These are always their worst videos >yea it was pretty good >it's well made, if you're looking for something to watch I guess I'll recommend it >well I didn't hate it but I guess I liked it a little bit less than you
Streaming killed the entire premise of HitB. Now it doesn't matter that a movie is good enough to spend ticket price at the theatre so it's just whatever.
>Now it doesn't matter that a movie is good enough to spend ticket price at the theatre
You conveniently didn't name a single movie that would be worth paying to see in a theater recently
he liked jurassic world
he has no problem with people liking less than good movies
the fact people like TPM doesn't mean it's a good movie and most of his crits are still valid despite zoomers trying to tear him down
Nobody watched that because nobody watched RoSW
Weak course-correction doesn't work after a frick up like TLJ, and it still reeks of them covering for Toddler Johnson.
i know you are moronic but surely you can understand why people wouldn't like a movie where the guy in it has just dont shitty stuff in real life. Yes there is seperating the art from the artist but there is also a thing called reality
Jay is the one person i believe really doesn't give a frick about anything political and zones all of that out. Like when he was talking about chucky and Mike got all giddy when he thought a trump-like president was brutally murdered and jay just brought it back to how it didnt need to be political its just a silly horror
>Mike got all giddy when he thought a trump-like president
There was literally nothing giddy about him asking. He was just asking. You know you don't have to invent things to complain about right?
I know the alien romulus trailer wasn't that hype but it's not even on their radar?
They didn't even check out saltburn
Its all wypeepol movies abo0ut the lower middle class
>another HitB where they review TV shows and a bunch of random indie flicks that no one has ever heard of
What did we ever do to them that they have so much contempt for us?
Aside from mocking their fans over them skipping ANOTHER big title that people wanted a review for, I would much rather hear them tear into slop than hear about some more obscure garbage Mike found on Vudu
>this is the trash they watch in their free time
Reminder that neither of them has seen Raging Bull and Jay didn't see a Sergio Leone movie until last year.
>no Fall Guy >no Planet of the Apes >no Dune (again) >no Madame Web >no Argylle
I don't know why some of you can't acknowledge that they no longer review movies people care about. They've said as much themselves. We used to get a new HitB about whatever big movie had just dropped in theaters every two weeks or so. 7-8 years ago they never would've passed up the chance to shit all over Madame Web
>reboot >reboot sequel >sequel >capeshit >literally what
It seems odd how pretentious they are about slop when it’s all they watch in their personal time. Why would they be so dead set on not supporting the industry? Frick they reviewed late night with the devil AFTER it had left theaters, what’s the point of that? That movie would’ve benefited from the small bump their audience could’ve given it
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>they reviewed late night with the devil AFTER it had left theaters, what’s the point of that?
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they got famous for reviewing a movie over a decade after it originally came out.
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Yes anon we all have seen the plinket reviews, but they’re all out of treks and wars to do it with. Why not try to help out smaller theatrical releases? It probably wouldn’t be to hard for them to just make a deal with a local theater to just burn one day a week watching some new releases to review, it’s not like the half in the bag discussions are hard to shoot
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or they can just do whatever they want like they always have
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And they can’t hide how board they are with even that anymore
none of these shitty indie movies they try to hype up ever look good and their opinions on them are always just the most bland "yeaahh well uhhh it was uhhh pretty good man"
Watching it now and Night Swim definitely looked like shit, but I guess im glad I passed on Imaginary. Just more slow burn trash. I really do want to watch Humanoids of the Deep at least
they will run their mouths 24/7 so long as the viewership is high enough to keep ad revenue alive. It's a mindless job, just be a yapper and never acknowledge the camera -- its a model designed to basically ignore the viewer/listener.
Buy an ad, Shill.
>if you talk about anything tv or film related on the tv and film board, you're a shill
>NNNNOOOOOO I MUST SHILL FOR MY WOKE ANTI-WHITE NEPOBABY-SHILLS!!!!
seek help, schizo
It's easier this way, suck it homosexual
You would think with the 60K from Patreon they would.
Why would we when we can do it for free?
i was waiting for this thread, just too lazy to post myself
The prequels are trash and always will be. You have garbage taste.
I love my friends
These are always their worst videos
>yea it was pretty good
>it's well made, if you're looking for something to watch I guess I'll recommend it
>well I didn't hate it but I guess I liked it a little bit less than you
Streaming killed the entire premise of HitB. Now it doesn't matter that a movie is good enough to spend ticket price at the theatre so it's just whatever.
>Now it doesn't matter that a movie is good enough to spend ticket price at the theatre
You conveniently didn't name a single movie that would be worth paying to see in a theater recently
????? I'm not defending the movie industry
>hace 14 minutos
Llegas tarde, Jay.
How does Mike Stoklasa feel that people saw and liked Episode 1 again? Do you think he will kill himself?
why would he care?
I’m surprised he hasn’t made another Plinkett video to cry about it.
>people
>How does Mike Stoklasa feel that people saw and liked Episode 1 again? Do you think he will kill himself?
We can only hope so.
He had another heart attack according to their patreon and people were really worried but he pulled through thankfully
he liked jurassic world
he has no problem with people liking less than good movies
the fact people like TPM doesn't mean it's a good movie and most of his crits are still valid despite zoomers trying to tear him down
He's clenching his fist in his pocket
He literally praised a movie where the guy had 6 months to live and barely cares. He's basically telling you that's how he wants to go out
My dude your 29 threads a day on Cinemaphile aren't representative of public opinion
Does Mike go on a long tangent how he would direct the movie/show again? I can’t stand when he does that.
Yes, not the movie but a sequel
same, even worse when he goes off on a bit - feels so forced lately
I only watch Critical Drinker and Mauler. They actually know what they are talking about when it comes to movies.
>Critical Drinker and Mauler
>know what they are talking about
KEK
>I don't watch e-celeb I just watch other e-celeb
You're a massive homosexual just like OP. Are you related?
If this is bait, it's 10/10.
not even close
>Still no mention of DUNC 2
Into the trash it goes
Why didn't they ever review that Batman movie?
no one watched it
Not enough homosexuals for Mike.
They were lazy and then let it become a meme
it's not cheesy shlock and it's not obscure horror
Neither was Thor Love and Thunder or Ant-Man Quantamania and Mike Stoklasa unironically loved and shilled both those movies.
people actually saw those
And people saw The Batman. It made 700M dollars.
If you actually did your research then you would know.
Mike has literally never talked about Quantamania
all dumb shlock
>Plinket's vcr is actually getting repaired
They are getting ready to retire for good 🙁
Rich probably has a bright future ahead of him
Reminder that Mike Stoklasa is a pedophile that called an underage girl a smoking hot Latina.
He belongs in jail.
I read that in Mr. Plinkett's voice.
Remember when Red Letter Media use to be good? Before they sold out to Disney.
How much did Disney pay them to say you have to be moronic to enjoy Rise of Skywalker?
Nobody watched that because nobody watched RoSW
Weak course-correction doesn't work after a frick up like TLJ, and it still reeks of them covering for Toddler Johnson.
You say 'it's up" as if anyone was anticipating this crap.
>no sticky
It's a lazy episode
>sticky for his crap
What is wrong with you RLMtrannies? You think this shit is sticky worthy?
Mike Stoklasa supports Israel.
>KILL ALL PALESTINIAN CHILDREN
>I must shill for Israel to defend my Nepo Babies!
Mike is so pathetic
Why is Mike so obsessed with Vudu, the Walmart streaming app?
Because he likes watching crap. He said exactly that in the video.
Because Mike has awful taste in movies.
Is it true that Mike Stoklasa tore down the Free Palestine signs from his neighbors yards?
He has to support jays people.
that definitely felt weird when jay was saying he was "surprised" people are hating on the new seinfeld movie
pretending like he doesn't know seinfeld is a zionist and that's the reason why people hate him lmao
But his personal views aren't reflected in the movie. It has nothing to do with the actual movie.
this doesn't matter in the year 2024
also seinfeld has been complaining about "wokeness"
i know you are moronic but surely you can understand why people wouldn't like a movie where the guy in it has just dont shitty stuff in real life. Yes there is seperating the art from the artist but there is also a thing called reality
Jay is the one person i believe really doesn't give a frick about anything political and zones all of that out. Like when he was talking about chucky and Mike got all giddy when he thought a trump-like president was brutally murdered and jay just brought it back to how it didnt need to be political its just a silly horror
>Mike got all giddy when he thought a trump-like president
There was literally nothing giddy about him asking. He was just asking. You know you don't have to invent things to complain about right?
We need a eceleb board.
Ask for it on the irc if you care so much
Can’t happen because it would turn into Kiwi farms 2.0 and lead to cyber harassment.
>It is another Mike and Jay shill for boring goyslop on streaming services
Yawn.
I know the alien romulus trailer wasn't that hype but it's not even on their radar?
They didn't even check out saltburn
Its all wypeepol movies abo0ut the lower middle class
>Mike pulls out the paper again
i miss the skits
this episode literally opens with a skit
the whole show should be skits
>Mike literally recommends a movie because he looks like the main character
>he looks like the main character
Mike wishes.
>Mike looks like David Krumholtz who is half Polish israelite and half Hungarian israelite
Hmmmmmmmm
i miss the skits
>another HitB where they review TV shows and a bunch of random indie flicks that no one has ever heard of
What did we ever do to them that they have so much contempt for us?
It wasn’t us. It was reddit
>no one has ever heard of
The only stuff people have heard of is slop that isn't worth mentioning.
Aside from mocking their fans over them skipping ANOTHER big title that people wanted a review for, I would much rather hear them tear into slop than hear about some more obscure garbage Mike found on Vudu
Sequel 6, Reboot 3, Gay Buttsex Oscarbait 2, and Remember the Holocaust? 12 do not need to ever be mentioned.
Their "reviews" are trash anyways. They just say "i loved this scene" "really? I hated it" "well i didnt love it, but it was good"
>us
i don't care about mainstream slop except to laugh at it but they've pointed out some kino i would never have heard of and i'm older than mike
Begone, marketer!
Do you think they are getting paid not to review remotely popular movies?
>just talks about movies no one's ever seen or heard of
what is even the point anymore
>this is the trash they watch in their free time
Reminder that neither of them has seen Raging Bull and Jay didn't see a Sergio Leone movie until last year.
ok
What should they have watched? The Fall Guy?
>no Fall Guy
>no Planet of the Apes
>no Dune (again)
>no Madame Web
>no Argylle
I don't know why some of you can't acknowledge that they no longer review movies people care about. They've said as much themselves. We used to get a new HitB about whatever big movie had just dropped in theaters every two weeks or so. 7-8 years ago they never would've passed up the chance to shit all over Madame Web
>reboot
>reboot sequel
>sequel
>capeshit
>literally what
Black person reboots and capeshit are not a new phenomenon. They just got fat and lazy and decided to go on a crusade against movie theaters
It seems odd how pretentious they are about slop when it’s all they watch in their personal time. Why would they be so dead set on not supporting the industry? Frick they reviewed late night with the devil AFTER it had left theaters, what’s the point of that? That movie would’ve benefited from the small bump their audience could’ve given it
>they reviewed late night with the devil AFTER it had left theaters, what’s the point of that?
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they got famous for reviewing a movie over a decade after it originally came out.
Yes anon we all have seen the plinket reviews, but they’re all out of treks and wars to do it with. Why not try to help out smaller theatrical releases? It probably wouldn’t be to hard for them to just make a deal with a local theater to just burn one day a week watching some new releases to review, it’s not like the half in the bag discussions are hard to shoot
or they can just do whatever they want like they always have
And they can’t hide how board they are with even that anymore
>board
I accept the concession.
>movies people care about
What does your list have to do with movies people care about?
I only watch deepfocuslens. These other utube art critics are midwits.
>mike has peawiener
KWAB
I now remember why I unsubscribed and it's because when they reviewed Barbarian they call Trevor Moore "just another WKUK guy"
so you unsubbed because of something you just made up that they didn't actually say huh?
If it helps I don't even know who that is
Why is Mike talking about himself so much ITT?
none of these shitty indie movies they try to hype up ever look good and their opinions on them are always just the most bland "yeaahh well uhhh it was uhhh pretty good man"
Their opinions are so shit I'm astounded they have an audience on Cinemaphile
>this post is advertising or begging
Mods, obliterate him.
Why do they only talk about shitty or low budget movies?
I always like their catch up videos. It's like 3 or 4 mini half in the bags.
All these movies look bad. It reeks of insecurity they won’t give their opinion on anything anyone actually cares about.
>insecurity is when an internet personality doesn't talk about what I personally want them to
>start their career tearing in to blockbusters
>end it rambling about chucky tv show
If it’s not insecurity it’s pure apathy
>waahhhh why don't they do the exact same thing over and over forever?
Because it's worked out so well for the Nostalgia Critic and AVGN right?
This is slop reviews of streaming sloptent. It’s indefensible and you are embarrassing yourself!
Naw I'm good
God they watch trash
>may 17
>mid-year
Its 15 days before the 6th month (half way tk 12)
>never watch the same movies
Mike and Jay truly aren't friends anymore.
>YouTube Notifications, now on Cinemaphile!
Frick off shill.
Should have just done a Roger Corman retrospective. Should have filmed like 3 episodes of it and made it an event.
Could be something in the works - the guy's only been dead for like a week.
>jay said Pig was his favorite movie of the last decade
Agree and litterally me pilled. Pig is the most soullful movies ive seen in years
Jay has very recently started looking like his actual age. So fricking old.
of course he does these dudes are like almost 50
Jay should not be allowed to age tbqh
Why are these specific youtubers allowed here while no one else is?
I see other youtubers all the time here. Even that angry video game one and he's not even a movie guy.
Watching it now and Night Swim definitely looked like shit, but I guess im glad I passed on Imaginary. Just more slow burn trash. I really do want to watch Humanoids of the Deep at least
I remember not watching Night Swim because there was a BMWF couple in the trailer.
You can really feel the tension between them in this episode. Ever since that fateful night in 2019 things haven't been the same.
It's hard to look at your friend the same way after he's killed a hooker and showed absolutely no remorse for it.
>watch a great indy movie that they love
>don't review it
>the movie flops
>review slopbusters 7 instead
>complain about indy movie flopping
lul
Why didn't Jay comment on the uncomfortable underage homosexualism in Chucky?
Cause Jay is gay or asexual
So, Jay, what did you think of
>mike pulls the corners of his eyes back
SHOGUN!
>The Wizard confirmed for appearing in the next BOTW
Joshkino incoming.
>Awkward and insufferable fatso that nobody likes
He's just like me frfr
podcasts are so fricking dumb
they will run their mouths 24/7 so long as the viewership is high enough to keep ad revenue alive. It's a mindless job, just be a yapper and never acknowledge the camera -- its a model designed to basically ignore the viewer/listener.
When did you stop watching RLM?