It's time to apologize. People just pretend it was bad because it was the first without Tim Burton.

It's time to apologize.
People just pretend it was bad because it was the first without Tim Burton.
Two-Face and Riddler were fantastic.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody thought the movie was bad
    it was the sixth grossing film of the year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      also
      if you only count us
      it was the highest grossing film of the year.
      lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu moron. It wasn't even top 10.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cope is real
      made more money than snyder garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu moron. It wasn't even top 10.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dislike it because the subtext of batman exploring his trauma makes for a damn good batman film but they decided to make an adam west tribute with a darker story and the two do not mesh together well at all.

          i have some of those cups and they are still kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now include the soundtrack and it wins!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick snyder

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That soundtrack was stacked

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will never forget being a kid and my mom driving us down Federal Highway after having just taken us to see Batman Forever and Kiss From a Rose came on the radio. Beautiful memory.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Val Kilmers lips make me.. uncomfortable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has dick sucking lips. Not his fault and I'm sure women like it. Bad fit for Batman though.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad exactly, but it's also not very good. It nailed Robin though (good costume, good actor), which none of these new Batman movies even try to do.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit in 1995 and shit today OP. I know you were 5 when it came out but seriously grow up.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off it was dogshit

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be improved if twoface wasn't acting like the joker the whole movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      picture Two Face as one of your Dad's friend from the bar, you know the guy that he only see's at the bar never anywhere else, and it all makes sense.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By today's standards its one of the better Batman flicks. Definitely a comfy watch, but back then compared to the previous 2 films it was steaming rat turd of a movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks just like him now spilling chili on a basketball court

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We might all laugh at fat old Jack, but the man has lived a life we could only dream of.

          >absolute kino actor at the peak of American cinema, firmly secured himself among the elite tier of GOAT American movie stars
          >extremely great presence and performer
          >kino voice
          >oozing charisma
          >worked with the absolute best film makers
          >partied like an absolute madman
          >frenzied poon hound fricking every hot woman he met
          >married Angelica Houston and she put up with his constant cheating because every woman, including her, fell completely in love with him
          >that smile

          The fact he retired and decided to just let himself totally go and get fat on burgers and chili, sitting courtside at his favorite sportsball games just adds to the kino life of Nicholson.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Totally agree. He and others like Russel Crowe have nothing to prove to anyone. They've done it all, so might as well enjoy all the simple pleasures in life that they have left. They've embraced the chad weight gain.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand people like Harrison Ford. He pretends he's above acting and has a disdain for some of his most well known characters (Han Solo) but keeps turning up for the paycheck into his 80s. Surely he has enough after a lifetime of being one of Hollywood's most famous leading men.

              Clint Eastwood also. These men must have terrible home lives to want to go out there and live in a movie set when they should be enjoying everything they've built in retirement.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not terrible, but suffers from studio interference.
    Burton left the project early because the studio wanted it to sell more toys.
    Schumacher said he tried to sneak less campy stuff, but the studio edited around him, making it more schlocky than anyone involved wanted it to be.
    It has glimpses of a good film and is enjoyable enough, but isn't very cohesive.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was bad
    yes.
    >it was the first without Tim Burton
    Tim burtons were also bad. All capeshit is shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't get it, I HAVE to hate the entire genre, it's part of my personality!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was junk. Warner Bros recycled music from Demolition Man because hey, why bother making new music for a Batman film?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was made for the primary purposes for selling toys to kids. It was made after the dark and more gothic story of Batman returns got criticism from parents that it was "ToO ScArY", This is perfectly encapsulated in the character of Two-face in forever in which he is more reminiscent of a Joker knock rather than his own character with conflicting personalities

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the ice man is the best batman movie. The rest are trash.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Val Kilmers bruce wayne voice was kino

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking dogshit. I turned it off halfway through.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot sanction the buffoonery.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy Lee Jones seething at Jim Carrey for being more friendlier and nicer to people than he is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, Jim Carrey was probably an annoying frick back then too.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two-Face
    That's a no from me.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be perfectly honest I prefer this one to the catwoman/joket one.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two-Face and Riddler were fantastic.
    top b8

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrey went full moron, this was at the height of his powers when nobody had the balls to tell him to reel it in a little.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the director was fully on board with encouraging Carrey and Jones to go as hard as they could with the moronicness

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman film in which Robin debuts is called Batman 4ever
    >the 4th one is called Batman and Robin
    Confusing.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie would have improved greatly if Jones' Two-Face was serious and served as a straight man to Carrey's buffonery

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umm... actually? It's time to apologize to the real kino ludonarrative.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only good when arnie is on-screen
      otherwise absolute shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uma Thurman is entertaining as Ivy as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          only for sex appeal

          I don't understand people like Harrison Ford. He pretends he's above acting and has a disdain for some of his most well known characters (Han Solo) but keeps turning up for the paycheck into his 80s. Surely he has enough after a lifetime of being one of Hollywood's most famous leading men.

          Clint Eastwood also. These men must have terrible home lives to want to go out there and live in a movie set when they should be enjoying everything they've built in retirement.

          ford is a israelite, that's why he acts like he's a big shot when his most notable roles are campy shit. everyone else mentioned is white and either likes to work or has hit a comfy stage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ice to meet you

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the lower left.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's certainly a good movie but
    >Two-Face and Riddler were fantastic.
    No, the biggest problem is Jones and Carrey both seem to have misunderstood and think they've been cast as the Joker and also Jones got a stick up his ass and was trying to compete with Carrey on being the most zany even though Carrey was the most zany comic actor in the world at the time.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit. Riddler ruined it.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched back in February for the first time and I thought it was fun

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Bruce Wayne adopt a GROWN ASS MAN?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't adopt him. Robin before Jason Todd in the 80's was just a "ward". In forever he's just offering him a place to stay. It has some gay implications if you're 13 but lots of rich guys have friends living in their house all the time.

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think he put nipples on his batsuit? he was hellenic-pilled and knew a tragic hero needs an eromenos

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riddler was a gay like the director

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