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>red letter midwit
no thx
YEAH IT'S A DIRTY BLACK SUMMER
OOH!
Danzig 3 is a fantastic album.
for me, it's Lady Lucifera
>only 49 minutes
I don't do influencers, sorry
Glenn Danzig is a more interesting musician than Rob Zombie. Mother is a better song than anything Rob Zombie put out, who's often way too refined for the supposed angsty metal he's supposed to be putting out. A little too clean, a little too pop, a little too calculated.
>making food
>check youtube for something to watch while eating
>see new botw
based
> based
If only they would be
Enjoy your meal, anon
It sounds like they literally ran out of music and they didn't have enough to do music score, and foley sound effects. Everything is literally just what was recorded on set.
Why is Rich holding a star trek toy the whole episode?
It's his emotional support Enterprise.
Reference to the Star Trek trivia videos would be my guess
It's his punishment for losing Star Trek Trivia
>BotW
you still watch RLM?
ITS UP
>apoogize
I didn't know George was Indian
>it's a Tim episode
Prefer him over the Home Alone homosexual any day
You may know Glenn Danzig for his music. Or perhaps you know him as the guy who got punched out. Or maybe you know him from his viral kitty litter photo. But what you may not know is that Glenn Danzig is also a "'''''''''filmmaker'''''''''' who's previous movie was called Verotika. We reviewed Verotika on Half in the Bag a few years ago and now he's back, baby! His latest movie is called Death Rider in the House of Vampires. It's a vampire western. And the main character is literally named "Death Rider" because Glenn Danzig is a very serious filmmaker. Come with us on this autopsy of a once promising good-bad filmmaker who has now made one of the most boring movies of all time. If Glenn Danzig is going to waste our day, then we're going to waste yours! Enjoy, suckers!!
I respect Mike's rambling dementia description box textwalls but I never have the patience to read them
i just want more star trek quiz show
Why is this 45 year old little boy afarid to go to the barber?
Baldcel seething
kek bet you went bald at 19
my friend did. he had the friar tuck cut at 19
my barber started charging twice as much so i've started going half as often
based
It's like $35 dollars at Supercuts. F barbers
He's so pretty bros...
he looks like a fricking homeless man you queer
He's a midget
Jay is aging like fine wine
living in wisconsin, i'd be glad for every strand of hair to help me protect myself from the freezing thundra
Is that why he hasn't bothered to lose the lockdown weight? For the extra warmth?
*Farts in the thread*
Aright, time to enjoy some RLM with my friends on Cinemaphile.
*takes a whiff*
*Hogs a sniff*
Yes. This is the stuff.
*Farts another time*
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmm. King Assripper would be proud.
MOTHER
>tim episode
no thanks
this episode is boring as frick, turned it off before 10 minutes
I think it's the most entertaining one they've done in a while
They're spending all this time talking about the lack of audio yeah I get it move on
The sad part is you're right.
You literally say that about every episode. Red Letter Media could put out a video that is just Mike Stoklasa farting for thirty minutes and you would call it the most entertaining video.
>49 minutes
they stopped caring
zzzzz
There has literally been at least one thread per RLM upload since 2011. Before that people talked about plinkett. And still, in 2024, wannabe "le oldgays" try to act offended. It's actual insanity.
Did A.I. write this?
This "rebuttal" was actual bottom of the barrel shit. You really can't do better than that?
>all that interracial porn the blonde did
Is Glenn Danzig a cuck?
He's coombrained
imagine the makers of Space Cop making fun of anyone elses work
That's the joke
imagine the maker of nothing (you) making fun of anyone elses work
I watch their vids at 2.5 speed bare minimum.
Am I the only one getting really fricking irritated at the endless Star Trek wankery? They’ve really ramped it up in the last year or two, and it’s getting on my nerves. They acknowledge that it’s bad, but they can’t stop sucking it off for some reason. I was a Star Wars obsessive in the 90s/00s, but I’ve managed to accept that it’s a dead property, and move on with my life. These homosexuals are still acting like it’s 1991.
Mike will never give on on Trek. It's his favorite thing. His youtube persona was built on star trek movie reviews, later star wars, and that's never going to change.
He managed to keep it in check for years though. He constantly injects homosexual Star Trek trivia into unrelated conversation. If he loves it so much, he needs to make a separate containment channel for his spergery, because that shit is grating to anyone who’s not a fan. It’s like if I spent all day finding ways to inject Godzilla into literally every discussion.
You realize that the first thing to get somewhat popular on their channel was a series of Star Trek reviews right?
That's not Mike hands
WHAT IN THE FRICK?
29:43
Ghost sighting
Jessi’s back but she demands to be edited out of every video
This must be the most boring RLM video ever.
Can't believe I switched watching Fitzcarraldo to this.
They’ve been phoning it in for a while now. It’s clearly just a job at this point. I stopped regularly watching their new shit after they softballed Kenobi.
>Kim Director
holy booba
She has beautiful eyes
The film obviously had some kind of problem where they ran out of money and couldn't do proper foley or sound mixing. They're acting like it's some conscious decision. It also looks like it was shot on iPhones.
>and now here's my edit of this scene
>*voice acts*
>someone put rich on a fight!
how hard are they shilling themselves jesus christ they seriously spent 5 out of the 49 minutes of this episode on how Jay would edit a scene lmao
>please hire us!
Yeah, Jay wants to do editing and sound mixing, Mike wants to write/direct.
they should've put actual effort into space cop then
Screenplay and evans acting is what doomed that movie. Everything else was fine. They could have made a few movies and eventually mike could have been director for hire on a shitty nutrek venture.
They should have actually gotten involved in that stuff instead of wasting their loves on a cruddy movie review show
shame neither have the talent to do either
Oh hey something that's not trivia or mike's old person obsession
meh
I'm excited to watch more Glennkino now. They're probably right about him being deaf.
I feel that this episode will be taken down for being mean to a porn actress.
If you actually watch it, you missed the point. Danzig just wanted an excuse to hang out with his friends, and do coke with pornstars.
Danzig is the better musician.
Rob Zombie is the better film maker. Rob Zombie just sucks at writing.
Rob Zombie never made a good movie
Devil's rejects and lords of salem were ok.
no
name of the semen demon?
Glenn Danzig
There's a joke in there somewhere about her working with Danzig so the porn titles don't sound that embarrassing
I kinda wanna see Jay's edit of the whole movie now.
Who fell off worse? Nostalgia Critic post change the channel or RLM post Covid?
RLM had the bigger fall.
22 minutes before they even address the plot
you'll live
They've just completely run out of things to say haven't they?
could ask the same about you, RLMschizo
It's could "SAY the same about you," you illiterate piece of inbred frick.
no, a question was asked. bit angry tonight?
>Jay's edit is better but they never address the fact that if the movie was edited properly, the run time would have been below what can pass for a feature length, and this is probably why the film is edited the way it is
I thought the edit with the porn titles was a joke, but nope.