First time watching this gay you all shill so hard.
It's literally the most mediocre review possible. And why does he keep doing that rising intonation shit where he ends a sentence in a growl? it sounds fricking moronic.
>fart poop puke clips >slowed down clips of people laughing >"THE MESSAGE" >anyway that's all I've got for you today
There you don't need to watch it now
>only ever watches mainstream franchise blockbusters >actively avoids talking about good films because those videos get like 1/4 of the views of the ones where he spends 20 minutes complaining about television shows for children
>man has accent that is not American >Americans: poggers his opinion is so good and sounds so factual and professional
Why are white, circumsized Amerifats like this?
I'm watching this and he spends more time setting up very weak punchlines to 'jokes' than actually talking about the fricking film. There's like two minutes of preamble in a 10 minute video. He's been hyping up this "review" for several weeks and it's still just the same reaction videos and memes on repeat. Literally STOCKFARTSOUND.MP3 tier humor with no commentary of any substance.
What's Drinker's deal? He always uses rhetoric like "so we here we are" and "our disappointment is immeasurable" instead of voicing his own opinions. In fact, he talks more in the second-person ("you would be right to think...") instead of being a CRITIC. Once I noticed this his videos started to feel really weird.
In fact, the ONLY time he explicitly states his feelings about the film is six minutes in when he blatantly says: "I didn't feel like this movie was pushing a particular agenda or preaching to me about social or political issues." Huh? Why choose to invoke yourself only then, dude? Maybe I'm looking too much into this...
>the message >liberal politics bad >what?! You think I'm against liberal policies?! >well I'll have you know I actually agree with 99% of other westerners about literally everything!
Such a brave man, taking on globohomosexual with his youtube channel that has ads on it. That's how you know someone is a real Thinker(with a capital T!), they are allowed to advertise, and collect donations from the public.
Okay I managed 4 out of 10 minutes and didn't feel like I got any more value than the plot synopsis of a wikipedia article.
This content is so fricking dry. Just explaining the plot + meme reaction gifs count as criticisms to him.
since it's not a 2 hour rant I accept your shilling
>le drunken funi man with weird accent XD
Who watches this?
Men that want to feel validation, usually. His content is really good for making you feel better about not being lockstep with woke culture.
First time watching this gay you all shill so hard.
It's literally the most mediocre review possible. And why does he keep doing that rising intonation shit where he ends a sentence in a growl? it sounds fricking moronic.
Everyone needs a gimmick
It sounds stupid as hell and I can't listen to this shit anymore. Speak fricking normally.
>fart poop puke clips
>slowed down clips of people laughing
>"THE MESSAGE"
>anyway that's all I've got for you today
There you don't need to watch it now
What about the lady saying "shite"? That is the only reason I watch him.
Anyone else here because they can't stop hearing about Amazon's AMK69X and finally gave in to the curiosity?
No thanks, I'll wait for the 'mode.
>fart jokes
>poop jokes
>that consume product clip
He is more formulaic than the slop he criticizes.
I can't help but wonder if this guy is a fricking fed or is just banking on no one noticing his grift.
I will NOT listen to more Brie slander by a seething virgin. Hard skip.
grifterbros we eating good tonight
>this dude turned into the very thing he hates
>ahahaha am just pretending same complaining
>the absolute state of criticism
he sounds like he's doing a bad impression of Chills while stepping on tacks with his bare feet
>only ever watches mainstream franchise blockbusters
>actively avoids talking about good films because those videos get like 1/4 of the views of the ones where he spends 20 minutes complaining about television shows for children
>he actually liked the three mcs acting
its unnironically over
>man has accent that is not American
>Americans: poggers his opinion is so good and sounds so factual and professional
Why are white, circumsized Amerifats like this?
It all makes sense when you remember that Americans voted for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slm5bvO-_5I
"THE MESSAGE"
He was also on Russell Brand's show. Grifters like to stick together
I'm watching this and he spends more time setting up very weak punchlines to 'jokes' than actually talking about the fricking film. There's like two minutes of preamble in a 10 minute video. He's been hyping up this "review" for several weeks and it's still just the same reaction videos and memes on repeat. Literally STOCKFARTSOUND.MP3 tier humor with no commentary of any substance.
What's Drinker's deal? He always uses rhetoric like "so we here we are" and "our disappointment is immeasurable" instead of voicing his own opinions. In fact, he talks more in the second-person ("you would be right to think...") instead of being a CRITIC. Once I noticed this his videos started to feel really weird.
In fact, the ONLY time he explicitly states his feelings about the film is six minutes in when he blatantly says: "I didn't feel like this movie was pushing a particular agenda or preaching to me about social or political issues." Huh? Why choose to invoke yourself only then, dude? Maybe I'm looking too much into this...
tbh there’s not much to talk about. I saw it last night and it barely had a story
as mundane a career 'professional film critic' must be, perhaps he isn't one and it's just some lad posting videos on youtube?
I don't like anti-intellectualism propagating even if it's fun to shit on movies everyone knows were going to be horrible.
>watching criticslop
at least dogfricker can come up with jokes that don't rely on fart sounds
>the message
>liberal politics bad
>what?! You think I'm against liberal policies?!
>well I'll have you know I actually agree with 99% of other westerners about literally everything!
Such a brave man, taking on globohomosexual with his youtube channel that has ads on it. That's how you know someone is a real Thinker(with a capital T!), they are allowed to advertise, and collect donations from the public.
Does anyone actually like modern superhero films?
i liked the X-Men where they went into the past and it was the old X-Men versus the new X-Men
bit of a surprise it was decent
>le critical incel
Ah yes, many such cases
Okay I managed 4 out of 10 minutes and didn't feel like I got any more value than the plot synopsis of a wikipedia article.
This content is so fricking dry. Just explaining the plot + meme reaction gifs count as criticisms to him.
>ITT
Make no mistake, the movie is dogshit. But so is his video. Both can be true.
Kwab