>neopuritan Christian supremacists
Either the fricking newer generation lose the ability to communicate or the older generation have to justify all the useless shit in thier head. Drink some frick lead.
>neopuritan Christian supremacists
Either the fricking newer generation lose the ability to communicate or the older generation have to justify all the useless shit in thier head. Drink some frick lead.
He's not Satan. He doesn't have the numbers.
I'll be your guide to Hell.
And if you want to frick Loona, you are not going to get into Lust. We all know you're not cool enough to have sex.
>Why would Jesus come to me when I'm alive?
Because the world is getting so bad that He needs to take you out of it before death. If it can happen to Enoch and Elijah then it can happen to you too.
Wait a moment, so that means i did not miraculously survive that bus accident thanks to my good luck, and instead i am a ghost funposting in Cinemaphile?
Damn the two neopuritan Christian supremacists that made this cartoon were pretty talented
le forced meme face
you're gonna keep making jokes right up until one of them burns a cross on someone's lawn
You're gonna keep seething everytime people call you out for being a coomer.
>neopuritan Christian supremacists
Either the fricking newer generation lose the ability to communicate or the older generation have to justify all the useless shit in thier head. Drink some frick lead.
Honestly I’d accept it.
Why would Jesus come to me when I'm alive?
That has to be a demon in disguise.
>he thinks he's alive
Sorry anon, you died years ago and have been stuck in a part of Limbo that imitates real life.
Thank you Satan, glad to know.
He's not Satan. He doesn't have the numbers.
I'll be your guide to Hell.
And if you want to frick Loona, you are not going to get into Lust. We all know you're not cool enough to have sex.
>Why would Jesus come to me when I'm alive?
Because the world is getting so bad that He needs to take you out of it before death. If it can happen to Enoch and Elijah then it can happen to you too.
People have been saying this for a good while, a good thousand years or so in fact
Jesus has appeared to numerous people in dreams and visions over the centuries, you can look it up.
The Ninja Turtles appeared to me in a few dreams when I was a kid.
They fought the foot. I hid under a table.
God took Enoch and Elijah to Heaven before the died.
He wouldn't because he's just a prophet
Wait a moment, so that means i did not miraculously survive that bus accident thanks to my good luck, and instead i am a ghost funposting in Cinemaphile?
Forgive me for I have sinned
damn i made it in? im not complaining just suprised
No. Take me to the Void.
>neopuritan Christian supremacists
How this a bad thing?
Because it's word salad.
anon could do to eat a few salads if you know what i mean
Will I still be able to b***h about comics and cartoons on the internet?
When you're in Heaven, you won't want to.
finally
can i finish my burrito first, plz
Sorry, I promised your Sister I'd wait for her.
Eh, It's not like I got anything better going on.
The child I would remember would be the child that.....
>heaven
>Cinemaphile
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't worry anon, Jesus will forgive you for all the weird shit you've seen or done here.
Best content uploaded in months.
Frick Cory straight to Hell.