You just know the shots of them in the suits will be a 10 second dream sequence because madam web reads the future. Them in the suits is a potential future that she sees will happen if she helps them in the movie. Eveything interesting in a modern trailer either doesnt make it to the film or is just bait for the trailer itself.
Speaking of peeking under the hood, they did full 3D body scans of the girls “for the costumes,” so if those leaked, you could print your own set of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs.
>token nog with ridiculous afro >girls wearing tight suits, but may as well be wearing burkas because they're completely covered up >Sony
Dead on arrival. If you wanted this to make money, just have Sweeney and Moner wearing almost nothing while doing sweaty action scenes. One billy, easy.
>girls wearing tight suits, but may as well be wearing burkas because they're completely covered up
What a stupid post. Now you're claiming catsuits are not sexually attractive?
Not him, but half of the girls are hot. The materials of the costume aren't conducive to being sexy though. They're unflattering and don't do enough to accentuate their figures. Hollywood has a weird thing for frumping up girls who are actually pretty by putting them in really unflattering outfits. Half the appeal of female superheroes is seeing them in some tight and sexy costumes. Not like de-sexed versions.
I mean it might break even, it does only have an 80 million budget and even Morbius doubled that. 2x isn't break even or anything considering the split theaters take, but it literally cannot fail on the level of The Marvels or Wish. It can make 0 dollars and it made more money than them.
The girl on the fro is a mix of two of them. One from one issue of the Electric Company Spider-man comics where a black girl finds Spidey's suit. Then they gave her the name of a whole different character.
If I knew they were gonna be dressing sexy all movie I miiiiight just watch it.
But considering it'll probably be dumb "serious" melodrama shit I don't think I will
It'll be a terrible movie, but if it gives us Sweeny or Moner in a skin tight suit, I'll watch it.
I don't understand this. Just watch porn. Why put yourself through 1.5 hours of torture just to see girls in more clothing than a bathing suit? Won't catch me watching this.
There's your ignorance, super hero comic books is a male brand, men and women are extremely sexy, often wearing little skin, so your complaint borders on stupidity
from top to bottom:
10/10
4/10
10/10
9/10
what the frick were they thinking?
why can't they ever find a beautiful black girl for their movies? i'm sure there's plenty out there
they do this all the time
Hmmm... I wonder if they don't own the rights to the character of Valerie. The character was in a Marvel Comics book co-produced by The Electric Company and PBS using that IP.
Maybe they renamed her after the white character to avoid legal issues with PBS. Or maybe they are just creatively lazy. Sony mixes all kinds of shit up.
You realize that there are only gays producing this movie when you see these actresses not showing any skin and not having so far any ass shots of any of them, for those who don't know Spider-Man and Spider-Women are famous in comics for ass shots, I'm not surprised by people's lack of interest, they have a brand, and they don't know how to use everything it offers
Aren't they only in the suits for 5-10 minutes?
best i can do is 30 seconds
>Aren't they only in the suits for 5-10 minutes?
What are you basing this on?
I'm basing it on "I made it the frick up"
The marketing has barely showed them in their suits. I'm pretty sure they just revealed the suits a week ago. Clearly Sony is hiding something.
You just know the shots of them in the suits will be a 10 second dream sequence because madam web reads the future. Them in the suits is a potential future that she sees will happen if she helps them in the movie. Eveything interesting in a modern trailer either doesnt make it to the film or is just bait for the trailer itself.
They will be momentary visions lile dark Rey
Sony is hilariously inept. This shit is going to make Morbius look like Lawrence of Arabia.
What I wouldn't give for their emails to leak again and we coild peak under the hood.
>What I wouldn't give for their emails to leak again
You just know they're talking about Sydney's breasts as part of the marketing
Speaking of peeking under the hood, they did full 3D body scans of the girls “for the costumes,” so if those leaked, you could print your own set of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs.
To the Mone
Buy an advertisement
Moner is for...
enjoyment
BWC
Why is bottom's face so long?
>token nog with ridiculous afro
>girls wearing tight suits, but may as well be wearing burkas because they're completely covered up
>Sony
Dead on arrival. If you wanted this to make money, just have Sweeney and Moner wearing almost nothing while doing sweaty action scenes. One billy, easy.
>girls wearing tight suits, but may as well be wearing burkas because they're completely covered up
What a stupid post. Now you're claiming catsuits are not sexually attractive?
Catsuits need to be worn by sexy girls for them to be hot. Slapping them on mystery meat of the month does nothing.
Are you moronic?
yeah bro, Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Moner are real strangers to Cinemaphile
hnnnng
Not him, but half of the girls are hot. The materials of the costume aren't conducive to being sexy though. They're unflattering and don't do enough to accentuate their figures. Hollywood has a weird thing for frumping up girls who are actually pretty by putting them in really unflattering outfits. Half the appeal of female superheroes is seeing them in some tight and sexy costumes. Not like de-sexed versions.
I shot web on Sydney
I shot web on Emma
I shot web on Dakota
I shot web on Moner
>we have The Marvels at home
but that cast is more attractive than The Marvels' cast
How bad is it going to bomb? I'm thinking 20 million tops
Who knows? Mongoloids will probably see it just because it's got an evil Spider-Man. I wouldn't be surprised if it beats The Marvels
It's tracking at 25 million opening at the moment.
I mean it might break even, it does only have an 80 million budget and even Morbius doubled that. 2x isn't break even or anything considering the split theaters take, but it literally cannot fail on the level of The Marvels or Wish. It can make 0 dollars and it made more money than them.
I'll never watch this dogshit film Mr Sony shill. Go frick yourself
Good, they're tight, not padded out.
Do half of these characters even exist.
Yes
The girl on the fro is a mix of two of them. One from one issue of the Electric Company Spider-man comics where a black girl finds Spidey's suit. Then they gave her the name of a whole different character.
She is named after this white character.
and based on this character Valorie from ONE ISSUE of the Spider-man Electric Company comics.
Moner/Sweeney: The long awaited crossover
I'll shot web alright
OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINA
DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLEEEEEEEEH
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAAAAA
It's BLUBBER!
So the old one can see the future but what powers do the others have? They all just get bit by a radioactive spider?
my god, ww84 all over again...
No this one has attractive women
Gal is more attractive than anyone in this movie.
t. Abraham Chaim Usurstein
>big horse head
>anatomy of a skeleton
Haha, yeah no.
I normally like skinny israeli chicks, but Gasot is just so off putting. Half of it might ber her ugly personality.
And here I thought Morbius was a 'literally who' pull, jesus.
That's not web....
It's shoot, Ranjesh.
I like it when they say "it's webbing time" and start webbin'
Go back to youtube.
Latina > Afro > Titty blonde
The black girl is plain as hell. If she wasn't I'd say so, I'm not some lunkhead racist.
wait, this isn't CW shit? it looks like it's straight up their alley with these designs
Ella Balinska should have been the black chick
Could work, not like Balinska could make the movie any more of a bomb
we gonna see some bondage/web trap fetish boys?
This movie better be sexy otherwise there is no point hiring all these actresses
If I knew they were gonna be dressing sexy all movie I miiiiight just watch it.
But considering it'll probably be dumb "serious" melodrama shit I don't think I will
I don't understand this. Just watch porn. Why put yourself through 1.5 hours of torture just to see girls in more clothing than a bathing suit? Won't catch me watching this.
>Why put yourself through 1.5 hours of torture just to see girls in more clothing than a bathing suit?
Because I can.
You might need help. I could throw myself off a cliff, but I understand it's a bad idea.
thats not chad its the gayest most coomer shit i've ever heard you goon squad lookin' motherfricker lmao
There's your ignorance, super hero comic books is a male brand, men and women are extremely sexy, often wearing little skin, so your complaint borders on stupidity
I don't give a shit about pornstars.
from top to bottom:
10/10
4/10
10/10
9/10
what the frick were they thinking?
why can't they ever find a beautiful black girl for their movies? i'm sure there's plenty out there
they do this all the time
Moner won
why does she look so weird? looks bogged but only in this image
It'll be a terrible movie, but if it gives us Sweeny or Moner in a skin tight suit, I'll watch it.
lol you will never get this with the Sony logo at the beginning of the movies
Aren’t masks suppose to hide your identity?
If I was a bad guy I could easily put out a hit on a black girl with an Afro, a Mexican girl and a white blonde girl with downie eyes
This will be the first superhero movie I've watched in years purely for the milfy lady at the bottom
*Dr Who theme intensifies*
Won’t be watching.
Spider-Man is cool because he's a White man. Stop with this shit.
Literally looks like a porn parody.
And not even a goo one, I've seen an excellent Batsuit in a porn.
yeah but im still shooting ropes to sydney in a skin-tight outfit
They really need to up the coomer marketing if they want me to pay for this piece of shit.
that mask really makes sydney look like she has downs syndrome.
>look like
Hmmm... I wonder if they don't own the rights to the character of Valerie. The character was in a Marvel Comics book co-produced by The Electric Company and PBS using that IP.
Maybe they renamed her after the white character to avoid legal issues with PBS. Or maybe they are just creatively lazy. Sony mixes all kinds of shit up.
They kinda do, the pregnant Spider-woman in the Spider-verse movie is basically her with Jessica Drew's name.
You realize that there are only gays producing this movie when you see these actresses not showing any skin and not having so far any ass shots of any of them, for those who don't know Spider-Man and Spider-Women are famous in comics for ass shots, I'm not surprised by people's lack of interest, they have a brand, and they don't know how to use everything it offers