Why is it that surprising. Just do the christgay/boomergay route where you get married to the first person who takes a little bit of interest in you because you're afraid of dying alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There is no woman on this planet that is lonely or desperate enough to marry Movie Blob. I simply cannot believe it.
That's an average amount of children for an average couple, I'd say? The main reason woman are pregnant so little and "work" so long is that there isn't much density to it(their brain). I wouldn't WANT to produce eight children within a woman's childbearing timeframe, but I could easily.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is there any doubt whatsoever at this point that the Twenty-FRICKING-Nineteen, McDonalds, and Trump stealing Halloween tweets are the holy trinity of Bob's insane tweets?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have you read his book? It reads like a shell shocked war vet recounting his experiences in the hell of battle but he was only playing super Mario 3.
He makes 3k and averages <30,000 views on YouTube a month now. That isn’t jackshit in Boston where he lives and it also doesn’t give him insurance. If he isn’t poor he isn’t far from poor, unless he managed to save a nest egg from when he was more popular about 10 years ago, which I can believe.
I legitimately don’t think he has a real fanbase left. I’m sure a few hundred stunted weirdos are still following him, but the only people that really talk about him are his trolls and his videos can’t even be said to bleed views anymore. No one is watching. His views are now sub 30k on average after months of being up. For someone with 10+ years in the game that is atrocious.
Is this all the result of his inability to stop political sperging?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's because he's a hack. He admitted to giving Man of Steel a positive review even though it wasn't good because he wanted to encourage studios to make more superhero movies. I have only ever heard him say one insightful thing, and it was the reason that Shape of Water would beat Get Out for best picture
Anyone employed for 8+ hours a day making a wage is doing better than Bob because their employer should be paying for their insurance and they have liability protection meaning as they age the likelihood of retirement through an injury settlement or some kind of care package goes up, there’s all sorts of safety nets Bob doesn’t have. You could be making 36k a year for some podunk county job and you’re better off than Bob in like a hundred different ways. The guy is hanging by a thread even if he is making a decent living.
> Make more than that > Doing something actually useful > Don't have to watch children's shows > Don't even have a Twitter to debase myself on > Also I'm like a third his weight
Bioscientist, spend all day ID-ing weird plant hormones to find new cancer cures and/or rat poisons
One day, one day I'll find the protein that redirects stomach fat to the breasts, and then we'll all have big tiddy gfs I tell you
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm promoting you to Secretary of Health and Human Services when you do that anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've never been more invested in a scientist's success in my life, god bless you
I think he's just trying to make ends meet and avoid getting a real job.
How does this dude wake up and look at himself in the mirror every morning? How is anyone still paying him to write movie reviews?
I think Mike Stoklasa based his character in Nerd Crew partially off of him. At least for that one episode where the show ends and he has to take a telemarketer job and he realizes how much he hates doing actual work. I could never see MovieBob doing an actual job, he would probably kill himself
>Bob earning 750k a year
Is this Bob himself I am replying to? Because Bob does like telling tall tales like how he used to ruff up Harvard students in bars, is a master of guns and a marksman, and can bench 300lbs
He doesn't get paid to be a movie critic. He got fired from the escapist and I doubt they paid him a lot in the first place. That was just spring board to get him on RT. Most of his earnings come from patreon where he makes more than enough to live the bachelor lifestyle.
>Most of his earnings come from patreon where he makes more than enough to live the bachelor lifestyle
I see very talented people on youtube that sadly make a couple hundred dollars at most on patreon. Who the frick is donating to his patreon? There can't be that many people who are willing to pay just because they get a kick out of his laughable takes.
>Who the frick is donating to his patreon?
I've long since stopped asking that question. I think Jim Sterling makes double what he does, and that frick has been repeating the exact same takes for 10 years now
I think I saw screenshots of his avid fans ones and they were basically mini-Bobs. So their fanbased are comprised of kindred spirits. Bob easily could have been so much more on the YouTube scene were it not for his dipshit politics and twisted psychopathic rants. He has made good videos in the past like his Really That Good one on Spider-Man 1 and 2.
>I thought they're the same guy
Nah, they're both fat, narcissistic pervert buttholes, yes.
But Sterling is a histrionic gay, who desperate needs to be the center of attention while Bob is a spineless idiot with a vast overestimation of his own intellect
10 years ago he was just another loud stereotypical nerd with a dorky fashion sense he played up for cameras and this was when Reddit was pure fedora tipper and this place honestly wasn’t much better with all the spilled my le spaghetti posts and >be me bullshit. He honestly got along fine for the time. 2008-2012 was very different from 2018-2022 and that was when pretty much all these old guard types got popular. People really were very different back then, there wasn’t this rage and pessimism buried under seething irony in every part of internet culture.
>the appeal of Sterling
Got on early in a time where review sites like IGN just gave good reviews to whoever paid them. Same with AngryJoe, it was an indie alternative with a comedy bent. Ofc, it got old by 2013, but people are still watching the Simpson for some reason. >the spiral he's been in and it is baffling
He's legit ill. Tweeting how he cummed on his face, trooning out, moving to England because the US was offensive ti troons, then moving back to the US because bong schoolchildren made fun of him at the bus.
If it wasn't for the inexplicably high patreon numbers he'd have hanged himself by now
2 years ago
Anonymous
He’s always been ill, his life has always been brutal if even half of what he says happened in his youth is true, and it’s no surprise he wound up with an abusive fat c**t for a wife that cucks him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>his life has always been brutal if even half of what he says happened in his youth is true
What did he said?
I’m sure someone has the specific tweets and language he used to get fired but it was way back in the GamerGate days. He immediately hopped on the pro establishment side of the fence and this is honestly i think what drove him to madness. The fact his little universe got penetrated by some kind of discourse he could not fully control and people made fun of him, and no matter how hard he tried to play tip the fedora or whatever you wanna call it, it didn’t work and people in what he thought was “his” domain of sorts weren’t completely in agreement with him at all points in time. Before that it was just occasional slips into psycho libshitisms, but he was still wearing a mask. Literally all this is because of GamerGate for him, I think the way people mocked him for certain things (he would tweet that he “wished he could wear fedoras again” and such things) he hadn’t gotten that kind of a taste of since his dreaded high school days. I think on some level when he rages at people he’s flashing back ‘nam style to being picked on or some such shit, though I’d wager even his claims of being bullied are not accurate to what really went on. He just really likes being a victim.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think on some level when he rages at people he’s flashing back ‘nam style to being picked on or some such shit
It's exactly that. Spend any time reading Bob's rants and you'll notice that no matter his target or how diverse they are, they will inevitably be compared to Bob's high school bullies. It can be MAGA people, working class rurals, nerds that aren't full blown lefties, KiwiFarm, whatever, Bob sees them as the jocks that made fun of him in highschool.
He's in arrested development since then, a giant manchild, unable to grow past his obsession with the one thing couldn't reject him, pop culture
2 years ago
Anonymous
nobody made fun of him. they just excluded him from hanging out. he was alone. if anybody bullied him it was Black folk.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>nobody made fun of him
I think they did. Bob's too much of a sperg not to say something moronic.
Active bullying only happens to these kinds of people
2 years ago
Anonymous
see
I’ve always considered his claims of being bullied suspect but Bob is a sick person. Exclusion and refusal to talk to him was probably to him insane levels of bullying. He’s like 6’3 and very fat, imagine being some regular teenager and this huge heavily breathing nerd gets insanely fricking pissed because you said you liked sonic more. Of course you’d be mean to him. He was probably an butthole himself. But to him, he was the victim.
in my experience the bullying, the violent physical, came from nigs bc theyre frickin subhumans and wannabe nigs of the time, the wiggers. that was their M.O., gangsta, manly, violence. the popular white kids or the jocks didnt give two shits about you. their game was prestige and they tried to stay out of trouble.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>in my experience the bullying, the violent physical, came from nigs bc theyre frickin subhumans and wannabe nigs of the time, the wiggers
I doubt anyone ever touched him.
He once described the jokes as "punching his arm so much it got blue" which is the gayest homosexual bullying I've ever heard, so it's either a lie or the jocks in Boston are moronic
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’ve always considered his claims of being bullied suspect but Bob is a sick person. Exclusion and refusal to talk to him was probably to him insane levels of bullying. He’s like 6’3 and very fat, imagine being some regular teenager and this huge heavily breathing nerd gets insanely fricking pissed because you said you liked sonic more. Of course you’d be mean to him. He was probably an butthole himself. But to him, he was the victim.
he was calling his mom's basement a "basement apartment" and simping for nostalgia b***h when she was like 35 years old and had gone through a hundred wieners
I was once told that when you punch someone, you should imagine that the target you’re really aiming for is the back of your opponent’s skull. I just imagine they’re MovieBlob.
There is no consistency or intelligence with Bob's views. Even by stereotypical leftist standards he is unforgivably dumb.
He made a video arguing Bill Clinton was a good president because he cheated on his wife and George W. Bush wasn't because he "probably wouldn't" and closed it by asserting we should elect someone single while fading in a picture of himself.
He's never addressed how his theory either means he's saying Obama was a shit president or accuses him of cheating on his wife. Also Trump is a notorious philanderer who's written entire books on how much he's cheated on spouses, yet Bob still shits on him. He's the kind of pathetic male feminist who's opinions can literally be boiled down to "What might make a woman like me more?" and hilariously, it just makes him more repellant to all of them.
>take 30s out of your life to write a single paragraph >HURR WRITIGN ESSAYS LMOA
Reminds me of that Churchill quote about him being sober in the morning whilst the person haranguing him would still be ugly, not that you'd know that quote or even who Churchill is being a fat Amerishart moron carrying water for Bob.
You mean the Chinese. That was written in 2020 so I can only surmise he's blaming the coof being in America and lockdowns (of which he was in favor of) on Trump.
I sort of envision Technocratic Dictator Bob was a cross between Baron Harkonnen and what they did with Megatron in the Beast Wars sequel series. Bloated pig of a man who is part machine and hooked up the system. I've also long held the view that if Bob somehow gained access to something like the Enterprise or the Defiant from the TNG-era of Star Trek, there's a good chance the Midwest would burn and millions would perish
>Blob the terrible is a post-apocalyptic warlord who is wheeled around the wasteland by his followers in search of forbidden technology that'll him ascend beyond his mortal form and is constantly tube-fed a reasonable amount of raw chicken, small children and mountain dew by his harem of middle-aged Lindsay Ellis slave-clones
He'd be a kino basis for a villain - a feared and reviled dictator who has the attractive women of cities brought to him as slave concubines yet the evil tyrant is STILL insecure and nervous about his female slaves and spills his spaghetti.
Also, the populace is rationed on lab engineered mountain dew chicken and macaroni bakes that are partially alive and breath and have tentacles slightering out of them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bob why does it look like its moulding?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
bleu cheese is literally just edible mold.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>every year that passes under Dictator Bob that humanity does not mass colonize the solar system, he blames on the impoverished, helpeless and severely diminished (thanks to the purges) rural populace, and sends his soldiers into to punish them for holding humanity back >arbitrary genocides/pogroms a yearly thing like how Christmas used to be before being banned for being Christo-Fascist propaganda
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Japan wiped off the face of the planet with the nukes for not producing a perfect genetically engineered real version of Mario within Bob's tight deadline
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Japan wiped off the face of the planet with the nukes for not producing a perfect genetically engineered real version of Mario within Bob's tight deadline
>city slickers with at least 1 grandparent who was a farmer/rural based put on watchlist >2 grandparents and they are exterminated and have their bodies repurposed into the mountain dew "chicken" rations
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he shows up to the yearly pogrom viewings wearing a Roman toga and a Super Mario hat
Unironically kind of creepy how Bob leans left but he acts like the stereotypical evil nazi you see in movies. The "In that order" tweet especially is very edgy. He would build concentration camps for old white people if he could, probably stems from daddy issues.
Nazis were leftist, anon. Maybe to the right of the commies in the USSR but not right in of themselves. Nazis being right wing and NS and fascism being the same thing are two of the biggest memes of the 20th century
>crazy how he's a leftist but always seems to want to purge
That's where you're wrong. Bob is lacks any actual courage to purge people. He's so cowardly he always frames it as someone else doing it, usually the government
The sois are too intellectually insecure to accept a thing they love to death is sort of low brow and actually a fair bit of wasted potential (character interactions in Marvel are pretty bad, like no IM-Black Panther exchange ever, even Cap and IM have a pretty meh relationship for two guys who are meant to become friends)
Someone put it wonderfully succinctly in the Lindsay Ellis thread from yesterday. Basically they’ve made it a cornerstone of their belief system there is no high or low brow entertainment, thus they can freely worship the lowest quality garbage and write and defend it endlessly and it actually means they’re totally not trailer trash watching popcorn flicks, they’re watching art and that means they’re artists and art critics themselves.
Poor man child pseudo intellect
He somehow stumbled upon the (accurate) account that Shakespeare’s plays were considered low class popcorn entertainment in his day, and he thinks he can apply that to all art within its original context
I’m sure he’s completely unaware that Catholic services were done solely in Latin until the 1960’s and even Italians didn’t understand a jot of what was recited to them each Sunday.
>that Shakespeare’s plays were considered low class popcorn entertainment in his da
That's not really true. Low class entertainment was watching dogs fighting bears.
Shakespeare and his type literally wrote and performed for the Kings and Queens of their countries.
Theater wasn't lowbrow, but general entertainment for people of all classes
Twenty-FRICKING-Twenty Two! If not for you, humanity (Bob foremost among us) would have ascended to a non-corporeal existence - to Godhood! You ROBBED us of becoming gods and the 4th dimension and more!
>unless he managed to save a nest egg from when he was more popular about 10 years ago, which I can believ
Given that he complained about Drumpff putting him into debt I have a hard time believing that. Bob also doesn't really strike me as someone with very good impulse control.
Bob isn't some eugenist in that sense. He deeply resents handsome, non balding, fit men. He has ranted on more than once about the day will come when only intellectual prowess is admired and not physical, as if to imply the automation of all jobs somehow stops humans pining towards sports out of fun, a need for improvement, etc.
>the 100 foot statue of Mario cracked and fell a part because the commissars stupidly ordered several different types of metal for the melting >this is blamed on the steel workers taken from their villages and impressed into factory work >another 100,000 midwesterner men, women, and children serfs executed by Executive Order of Overlord Bob, except for the pretty females who were extracted to be added to Bob's harem
I can't tell if it's a mockery based on 'WYPIPO LIKE MAYO!' or comparing whites to mayo on the basis of white colour and the idea both are bland, like someone comparing a black guy to feces cause both are brown
> People like this are aware that they'll be old one day right?
Bob won’t. He’ll be lucky to make 50.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Moviebob is old, it’s just delusion that he’s not. 40 is old as shit, especially for him. He legitimately has about 10 years of his lifespan he can reasonably assume is left, anything after that his chances drop off quick, the man is not healthy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think 40 can go either way. For Bob, he is feeling his age. For a Chad like Jensen Ackles, he's kino at 40. Depends on your innate looks and fitness
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your life is more than half over if you get the average lifespan by 40. Even if you look great, you likely have more time behind you than in front of you. Not to mention almost everything that will define your life is done by 40. Bob doesn’t have kids of his own or a wife or his own home or a stable career or a long part of wild partying and drugs and sex to look fondly back on, he doesn’t have adventures or experiences like some vet would, he has a bunch of nights sitting in front of a glaring tv in the dark, a failed journalist career, and memories of hiding in his car playing Mario at 30 years old to avoid his father out of embarrassment.
2 years ago
Anonymous
they say if youve read a 100 books youve lived a 100 lives. those 1000 mario levels...
2 years ago
Anonymous
They are the midwits who failed the marshmallow test in preschool
2 years ago
Anonymous
Βob's uploading his immortal soul to a robot, remember?
Actually a rather accurate image for a hypothetical dark overlord tyrant Bob. He would have a recruitment problem when it comes to Americans and as a person he's a huge sinophile, so he totally would bring in Chink mercs by the boat and planeload in order to oppress the American populace. He'd probably appoint American-born hardcore lefties (especially non-white ones) as commissars though.
>"It all could have been so simple, a little apartment in the city where we would enjoy all the pop culture in the world... But you just had to block me again and again, didn't you Lindsay"
but isn't he saying someone else helps "make" the plate for him? which would apply he just bangs chicks at bbqs? i'm so confused by his moronic fricking language here
2 years ago
Anonymous
he beats his meat >and if ya dont know well now ya know
2 years ago
Anonymous
probably referring to the chef
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know about the great Moviebob Pleasure-Dome BBQ orgies
lurk moar
>distinctly-2022 rainbow-bubblegum glitterbomb
Stop it. That doesn't even mean anything. They really pay people to just write buzzword filled trash like this?
>They certainly had "Big 2022 Energy" pegged to a bullseye with...whoever 'Squeenix protagonist designed by Hideo Kojima' (or maybe 'Travis Touchdown on HRT?') here is
what the ACTUAL FRICK is he trying to say here?
How does he make any money on Patreon at all? What kind of person gives this thing money? Bob is a fricking mess of a human to start with, but who would watch whatever he produced, and give him a fricking monthly stipend?
I love how unintentionally terribly written this whole tweet is. "A fun thing in" a movie, when he's talking about something you do while WATCHing a movie.
Totally misusing the word "diegetic".
"Essentially" is misplaced, serves absolutely no function in the sentence.
"preemptively" doing what? What the hell is the image forestalling?
It's sad that a "critic" who fashions himself as reasonably intelligent has a worse grasp of the english language than your average high-schooler
How can you literally dedicate your life to capeshit and kids' video games and then turn around and say they're disposable and have no value? What's the point then?
It's clear this guy is a low IQ miscegenated consoomer but I find it hard to believe that Disney pays him to write these shill reviews and I find it even harder to believe that he actually believes what he writes
>gets fired from the escapist >is literally a "youtube reviewer" i.e. the same qualifications as any owner of any of the world's 1.5 billion gmail accounts >still RottenTomatoes qualified
why?
>plays the hits, literally
I hate nothing more than when a movie becomes a music video. I turn every movie with that shit in it off instantly. I can't stand it and it's so popular these days that I essentially can't watch any movie made after 2000.
An underrated tweet of Bob's is where he fantasized about Bolshevik-tier repossession of property that belongs to Americans and farmers (in the latter case, often property held for generations) in order to be restributed to refugees/immigrants
I'm not necessarily attached some "they're evil and must be culled!" assessment to them, only highlighting how fricking rich it is to have these be the people ranting on about wastelanders and obselete white chuds and so on. Smacks of projection.
For a guy that hates the "white working class", his family look like the stereotypic image of white working class from the midwest; fat, dressed like shit, no style, and an ugly home.
>could have kept his mouth shut during the Cuties controversy >chooses for it to be a hill to die on
If ever leftist mainstream figures and institutions like the ACLU make serious noise about "MAP" (i.e. pedo) "rights", Bob will be making sympathetic pro-pedoshit tweets
It’s amazing how he’s got this treasure trove of cringe content but he’s so boring compared to the likes of Doug nobody really talks
>his life has always been brutal if even half of what he says happened in his youth is true
What did he said?
His mom was a prostitute of some kind for hells angels and one of them became his sort of step daddy and beat the dogshit out of him. I think he said he was raped or molested at one point. Before the channel took off iirc he was extremely poor.
about it.
I value Bob because he's one of very few people I can completely enjoy feeling petty schadenfreude towards. Spoony has said some really shit stuff on twitter and in reviews, yet when I heard he lost his house and moved back in with his mom I felt genuinely miserable for him and want him to succeed. WingsofRedemption is a backstabbing, dishonest, cowardly butthole and brings all of his misery onto himself, yet it pains me to see how completely trolled he is and how depressing his life has become. Shortly before all the trans stuff started I instinctively knew something really fricked up was on the verge of happening, so I dipped and stopped following anything related to Chris-chan. It was that video where shaved his legs and called them smooth. Knowing all he's been up to since then, I'm glad I got out when I did.
Bob though, Bob is different. I actually take joy in his suffering. He's just so malicious, mean-spirited, ignorant and hypocritical. He genuinely doesn't deserve the platform he has. He has 130k subs, yet his videos average 3k views of he's lucky, how the hell are people giving him even a hundred bucks on patreon?
>how the hell are people giving him even a hundred bucks on patreon?
I can only guess that it's fraudulent somehow.
Like, someone mentioned Jim Sterling here. He's hemorrhaging subscribers recently, but he's still close to a million of them and his videos are watched by hundreds of thousands. His Twitter also gets hundreds of likes and comments and such
Boberto doesn't get a fraction of that. Not even 200k subs, videos don't reach 50k, Twitter is barely liked or commented by anyone except the same 12 usual suspects.
It makes no sense
I value Bob because he's one of very few people I can completely enjoy feeling petty schadenfreude towards. Spoony has said some really shit stuff on twitter and in reviews, yet when I heard he lost his house and moved back in with his mom I felt genuinely miserable for him and want him to succeed. WingsofRedemption is a backstabbing, dishonest, cowardly butthole and brings all of his misery onto himself, yet it pains me to see how completely trolled he is and how depressing his life has become. Shortly before all the trans stuff started I instinctively knew something really fricked up was on the verge of happening, so I dipped and stopped following anything related to Chris-chan. It was that video where shaved his legs and called them smooth. Knowing all he's been up to since then, I'm glad I got out when I did.
Bob though, Bob is different. I actually take joy in his suffering. He's just so malicious, mean-spirited, ignorant and hypocritical. He genuinely doesn't deserve the platform he has. He has 130k subs, yet his videos average 3k views of he's lucky, how the hell are people giving him even a hundred bucks on patreon?
>I'm not logging
Logging to what? > them against other obese "content creators" posts
No, you're analyzing my comments, which about that subject. >You're pathetic, dude.
How defensive. Did you see yourself in one of these tubs of lard?
I can't speak for the other anon, but my research consisted of someone mentioning how much he makes on patreon, and this prompting me to check how big he is on youtube, clicking on his account, seeing the number of subscribers under his name, and then scrolling through his videos to see how many views they get. "Oh, most recent one's only got like 400 views. Well that's not fair, let's keep scrolling and give him the benefit of the doubt. 3k... 4k... 3k... oh, a Thor video got 30k. ...3k... 2k... 3k..." The numbers don't add up. He's getting more money than he has active viewers.
It's almost like there's just one shark out there keeping him afloat. Maybe it's become some Faustian bargain for him. Maybe this one guy plops down like 5k a month to basically control Bob's life. To him it's chump change, to Bob it's everything. Maybe he just makes Bob espouse his political views, maybe he just wants Bob to keep making these videos no one likes forever so he's basically his personal clown. Maybe he's waiting for Bob's lowest point to pull the rug out from under him.
Not my problem.
How does this dude wake up and look at himself in the mirror every morning? How is anyone still paying him to write movie reviews?
Of course not. He gets up and the first word out of his mouth is “huh?”
that's funny
While closing his hand shut in front of my face?
I think he's just trying to make ends meet and avoid getting a real job.
he makes like 5k a month on patreon alone
Yeah but he basically has to support a family of 10 with food and dumb shit to consoom
No way Bob is married and fricked a woman 8 times.
Why is it that surprising. Just do the christgay/boomergay route where you get married to the first person who takes a little bit of interest in you because you're afraid of dying alone.
There is no woman on this planet that is lonely or desperate enough to marry Movie Blob. I simply cannot believe it.
*tips fedora*
That's an average amount of children for an average couple, I'd say? The main reason woman are pregnant so little and "work" so long is that there isn't much density to it(their brain). I wouldn't WANT to produce eight children within a woman's childbearing timeframe, but I could easily.
Is there any doubt whatsoever at this point that the Twenty-FRICKING-Nineteen, McDonalds, and Trump stealing Halloween tweets are the holy trinity of Bob's insane tweets?
Have you read his book? It reads like a shell shocked war vet recounting his experiences in the hell of battle but he was only playing super Mario 3.
Well done
It's just two Bob-sized kids.
>Interdasting.jpg
no, he's a cuck. they're all not his
Barely 3k, actually.
Every day I long for death
He lives in Boston
That’s enough to rent a parking space
He makes 3k and averages <30,000 views on YouTube a month now. That isn’t jackshit in Boston where he lives and it also doesn’t give him insurance. If he isn’t poor he isn’t far from poor, unless he managed to save a nest egg from when he was more popular about 10 years ago, which I can believe.
Does he have a diehard cultish fanbase or something? I've been watching movieblob for a long time but he never felt that famous to me.
i bet that half of that comes from Cinemaphile and kiwifarms morons who do it "ironically"
I legitimately don’t think he has a real fanbase left. I’m sure a few hundred stunted weirdos are still following him, but the only people that really talk about him are his trolls and his videos can’t even be said to bleed views anymore. No one is watching. His views are now sub 30k on average after months of being up. For someone with 10+ years in the game that is atrocious.
Is this all the result of his inability to stop political sperging?
It's because he's a hack. He admitted to giving Man of Steel a positive review even though it wasn't good because he wanted to encourage studios to make more superhero movies. I have only ever heard him say one insightful thing, and it was the reason that Shape of Water would beat Get Out for best picture
>For someone with 10+ years in the game that is atrocious.
Big channels die all the time
So does your average server at any popular restaurant/bar
They have to to physical work for 8+ hours a day. Bob just shitposts on Twitter and YouTube.
Anyone employed for 8+ hours a day making a wage is doing better than Bob because their employer should be paying for their insurance and they have liability protection meaning as they age the likelihood of retirement through an injury settlement or some kind of care package goes up, there’s all sorts of safety nets Bob doesn’t have. You could be making 36k a year for some podunk county job and you’re better off than Bob in like a hundred different ways. The guy is hanging by a thread even if he is making a decent living.
True, but these people get laid
Movieblob looks like he would benefit from some physical work.
> Make more than that
> Doing something actually useful
> Don't have to watch children's shows
> Don't even have a Twitter to debase myself on
> Also I'm like a third his weight
You’re gonna make it fren
>Also I'm like a third his weight
A third of infinity is still infinity anon
What is your job? I make minimum wage at 26 in a field I hate and have no future in I'm desperate for anything god
Bioscientist, spend all day ID-ing weird plant hormones to find new cancer cures and/or rat poisons
One day, one day I'll find the protein that redirects stomach fat to the breasts, and then we'll all have big tiddy gfs I tell you
I'm promoting you to Secretary of Health and Human Services when you do that anon
I've never been more invested in a scientist's success in my life, god bless you
I think Mike Stoklasa based his character in Nerd Crew partially off of him. At least for that one episode where the show ends and he has to take a telemarketer job and he realizes how much he hates doing actual work. I could never see MovieBob doing an actual job, he would probably kill himself
RLM will never be your friends.
>make ends meet
He makes $750k a year. He's autismal because he likes what he does, not because he has to.
>Bob earning 750k a year
Is this Bob himself I am replying to? Because Bob does like telling tall tales like how he used to ruff up Harvard students in bars, is a master of guns and a marksman, and can bench 300lbs
Have you seen the average rt critic? They're all literal whos with YouTube channels. The barrier for entry is that you exist
He doesn't get paid to be a movie critic. He got fired from the escapist and I doubt they paid him a lot in the first place. That was just spring board to get him on RT. Most of his earnings come from patreon where he makes more than enough to live the bachelor lifestyle.
>Most of his earnings come from patreon where he makes more than enough to live the bachelor lifestyle
I see very talented people on youtube that sadly make a couple hundred dollars at most on patreon. Who the frick is donating to his patreon? There can't be that many people who are willing to pay just because they get a kick out of his laughable takes.
>Who the frick is donating to his patreon?
I've long since stopped asking that question. I think Jim Sterling makes double what he does, and that frick has been repeating the exact same takes for 10 years now
I think I saw screenshots of his avid fans ones and they were basically mini-Bobs. So their fanbased are comprised of kindred spirits. Bob easily could have been so much more on the YouTube scene were it not for his dipshit politics and twisted psychopathic rants. He has made good videos in the past like his Really That Good one on Spider-Man 1 and 2.
Anyone who defends One More Day unironically really shouldn't be talking about Spider-Man at all.
I thought they're the same guy for years
only ever seen either mentioned here and Cinemaphile
>I thought they're the same guy
Nah, they're both fat, narcissistic pervert buttholes, yes.
But Sterling is a histrionic gay, who desperate needs to be the center of attention while Bob is a spineless idiot with a vast overestimation of his own intellect
I never really understood the appeal of Sterling, and every now and then I catch a glimpse of the spiral he's been in and it is baffling
10 years ago he was just another loud stereotypical nerd with a dorky fashion sense he played up for cameras and this was when Reddit was pure fedora tipper and this place honestly wasn’t much better with all the spilled my le spaghetti posts and >be me bullshit. He honestly got along fine for the time. 2008-2012 was very different from 2018-2022 and that was when pretty much all these old guard types got popular. People really were very different back then, there wasn’t this rage and pessimism buried under seething irony in every part of internet culture.
>the appeal of Sterling
Got on early in a time where review sites like IGN just gave good reviews to whoever paid them. Same with AngryJoe, it was an indie alternative with a comedy bent. Ofc, it got old by 2013, but people are still watching the Simpson for some reason.
>the spiral he's been in and it is baffling
He's legit ill. Tweeting how he cummed on his face, trooning out, moving to England because the US was offensive ti troons, then moving back to the US because bong schoolchildren made fun of him at the bus.
If it wasn't for the inexplicably high patreon numbers he'd have hanged himself by now
He’s always been ill, his life has always been brutal if even half of what he says happened in his youth is true, and it’s no surprise he wound up with an abusive fat c**t for a wife that cucks him.
>his life has always been brutal if even half of what he says happened in his youth is true
What did he said?
Why did he get fired?
Multiple embarrassing spergouts, the first time happened a long time ago.
Any specific one? I'd love to see them
I’m sure someone has the specific tweets and language he used to get fired but it was way back in the GamerGate days. He immediately hopped on the pro establishment side of the fence and this is honestly i think what drove him to madness. The fact his little universe got penetrated by some kind of discourse he could not fully control and people made fun of him, and no matter how hard he tried to play tip the fedora or whatever you wanna call it, it didn’t work and people in what he thought was “his” domain of sorts weren’t completely in agreement with him at all points in time. Before that it was just occasional slips into psycho libshitisms, but he was still wearing a mask. Literally all this is because of GamerGate for him, I think the way people mocked him for certain things (he would tweet that he “wished he could wear fedoras again” and such things) he hadn’t gotten that kind of a taste of since his dreaded high school days. I think on some level when he rages at people he’s flashing back ‘nam style to being picked on or some such shit, though I’d wager even his claims of being bullied are not accurate to what really went on. He just really likes being a victim.
>I think on some level when he rages at people he’s flashing back ‘nam style to being picked on or some such shit
It's exactly that. Spend any time reading Bob's rants and you'll notice that no matter his target or how diverse they are, they will inevitably be compared to Bob's high school bullies. It can be MAGA people, working class rurals, nerds that aren't full blown lefties, KiwiFarm, whatever, Bob sees them as the jocks that made fun of him in highschool.
He's in arrested development since then, a giant manchild, unable to grow past his obsession with the one thing couldn't reject him, pop culture
nobody made fun of him. they just excluded him from hanging out. he was alone. if anybody bullied him it was Black folk.
>nobody made fun of him
I think they did. Bob's too much of a sperg not to say something moronic.
Active bullying only happens to these kinds of people
see
in my experience the bullying, the violent physical, came from nigs bc theyre frickin subhumans and wannabe nigs of the time, the wiggers. that was their M.O., gangsta, manly, violence. the popular white kids or the jocks didnt give two shits about you. their game was prestige and they tried to stay out of trouble.
>in my experience the bullying, the violent physical, came from nigs bc theyre frickin subhumans and wannabe nigs of the time, the wiggers
I doubt anyone ever touched him.
He once described the jokes as "punching his arm so much it got blue" which is the gayest homosexual bullying I've ever heard, so it's either a lie or the jocks in Boston are moronic
I’ve always considered his claims of being bullied suspect but Bob is a sick person. Exclusion and refusal to talk to him was probably to him insane levels of bullying. He’s like 6’3 and very fat, imagine being some regular teenager and this huge heavily breathing nerd gets insanely fricking pissed because you said you liked sonic more. Of course you’d be mean to him. He was probably an butthole himself. But to him, he was the victim.
he's not self-aware, he's a neckbeard
he was calling his mom's basement a "basement apartment" and simping for nostalgia b***h when she was like 35 years old and had gone through a hundred wieners
>How does this dude wake up and look at himself in the mirror every morning?
How does anyone?
the man killed lindsay ellis he’s a hero in my book
That's not a lot of McDonald's
>rainbow-bubblegum glitterbomb
>marvel joint
he truly bob mobbed this review
I can’t even tell if Cinemaphile ironically likes this guy or not anymore
We like dunking on him
Do NOT anger us. The bobmob knows no mercy.
>bobmob
BOBMOB RISE UP!
Yeah, that b***h Linsday Ellis had the learn the hard way. Don't FRICK with gamers and don't FRICK with Bob.
Bob won
she could've had it all
>plop shitman
opinion flushed
I was once told that when you punch someone, you should imagine that the target you’re really aiming for is the back of your opponent’s skull. I just imagine they’re MovieBlob.
Isn't his name Bob Chapman?
I've read it over couple of times and I'm still as confused as the first time.
What the frick?
That's a pretty averaged sized buzzword filled review for an average person.
What did he mean by this
Lindsay Ellisbros should we be worried?
Also what's that about Greece?
MovieBlob is holding Lindsay Ellis against her will on an isolated greek island
YOU ARE ALL FILTHY INFERIOR CHANNER SCUM CHUDS!
I'm sorry, how did the "brown working class'" space programs go again?
Black kings we're flying their Pyramid Spaceships in Wakanda back since before wytepipo even existed. Educate yourself anon.
Why did Yakub do it bros?
Hasn't it always been leftist who have been against the space program? "White on the moon" and all that?
There is no consistency or intelligence with Bob's views. Even by stereotypical leftist standards he is unforgivably dumb.
He made a video arguing Bill Clinton was a good president because he cheated on his wife and George W. Bush wasn't because he "probably wouldn't" and closed it by asserting we should elect someone single while fading in a picture of himself.
He's never addressed how his theory either means he's saying Obama was a shit president or accuses him of cheating on his wife. Also Trump is a notorious philanderer who's written entire books on how much he's cheated on spouses, yet Bob still shits on him. He's the kind of pathetic male feminist who's opinions can literally be boiled down to "What might make a woman like me more?" and hilariously, it just makes him more repellant to all of them.
And yet you're out here writing essays about him. lmao.
says the b***h whos reading them.
>take 30s out of your life to write a single paragraph
>HURR WRITIGN ESSAYS LMOA
Reminds me of that Churchill quote about him being sober in the morning whilst the person haranguing him would still be ugly, not that you'd know that quote or even who Churchill is being a fat Amerishart moron carrying water for Bob.
weird cope
holy frick do you have the link to the clinton/bush video, I need to see this masterwork
i dont know how to explain this in a way that makes sense but both gil scott heron and hitler were based
Still two of the most unintentionally hilarious tweets ever written.
Is this the other one?
He got mixed up with the Russians?
You mean the Chinese. That was written in 2020 so I can only surmise he's blaming the coof being in America and lockdowns (of which he was in favor of) on Trump.
>no reason or accountability to be found
movieblob is a woman confirmed
What does he think he did to earn that future? It sure as shit can't be his reviews or his mountain dew chicken recipe.
He voted blue no matter who, Chud!
The motherfricker typed out and posted a villainous monologue and was totally oblivious to the fact he had done so.
Lmao it's pretty kino when read that way. Like he has Lindsey tied up and is monologing before using his doomsday device
>he has Lindsey tied up and is monologing before using his doomsday device
Holy shit I want to watch this movie right now
I sort of envision Technocratic Dictator Bob was a cross between Baron Harkonnen and what they did with Megatron in the Beast Wars sequel series. Bloated pig of a man who is part machine and hooked up the system. I've also long held the view that if Bob somehow gained access to something like the Enterprise or the Defiant from the TNG-era of Star Trek, there's a good chance the Midwest would burn and millions would perish
Oh, forgot picture of Megatron. There's your Techocratic God-Emperor MovieBlob, bro.
>Blob the terrible is a post-apocalyptic warlord who is wheeled around the wasteland by his followers in search of forbidden technology that'll him ascend beyond his mortal form and is constantly tube-fed a reasonable amount of raw chicken, small children and mountain dew by his harem of middle-aged Lindsay Ellis slave-clones
He'd be a kino basis for a villain - a feared and reviled dictator who has the attractive women of cities brought to him as slave concubines yet the evil tyrant is STILL insecure and nervous about his female slaves and spills his spaghetti.
Also, the populace is rationed on lab engineered mountain dew chicken and macaroni bakes that are partially alive and breath and have tentacles slightering out of them.
Bob why does it look like its moulding?
It is.
bleu cheese is literally just edible mold.
>every year that passes under Dictator Bob that humanity does not mass colonize the solar system, he blames on the impoverished, helpeless and severely diminished (thanks to the purges) rural populace, and sends his soldiers into to punish them for holding humanity back
>arbitrary genocides/pogroms a yearly thing like how Christmas used to be before being banned for being Christo-Fascist propaganda
>Japan wiped off the face of the planet with the nukes for not producing a perfect genetically engineered real version of Mario within Bob's tight deadline
>city slickers with at least 1 grandparent who was a farmer/rural based put on watchlist
>2 grandparents and they are exterminated and have their bodies repurposed into the mountain dew "chicken" rations
>he shows up to the yearly pogrom viewings wearing a Roman toga and a Super Mario hat
Sound alot like Sludge Vohaul from Space Quest
>Dictator Bob
Literally impossible.
You need a spine for that. Best Bob could do is be the figurehead of a state ruled by faceless corporate types
He does that a lot
The SUPERIOR FUTURE! is to Bob what the afterlife is to a old world religious zealot
Unironically kind of creepy how Bob leans left but he acts like the stereotypical evil nazi you see in movies. The "In that order" tweet especially is very edgy. He would build concentration camps for old white people if he could, probably stems from daddy issues.
Nazis were leftist, anon. Maybe to the right of the commies in the USSR but not right in of themselves. Nazis being right wing and NS and fascism being the same thing are two of the biggest memes of the 20th century
Oh yeah, crazy how he's a leftist but always seems to want to purge people. Leftists and purging is just such an unusual combination
>crazy how he's a leftist but always seems to want to purge
That's where you're wrong. Bob is lacks any actual courage to purge people. He's so cowardly he always frames it as someone else doing it, usually the government
Autists do that because we imitate people from media.
The best villains are the ones that believe they're the good guy...
Accurate
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE "WHITE WORKING CLASS" ARE EVIL.
>t. same guy who made this
This would be incredible bait from someone self aware
What the frick Bob.
Why are americans like this?
>americans
Why are you on this website rabbi?
Stop sucking american wiener 24/7
>Why are you on this website rabbi?
This is a Japanese owned website.
Lack of culture and faith so they worship whatever slop Satanwood churns out. Sad really.
The sois are too intellectually insecure to accept a thing they love to death is sort of low brow and actually a fair bit of wasted potential (character interactions in Marvel are pretty bad, like no IM-Black Panther exchange ever, even Cap and IM have a pretty meh relationship for two guys who are meant to become friends)
Someone put it wonderfully succinctly in the Lindsay Ellis thread from yesterday. Basically they’ve made it a cornerstone of their belief system there is no high or low brow entertainment, thus they can freely worship the lowest quality garbage and write and defend it endlessly and it actually means they’re totally not trailer trash watching popcorn flicks, they’re watching art and that means they’re artists and art critics themselves.
The curse of being a insecure pseud.
I could totally see Bob saying 'the critic is the real artist'
please understand it's not all americans
Instant mental image of the seething Bob wojack in the foreground with a smug 'shh!' pepe Trump stealing a pumpkin in the background
kek
I SUMMON THEE /QA/ POSTER, WINNER OF WINNERS, MINER OF GEMS, troony DISABLER
Growing up on israeli propaganda and fluoridated water.
We are a deracinated people who have been deracinated from our deracination.
Poor man child pseudo intellect
He somehow stumbled upon the (accurate) account that Shakespeare’s plays were considered low class popcorn entertainment in his day, and he thinks he can apply that to all art within its original context
I’m sure he’s completely unaware that Catholic services were done solely in Latin until the 1960’s and even Italians didn’t understand a jot of what was recited to them each Sunday.
>that Shakespeare’s plays were considered low class popcorn entertainment in his da
That's not really true. Low class entertainment was watching dogs fighting bears.
Shakespeare and his type literally wrote and performed for the Kings and Queens of their countries.
Theater wasn't lowbrow, but general entertainment for people of all classes
troglodyte reporting in
can confirm I stole Bob's future to prolong my own worthless existence
Twenty-FRICKING-Twenty Two! If not for you, humanity (Bob foremost among us) would have ascended to a non-corporeal existence - to Godhood! You ROBBED us of becoming gods and the 4th dimension and more!
*placates you with a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for an average-sized person*
>unless he managed to save a nest egg from when he was more popular about 10 years ago, which I can believ
Given that he complained about Drumpff putting him into debt I have a hard time believing that. Bob also doesn't really strike me as someone with very good impulse control.
Does this insane rant double as a tacit admittal of Bob's abject fear of death and his own mortality?
I kneel
Ah yes, I totally forgot about his China simping.
>Chipguardists knock down your door and drag you out in the street to beat you to death after they find a jar of mayo in your dridge
Based Bob grunts dealing with norwood 4s
People suffering from male pattern baldness are to be considered as obsolete in Blobs technocratic utopia.
Bob isn't some eugenist in that sense. He deeply resents handsome, non balding, fit men. He has ranted on more than once about the day will come when only intellectual prowess is admired and not physical, as if to imply the automation of all jobs somehow stops humans pining towards sports out of fun, a need for improvement, etc.
>typing the Nword with no filter
Good lord man what a blunder
It's eye is on you now, good luck bro hope you stocked up on finasteride
I'm one step ahead of the reaper. Always moving towns, sleeping in motels
>the 100 foot statue of Mario cracked and fell a part because the commissars stupidly ordered several different types of metal for the melting
>this is blamed on the steel workers taken from their villages and impressed into factory work
>another 100,000 midwesterner men, women, and children serfs executed by Executive Order of Overlord Bob, except for the pretty females who were extracted to be added to Bob's harem
QRD in Bob's hatred if mayo. Does he think only filthy white rednecks like it?
I can't tell if it's a mockery based on 'WYPIPO LIKE MAYO!' or comparing whites to mayo on the basis of white colour and the idea both are bland, like someone comparing a black guy to feces cause both are brown
He calls white people "mayonnaise ghouls"
His midterm seethe should be interesting.
People like this are aware that they'll be old one day right?
>they'll be old one day
MovieBlob? Definitely not
Why do you think he is seething so much about not being able to upload his superior mind to a robot.
Bob knows he's white, right?
>Bob knows he's white, right?
He's gleaming chrome
> People like this are aware that they'll be old one day right?
Bob won’t. He’ll be lucky to make 50.
Moviebob is old, it’s just delusion that he’s not. 40 is old as shit, especially for him. He legitimately has about 10 years of his lifespan he can reasonably assume is left, anything after that his chances drop off quick, the man is not healthy.
I think 40 can go either way. For Bob, he is feeling his age. For a Chad like Jensen Ackles, he's kino at 40. Depends on your innate looks and fitness
Your life is more than half over if you get the average lifespan by 40. Even if you look great, you likely have more time behind you than in front of you. Not to mention almost everything that will define your life is done by 40. Bob doesn’t have kids of his own or a wife or his own home or a stable career or a long part of wild partying and drugs and sex to look fondly back on, he doesn’t have adventures or experiences like some vet would, he has a bunch of nights sitting in front of a glaring tv in the dark, a failed journalist career, and memories of hiding in his car playing Mario at 30 years old to avoid his father out of embarrassment.
they say if youve read a 100 books youve lived a 100 lives. those 1000 mario levels...
They are the midwits who failed the marshmallow test in preschool
Βob's uploading his immortal soul to a robot, remember?
This Black person is 50 and morbidly obese
It's worse - he's only 40.
Actually a rather accurate image for a hypothetical dark overlord tyrant Bob. He would have a recruitment problem when it comes to Americans and as a person he's a huge sinophile, so he totally would bring in Chink mercs by the boat and planeload in order to oppress the American populace. He'd probably appoint American-born hardcore lefties (especially non-white ones) as commissars though.
>"It all could have been so simple, a little apartment in the city where we would enjoy all the pop culture in the world... But you just had to block me again and again, didn't you Lindsay"
How about you use your body right now to touch grass.
I really don't believe twitter will ever produce something funnier than this
Bob's sex life
hahahaha holy shit what does this even mean
He's single but he eats a lot
but isn't he saying someone else helps "make" the plate for him? which would apply he just bangs chicks at bbqs? i'm so confused by his moronic fricking language here
he beats his meat
>and if ya dont know well now ya know
probably referring to the chef
>he doesn't know about the great Moviebob Pleasure-Dome BBQ orgies
lurk moar
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
>White working class
National Bolshevism is the only way forward
You know damn well Bob sincerely believes in the Russel Crowe statue.
>distinctly-2022 rainbow-bubblegum glitterbomb
Stop it. That doesn't even mean anything. They really pay people to just write buzzword filled trash like this?
look at that fricking account he retweeted, just take a fricking look at it and browse it's profile Jesus Christ twitter is a cesspool
I understand literally nothing about this picture you posted
dude check the profile of that QueenSailorA I guarantee you it's fricking gold, I thought such troony thing only was a joke
>They certainly had "Big 2022 Energy" pegged to a bullseye with...whoever 'Squeenix protagonist designed by Hideo Kojima' (or maybe 'Travis Touchdown on HRT?') here is
what the ACTUAL FRICK is he trying to say here?
Something something zeitgeist something something attracted to a videogame character
How does he make any money on Patreon at all? What kind of person gives this thing money? Bob is a fricking mess of a human to start with, but who would watch whatever he produced, and give him a fricking monthly stipend?
If it's intended for children why are there so many sex jokes?
I love how unintentionally terribly written this whole tweet is. "A fun thing in" a movie, when he's talking about something you do while WATCHing a movie.
Totally misusing the word "diegetic".
"Essentially" is misplaced, serves absolutely no function in the sentence.
"preemptively" doing what? What the hell is the image forestalling?
It's sad that a "critic" who fashions himself as reasonably intelligent has a worse grasp of the english language than your average high-schooler
preemptive to critics criticizing the move
How can you literally dedicate your life to capeshit and kids' video games and then turn around and say they're disposable and have no value? What's the point then?
Anything to defend my favorite corp
>wants greece to worship a fat frick who let himself go
Interesting, Bob. Very interesting.
What a mess of buzzwords.
Almost as good as his Eternals review.
Kevin Feige could send Bob a video of him raping his movie and he would still give it an 8/10
I assume this guy finished highschool, you guys are in trouble
>misters Lee, Kirby, Simon, et al
>not using messrs
Come on Bob. They guy's not even good at being a pseud.
i fricking love this mook so much
This unintelligible run-on sentence counts as film critique?
Me when my 2000 word essay is due the next day
if it weren't for City of Angels this would have been the worst thing to ever happen to Wings of Desire.
>never saw a capeshit he didn’t JUST LOVE LIKE OMG YALL
What a gay potato
FRICK YOU BOB
Boys, I can't tell if I'm moronic or Bob is unintelligible bc I can never tell what he is saying
Bob is just a huge pseudointellectual.
>darkest/saddest marvel joint
Based Bob.
I've only read the wikipedia summary but I can only assume he means the cancer israelite
I love MovieBobs insults
>mayonnaise chuds
>mayoghouls
>obsolete wasterlanders (i.e. person who lives in the Midwest)
>lichen
>channer SCUM
Greekgay sculptor/stonemason here. I'd gladly build a Tom Cooper statue.
>Movieblob
maybe we should just crowdfund and finally send this b***h into space
It's clear this guy is a low IQ miscegenated consoomer but I find it hard to believe that Disney pays him to write these shill reviews and I find it even harder to believe that he actually believes what he writes
Having women, gays and Black folk = automatic 10 from the blob
How much McDonald's do you think Bob can eat in 90 mins Cinemaphile bros
At least one restaurant's worth
A reasonable amount for a normal sized person I'd wager.
Double or triple what was pictured because he is most certainly not an average sized person, I'd say?
That's a fairly small amount of praise for the average superhero movie I'd say?
>gets fired from the escapist
>is literally a "youtube reviewer" i.e. the same qualifications as any owner of any of the world's 1.5 billion gmail accounts
>still RottenTomatoes qualified
why?
That's a reasonable review from a very above average sized person, I'd say?
>plays the hits, literally
I hate nothing more than when a movie becomes a music video. I turn every movie with that shit in it off instantly. I can't stand it and it's so popular these days that I essentially can't watch any movie made after 2000.
That alone might be the worst thing I've ever read, he's actually managed to outdo himself.
An underrated tweet of Bob's is where he fantasized about Bolshevik-tier repossession of property that belongs to Americans and farmers (in the latter case, often property held for generations) in order to be restributed to refugees/immigrants
Bob Chipman of Moviebob Central fame
This is a photo Bob's brother took, and Bob's brother has the exact same politics as him. This is the social circle these SUPERIOR FUTURE Americans.
new 'jak just dropped
I hope the starship doesn't have a max load limit
Wall-e wasn't meant to be a documentary
Will the habitats of the SUPERIOR FUTURE include creepy doll collections and floor china?
Those guys look fun. Find Christ dude.
>Find Christ dude.
Bob is the most euphoric fedora motherfricker on the planet.
I'm not necessarily attached some "they're evil and must be culled!" assessment to them, only highlighting how fricking rich it is to have these be the people ranting on about wastelanders and obselete white chuds and so on. Smacks of projection.
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON IN THAT PIC
how is this even possible
>this man has absolutely no influence or power
So the system works at least a little
For a guy that hates the "white working class", his family look like the stereotypic image of white working class from the midwest; fat, dressed like shit, no style, and an ugly home.
Movie slob
Someone post the screencap where he brags about benching over 300lbs
I hated his reviews on The Escapist, but reading his tweets here is histerical
What a fricking tool.
Bob on how modern Germany should handle Poland for not being woke enough.
>Thinks eugenics as a science has a bad rap
>Thinks Germany should invade Poland
Literal nazi
I don't get it
Most switched-on political mind in America.
you couldn't ask the funniest writer in hollywood to match something this hilarious if you paid him a million dollars
In 2020, Donald Trump STOLE from Moviebob the Marvel superhero cinema experience that HE EARNED.
>could have kept his mouth shut during the Cuties controversy
>chooses for it to be a hill to die on
If ever leftist mainstream figures and institutions like the ACLU make serious noise about "MAP" (i.e. pedo) "rights", Bob will be making sympathetic pro-pedoshit tweets
Forgot pic
Guns N Roses is like the plain white bread of hard rock.
Greek here. Go frick yourself.
He won
>rainbow-bubblegum glitterbomb
>Bob has to play all the characters
He must be very lonely, you ever feel bad for him?
It’s amazing how he’s got this treasure trove of cringe content but he’s so boring compared to the likes of Doug nobody really talks
His mom was a prostitute of some kind for hells angels and one of them became his sort of step daddy and beat the dogshit out of him. I think he said he was raped or molested at one point. Before the channel took off iirc he was extremely poor.
about it.
Actually listening to the nostalgia critic song while watching this is kino
That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person
My homepage is MovieBob Central
No way he only weighs 260. I think he flipped the two numbers.
It's pretty easy to hit high numbers on the bench when your gut extends out 3 feet. The range of motion of the lift is like 1.5 inches total.
He never benches. He helped someone nice a fridge and made up this stat based off what the fridge weighs lol
Someone post his funeral suit photos pls
Blob Shitman
.
An average sized meal for one person, I'd say
That’s gotta be close to like 10,000 calories
Over 5k according to McDonald’s calculator.
Huh, that really isnt that much actually. Average man needs that after a days work.
I wouldn't WANT to eat that much food, but I could.
They're all empty calories. Very insubstantial. A light weight meal.
One day I'll actually order this
I was gonna order it with my brother one day just to see how heavy it felt eating one Bob "Average Meal", but I hate nuggets
I could probably eat 2 of those fries, 2 of those boxes of chicken nuggets, and one burger. Forget the drinks though.
Are you a woman?
there isn't much density to it
Jesus
I used to watch him all the time in high school. Then I grew up.
>Thor 4 is a Marvel joint
>not a marvelkino
Wtf I FEEL BETRAYED
Forza Horizon 7: Finland ft. Gimmi
I value Bob because he's one of very few people I can completely enjoy feeling petty schadenfreude towards. Spoony has said some really shit stuff on twitter and in reviews, yet when I heard he lost his house and moved back in with his mom I felt genuinely miserable for him and want him to succeed. WingsofRedemption is a backstabbing, dishonest, cowardly butthole and brings all of his misery onto himself, yet it pains me to see how completely trolled he is and how depressing his life has become. Shortly before all the trans stuff started I instinctively knew something really fricked up was on the verge of happening, so I dipped and stopped following anything related to Chris-chan. It was that video where shaved his legs and called them smooth. Knowing all he's been up to since then, I'm glad I got out when I did.
Bob though, Bob is different. I actually take joy in his suffering. He's just so malicious, mean-spirited, ignorant and hypocritical. He genuinely doesn't deserve the platform he has. He has 130k subs, yet his videos average 3k views of he's lucky, how the hell are people giving him even a hundred bucks on patreon?
>how the hell are people giving him even a hundred bucks on patreon?
I can only guess that it's fraudulent somehow.
Like, someone mentioned Jim Sterling here. He's hemorrhaging subscribers recently, but he's still close to a million of them and his videos are watched by hundreds of thousands. His Twitter also gets hundreds of likes and comments and such
Boberto doesn't get a fraction of that. Not even 200k subs, videos don't reach 50k, Twitter is barely liked or commented by anyone except the same 12 usual suspects.
It makes no sense
What are you, a stalker?
I don't known, anon. You're reading my posts in this public forum. Are you stalking me?
I'm not logging and analyzing them against other obese "content creators" posts. You're pathetic, dude.
>I'm not logging
Logging to what?
> them against other obese "content creators" posts
No, you're analyzing my comments, which about that subject.
>You're pathetic, dude.
How defensive. Did you see yourself in one of these tubs of lard?
what a cope.
Seethe about it some more
I accept your concession.
But I don't accept yours.
Keep seething
I can't speak for the other anon, but my research consisted of someone mentioning how much he makes on patreon, and this prompting me to check how big he is on youtube, clicking on his account, seeing the number of subscribers under his name, and then scrolling through his videos to see how many views they get. "Oh, most recent one's only got like 400 views. Well that's not fair, let's keep scrolling and give him the benefit of the doubt. 3k... 4k... 3k... oh, a Thor video got 30k. ...3k... 2k... 3k..." The numbers don't add up. He's getting more money than he has active viewers.
It's almost like there's just one shark out there keeping him afloat. Maybe it's become some Faustian bargain for him. Maybe this one guy plops down like 5k a month to basically control Bob's life. To him it's chump change, to Bob it's everything. Maybe he just makes Bob espouse his political views, maybe he just wants Bob to keep making these videos no one likes forever so he's basically his personal clown. Maybe he's waiting for Bob's lowest point to pull the rug out from under him.
I’m assuming about half of Bob’s patreon donors have forgotten they actually donate. If it’s a dollar or 2 most people honestly wouldn’t notice.