliens holds the audiences hand more than Alien. It was designed that way.

                ALIEN$ is what Cameron wrote on the board during the pitch meeting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                people find comfort in each other in war

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's because the first film was a typical 70s slasher, set in space. even the tagine makes fun of that, with "no screaming" being the gimmick.
                it's friday the 13th, halloween - it's a mute, purposeless killer that picks them off one by one for some reason, despite it being 8 feet tall and lighting fast and them being unarmed. the real reason is to stretch the time out, follow the slasher formula of only the main character surviving, female as with halloween, and drop jump scares, even with the false jump scare of the cat.

                aliens eliminated the trite slasher element by having a multilayered, interesting film which was unpredictable down to the last scene.
                anyone who thinks otherwise has forgotten the first time they saw it, or was so heavily exposed to the film in second hand pop culture references that they never experienced the film first hand even while watching it, because their perception was already tainted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think it's because for the morons here
                >any automatic gunfire & 'splosions = dumb movie
                it's unfathomable but the morons in this thread are really that simple-minded

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're always the same dunce type, and always say the exact same things - if they aren't bots, they might as well be.
                aliens was an incredible elevation and expansion, taking a simple, formulaic film and seeing the potential for world building.
                they have no defense at all, and are like petty children wanting more or the same, while not having the capacity to realise that 30 identical slasher films in a row would NOT be a surprise.
                it's the same ones likely bad mouthing terminator 2 because it wasn't identical to the first film. if they had their dunce way, terminator 2 would have been the exact same plot as the first film but with a different actress being chased.
                they're the type to have 7 different Friday the 13th films in their top 10 films of all time. hollowed out skull syndrome levels of stupidity and blandness.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally just a bunch of annoying le action heroes blowing up Aliens with cheesy music and shitty "tense" moments. It's literally just soi shit but old

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Alien doesn't have quips
          Right.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alien is paced and shot like a horror film. Aliens is on flick mode.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show me a capeslop where everybody fricking DIES HORRIBLY because they were wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please mature up anon. Aliens is a video game tier movie.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the best horror movie ever made and all you can do about it is get more mad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have such an infantile appreciation of horror cinema, this is why people associate Aliensgays with Marvel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                more mad pls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the best horror movie ever made and all you can do about it is get more mad

                Funny how you posted a bts pic that looks more "horror" that the actual scene, since the movie is neutered horror for boomers to eat popcorn to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                aliengays can't escape that their beloved movie is nothing but one jumpscare after another like a shitty one-trick pony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that anon does, Aliens tried to capesoy the franchise and most Alienfans would prefer every movie was like Aliens not Alien

        I really don't like Aliens. I am not even trying to bait, I just think the movie is gay. It's literally just a rated R marvel movie.

        You are right

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the intellectual capacity of alien fans. ripley in aliens has no special power except the ability to grasp a situation quickly and to adapt to it. she never poses off and she has no quips being fricking traumatied by the xenomorph.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alien is a horror film
            Aliens is an action flick with horror elements, made to be a popcorn flick

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The queen alien was cool. It's a shame she gets wrecked by a forklift.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens theatrical cut - 10
    Alien directors cut - 9
    Alien theatrical cut - 8
    Aliens directors cut - 7
    Alien 4 - 6
    Alien 3 - 5
    Friday the 13th part 8 - 4

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that the first full entire hour of Aliens theatrical cut has literally zero action

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it's worse than the first full hour of Alien or Alien3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nor does alien. People have forgot how to build up a film for the payoff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People haven't forgotten, onions audiences reward trash like marvel and that becomes the norm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? Among other things the fricking alien explodes out if his chest after about half an hour. Not to mention it attacking him in the first place. And also at least according to the filmmakers, the landing was 100% supposed to he interpreted at action packed. That's how big of losers these fricking nerdlingers were.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no movie in existence does setup and payoff better than aliens

        Alien is a horror film
        Aliens is an action flick with horror elements, made to be a popcorn flick

        >people dont eat propcorn while watching horror movies
        >jumpscares are deep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >aliensgay doesn't know how to into tone so he immediately frames the entire movie as being "jump scare"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nor does alien. People have forgot how to build up a film for the payoff.

      Reckon most people couldn't handle that today. In a mainstream film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it's all great. A perfect movie with perfect pacing.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is but the most kino way to watch it is to watch alien first. they are both perfect together. much like t1 and t2 actually.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching it again for the first time in 20 years or so a week ago. I can't stand the marines, I don't like their dialogues and want them to suffer and die. In this movie I'm actively rooting for the Aliens to take out the trash. If that was Cameron's intention, he succeeded.
    I'm also having a hard time buying Ripley's transformation to a kick-ass heroine. In reality she would've been terrified at the thought of facing these creatures again after what happened in the first movie. It would've been better if the corporation forced her to accompany the group, given that Ripley's the only survivor who ever encountered that organism and knows a thing or two about it.
    I dunno. It's 80s action schlock and I rate it far below movies like The Terminator or Predator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kick-ass heroine.
      she shot like 2 or 3 aliens at close range with an automatic rifle. it's absolutely plausible that a novice could accomplish that. to the cpontrary, she was helpless against a single facehugger.
      are alien fans really this moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw alien again for the first time in 30 years yesterday and I was yawning at the needlessly slow pace, the one dimensional characters you don't even remember the names of, let alone care about, and predictable "wandering off alone down a dark corridor" routine that every film had back then. oh the dirty smelly 70s unknown actor just died off screen because they don't have budget for special effects, yawn. oh the crazed robot routine that was in every piece of scifi back then, yawn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least the robo came out of nowhere ill give them that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised they didn't do the slowed down voice thing for when it breaks.
          daaaisy daaaisy

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people dont eat popcorn while watching horror movies
    Aliens is action adventure with a side of horror. It isn't "horror" unless you are some boomer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a trillion reaction videos on youtube prove you wrong
      >inb4 they're ALL faking it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't horror lmao the original is horror cinema
        proving me right citing youtube home of the plebs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          we have actual audio-visual evidence of scores of people finding aliens horrifying
          and then we have your worthless opinion.
          in other words youtubeslop > (You)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone worth a damn who knows cinema knows Aliens was an americanized action variant of Alien and Alien is superior horror, both through it's death scenes and non death scenes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              your repeating your baseless assertions without argument or evidence isnt getting you anywhere anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >without evidence
                Try watching the films anon, it's night and day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but not the way you think it is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone worth a damn knows the difference between its and it's

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but not the way you think it is

                Alien
                >letterboxed
                >high grade cinematography
                >scott makes the camera linger from the start of the movie
                >the best parts of the movie are the buildup and tension
                >great original score
                >claustrophobic
                >supporting cast includes creepy Ian Holm and assorted normal people who you would have a beer with
                >ripley undresses with bush and erect nipples

                Aliens
                >Cameron films it 1:85:1 because he isn't a big boy auteur
                >supporting cast includes marines heckin epic marines
                >reuses shots of aliens splattering like bugs because they are shot up like bugs so often
                >more Aliens + more deaths = more tension
                >turns the Alien monster into a bug hive
                >YOU HAVE T MINUS 5 MINUTES repeat ending of the original

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the best parts of the movie are the buildup and tension
                ahahaha. so you agree that it's just one shitty jumpscare after another

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s only one jumpscare and it’s insanely telegraphed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's never been another action-horror movie like aliens so how easy can it be
                alien however is just another slasher movie

                >alien
                >in space no one can hear you scream

                >aliens
                >Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.
                >Go, Vasquez. Kick ass.
                >Anytime, anywhere, man!
                >Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
                >Frick you, man!
                >Anytime, anywhere.
                >Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
                >That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the frick are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

                LEL

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s James Cameron’s worst film and he knows it. It’s why he made the marines a bunch of jobbers in the Avatar films, as a metaphorical frick you to his past fetishisation of the military

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the marines weren't jobbers in Aliens
      anon...

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    James "The General" Cameron pussy slayer vs. Ridley "Diddle My Bulbs" Scott just hiding out

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ridley Scott - 5'9"
    James Cameron - 6'2"

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is better but that's only because it's much harder to make a good horror movie than it is to make a good action movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think James Cameron could direct a horror film when he dives head first into the Marianna Trench for fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's never been another action-horror movie like aliens so how easy can it be
      alien however is just another slasher movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        terminator 2 is the same kind of action/low grade horror schtick, only it's a better sequel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          terminator 2 is a bunch of trapped people helplessly in a sticky situaton desperately trying to escape? yes except not really amirite

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator > Terminator 2
    Aliens > Alien

    James Cameron is a vastly superior director. James Cameron made Titanic and Avatar. Ridley Scott made Prometheus, The House of Gucci, Robin Hood and the 16th Alien movie. His filmography is one giant pile of shit with pieces of silver in it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prometheus stomps on Avatar and Titantic.

      Terminator > Terminator 2
      Alien >>>>>>> Aliens

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Prometheus stomps

        Lol

        Lmao even

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's how bad Avatar and Titanic are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe taste, log off

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best one would've been William Gibson's Alien 3 script. Its since been adapted to into a comic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien 3 is already the contrarians' holy grail.
      >hated by Weaver
      >hated by Scott
      >Cameron said he'd destroy it if he'll ever get his hands on the brand again
      >Fincher doesn't even consider it as a movie he made and describe it as the lowest point of his career

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Alien 3. I'll never forget seeing it at the cinema and being shocked by how relentlessly grim it is. But yeah it's easy and convenient to switch off your suspension of disbelief and render it non-canon

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien
    + Genuinely unsettling and mysterious extraterrestrial imagery
    + Some of the greatest production design and photography in movie history
    + Jerry Goldsmith
    + Famously and inarguably the greatest jump scare movie of all time
    - It's essentially a haunted house movie in space
    - Apart from Ash, Lambert and eventually Ripley the cast are largely interchangable and basically just play their jobs

    Aliens
    + The prospect of being a little girl trapped on LV-426 alone with deadly body horror creatures roaming around is one of the the most terrifying situations ever suggested by movies
    + Spends almost half the movie building up tension for an incredible payoff which doesn't let up and continues to deliver and outdo itself
    + More themes and layers than the original, including a twisted comparison of surrogate maternal instinct between species, Vietnam allegory, and meta-commentary on nuclear family living
    + Absolutely convincing, plausible and relatable vision of a futuristic military
    + James Horner
    - Lack of Giger's participation results in the creatures looking less exotic and otherworldy than the first movie

    Both are great but I'd give it to Aliens. Cameron was just firing on all cylinders.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'm an ALIEN/S agnostic. I like them both. The rest are depressing repulsive body-horror schlok.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually looked up who was responsible for Alien 3, and then made a point of not watching other films he's involved in, killing off Hicks and Newt was disrespectable, Aliens 3 could was a poor copy of Riddick with RIpley thrown in.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer 1 but I can see it, same as I prefer Terminator 1

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