Archimedes had lots of inventions, this entire sequence doesn't make any sense. They could've taken water out by buckets and poured it into the drain thing or whatever and it still would've worked.
They are very aware of everyone shitting on the film because of the perception that it's just gonna be Phoebe schooling Indie while he stands around being clueless. So this clip is trying to reverse that.
But it just comes off as desparate
You sure most people aren't just moronic? You seem to have lots of faith in believing those comments aren't just made by moronic normies.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I fail to see why it can't be true that both most people are moronic and that yidsney owns private botfarms with AIs for ~~*marketing*~~
this is the future idiocracy predicted
11 months ago
Anonymous
I checked through a few of the channels, the newer accounts with no profile picture or videos are obviously bots, but the older accounts with profile pictures and video uploads are obviously just mindless consoomers. What's funny is that any normie who might end up disliking this film will be mind-hacked by bots and algorithms to end up liking the movie anyway.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I checked through a few of the channels
I am hilariously incapable of even this level of casual care, to be quite honest
Yes!! Indy is back!!! This is gonna be epic, nothing better than Indy punching Nazis and doing crazy stunts. The trailer looks insane, so much running from boulders and exploding stuff like the old ones. Harrison Ford is a legend, he's almost 80 and he's still doing all his own stunts?! What a badass. The new younger female lead looks cool too, she can definitely kick some butt. I'm just glad we getting another Indy movie, I don't even care what the plot is really I just wanna see Indy whip out his bullwhip and punch some bad guys haha. I hope they go all out with the booby traps and secret reveal moments, that's what I love most about Indy movies! October 2023 can't come soon enough, take my money already!! Can't wait.
Jesus Christ. You'd think Disney has the resources to hire more authentic sounding shills. "This [PRODUCT] sure looks swell! I really that [PRODUCT] does well financially. Show me no more of [PRODUCT]; I'm in!"
>secret door opens up >music explodes >look like they're about to go down some big waterslide >shot cuts >it's actually just a little waterslide because Harrison Ford is in his eighties and would have a heart attack if he went down a big waterslide
>I'm ready to enjoy this movie on it's own merits instead of anyone's preconceptions
are there really people enough to not know this is a shill marketing post just from looking at it
I will watch this but I have deep concerns about how Indiana Jones should not be exploring dangerous places at his age. Like it breaks the immersion based on that clip, even though there's probably some kooky explanation.
>even the url says it’s a b0RE
I am issuing my official apology to Crystal Skull and the fridge scene for saying it was the worst Indy ever. It’s still bad, but it has its moments
>Well they didn't get out the doors!
Does he mean "They didn't go out through the doors?" And what the hell does that mean? Why would doors be there if they weren't accessible?
No reason to "get in the pool" you dummies. If this "secret door" required water displacement, they could've just filled it with stuff and then got in after the water was all washed away.
Helena's line here is kind of stupid.
She probably said something mean to Indy in the first cut, and in this one they changed it so she said "Okay, I'm getting in the pool".
If you slow it down, the scene is very dark and it's difficult to tell if she actually said this line, or if it was added in ADR.
I tell you, I can't wait to not watch this movie and watch people here meme ragging on it for a couple months, just like every other atrocious piece of garbage that shouldn't exist
K, why would Indy ask for help? He was doing fine on his own, and all she did was knock over one piece of column or whatever.
It's like they couldn't think of anything interesting for these characters to do, so there's a "ticking clock" but not really.
>It's not all bail money, some of it is gambling dabs!
Want to do another take, for insurance? That actor flubbed the line.
What? No! Movies aren't about the little details, it's about the big picture. No one's going to notice that!
Does anyone else watch this scene and think the Tuk Tuk things are moving at 30mph?
It looks like they're doing 200mph.
Why did they film it so shittily??
>asks her to help him put the stones in the water >he sets two >she sets a single hand on one >Indy fricking drags and pulls that one himself as well
Fricking hell I hate Phoebe Waller Bridge why is this stupid b***h in this damn movie?
fricking comments are like someone stuffed an AI full of one line movie blurbs and Black folk seriously think yidsney is going to pay people to manually post that shit if they don't have to
Wait for any of the following instead >the camrip >the webms posted here >the digital rip when it gets disneyplussed about a month after theatrical release
If you really want to experience it in the theatre, go watch something else, then afterwards walk in to catch Indy after previews have rolled. There will be plenty of available seating so you won’t be in anybody’s chair.
genuinely i dont know why so many people are apeshit about this movie , i dont think we needed another movie but i'll give it a watch since i enjoy the character of indy since i was young . does lucasfilm's fanbase just attracted the most moronic people possible? it's a fricking sequel who cares if you dont wanna see it just dont watch it
>new indy movie where there isn't a new love interest like the other movies but instead he gets an annoying millennial side kick goddaughter who constantly shits on him and tells him everything he did in the past is racist, bigoted and wrong while being a girlboss
at least it's faithful to what's actually happening in the real world right now
He’s so OLD, lmfao. I can’t fricking believe they’d try this shit. He is TOO OLD. It’s worse than the 80lb Mary Sue taking out fifty 280lb body builders.
It looks very cheap. The 80's films had similar scenes that were all more elaborate and had more exciting traps and dangers. This looks like something out of a disney+ show.
The scenes are also very muddled. Not shot well or clear. Like there was vaseline on the camera lens.
The original films were shot extremely well, with lots of detail and grit.
I think it's because so much of the new ones required CGI.
>Indiana Jones and Erectile Dysfunction! >Indiana Jones and the Colon Clinic! >Indiana Jones and the b***h at the DMV who revoked my license! >Indiana Jones and the case of the missing Jell-O
Archimedes had lots of inventions, this entire sequence doesn't make any sense. They could've taken water out by buckets and poured it into the drain thing or whatever and it still would've worked.
did you see any plastic buckets sitting around motherfricker
Kek, or they could've splashed water into that thing basin too.
they didn't literally have to STAND in the water.
they could have both drank the water and then pissed it out to solve the puzzle as well if time wasn’t a factor
He could have used his hat
>Indy figures out shit with water underground while woman acts confused and scared
Didn't we already do this in Last Crusade?
Yup, but no rats this time because modern audiences don't like implied animal abuse (mice/rats getting lit on fire in Crusades).
They are very aware of everyone shitting on the film because of the perception that it's just gonna be Phoebe schooling Indie while he stands around being clueless. So this clip is trying to reverse that.
But it just comes off as desparate
Looks great
those fricking comments....
It's all Disney/Lucasfilm employees kek
>This is exactly what I want. I can't wait.
>This looks promising. Why all the hate? Not everything is WOKE. Go Indy!
>I'm ready to enjoy this movie on it's own merits instead of anyone's preconceptions.
>This is such woke trash! J/k. This looks so good. I have my tickets for Thursday the 29th! SO PUMPED.
>Harrison Ford looks like he's in his mid 60s tops here!
Absolute Black person cattle that will consoom whatever goyslop is forced down their throat.
congratulations, you're dumber than those clear and obvious bots
I didn't know bots upload videos of their own and have accounts going back to like 2013. Damn.
you mean to tell me you can just invent a backdated profile? on a website? ok schizo
You sure most people aren't just moronic? You seem to have lots of faith in believing those comments aren't just made by moronic normies.
I fail to see why it can't be true that both most people are moronic and that yidsney owns private botfarms with AIs for ~~*marketing*~~
this is the future idiocracy predicted
I checked through a few of the channels, the newer accounts with no profile picture or videos are obviously bots, but the older accounts with profile pictures and video uploads are obviously just mindless consoomers. What's funny is that any normie who might end up disliking this film will be mind-hacked by bots and algorithms to end up liking the movie anyway.
>I checked through a few of the channels
I am hilariously incapable of even this level of casual care, to be quite honest
I check in case I end up replying to a bot.
They're chink bots.
I’m baffled since literally no one I know is talking about this (even my dad doesn’t care about it and he loves the old movies).
>in order to unlock the door we must drop random things in the water!
Lel the bot comments
Who knew James Mangold had so many accounts
I don't see what the problem is, these look like completely organic praises for [ERROR:PRODUCT_NOT_SPECIFIED]
You know a comment is fake if it's using exclamation points!
>I can't wait to purchase this product or service!!!
Yes!! Indy is back!!! This is gonna be epic, nothing better than Indy punching Nazis and doing crazy stunts. The trailer looks insane, so much running from boulders and exploding stuff like the old ones. Harrison Ford is a legend, he's almost 80 and he's still doing all his own stunts?! What a badass. The new younger female lead looks cool too, she can definitely kick some butt. I'm just glad we getting another Indy movie, I don't even care what the plot is really I just wanna see Indy whip out his bullwhip and punch some bad guys haha. I hope they go all out with the booby traps and secret reveal moments, that's what I love most about Indy movies! October 2023 can't come soon enough, take my money already!! Can't wait.
Jesus Christ. You'd think Disney has the resources to hire more authentic sounding shills. "This [PRODUCT] sure looks swell! I really that [PRODUCT] does well financially. Show me no more of [PRODUCT]; I'm in!"
>tell me you are a shill without telling me you are a shill
Kek, I was posting this for the lulz. This movie looks like complete garbage.
if you did this just to foment chaos and butthurt,then you have my aproval and I apologize
>secret door opens up
>music explodes
>look like they're about to go down some big waterslide
>shot cuts
>it's actually just a little waterslide because Harrison Ford is in his eighties and would have a heart attack if he went down a big waterslide
solid analsys
i wont see it now as when a movie release to many trailers it means its gonna be Shite with a capital S
The comments are hilariously bad, lmfao
>I'm ready to enjoy this movie on it's own merits instead of anyone's preconceptions
are there really people enough to not know this is a shill marketing post just from looking at it
Peak. Indy.
Love these real comments!!
how much did yidsney spend to make a bunch of chinks write all those comments
Their marketing budget was probably upwards of $100,000,000.
So a LOT.
bro they've built autonomous stunt robots years back, you seriously think they don't have an AI bot farm now
I will watch this but I have deep concerns about how Indiana Jones should not be exploring dangerous places at his age. Like it breaks the immersion based on that clip, even though there's probably some kooky explanation.
lmao maybe that's just the demographic.
>even the url says it’s a b0RE
I am issuing my official apology to Crystal Skull and the fridge scene for saying it was the worst Indy ever. It’s still bad, but it has its moments
>Dislikes disabled
lol israelites
Dislikes on youtube have been disabled since Biden took office.
How does this movie come out so soon? I’ve seen hardly any promotion.
They already blew the budget, so they've had to cut back on advertising.
$300,000,000 to de-age Harrison Ford, lmfao
Sad
This looks incredible! Really brings me back to the classic adventures of Indiana Jones! Can't wait to see it on the 30th!
>Under the moon, life lies at her feet
What's this quote from? Anything? Or did they make it up for the film?
>her feet
They are hoping to get the Cinemaphile audience
>Well they didn't get out the doors!
Does he mean "They didn't go out through the doors?" And what the hell does that mean? Why would doors be there if they weren't accessible?
No reason to "get in the pool" you dummies. If this "secret door" required water displacement, they could've just filled it with stuff and then got in after the water was all washed away.
Helena's line here is kind of stupid.
She probably said something mean to Indy in the first cut, and in this one they changed it so she said "Okay, I'm getting in the pool".
If you slow it down, the scene is very dark and it's difficult to tell if she actually said this line, or if it was added in ADR.
It's almost like Helena is a stupid fricking character
Why would they replace him with such an UGLY broad?
She's homely af and has this huge splotch on her face. Wtf?
But then the trap door wouldn't have opened right under them, it's so dramatic! And fun!
>WHOA A WATER SLIDE! ARCHIMEDES YOU DEVIL! YOU WERE LIKE WALT DISNEY BEFORE WALT DISNEY!
I tell you, I can't wait to not watch this movie and watch people here meme ragging on it for a couple months, just like every other atrocious piece of garbage that shouldn't exist
you can see we are so tired of the bullshit that the rage its not even that big
K, why would Indy ask for help? He was doing fine on his own, and all she did was knock over one piece of column or whatever.
It's like they couldn't think of anything interesting for these characters to do, so there's a "ticking clock" but not really.
I forgot we were still waiting for it.
I know, it feels like it's already been released and forgotten.
I guess Disney is saving their advertising dollars for the first week or release.
Sorry but it's kino
Is anyone else fricking HYPED?
the lobotomized probably
Harrison Ford sounds really nasally now.
>It's not all bail money, some of it is gambling dabs!
Want to do another take, for insurance? That actor flubbed the line.
What? No! Movies aren't about the little details, it's about the big picture. No one's going to notice that!
>I'll do it for a trailer full of cash if I never have to do a second take
Does anyone else watch this scene and think the Tuk Tuk things are moving at 30mph?
It looks like they're doing 200mph.
Why did they film it so shittily??
good to hear that sound engineers are still top men
lol they already know
>Disabled by Owner
a fitting summary for all LF IPs, really
they are just laundering money at this point
To who though?
Like who's getting the most from the $300,000,000 budget before they even sell any tickets?
I bet there is some bullshit capitalist instrument
you can use to deduct taxes or whatever to gain money when you are losing it.
ukraine (their own personal bank accounts and international dignitaries for 'favors')
They did that with every video on their channel, check their other stuff
>asks her to help him put the stones in the water
>he sets two
>she sets a single hand on one
>Indy fricking drags and pulls that one himself as well
Fricking hell I hate Phoebe Waller Bridge why is this stupid b***h in this damn movie?
fricking comments are like someone stuffed an AI full of one line movie blurbs and Black folk seriously think yidsney is going to pay people to manually post that shit if they don't have to
What a thrill ride! I can't wait to purchase my full price ticket and large popcorn. Ford has still got it!
part
time
It's confirmed Kathleen Kennedy is out after Indy 5
PLAP
Yippee. No one is going to pay to watch this Disney shit.
I almost want to see it in theaters to see how much of a shit-show it will be.
But there's no reason to.
Wait for any of the following instead
>the camrip
>the webms posted here
>the digital rip when it gets disneyplussed about a month after theatrical release
If you really want to experience it in the theatre, go watch something else, then afterwards walk in to catch Indy after previews have rolled. There will be plenty of available seating so you won’t be in anybody’s chair.
Kek, I haven't done that since I was a teenager.
Will probably now do it though.
genuinely i dont know why so many people are apeshit about this movie , i dont think we needed another movie but i'll give it a watch since i enjoy the character of indy since i was young . does lucasfilm's fanbase just attracted the most moronic people possible? it's a fricking sequel who cares if you dont wanna see it just dont watch it
I'm not "apeshit", but I will instead watch the superior original films instead.
>new indy movie where there isn't a new love interest like the other movies but instead he gets an annoying millennial side kick goddaughter who constantly shits on him and tells him everything he did in the past is racist, bigoted and wrong while being a girlboss
at least it's faithful to what's actually happening in the real world right now
The best Indy girl was a Nazi.
What did they mean by this?
I commented "this looks like shit" and it got deleted
you're on the list now goy
Stopped watching 30 seconds in. This is just depressing. Ford looks like an old man in a costume. He should have turned this down.
Dont care
I knew it, indy is the real protagonist of the movie, all those critics and leaks were wrong. thanks random comment.
>literally posting the boardroom explanation selling this clip's existence
good god
based
the curated clip worked to trick this sap into spending money to see it
He’s so OLD, lmfao. I can’t fricking believe they’d try this shit. He is TOO OLD. It’s worse than the 80lb Mary Sue taking out fifty 280lb body builders.
Indy needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine!
>ChatGPT, give me a positive reaction to Indiana Jones 5, in the style of a Youtube comment
Oh, so that's how they do it
Pottery
>Based on the trailer alone
ChatGPT has been compromised by corporate interests.
>no mention of feminist politics being out of place
It looks very cheap. The 80's films had similar scenes that were all more elaborate and had more exciting traps and dangers. This looks like something out of a disney+ show.
The scenes are also very muddled. Not shot well or clear. Like there was vaseline on the camera lens.
The original films were shot extremely well, with lots of detail and grit.
I think it's because so much of the new ones required CGI.
People should start apologizing to Willie after this
Kate Capshaw was a good actress for Temple of Doom.
A ditsy actress way out of her comfort zone.
What everyone was asking for.
DID YOU HEAR THE JOHN WILLIAMS SCORE; AMAZING OMG
Indiana Jones and the adult diapers
>Indiana Jones and Erectile Dysfunction!
>Indiana Jones and the Colon Clinic!
>Indiana Jones and the b***h at the DMV who revoked my license!
>Indiana Jones and the case of the missing Jell-O