But first you've got to take some compound V
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
So tell me anon what random power did you get? is it a good one?
I hope so if you plan to fight Homelander
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Derivation
kek RIP anon
You morph into Obama circa 2008
>anon rolls
>gets a literal cope superpower
my fricking sides
used on me for hoping i ever find a gf
>Supernatural Immune System
Well atleast i wont die with a mask on
>capeshit
plebbit
I guess he just dies? I send him into the underworld? I never even heard of that superpower.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/World_Merging
Maybe I can get Superman to come over to this world to help my ass? I'm not 100% how useful this power is.
lemme get uhhh Catherine
rollin before you eat a 3 day vacation
hope she is cute
Daaamn, renee fricked her shota brother?
lemme see
Rolling for Alex.
Rollando. Also I got an useless power against that c**t https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magical_Tears
Henry Rollins
roll
Limp Bizkit.
Sneed
>Unauthorized necromancy
There is authorized necromancy?
Yeah, when israelites do it.
Rolling fot Kimberly - basically young Kim Wexler.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Existence_Sense
Now we're talking
let's go
rollin
It’s nice to know that women occasionally get arrested for domestic violence.
ie. Tyler
Rerolling
I love how some of them match up perfectly with their crimes
Delete your fricking post b***h Catherine is mine
rapin n rollin
pnr
Rollin?
>underage drinking
who gives a shit
Raquel easily, most normal looking too
rolling
Well...
Kay GET
I want to watch Renee frick her relatives.
ill get off whoever i roll
*drum roll*
rollin
let's see
C’moooon Linda.
Rollin rollin
fight these thots with my
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Magic_Weaponry
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
lets GO
Hoping for 43 - 45, Shes definitely not as attractive as some of these jail birds not even in the top 5, But I am Curious on the "Illegal Twerk" and I want it done to me or is it on me?
wut
roll
I can fix her
>own plant
>future prospects stolen
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Infusion#Comics
Black person
PLEASE NOT A METHMAN
raquel please
Let's go b***h
who'd I get
gimme a bossy b***h rolling
roll
Huh
Hmmmm
rollllllllll
I can fix her
Rolling.
here I go
roll
Hmm
Roll
rolling for Raquel who did nothing wrong
bros... I did it... I won
god tier get
roll for blue cutie
rolling
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Candy_Combat
Time to dish out some diabeetus
Roll!
rolling for blob
Ok
Attribute Bestowal, so i can give myself anything, not too bad, also rollin
Rollin
Money
I want Tonya to insult my dick size
i hope I get a redhead and not a man/Black person
Rolling
sure, why not
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ambient_Resource_Construction
Not bad i guess, i can fire spirit potshots at him from distance before he lasers me to death
Gib something good
>rape
>incest
Nice
roll
oh god no
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Blessed_Infusion
THIS FIST OF MINE IS BURNING RED
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Heat_Absorption
More like MOGGEDlander
What the frick
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Relationship_Identification
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interbeing_Manipulation
I think I won. Now I just gotta make sure I get Maeve to love me.
cant they just like shoot him with a missile or something?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Motion_Manipulation
guess i'll go support
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Enhancement
>The user can increase the kinetic energy of anything, making them stronger, more effective, and more dangerous.
Yeah i'm thinking i'd win
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Earthquake_Generation
i'm dead
I... think I might actually have a shot?
Maybe? Traditional dragon loses to homelander. But future dragon? Gotta be some special new fangled power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soda_Transmutation
Uh...y-you wanna soda?,,,Homelander?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/MacGuffin_Manipulation
I win, gents. I can basically pull a deus ex machina out of my ass at the eleventh hour, and he can't do shit about it.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nothingness_Solidification
Do I stand any chance?
You could misprision and/or suffocate him
Can he win against a dragon?
Chip manipulation
>The user can create, shape, and manipulatechips, including their shape, amount, taste, appearance, etc.
>amount
Pretend to be a fan at some promo event, get a vip pass to meet him, offer him a chip, when he eats it you blow him up full of chips.
what the frick is the context of this
Uhhh based i guess?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Moddey_Dhoo_Physiology
its been an honor to shitpost with you gentlemen
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shield_Protrusion
>Bio-Gamma Manipulation
I'm the fricking Hulk. I think I got this, bros.
Homelander is invincible lol the hulk couldn't do shit
>Go be invincible in New Jersey
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Avatar_Negation
b***h chose the wrong day to be based wearing the stars and stripes
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Reproduction
Yeah i'm thinking i'm back
>The user of this can supernaturally procreate other entities; reproducing any common to completely unique beings with supernatural properties and powers that originated from them, having offspring brought forth by using supernatural methods or by natural reproduction with a partner.
>the actual power that Becca Butcher will use to kill Homelander
Impressive
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lumoscience
What kind of shit fricking hippy power is this?
I'm fricking dead.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Frying_Pan_Manipulation
Guess I get a job at one of Vought's shitty chain restaurants for the rest of my life, best case scenario I undercook some fish and make homelander shit himself
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ascended_Transcendent_Demon_Physiology
Stfu shill
its either this spam or the blue hawk shit all day.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rural_Manipulation
Possibly. I'm not some hippie so I'd be willing to do some Evil Dead raping tree on his ass.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Jump_Pack_Proficiency
Lot of fat shit use this has against an invincible man who can fly.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Absorption
>The user can absorb and/or steal the powers of deities, rendering them powerless and mortal, while the user becomes a god themselves
I become Homelander.
imma bout to make all of you homies EXTREMELY uncomfortable
homelander will tear his own limbs and skin from this. well done
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Modified_Clone_Physiology
Holy shit lads I got this!
I'm gonna kill him just like how he dies in the comic!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Gambling
I'll just ignore him and hit the casino, sorry bros
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vocal_Narration
>the user can warp reality by vocally narrating, as if telling a story
>as they speak, reality rewrites itself to make the events happen
>for example, they could tell a story of a hero stopping a bank robbery, and the events would play out just like that
I have a field day with this.
>I have all of Homelander's powers
>Homelander dies
>Starlight, Maeve, Stormfront, and Neuman all regain their virginity and health
>they all become my harem
>all other supes die
>no more supes
>Butcher gets to live happily ever after with a resurrected Becca
>MM gets to live life happily ever after with his wife (I kill the stepdad), daughter, and resurrected dad
>Frenchie gets to live happily ever after with Kimiko
>Ignoring Hughie
Come on anon, that's just mean.
Also what about Maeve's lesbian waifu?
Well, I'm fricking Starlight and Maeve, so both will have to forget about past lovers. Hughie forgets about Starlight and settles down with a woman who helps him overcome his insecurities.
Personally I'd just stick with Maeve. She's best girl anyway and Starlight's kind of a b***h.
Maeve has just the right amount of fricked up that triggers the protective instinct while also being clearly into topping.
Apparently I can will things into existence, so here comes the robot designed to frick Homelander’s mouth.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginative_Technomagic
I can grow wheat...
>Hypnotic Healing
Homelander can easily kill me but if the boys play it smart I could end up controlling him
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Combat
I have the power of PRIDE!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Microscopic_Exertion
This is what I got but I don’t understand it so I rerolled and got
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wu_Xing_Manipulation
>Supernatural Creativity
>The user has the ability to access and create new ideas (of inventions, artistic designs, craftsmanship, concepts, powers, etc.) that are far beyond the scope of most beings in their universe.
Guess I'd just create an anti-supe weapon.
I think I got this Anons:
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multi-Reincarnation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Possible_Existence_Manipulation
This is moronic
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Slime_Imprisonment
>Slime Imprisonment
Not much against laser beams but yea
Frick you
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inner_Beast_Element_Manipulation
Sweet
Im tired of seeing every picture of this homosexual character from this homosexual show with these homosexual red eyes
maybe you should watch it, and see what the fuss is about.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Giant_Physiology
I've got a shot.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Absorption
I think I hit the jackpot
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Physical_Godhood
Don't worry boys we got this
Frick off Amazon shill
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
OOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT I just got Goku's Kamehameha
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Divinity
seems overpowered, might get lasered though
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Air_Solidification
I'm basically a mime but I think if one of my air walls could stop his laser beams, I would have a great chance. I could just make a maze
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flawless_Clairvoyance
>Flawless Clairvoyance
I can't beat homelander, but I can beat my meat to any woman in the world
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adaptation_Immunity
>subpower of https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adaptation_Manipulation
So do I win or?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Forge_Creation
is this the most useless ability?
you can fill the entire universe with refineries crushing everything inside of it or you can trasnform everything into a forge
I will become a true American hero
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Food_Monster_Physiology
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Impossible_State_Survival
I literally have the worst, there's no competing with this, he can literally turn me into a toilet, shit in it, and I'd still live.
Don't be such a virgin anon. You actually got a good draw
He can't kill you. No matter what he does. Homelander, whose entire mental health depends on being on top, cannot do shit to kill you. If you frick with him, take whatever he dishes out, and keep fricking with him, he'll utterly lose his shit and break mentally.
What if he removes my limbs and leaves me in assless chaps within a brazilian prison?
I'd just have to play dead when my heart stops, and wait for someone to get within distance to help me out. There's a chance my brain activity might still register so that's an issue.
I could also have my ashes removed and used to animate a robot/puppet, so I guess that could work.
>Disintegration Energy Manipulation
Never saw this show by the way
I got this bros, you can all stay home while I deal with him
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chair_Proficiency
enjoy this god of cookery clip to see how things will unfold.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hair_Combat
I'm fricked, but at least the power suits me well since I keep my hair long. Guess I'll fashion myself a metalhead costume and headbang people as my signature move.
I'm in! turn up Slayer's Spirit in Black
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Drumming_Mastery
We gonna drum his ass
>quints and Class of 3000 pic
GIT EM SHAWTY GIT EM SHAWTY GIT EM SHAWTY
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Empathic_Mimicry
Anything you can do
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Cosmic_Absorption
Absolute massacre
How are you going to reach the energy capacity though? Or the right type of energy?
I guess you'd absorb homelander's laser power but the moment he hits you it's over.
the power to propel myself by farting
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Native_American_Deity
Guess im gonna eat him or turn him into a deer or some shit, either way i hella win
I guess I'm pretty much indestructible.
Didn’t save Translucent
Homelander doesnt think outside the box especially under pressure and wouldnt have the tools to do what the boys did to Translucent
>Physical Law Immunity
I'm too dumb to know what this is
it's like being a sovereign citizen but the laws you ignore are those of physics
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment
>Become the embodiment of combat
>I fight when I want to fight. I'll die when I want to die.
Yeah, this will be kino.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Filth_Manipulation
>Brap Whisperer
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chlorine_Manipulation
Does he need to breath? Pretty sure I can just replace the air in his lungs with chlorine gas and walk if so.
>cloud manipulation
I got this boys
>Dimensional Medium Manipulation
GG Scrubs.
>Skill Enhancement
God damnit stuck as support yet again
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ability_Creation
Wow that's a broken one
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tangibility_Manipulation
guess I win. Afterwards I'm gonna go steal 40 cakes and not feel the least bit bad about it.
better hope he's not smart enough to destroy the ground
why wouldn't I just make him intangible dipshit?
if you think you can touch him in time
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Combative_Evolution
>I train for 8 episodes
>Our battle is the season finale
>The greatest training montage of all time
>After defeating Homelander: I fight God
never watched it never wanted to
but i got VIBRATION MAGIC
You are being watched by the writers on the show say something nice
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Utopia_Creation
It's over Homelander. Achieve redemption. Such is your fate, as I command.
man that wiki used to have cool powers now it's 90% moronic shit
eh, it might work
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Empowerment
I'll decide if you can join the mission
This probably weakens the group honestly. Butcher would not take kindly to this.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Erasure
>"All memory of your existence will be wiped from reality. You will die, and no one will mourn."
I'm sure most of you would enjoy this
>Absorption Kiss
hahaha, that would be really weird kissing Homelander, right? haha
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Mixture
I think I win.
It's over for you, Homecuck
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Comic_Narration
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiversal_Force_Constructs
i guess i win
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hyper_Hole_Jumping
Perfect
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Censorship_Embodiment
>Homelander now has his image and brand majority owned by Tencent
Infinite high pressure projectile diarrhoea that permits flight
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chimerism
>The power to fuse genetically with other species.
Fricking hot. I'm gonna cum.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mathematics_Physiology
>The power to use the abilities of mathematical figures.
>The user with this ability either is or can mimic/transform into mathematical figures. Users' transformed form can be anatomically identical to their normal form, aside of being made of mathematical figures, in which case it contains all to organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.
.....what the absolute frick
>the power to become a fricking nerd
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pain_Inducement
Probably fricked unless it's juiced up like that one scene where Darksied hits Superman with it so hard that he immediately collapses and Darksied is impressed he's still alive after a minute or two.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Water_Boundary
Is this good?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bullet_Hell
Looks like I'll be doing some collateral damage before he kills me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Remaking
Have fun being a bug homecuck
>Source of time
HL is pretty fricked
Imdomitable Humility
>The user possesses indomitably strong humility; a noble and virtuous emotion that brings out the user's modesty and sense of selflessness, their sheer humbleness always see a low view of one's own importance and unwillingness to put oneself forward because they always think of others first, always putting narcissism and hubris to shame because they never put their self-regard first and always think of the well being of others always.
How does this help me?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Beyond-Dimensional_Physiology
Homelander bros....
Oh, I'll pound some V alright... if you know what I mean.
I mean. Easy mode right?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Positive_Energy_Manifestation
I'm fricked
What the frick are they putting in compound V these days?
Doctor Manhattan is taken
what will you name yourself?
Chad
Species Arts
Use species arts.
The power to utilize practices exclusive to one's race/species. Variation of Supernatural Arts.
Well I'm fricked since I'm hispanic and homelanders white, So not the same race, But same species, so maybe I get Half his powers? I would want Invincibilty without super strength others I'd be beaten for eternity
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Plasma_Aura
>Literally just super saiyan with beam attacks and shit
Man if you thought homelander was bad I'm about to show these morons a real Übermensch
I got a power that let's me create powers for me to use, essentially I can have infinite powers now. So whatever scenario you come up with, I have a power to circumvent it.
Also, me and homelander are now going to be bros. OP btfo.
I have a power that nullifies your powers no matter what. I also have a power that compels people to give me (you)s
Cope
you'd get lasered by homelander since we teamed up, your nullification powers don't work on him.
Also when you die, my powers come back.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Manipulation
Dunno if I'd win but it'd be one hell of a spectacle.
wtf I became a gigaBlack person
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Thievery/Absolute
pretty sure I could win easily
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
RIP in peace, Homolander.
I am a god
Prepare to be thrown into the bottom of the ocean, eternally drowning but never able to die, alone, in the frozen darkness
Determined strength I guess it helps but only if I'm near death
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wax_Magic
Well I could wax philosophical with him
Nerf me bro. Im to powerful
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Ascendancy
>excited to get superpower
>think imma btfo homolander
>literally turn into a furry
>mfw
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Deer_Deity_Physiology
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crustacean_Physiology
wow... almost as useful as the deep
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystallokinetic_Combat
Man I always get the shit powers
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Miracle_Manipulation
I fricking win, dude.
Why would I fight him? He's/ourlander/
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Masculinity_Manipulation
I don't know if this would actually be useful against Homelander or do frick all
He doesn't stand a chance.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dusk_Deity_Physiology
What the frick. I got the power of dusk. Name a gayer capeshit power
This show kinda sucks and is all over the place but this is a decent thread for once.
>combative evolution
Frick, that's gonna take a long time and will be very painful
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
soul sealing, it might just work if several of you give your lives to win some time
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Powered_Form
I guess it really depends on my form
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Keytar_Mastery
sweet
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Last_Entity_Physiology
Get wrecked homelander
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wave_Manipulation
Hmmm, could be useful if I could shut his brainwaves down from a distance.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Quantum_Power_Link
I can't tell if this makes me just absorb all his bullshit or if it is useless without existing powers.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:High_Priest
gg ez. magicbullshit btfos all
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nihilism_Embodiment
Edgy, I like it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Adaptation
>Steven Universe
Frick you!
Portal location. Yes, it's as lame as it sounds.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Warthog_Physiology
I'm fricked. He'll laser me and then eat me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aquatic_Life_Manipulation
I'll go aquaman on his ass and make him choke on octopuses for what he did to timothy
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Currency_Generation
>I turned myself into a israelite, Morty!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Imprisonment#Capabilities
hes fricked
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Time_Manipulation
>ZA WARUDO
I one-shot him
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Youth_Manipulation
>turn homelander into a baby
>get him an actual childhood
>problem solved
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Power_Weaponry
I would choose Carrot's non-magical sword from Discworld. Since it's "real", it can cut through anything fictional and cannot be stopped. He would underestimate me and just let me swing on him, not realizing what happened until he's dead.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Vampire_Physiology
So you're saying I'm some type of super vampire?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics
seems OP as frick
>can move to the 4th wall, dodging attacks
>can create weapons homelander can't even dream of
>can draw deadly traps for him
>flight
>teleportation
>immune to injuries
>if he hits me, i'll flatten and just puff myself back up
>grab a pencil and just erase him
>throw him in a pocket dimension
>etc
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic-Earth_Manipulation
easy
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aging_Breath
I might be able to oneshot the mf with this
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transformation_Ascendancy
I AM GOD NOW
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gene-Splicing
So kinda like that dude in Hellboy 2 I guess?
supply and demand mastery
im happy with this
Neato!
>Skidaddle
>Skidoodle
>Your dick is now a noodle!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shade_Lord_Physiology
Oh neat, i'm spawn now. Gonna fricking kill every single supe on planet earth
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Teleport_Dash
So basically I'm hughie
I got binding weaponry but I don't know how strong my binding materials are. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Binding_Weaponry. Homelander might just break through them.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_Sound_Manipulation
wtf
EMBER
YOU WILL REMEMBER
Is S3 flopping so badly that you have to shill this shite?
Yeah. It turned into orangeman bad the show
>Air Pirate
Pathetic. He could probably just laugh at me to death
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Air_Pirate
Boys, we definitely won't starve!
Also Japanese hookers for anyone willing!!!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Sharing
>The user can share their powers with others or vice versa to become more powerful or access a power that is otherwise not of their own. The user might also take their powers back when ever they choose to.
Ok, i'll just go for the all for one strategy and get everyone else's powers
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
It wouldn’t even be close, but it would involve the destruction of the current reality.
I think he's fricked. All I have to do is bide my time. I gain power from any act of War, Spiritual, Physical. Conceptual.
I'd be a god.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Drink_Generation
WHAT A LIFE
I can lose forever. Great.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Absorption
Based. I can just absorb his blood plasma and he'll die soon after.
honestly can't wait to see a bunch of superheroes get BTFO trying to stop homelander
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
he's now yeeted from my universe.
I got the power to turn into a fricking rooster. Pretty sure they can’t even fly, so that shouldn’t even classify as a superpower. I’d literally get zapped in a single second by Homelander. Rather just die as a human t b h senpai tbh
>Jovian Deity Physiology
Homeboner isn't Skyfather level. Time to fry this dork.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bahamut_Physiology
Frickin satanic'ish but based
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
Lmao amazing, the cherry is shattering his ego by being such a transcendent diety like being and making him a little b***h. He'd be less than an ant and that shit would frick him up.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mineral_Bestowal
>The user can grant mineral-based abilities onto others either temporary or permanently. The exact mastery over how powerful and intuitive others will be with their abilities could also depend on the user.
I'm fricked harder than Butcher's wife
I can shoot beams of space out of my eyes. I'll just look at him, trapping him in a small slice of subspace.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interbeing_Manipulation
>manipulate the past so that Homelander was never part of Voughts shit and doesn't have his powers
>Win
Easy
>Part Removal
Cool I can have his head and laser everyone with it
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Science
definitely have a chance
So if he tried to eye laser me what would happen?
>Lollipop Manipulation
What the frick is that even supposed to be?
>The user can create, shape and manipulate lollipops, such as traditional lollipops, ice pops, or medical lollipops.
How the frick is that supposed to help me at all? I guess I can eat some goddamn sweets while I die in two seconds
How are they going to get Soldierboy to kill Homelander? Why would he want to do it?
Superman that hoe
I got Reality Consumption, I think Homelander is toast...mmm toast.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Logic_Generation
The reason Homelander is such a manbaby is because secretly he's addicted to black wiener and longs to become a powerless, submissive bawd.
There, I defeated him.
I fricking won.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Natural_Order_Manipulation
>Paranoia Manipulation
neat i can accelerate his already present paranoia and make him destroy the planet
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Transcendence
I'm GOD
i guess i'm too powerful to care about homelander
Face my Fury. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Free_Action