I genuinely feel that 1/4th of these are unironic, and another 1/4th are bots. Cinemaphile has been littered with frog pot boiling infiltrators for years
Personally, this isn't the baitpost I would've gone for in order to get all these (You)s but holy fricking shit, the results speak for themselves. I fricking kneel.
Ah, I see. Nevermind. This is no longer based. It is now cringe. I hope that pajeet spammer enjoys a steaming cup of his own diarrhea as he tries to gaslight whites into thinking we smell bad when even Black folk find pajeets disgusting.
I'm glad you people can still find some quint enjoyment out of off-color jokes like this. If my entire nation was on fire I too would try to get a laugh in every now and then. Don't worry Sven, your time has passed and we're taking over now :^)
Not really “bad”. Only “bad” if you’re used to an oversterilized environment.
You know the smell of an Indian guy who never uses deodorant?
That’s people smell. Just overpowering B.O.
We say it’s “bad” but only because we’re so used to covering it up. Pussy smells “bad” but after a few days without it undeniably has a certain allure.
False. Farms smell like cow shit 24/7
The people that live or work on the farm just get used to it and stop noticing it after a while. Same thing happens to people that live around browns and blacks
i'm still confused on just how "human" the agents were. why would they give really ANY physical qualities to the agents when the agents are self-aware, non-living programs? why would they need smell, taste, or feel anything? the only useful "senses" are sight and sound but even those are only abstractions considering it's a computer program
i get smith was beyond a normal agent and aberrant to their normal behavior and procedure but i don't get how this suddenly allows him to possess functions the other agents don't seem to have at all
Never understood this, surely a program that have elevated right access to himself could cut of some of their senses, they seems to not feel pain, does the matrix restrict them from cutting of their sense of smell ? do they even need it programmed into their shell ?
>NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO YOUR COMFY PERFECT LIFE IS FAKE YOU NEED TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD NEO IN THE SEWERS EATING SOI SLOP AND HIDING LIKE A RAT IT'S 1000% BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE FANTASY WORLD WHERE YOU HAD A REGULAR LIFE NEOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO
that's the whole point. his life wasn't comfy. it fricking sucked and he hated it and clearly knew there was something wrong. the only real problem with the matrix is that zion is like 90% Black folk when there's absolutely no way they'd be smart and aware enough of reality to be waking up in that degree. ironically the exact opposite problem in this logic of demographics is present in idiocracy
...and it also just so happens to also be denigrating whites implicitly like the matrix. hmmmmmm
>his life wasn't comfy
Yeah, he had to work in a cubicle for a few hours a day before going home, playing video games and going to concerts and eating greasy food and hacking for the rest of the night.
>playing video games and going to concerts and eating greasy food
we see nothing like this and it is not implied >he had to work in a cubicle for a few hours a day before going home
9-5 was the general time, that's 8 hours plus the time needed to commute to/from and get ready, probably closer to 10 on average being away from home
and i didn't mean fricking physically comfy either dunce. he had an existential gnawing in the back of his skull that led to him searching since his teenage years for conspiracy theories on the nature of reality itself, living in a dingy apartment alone, and falling asleep face down in his keyboard every night. life itself in the abstract and metaphysical sense was uncomfortable to him like a badly fitting set of clothing you can't take off and can't adjust
>we see nothing like this and it is not implied
Right, he went to a club, not a concert.
But the greasy food was in his apartment, and hacker culture of the 90's was infused with vidya and D&D
he only went to a club because what was essentially divine portent COMPELLED HIM to, he clearly wasn't going to go otherwise, and judging by his personality and reaction probably never did before.
you say greasy food as to imply it's a good thing, right? cause it's not. goyslop cartons laying around his apartment as scattered trash is meant to show you how disheveled and anti-material he is as literally as possible, i don't even know what to tell you there.
and hacking is not necessarily some sort of cool, fun, or comfy thing. he was only hacking out of the necessity to find morpheus and the truth anyways.
he gets SUPER POWERS. he goes BACK into the matrix whenever he wants but as a demigod, he hacks beyond hacking after taking the red pill. he's beyond the concept of food after the red pill. he experiences the most real club sensation possible in the party of zion, after the red pill. he meets the fated love of his life, after the red pill. alice has to follow the white rabbit, alice has to eat the cake. there are parallels to the 20 minutes of his shit life as a slave that we get throughout the trilogy that clearly show he made the right choice.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Greasy food is comfy to the underslept.
He was chronically underslept.
But yeah, you're right, it didn't show him eating the food, or showering, or shitting, so he must not do ANY of those things.
7 months ago
Anonymous
moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/23/health/sleep-junk-food-cravings-wellness/index.html
You just don't know how to find comfy where it is.
7 months ago
Anonymous
it clearly wasn't comfy to him, considering the state of his room, his insomnia, his repeat tardiness to work, his criminal line of business, and - you know - the fact he thought reality wasn't legitimate for over a decade by the start of the movie. i got you in a corner man... just give up, if you suck the head right i may let you live
7 months ago
Anonymous
>it clearly wasn't comfy to him
It never showed that it wasn't comfy to him in the movie.
He never complained that his food was bad.
He's got a job and working sidejobs and he has a tiny apartment, his costs are minimal, so he's living how he wants. He's just obsessed with finding Morpheus.
Is it a bot? There's only one ip being used and it's still not banned, I feel like it's just someone having a meltdown, no idea how the spam filter isn't catching this moron, the basedjak spam usually uses a few proxies atleast
>40 posters >136 replies
So is this thread just a bunch of non white people getting so pissed off at one comment that they have to reply to it again and again?
Mysterious Mr. Enter’s Covid19 Videos Compilation:
[Open]
This compliation include all 7 of Mr. Enter's privated covid19 videos from 2020/2021 as well as two recent videos reflecting on his pandemic experience and explaining why privated the videos. He does not retract any of his pandemic/lockdown related opinions, but he does deeply regret a lot of his behavior.
His initial covid19 videos did a great job at making measured and reasonable arguments against the lockdowns and the mandates. Despite how much I liked the videos, I also completely understand why he regrets them, and the two recent videos were interesting and reflective.
Below are brief descriptions of all of the videos in the compilation video. If you only have time to watch one of them, the “How the World Ended” documentary did the best job at thoroughly explaining his anti-lockdown case:
Pandemic: His thoughts on the pandemic in mid-April 2020 and the direction that society chose to take
My Lockdown Story: He talks about how the lockdowns had affected him personally.
How the World Ended: A thorough documentary in July 2020 about how badly the pandemic was mismanaged by governments, health officials, and society.
A Plague of Moral Convenience: He talks about people selling out their values for momentary convenience
The Real Life Internet Shadow: Talks about how his own consistent values have followed him.
The Wild World of Modern PSAs: In-depth critique of cartoons with shitty morals relating to environmentalism, racism, gun control, Covid19, etc.
My Covid Story: He goes into his experience catching Covid
Hi It’s Me/ Covid19 Segment of "Worst Mr. Enter Videos": He reflected on how the pandemic and society’s reaction had affected him in a deeply negative way, and explained why he took down the previous 7 videos.
Also, here is Technocracy, a great documentary Mr. Enter did on the dangers of Big Tech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=075Ywg61ipA
>Why, Mr. Anon? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get banned? Why keep shitposting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your lulz? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
ILLUSIONS MR. ANDERSON
Wasn't the Matrix film partially inspired by Indian Hinduism? Like the idea of reincarnation and stuff like that?
yeah hence the smell
Yes, the concept of the Matrix itself resembles the Indian Hindu concept of Maya.
>the world is a dream
Is not an exactly rare or strange idea within the context of mythology
Simulacra and simulation or something
And Baudrillard didn’t like Matrix at all. He got invited to help with the second and declined.
What wasn't The Matrix inspired by at this point?
everybody knows they smell bad
You're talking about brown people right? Its their nature to smell bad, even if they bathe (which they often don't due to laziness lol)
Guys guys, he's talking about Nicaraguans
I want to sniff a smelly sweaty womans ass
30 replies, and none specifically disagree with the statement itself.
Are there really so many of the triggered or is the board shitposting?
what does this post mean?
before I saw it was just one or two troony autists, I was wondering if anons were shitposting as buttblasted plebbitors
guess not lol
It's literally one dude. Look at the IP count.
Are you moronic? Look at the timestamps, all spaced ~1 minute apart.
It's literally one (1) mentally ill spammer.
man you really broke the little troony's brain with that one kek
big tough guy huh? gonna tell me I stink to my face little boy?
white people have no culture
kek @ at the smelly Black folk seething at this post
whit boy getting ratiod HARD
Holy shit somebody please make a screencap, don't include me.
sneed
me having a laugh at all the seething shitskin ITT
look at all those replies
Who's "they" you sick n*zi scum
Add me into the screenshot.
I genuinely feel that 1/4th of these are unironic, and another 1/4th are bots. Cinemaphile has been littered with frog pot boiling infiltrators for years
why be racist when you can just be racist when you can just be QUIET
Are the responses to this shitpost some kind of new israeli psyop?
this post triggered the bots or what the frick lmao. but now seriously we cant let this guy get the nuclear codes
Why is everyone replying to that post?
It's just the one poster, really.
It's mostly just the same anon commenting on his own post.
I'm actually somewhat surprised I haven't scene this phenomena before.
It's because they know.
>All the seethe because of this post
Based
Yes
Everybody knows
QUI?
shitskinbros, our response?
Am I too late to join in? I didn't see the @ in discord I was out walking my cat and didn't realise I don't have discord on my phone yet
add me in the screencap
I don't understand how this got so many replies.I though it was like a mega GET but apparently you people are moronic
It's just one moron, look at the post times for
all exactly 1 minute apart, same for the other 50+ replies to it too
they've been at it for over 3 hours now
Holy shit.. talk about When the Pajeet Began to Hate, huh?
maybe this guy sold his bot
weird timing
It's mostly one guy spamming once a minute, look at the majority of the reply times.
it's a mentally-ill spammer
I would easily murder all the seething posters in this posts with the hands tied behind my back
kys fr
wtf why is THIS what brought out all the brownoids
they know it too.
for you!
WHO
If you have to ask, you’re one of them.
It's true, we all know it, they smell bad
Personally, this isn't the baitpost I would've gone for in order to get all these (You)s but holy fricking shit, the results speak for themselves. I fricking kneel.
90% of these (you)s are made by the same schizo, maybe even more, we all know it.
Ah, I see. Nevermind. This is no longer based. It is now cringe. I hope that pajeet spammer enjoys a steaming cup of his own diarrhea as he tries to gaslight whites into thinking we smell bad when even Black folk find pajeets disgusting.
Quite likely the same schizo who wrote the post. /r/Cinemaphile was nowhere near as excited about it.
watch the counter you fricking newbie
I don't know what to say... uh Hi mom! I'm on Cinemaphile!
I'm glad you people can still find some quint enjoyment out of off-color jokes like this. If my entire nation was on fire I too would try to get a laugh in every now and then. Don't worry Sven, your time has passed and we're taking over now :^)
superpower by 2030?
where did all the replies go, was it really just one dude replying 50 times?
Janny finally woke up from his nap.
Yeah it was one guy. Second time I've seen him do this in the past few days.
I happened to me once a month ago or so, same guy I suppose.
Wait? What guy?
It really is bad. One time I stepped into a gas station store and a fat black dude was stinking it up horribly. I had to cover my nose.
Not really “bad”. Only “bad” if you’re used to an oversterilized environment.
You know the smell of an Indian guy who never uses deodorant?
That’s people smell. Just overpowering B.O.
We say it’s “bad” but only because we’re so used to covering it up. Pussy smells “bad” but after a few days without it undeniably has a certain allure.
False. Farms smell like cow shit 24/7
The people that live or work on the farm just get used to it and stop noticing it after a while. Same thing happens to people that live around browns and blacks
>hmm
>tell me, mr anderson
>what good is a phone call
>when you're... unable to sspeak
>It's just a call
>what's the most you ever lost on a phone call
The Matrix is a janny power fantasy.
Smith is a spammer who he keeps having to ban.
i always had the feeling smith was supposed to be the good guy all along
I did think it was pretty hamfisted the way Neo screams "racism outside of /b/" just before he dies.
he exists to strengthen our positive beliefs and is secretly on the good side, he sacrifices himself, for LOVE
I'm imagining the smell?
not even one anon knows what a smell could be.
we are stuck forever supposing what the smell would be like.
He's right though.
Why? What makes Africans equal to other races?
>don't 'ate Men
>just don't loik em
It really makes you wonder: how do the machines know what pussy tasted like?
i'm still confused on just how "human" the agents were. why would they give really ANY physical qualities to the agents when the agents are self-aware, non-living programs? why would they need smell, taste, or feel anything? the only useful "senses" are sight and sound but even those are only abstractions considering it's a computer program
i get smith was beyond a normal agent and aberrant to their normal behavior and procedure but i don't get how this suddenly allows him to possess functions the other agents don't seem to have at all
Same reason humans have senses. Also, giving them some human limitations probably helps control them
>This Morpheous guy fricking stinks like menthol and shit!
>Why are all Humans like this... I assume.
>be racist
>towards the race that created you
kek
Ah, sweet. A schizo thread
I FEEL SATURATED, BY IT
>Punch racists
someone's testing their new bot in this thread
>78 replies
>31 unique posters
Never understood this, surely a program that have elevated right access to himself could cut of some of their senses, they seems to not feel pain, does the matrix restrict them from cutting of their sense of smell ? do they even need it programmed into their shell ?
You could cut your nose off if you wanted, why don’t you?
>NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO YOUR COMFY PERFECT LIFE IS FAKE YOU NEED TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD NEO IN THE SEWERS EATING SOI SLOP AND HIDING LIKE A RAT IT'S 1000% BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE FANTASY WORLD WHERE YOU HAD A REGULAR LIFE NEOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO
>thinks wagecucking is better than being a super soldier and banging Carrie-Anne Moss
very gay anon
that's the whole point. his life wasn't comfy. it fricking sucked and he hated it and clearly knew there was something wrong. the only real problem with the matrix is that zion is like 90% Black folk when there's absolutely no way they'd be smart and aware enough of reality to be waking up in that degree. ironically the exact opposite problem in this logic of demographics is present in idiocracy
...and it also just so happens to also be denigrating whites implicitly like the matrix. hmmmmmm
>his life wasn't comfy
Yeah, he had to work in a cubicle for a few hours a day before going home, playing video games and going to concerts and eating greasy food and hacking for the rest of the night.
>playing video games and going to concerts and eating greasy food
we see nothing like this and it is not implied
>he had to work in a cubicle for a few hours a day before going home
9-5 was the general time, that's 8 hours plus the time needed to commute to/from and get ready, probably closer to 10 on average being away from home
and i didn't mean fricking physically comfy either dunce. he had an existential gnawing in the back of his skull that led to him searching since his teenage years for conspiracy theories on the nature of reality itself, living in a dingy apartment alone, and falling asleep face down in his keyboard every night. life itself in the abstract and metaphysical sense was uncomfortable to him like a badly fitting set of clothing you can't take off and can't adjust
>we see nothing like this and it is not implied
Right, he went to a club, not a concert.
But the greasy food was in his apartment, and hacker culture of the 90's was infused with vidya and D&D
he only went to a club because what was essentially divine portent COMPELLED HIM to, he clearly wasn't going to go otherwise, and judging by his personality and reaction probably never did before.
you say greasy food as to imply it's a good thing, right? cause it's not. goyslop cartons laying around his apartment as scattered trash is meant to show you how disheveled and anti-material he is as literally as possible, i don't even know what to tell you there.
and hacking is not necessarily some sort of cool, fun, or comfy thing. he was only hacking out of the necessity to find morpheus and the truth anyways.
he gets SUPER POWERS. he goes BACK into the matrix whenever he wants but as a demigod, he hacks beyond hacking after taking the red pill. he's beyond the concept of food after the red pill. he experiences the most real club sensation possible in the party of zion, after the red pill. he meets the fated love of his life, after the red pill. alice has to follow the white rabbit, alice has to eat the cake. there are parallels to the 20 minutes of his shit life as a slave that we get throughout the trilogy that clearly show he made the right choice.
Greasy food is comfy to the underslept.
He was chronically underslept.
But yeah, you're right, it didn't show him eating the food, or showering, or shitting, so he must not do ANY of those things.
moron
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/23/health/sleep-junk-food-cravings-wellness/index.html
You just don't know how to find comfy where it is.
it clearly wasn't comfy to him, considering the state of his room, his insomnia, his repeat tardiness to work, his criminal line of business, and - you know - the fact he thought reality wasn't legitimate for over a decade by the start of the movie. i got you in a corner man... just give up, if you suck the head right i may let you live
>it clearly wasn't comfy to him
It never showed that it wasn't comfy to him in the movie.
He never complained that his food was bad.
He's got a job and working sidejobs and he has a tiny apartment, his costs are minimal, so he's living how he wants. He's just obsessed with finding Morpheus.
I say "your" thread, because as soon as bots started posting for you, it became their thread, which, of course, is what this is all about.
Bots going apeshit ITT
Is it a bot? There's only one ip being used and it's still not banned, I feel like it's just someone having a meltdown, no idea how the spam filter isn't catching this moron, the basedjak spam usually uses a few proxies atleast
>smelling worst
Ma'am do not redeem Google play card benchod!!! I reply for an hour b***h!!!!
your hallway is chirping bro...
indians don't have smoke detectors man
100+ replies, 40 posters, thread full of spam, janny nowhere to be seen.
>40 posters
>136 replies
So is this thread just a bunch of non white people getting so pissed off at one comment that they have to reply to it again and again?
It's a single person lol, it was 36 replies 40 replies to that post ago
I am honestly impressed by the sheer insistence, assuming he isn't botting around.
Not that it makes a big difference.
He's been making spelling mistakes, not a chance in hell he's botting or using ai, he's actually just some unhinged indian LOL
White bros? What is our response to getting owned THIS hard?
We have to do something!
Holy shit Black folk mad as frick about they musty ahh.
103 (you)s and only 45 (now 46) unique IPs.
wew. Jannies clean it up.
Two ESL schizos samegay: the thread
>46 posters, 159 posts
White people don't wash their ankles.
Black guys never take off their socks and shoes
the frick is this thread
might as well post this
this post was meant to be a joke but it came true
You don't need /misc/ to be able to smell Black folk.
How does a robot smell
ok fess up, who broke the buck?
>FRICK JERRY, I SAID EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY SMELL MY CAREER IS FRICKING HANGING FROM THE TREES JERR, MY LIFE IS RUINED!
janny finally woke up
oh god
Mysterious Mr. Enter’s Covid19 Videos Compilation:
[Open]
This compliation include all 7 of Mr. Enter's privated covid19 videos from 2020/2021 as well as two recent videos reflecting on his pandemic experience and explaining why privated the videos. He does not retract any of his pandemic/lockdown related opinions, but he does deeply regret a lot of his behavior.
His initial covid19 videos did a great job at making measured and reasonable arguments against the lockdowns and the mandates. Despite how much I liked the videos, I also completely understand why he regrets them, and the two recent videos were interesting and reflective.
Below are brief descriptions of all of the videos in the compilation video. If you only have time to watch one of them, the “How the World Ended” documentary did the best job at thoroughly explaining his anti-lockdown case:
Pandemic: His thoughts on the pandemic in mid-April 2020 and the direction that society chose to take
My Lockdown Story: He talks about how the lockdowns had affected him personally.
How the World Ended: A thorough documentary in July 2020 about how badly the pandemic was mismanaged by governments, health officials, and society.
A Plague of Moral Convenience: He talks about people selling out their values for momentary convenience
The Real Life Internet Shadow: Talks about how his own consistent values have followed him.
The Wild World of Modern PSAs: In-depth critique of cartoons with shitty morals relating to environmentalism, racism, gun control, Covid19, etc.
My Covid Story: He goes into his experience catching Covid
Hi It’s Me/ Covid19 Segment of "Worst Mr. Enter Videos": He reflected on how the pandemic and society’s reaction had affected him in a deeply negative way, and explained why he took down the previous 7 videos.
Also, here is Technocracy, a great documentary Mr. Enter did on the dangers of Big Tech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=075Ywg61ipA
>thread is still up
pathetic and gay, damage was done, just wipe the slate clean
So now we can just post any screencap and dialogue from a movie and trannies will start seething?
>Why, Mr. Anon? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get banned? Why keep shitposting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your lulz? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
i love how one simply post completely mindbroke brownoids
Why didn’t he close his nose holes like he did Neo’s mouth?