It's the new Star Wars.

It's the new Star Wars.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's the NuStar Wars
    hard pass.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this an original story?
    might watch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a hodge-podge of ideas stolen from works that invariably did them better.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt mean unique exactly, just not an extended universe of an established IP

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Brazilian knock-off of all those established IPs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is The Seven Samurai.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing will ever be the new Star Wars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's absolutely nothing new in this shit at all.
      It's like the jammed every space opera/fantasy movie into a database and AI shat out Rebel Moon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that’s too bad. I’m in need of another great space opera bad

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s as mediocre as the prequels at least.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so bad it's not even surprising the pitch was rejected by nu-Lucasfilm, it's shittier than shit.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any sex appeal in this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are poor attempts to appeal to just about any fetish imaginable. Poor tho.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sofia Boutella is sweaty and shows cleavage a bit. That's about it. There is a lot of weird fetish stuff that isn't hot at all elsewhere.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars with less imagination

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a chud and I hate both. Only pajeets like sneeder.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        blody b***hoid basard Indian will frick your moter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are high on my to do list

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 minutes in and it's already better than nu wars and dune.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it though?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually somehow even worse than nu wars.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The advantage it has over NuWars is that it doesn't shit all over characters and previous films you bear any nostalgia for. Instead it just throws a bunch of stuff out that no one will ever feel nostalgia for, ever.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heckin diverse cast
    >le strong wahman of color protagonist
    >White man bad
    >CGI slop overload
    >directed by hack snyder
    >produced by goyflix
    It’s fricking awful and everyone with a triple-digit IQ knew it would be as soon as they saw the trailer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but armond white says it's kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Armond is a professional card-carrying contrarian.
        That's his defining schtick.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing like star wars at all
    This junk is a Remix of 1984 DUNE with samples Of:
    Jupiter Ascension
    Mad Max
    Star wars Cantina
    Altered Carbon
    Generic characters as frick, same shirty characters we saw already in those movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said, it's like they threw Star Wars, all the stuff you mentioned, the comic book Saga and a bunch of fantasy shit into an AI generator.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visionary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell are you not gonna mention Seven Samurai?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's so le bad

    give me the ultimate list of best scifi series and kinos for me to watch instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk moar, le homosexual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "A Trip to the Moon" (French: "Le Voyage dans la Lune") (1902) - Directed by Georges Méliès, this early silent film is a pioneering work of science fiction cinema. It tells the story of a group of astronomers who travel to the moon, featuring groundbreaking special effects for its time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping in mind that projecting images onto a screen was considered a ground-breaking effect for the time.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i turned it off after 10 minutes, what a piece of shit

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch this or Maverick tonight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maverick is pretty kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you already know

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this must be awful because there are no Sofia webms anywhere.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be making some tomorrow. Along with some webms of some shockingly bad camerawork and editing.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White man bad
    Why you frickers always do that?If wasnt for the white guy farmer,everyone would die.Same shit as Fury Road,you people call a feminist movie when the white male is the one that saved the day.
    The fact that everyone recognize that Gunnar saved then is the most surprising thing in the movie

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd be more interested if junkie xl wasn't composing the soundtrack

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a cushy job making friends with someone successful is
      just make the same soundtrack for 2 decades fro your director friend

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess you aren't referring to Zack, because Zack's career keeps regressing. I expect him to be at commercials in another year or two.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like liberal Warhammer 40k

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Henry "c**t slayer" Cavil is gonna make netfricks and gay snyder SEETHE with his 40k series. I can already tell it's gonna be fricking based.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna be libtard 'regrettable fascism' instead of 'Fascism is Awesome'

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused as to the laws on these desert planets. There's a guy stuck in indentured servitude over debts, that they have to recruit. But also five minutes earlier they just killed a bunch of guys in the other town they flew from. What's stopping this guy in a chain from just breaking free? Whose authority is enforcing his debts?

    Also I feel like I was supposed to cheer at the guy being killed by the griffin thing, but he didn't try to cheat them or anything, he made a bet and then honored his terms when he lost it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a bunch of has-been tropes shoved together by committee, no coherent reason.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know for all Snyder's talk about how supposedly massive the production was and all his talk of giant sets and blah blah, it doesn't come across in the film at all. Everywhere just feels like a greenscreen behind a little soundstage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      With him it's always about the soulless yap-yap talk (like most of your average bad business/con artists in Hollywood, the loathsome salesman type) but never about the walk.

      Sneeder frequently comes off as an insufferable person (saying the most moronic shit like "IN MY MOVIE BATMAN COULD GET RAPED IN A PRISON BECAUSE MUH GRIMDARK REALISM!" & posting PIC-RELATED to incite meaningless provocation just for the shits), an infantile in an adolescent's body, a fella that you really don't want to listen to in an interview format because of how pretentious & boring he gets with his incoherent ramblings & a complete misunderstanding of how things work in the comics & storytelling mediums.

      A lot of the actors do compliment him on being a softie, a well-mannered giant & a polite gentleman but 99% of his films paint him in a very negative light, a hack who doesn't know jack about telling a GOOD STORY but knows how to more or less navigate the visual aspects of the craft

      A true director should have a 'balls to the wall' edge to him, that kind of 'man, he's difficult to work, can be a prick with BUT FRICK CAN THIS MAN DIRECT A MOVIE!' aura - that's how shit got done back in the day, most of the finest film directors were no sissies, they went full Alpha mode & dominated what needed to be dominated even at the cost of le 'muh good reputation & le sensitive actors' (the least interesting aspect in the filmmaking realm).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zack Snyder is constantly fricking with powerful studio executives. Warner Brothers executives hate him. Some even called him a super-villain and compared him to Lex Luthor.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Balisarius just make himself king? What's the point of a regency when there is no blood heir to be Regent for?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that end
    >finally we have become rebel moon
    >o shit emperor palpatine is here

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasnt that bad, also wasnt that good

    Would have been better as a short 5-6 episode series

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the blonde farmgirl is 100% the magic princess and Sofia Boutella was in hiding keeping her there yeah?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So the blonde farmgirl is 100% the magic princess and Sofia Boutella was in hiding keeping her there yeah?

      Nobody ever mentions the blonde girl being a foreigner like Kora. So I don't see how that could be the case.

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