>back when Cinemaphile recognized the prequels as the pieces of shit they obviously are >Plinkett reviews get stickied
It was a different time. A much, much better time.
>calls it trash pulp fiction with shitty CG with half assed virtue signaling >I really liked the movie >goes into reading online reviews, ignores valid criticism "it's a movie" >it's unrealistic that she kills the predator though
Those star wars nerds are right, they don't actually give a shit about franchises besides star trek.
>positive reviews from "important" people >straight to streaming >instant review
thanks mike and jay
btw, i vomited in your garden, you just haven't seen/smelled it yet
Let me guess, Jay gives off a vibe like he hates it initially then walks it back after Mike says he likes it, then brings up the Comanche subtitles, twitter drama, "Mary Sue", and maybe even the Batgirl stuff. Meanwhile mike says "mhm" through the video looking tired of Jays shit, and maybe brings a piece of paper with something written on it.
jay doesn't say much of anything in 35 minutes besides saying that the comanche dub was shit because of closed captioning indicating noises and CGI was terrible on the animals
his autism made him hate it because it said (*grass rustles*) he didn't hate the dub he is jsut so autistic that seeing shit for deaf people is more immersion breaking than Indians speaking English or being poorly dubbed with native clickclack
he actually said it was unrealistic that she killed the predator, but I guess he doesn't care that the entire point of the movie is supposed to be her struggle with the predator. He seems to be hung up on how cool of an idea it was and not how poorly it was executed
Jay is such a waste of oxygen. Dude whines like a teenage girl in almost every episode and adds no comedic value. The show should seriously be Mike and Rich.
pretty funny how he cares enough about the film to want it to be in an indian language but the worst thing he can say about it is that the bear looked like shit
People are bit obsessed with the “feminist” aspect, but you can’t deny there is “Mary Sue” element. The guy in the review you have red summarized it quite well. She became warrior in a day, and the final fight was just laughable. Marvel level of action. She should have been portrayed like a more skilled fighter/ hunter from start. This just made Predator a way less scary opponent
Yea, I dunno what the frick he was thinking with that.
The Bruce Willis comparison makes sense, but not Tom Cruise, the dude is LITERALLY only as big as he is now because he's known for being a fricking insane person who does his own insane stunts.
They’re not talking about Tom Cruise as a performer you autist. They’re saying that the shit action heroes routinely do in movies is completely unrealistic. Which it is. Tom Cruise beats down multiple much larger men at once in Jack Reacher. What the frick does that have to do with Cruise doing his own stunts?
>spend half the review defending feminism >mike argues that "people never complain when a man does a physically impressive feat but they do when a woman does, despite there being no physical differences between male and female"
A man beating the Predator in physical combat is no more plausible than a woman doing it. Just like it’s completely impossible for a man to take out ten guys in a fight by himself. But morons like you somehow find that shit believable when Jeremy Renner does it.
It's not about belief, it's about suspension of DISbelief. If, in theory, you showed me a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime beats up a room full of dudes, though not likely in a realistic sense, it's far more believable than a 100lbs girl doing it. Arnie actually fighting the Predator *feels* right because to many people in the 80's he was the apex of human physicality. By your logic the commandos in the original Predator should have just been a team of teenage girls, because after all, the Predator could body any human. And it's not like you CAN'T teach women survivalism and shooting, so why even expect the inverse, right.
If you think a man of any size beating up a room full of men is believable then you’re brain’s been rotted by capeshit. It’s so impossible as to enter the realm of fantasy. You could have a woman or a hamster doing it, the effect is the same.
>if you think a baby couldn't beat up the predator you're a moron >no it's not a stupid ideas, it's fantasy, anything can happen in fantasy, it doesn't need to be believable!
When did it get THIS bad?
I stopped watching for a while after the Midnight Mass discussion where Mike said it was the best thing he'd ever seen and that anyone saying it was too talky was just too stupid to understand Flanagan's totally cool, Gen-X, Philosophy 101 dialogue.
They were dumb, midwestern dudes that just happened to get lucky. That was the fun of the content. But now, Mike spends 5-15 minutes making up a new script in his head with the most boring, on-the-nose plot to "fix" problems that aren't there, and Jay can't do anything but talk about race and gender while complaining about people who complain about everything being about race and gender.
It's just not fun to spend 30-60 minutes with them anymore.
getting taken to the woodshed by youknowwho after their Picard reviews caught on, softened them up quite a bit
now they're shuckin and jivin to show what good boys they are
Nah, picard was them realizing it wasn't ever going to get better and hitting rock bottom so they changed up their format like critical drinker to praise what shitty movies do right
Their Picard series was a massive hit and certain people involved with the show (Picard) and those ethnically affiliated with said people took issue with this.
They started vocalizing their displeasure on twitter and in articles, even tagging RLM and eluding to some sort bias on RLM's part.
When this happened they stopped the series for a few weeks and then made one last episode in which they conveniently swore off doing anymore of it ever again for totally unrelated reasons.
The problem is modern movies are 90% crap and it get boring shitting on them all the time, people would rather focus on the stuff they like than whine all the time
but nobody is watching reviews about bad movies to hear about why they're good. Critical Drinker gets twice the views on his videos with negative titles, similarly RLM gets 2-4 times the amount of views on videos that are obviously trashing something. Praising bad movies and shows for the handful of things they got right seems to be a financially destructive thing to do. Maybe the negativity really was just getting to them
Yeah I meant it more from the perspective of their own attitude towards movies than what their viewers want. These guys don't seem to have a life beyond movies and they've had to see a world they're fully immersed in turn to absolute shit over the last decade, it's for the sake of their own sanity they'd rather focus on the good stuff and accept the insipid, formulaic nature of modern productions.
Which is why I don't watch movies like this
I don't know what people were expecting from a movie about a Comanche girl fighting a predator, it seems to be exactly what I would've expected
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah i have no desire to watch it, sure its fine for a modern movie but that means nothing now. seems like that is as high as the bar gets nowadays
2 years ago
Anonymous
I honestly never even knew about this movie until it stared getting spammed on here a few days ago.
I can't stand these morons who are waiting on bated breath for the next big commercial franchise instalment and then get butthurt when it's just a typical modern commercial movie. Have some taste for frick's sake, these guys seem incapable of seeking out movies that don't follow a formula they're clearly sick of.
the drink broke his brain, mike has absolutely no taste or common sense anymore. guy thought Kenobi was 'okay' because Picard was worse. not worth listening to anymore.
>They were dumb, midwestern dudes that just happened to get lucky
James Rolfe is a literal sped who got lucky, too. All of the guys from the early generation of Internet video content got lucky and all of the people who improved upon the formula either stayed small or were deplatformed completely. Go figure that the only one who stayed consistent was Doug Walker.
The friend simulation is broken. This is how I felt when I sat through Rich and Jack's old Pre Rec streams. They're just boring, average, grumpy aging nerds.
It feels like they aren’t really trying hard like they used to. I mean they don’t have to so it’s easy to understand. Unless viewing figures drop significantly nothing will change. They are loaded, they don’t need to care. Happens to almost every successful person.
basically, mike says "if she actually earned her position socially within her tribe and lead the tribe to kill the predator that would have shut up the basement dwelling incels".
He's legitimately sold on the idea of "predator, but in the 1700's" and I don't think anything could convince him a bad movie could come out of that. He then says "I don't care". Which makes me think they're just watching movies to watch them and finding any possible diamond in the rough to not shit on them completely
>hey I'm sure this sounded cool from a production point of view so it was good
>Which makes me think they're just watching movies to watch them and finding any possible diamond in the rough to not shit on them completely
it's their fricking income
you also forgot about their common trope of reading shitty imdb reviews, mike's ego is so fricking huge. and they do really think this shit is still funny.
Who does this garbage appeal to?
They spent the few minutes talking about obvious corporation tricks and scams to not pay taxes, forgive debt and so on as if anyone cares... yet they take it very seriously.
He thought they were going to film two versions of a mainstream commercial Hollywood movie, with one all in Comanche and was upset when he found out it was just a dub, it's utterly moronic
mike has always been the most based member. rich used to be based, but then he became a cariacture and is actually sort of woke nowadays. mike doesnt give a frick. he never will change. thats why he's a chad
Being somewhat normalgays and browsing the twitterverse and what have you they've been sort of mentally corralled into this belief that shitting on new bad movies and shows is some sort of political thing, I don't think its their fault I jsut think they've bene brainwashed by association to not trust themselves. They're white men you know.
They're always three steps behind the zeitgeist even when it's facefricking them. You'd think Mike would be the most irritated by what's happening given what they did with Star Trek. Now they're more angry at people who call out this bullshit that's been happening since at least 2015. Blathering sheep, all of them.
I think a part of it is they're already looking at it as if the predator franchise is dead, which they said multiple times. So anything that's not steaming hot shit would be a win to them, which is kind of the way they've gone with everything. They're complacent to the idea that franchises will run indefinitely with zero coherence so even if there's a few bad titles eventually one of them will be good, right?
Remember when they called Joss Whedon (before he got cancelled) an SJW? Now they unironically use the word woke. And Jay saying people got mad at that black woman in Jurassic World "for just existing!" shows that he is immersed in libtard twitter.
you can definitely tell they don't believe that things can get any worse and having social media that's constantly telling them nothing will get any worse than it already is definitely helps. Take Rich's take on streaming, I forgot what review it was but he fully believes that "they're jsut going to figure shit out" and things are going to go back to movie theater quality movies and high quality television shows in a few years
maybe they haven't been sufficiently broken yet, or maybe it's all an act
>maybe they haven't been sufficiently broken yet, or maybe it's all an act
It's hard to tell with them, their real selves act like normies who only watch the newest things on streaming (Mike actually likes that pedo cartoon big mouth) and have the most basic understanding of politics. Rich is the same except he also plays video games.
>but he fully believes that "they're jsut going to figure shit out" and things are going to go back to movie theater quality movies and high quality television shows in a few years
I think there's room for optimism with streaming, you can see services like Netflix are being forced to cut out the bloat in their programming and prioritise actual good content. I think there's room for optimism over the next few years as streaming moves out of its nascent stage and services are forced to compete with each other.
Stopped watching these gays after the fat boring one used the term "undocumented immigrants" instead of "illegal immigrants" in one video. No surprise to hear they're talking shit about anti-wokes.
i am convinced now that nobody, least of all mike and jay, actually understand the masculine virtues of the original predator
hint; its not "big muscles"
i believe the segment where Mike read over 40 racial slurs for native americans, in a monotone voice while jay made faces, might have got the video pulled
>RLM Trannies trying to lie and pretend that RLM is “based and redpilled” when they made an entire video shilling a Woke female-lead Predator movie and yelling at the sexists who hated it.
>see RLM shill threads on Cinemaphile >i want to see the movie before watching thier review >start hulu free trial and watch it >come back to Cinemaphile >DURR THEY'RE KEKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HATE WOMEN >watch the RLM review >"it was ok, i kinda liked it"
well, that was interesting. If you want the correct take: it's a 8/10 movie with a 4/10 ending
>be a stupid shill >don't reset his IP >proceeds to write a post where he pretends to have just joined the thread and of doing something silly while living under a rock for the past week.
jej
My cousin used to really hate cats and then he moved in with a chick that has multiple cats.
Nowadays he can't stop simping for cats, always takes care of them, praises them, insults dogs all the time... wtf.
Nothing to miss with the review, it was mediocre aside from the beginning.
Next to no talk about the movie, since there was nothing to talk about, and instead it was just them taking pot shots at moronic/troll reviews and other tripe.
This is a new low for them. Rather than shit on a bad movie like they usually do, they have to run cover for it because brown lead.
Since there's little to nothing to compliment, they cherry pick 3 random comments and critique their typos instead.
I would've privated this embarrassing ass vid too.
Why do they seem to be pro woke now? They made fun of "incel basement dwellers" in the video. They literally used to be part of that crowd a few years ago themselves.
1.) I ejaculated on my ex
2.) Mike Stoklasa touched my ex (years later) at a convention
3.) Mike Stoklasa touched something that I ejaculated on
Ask me anything
>no one really complains when it's tom cruise flipping around on a motorcycle or bruce willis in die hard movies but they complain when it's a woman
Mission Impossible 2 is the disliked one because of how hong kong and goofy the action scenes are. Die Hard 1 is a classic because Willis is gets the shit beat out of him through the movie and nobody likes the later die hard movies where he's invincible. >i don't even know what woke means anymore >they dubbed it in commanche so twitter wouldn't get mad at them
This video is dumberer than usual
>spends 10 minutes mocking IMDB reviewers complaining about the mary sue girl in order to virtue signal
Haven't seen one of these in a long time, how long have Half in the Bag been this bad ?
The vast majority of the "review" was talking about irrelevant shit and making fun of chud reviews, after spending a couple minutes saying the movie was okay but nothing special.
It felt like they reviewed it specifically to talk about "woke" shit than the movie itself.
>what do you mean you're tired of me constantly crying that every single thing is a globohomosexual woke shill troony agenda?
they're not pro-woke, they're anti-schizo
Anyone else here feel like their video quality has gone way downhill? Am I just bored of that style of humour or has the quality dropped? I personally think their videos are becoming far too long as well. I saw the length of the latest black spine episode and was just like “no I’m good.” Feels like they don’t bother editing out the unfunny parts anymore.
Nice
reminder rlm threads do not belong on Cinemaphile
>non-RLM
>"GUYS! RLM ISN'T Cinemaphile"
Very impressive... moron
newbies https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/13806474/#13806474
>back when Cinemaphile recognized the prequels as the pieces of shit they obviously are
>Plinkett reviews get stickied
It was a different time. A much, much better time.
I forget how many tripgays this board used to have
BASED 2010 anons
death to all zoomers
>death to all zoomers
>they hate it
wtf??
They'll probably like it. They're morons.
Literally who?
>chud02
>chud80
You do NOT have 80 chuds on that damn computermjiggy
That doesn’t answer my question.
>5 mins ago
ITS REAL! GET IN HERE
>it's alright
That's it. I'm sending them anthrax in a tape.
"it's alright" for movie reviewers is "it's hot vomit"
Jay owes me sex
Jay seems very well versed in gay porn stars
>chud80.png
Will they ever actually go to the cinema for some shit that isn't marvel?
Did Mike subtly name the israelite?
He named Jay ?
>Mike hates it
>Jay loved it
Its over.......
Usually, Jay's the one with better taste.
>"Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell"
- Jay, TFA review paid by di$ney
Yeah, he SO has better tastes.
I don't remember him saying that.
They'll like it just like they liked The Force Awakens and then shit on it a year from now when they realize it's actually bad.
Mike still hasn't commented on the july 4 incident
Josh's body still hasn't been found and Mike refuses to talk about it
Jay needs to apologize for mocking the disabled community.
>bruised knees from sucking wiener
king shit
stfu Arin
wheres the commet i wanna tell arin to die
RLM deleted then re-uploaded the video to flush the "verified creator top upboat comment/free ad for their own channels" grifters
Fricking KEK at them shitting all over the anti-woke youtube grifters. It's even more hilarious because all those pathetic homosexuals love RLM.
Mike and Jay got banned from all the cinemas in Milwaukee for yelling slurs so they can only review streaming shit.
>calls it trash pulp fiction with shitty CG with half assed virtue signaling
>I really liked the movie
>goes into reading online reviews, ignores valid criticism "it's a movie"
>it's unrealistic that she kills the predator though
Those star wars nerds are right, they don't actually give a shit about franchises besides star trek.
>positive reviews from "important" people
>straight to streaming
>instant review
thanks mike and jay
btw, i vomited in your garden, you just haven't seen/smelled it yet
how did no one else make the Mary Sioux joke before them? its so obvious in hindsight
Because it is racist. the tribe in the film were Comanche. Sioux are a completely different tribe.
Fake and gay
I've seen that posted in multiple Prey threads here.
sneeding and feeding
I have a bunch of RLM videos I haven't watched yet
I had the same opinion as them, my taste is good
she had nice boobers
>dude it's so shitty when these bad directors hire women just to get naked in their shitty movies
>BUT WHEN WE DO IT IT'S LE IRONIC!
I hate that she looks like my mom
The duality of man
i want to frick these guys moms
you have a nice looking mom
>tattoo
into the trash it goes
I love that she looks like my mom
Buy an ad
>advertising free content
>monetized entertainment
>free
Now this is next level shilling.
>I don't like your reviews so I'm gunna call them shills.
>haven't watched an ad since 2014
sounds like a skill issue
ever hear of ad block
>41 year old man wearing Converse
cringe
Let me guess, Jay gives off a vibe like he hates it initially then walks it back after Mike says he likes it, then brings up the Comanche subtitles, twitter drama, "Mary Sue", and maybe even the Batgirl stuff. Meanwhile mike says "mhm" through the video looking tired of Jays shit, and maybe brings a piece of paper with something written on it.
jay doesn't say much of anything in 35 minutes besides saying that the comanche dub was shit because of closed captioning indicating noises and CGI was terrible on the animals
I thought he said it was shit BECAUSE it was a dub and not actually filmed.
Which would make sense, dubs are universally trash.
his autism made him hate it because it said (*grass rustles*) he didn't hate the dub he is jsut so autistic that seeing shit for deaf people is more immersion breaking than Indians speaking English or being poorly dubbed with native clickclack
This is so pathetic now that they are in their 40s, I genuinely can't watch them anymore it's so cringe
HOLY SMOKES IT'S UP IT'S UP
LET'S FRIGGEN GOOOOO
>Mike hates overpowered female Jedi's
>Mike thinks a small native girl taking out a Predator is okay
He's really trying to grasp at straws at this point.
he actually said it was unrealistic that she killed the predator, but I guess he doesn't care that the entire point of the movie is supposed to be her struggle with the predator. He seems to be hung up on how cool of an idea it was and not how poorly it was executed
he's jaded with the endless cliches and just wants to enjoy film again
Red Letter Media is brownnosing these days. You throw out how you dislike people who use the term woke just to score points with the mainstream.
I think they're just jaded boomers and hate memes
nobody likes people who use the term woke though
>t. Woke trannie
damn bro haha
Jay is such a waste of oxygen. Dude whines like a teenage girl in almost every episode and adds no comedic value. The show should seriously be Mike and Rich.
I don't know why they don't have rich more often, he's funny and their dynamic always works better with the three of them
rich evans is too busy for movies.
>Everyone speaking english is gonna drive me nuts
Jay confirmed for based autist
pretty funny how he cares enough about the film to want it to be in an indian language but the worst thing he can say about it is that the bear looked like shit
People are bit obsessed with the “feminist” aspect, but you can’t deny there is “Mary Sue” element. The guy in the review you have red summarized it quite well. She became warrior in a day, and the final fight was just laughable. Marvel level of action. She should have been portrayed like a more skilled fighter/ hunter from start. This just made Predator a way less scary opponent
>No one complains when Tom Cruise does his own stunts
What did Mike mean by this?
Yea, I dunno what the frick he was thinking with that.
The Bruce Willis comparison makes sense, but not Tom Cruise, the dude is LITERALLY only as big as he is now because he's known for being a fricking insane person who does his own insane stunts.
They’re not talking about Tom Cruise as a performer you autist. They’re saying that the shit action heroes routinely do in movies is completely unrealistic. Which it is. Tom Cruise beats down multiple much larger men at once in Jack Reacher. What the frick does that have to do with Cruise doing his own stunts?
I got the RLM game working with Lutris on Linux btw
>spend half the review defending feminism
>mike argues that "people never complain when a man does a physically impressive feat but they do when a woman does, despite there being no physical differences between male and female"
lmfao
half the review defending feminism
If that's how you interpreted it, you're a fricking idiot. Get laid, incel.
A man beating the Predator in physical combat is no more plausible than a woman doing it. Just like it’s completely impossible for a man to take out ten guys in a fight by himself. But morons like you somehow find that shit believable when Jeremy Renner does it.
Men strong woman weak
>nobody complains when a man does it!
they do though, people with more than a single brain cell know shit like this is moronic
It's not about belief, it's about suspension of DISbelief. If, in theory, you showed me a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime beats up a room full of dudes, though not likely in a realistic sense, it's far more believable than a 100lbs girl doing it. Arnie actually fighting the Predator *feels* right because to many people in the 80's he was the apex of human physicality. By your logic the commandos in the original Predator should have just been a team of teenage girls, because after all, the Predator could body any human. And it's not like you CAN'T teach women survivalism and shooting, so why even expect the inverse, right.
If you think a man of any size beating up a room full of men is believable then you’re brain’s been rotted by capeshit. It’s so impossible as to enter the realm of fantasy. You could have a woman or a hamster doing it, the effect is the same.
somebody post third reich mike .webm
You argue like such a tremendous homosexual. It's a shame your second dad didn't swallow you.
Not an argument, troon
Are the trannies in the room with you right now you mental defective?
It's not about the probability of beating some dude, it's the believability.
I love how you completely miss his point, fricking moron
>if you think a baby couldn't beat up the predator you're a moron
>no it's not a stupid ideas, it's fantasy, anything can happen in fantasy, it doesn't need to be believable!
Thank you for this post.
I'll make sure not to watch this gay shit now.
>movie about an ugly indian chick
just watch Jerimiah Johnson
When did it get THIS bad?
I stopped watching for a while after the Midnight Mass discussion where Mike said it was the best thing he'd ever seen and that anyone saying it was too talky was just too stupid to understand Flanagan's totally cool, Gen-X, Philosophy 101 dialogue.
They were dumb, midwestern dudes that just happened to get lucky. That was the fun of the content. But now, Mike spends 5-15 minutes making up a new script in his head with the most boring, on-the-nose plot to "fix" problems that aren't there, and Jay can't do anything but talk about race and gender while complaining about people who complain about everything being about race and gender.
It's just not fun to spend 30-60 minutes with them anymore.
covid broke all the movie reviewers, I think they realized if they 100% negative they were going to lose views
getting taken to the woodshed by youknowwho after their Picard reviews caught on, softened them up quite a bit
now they're shuckin and jivin to show what good boys they are
Nah, picard was them realizing it wasn't ever going to get better and hitting rock bottom so they changed up their format like critical drinker to praise what shitty movies do right
>getting taken to the woodshed by youknowwho after their Picard reviews caught on, softened them up quite a bit
What do you mean?
Their Picard series was a massive hit and certain people involved with the show (Picard) and those ethnically affiliated with said people took issue with this.
They started vocalizing their displeasure on twitter and in articles, even tagging RLM and eluding to some sort bias on RLM's part.
When this happened they stopped the series for a few weeks and then made one last episode in which they conveniently swore off doing anymore of it ever again for totally unrelated reasons.
qrd?
The problem is modern movies are 90% crap and it get boring shitting on them all the time, people would rather focus on the stuff they like than whine all the time
but nobody is watching reviews about bad movies to hear about why they're good. Critical Drinker gets twice the views on his videos with negative titles, similarly RLM gets 2-4 times the amount of views on videos that are obviously trashing something. Praising bad movies and shows for the handful of things they got right seems to be a financially destructive thing to do. Maybe the negativity really was just getting to them
Yeah I meant it more from the perspective of their own attitude towards movies than what their viewers want. These guys don't seem to have a life beyond movies and they've had to see a world they're fully immersed in turn to absolute shit over the last decade, it's for the sake of their own sanity they'd rather focus on the good stuff and accept the insipid, formulaic nature of modern productions.
Acceptance is the first step to getting pozzed
Which is why I don't watch movies like this
I don't know what people were expecting from a movie about a Comanche girl fighting a predator, it seems to be exactly what I would've expected
yeah i have no desire to watch it, sure its fine for a modern movie but that means nothing now. seems like that is as high as the bar gets nowadays
I honestly never even knew about this movie until it stared getting spammed on here a few days ago.
I can't stand these morons who are waiting on bated breath for the next big commercial franchise instalment and then get butthurt when it's just a typical modern commercial movie. Have some taste for frick's sake, these guys seem incapable of seeking out movies that don't follow a formula they're clearly sick of.
I guess in an age where movies will hamstring the entire narrative to shove in woke nonsense a movie that has a cohesive story becomes praiseworthy
Most movie reviewers have no actual insight regardless.
Here's your (You)
the drink broke his brain, mike has absolutely no taste or common sense anymore. guy thought Kenobi was 'okay' because Picard was worse. not worth listening to anymore.
>They were dumb, midwestern dudes that just happened to get lucky
James Rolfe is a literal sped who got lucky, too. All of the guys from the early generation of Internet video content got lucky and all of the people who improved upon the formula either stayed small or were deplatformed completely. Go figure that the only one who stayed consistent was Doug Walker.
>Go figure that the only one who stayed consistent was Doug Walker.
Post-cancellation of Nostalgia Critic is so much worse though.
>Go figure that the only one who stayed consistent was Doug Walker.
Yeah, consistently bad!
Thanks for posting this so I don't have to. This was painful.
Alcoholism destroyed Mike’s brain.
The friend simulation is broken. This is how I felt when I sat through Rich and Jack's old Pre Rec streams. They're just boring, average, grumpy aging nerds.
It feels like they aren’t really trying hard like they used to. I mean they don’t have to so it’s easy to understand. Unless viewing figures drop significantly nothing will change. They are loaded, they don’t need to care. Happens to almost every successful person.
Money is an amazing motivator until you reach a certain threshold then it becomes an equally strong demotivator.
This thread is literally an incoherent shillfest.
Sneed
>This board is literally an incoherent shillfest.
Spotted the troony.
Ywnbaw.
oh god they're defending it
this board will be trashed all week
Let me guess, they neither liked nor disliked it, and nothing meaningful is said. It's a 45 minute video that should've been 5 minutes.
they spend 90% of the review defending the MC and explaining why she's not a mary sue
except the opposite of that it true
I'm about to fricking chud out of I don't get this video
im going to chud all over the place if these oddly wholesome homosexual memes don't stop getting posted
In a good way?
>well I didn't HATE it
they literally broke new ground and Cinemaphile is seething
basically, mike says "if she actually earned her position socially within her tribe and lead the tribe to kill the predator that would have shut up the basement dwelling incels".
He's legitimately sold on the idea of "predator, but in the 1700's" and I don't think anything could convince him a bad movie could come out of that. He then says "I don't care". Which makes me think they're just watching movies to watch them and finding any possible diamond in the rough to not shit on them completely
>hey I'm sure this sounded cool from a production point of view so it was good
seething moron, if they agreed with your brain damaged ideas, you'd scream based
many numbers, good omen
>Which makes me think they're just watching movies to watch them and finding any possible diamond in the rough to not shit on them completely
it's their fricking income
you also forgot about their common trope of reading shitty imdb reviews, mike's ego is so fricking huge. and they do really think this shit is still funny.
Who does this garbage appeal to?
They spent the few minutes talking about obvious corporation tricks and scams to not pay taxes, forgive debt and so on as if anyone cares... yet they take it very seriously.
good cinem
How were these anons so ahead of their times?
>WHY DIDN'T THEY FILM IT IN COMANCHE!!!?!
What a fricking moron
Not what he was angry about.
He thought they were going to film two versions of a mainstream commercial Hollywood movie, with one all in Comanche and was upset when he found out it was just a dub, it's utterly moronic
Still never watching your disney owned friend simulator.
mike has always been the most based member. rich used to be based, but then he became a cariacture and is actually sort of woke nowadays. mike doesnt give a frick. he never will change. thats why he's a chad
does anyone have the meme of Jay Bauman and it's a drawing of the kindof movies he likes? (violent)
anyone?
What a bunch of morons. Woke means bad and this movie was woke.
Stupid goyim trash. All of you are subhumans.
>THE GOOFBALLS, LAUREN!
Did jay bottom for a tyranny?
After all these years I'm still in the dark as to whether Jay is gay or not
Wow, for years Gay Jay had been my theory, but Chaser Jay makes so much more sense.
Redpill me.
OH NO NO NO
I didn’t need to know Jay wanted to frick trannies
*get fricked by
So these guys just won't go to the movies anymore? That's really too much effort for these broken down old hacks?
WHEN I SAY PREQUELS YOU SAY SORRY, PREQUELS -
S-SORRRRRYYYYY!!!! THE PREQUELS ARE BASED KINOOOOOOO!!!!!
Choke him just a little harder George. Trust me, he's earned it.
>pretending Lucas has a chin
Lucas...I was just following what was popular at the time...sorry..
Mike definitely wrote that review
Uh mikebros, when did jay get so big?
>Jay's anus was so severely brutalized he is now paralyzed below the waist
Which one of you did this
>ruins your channel
Literally who?
>Nobody complains about the Die Hard sequels
frick off
RLM = total plebs
I'm just going to say it.
I hate women
>DUDE THESE REVIEWS ARE LE CRINGY, THE FANS ARE STOOPID AND YOU'RE JUST STUCK IN THE PAST VIEWER
What's the point of this?
I shouldn't have opinions?
Being somewhat normalgays and browsing the twitterverse and what have you they've been sort of mentally corralled into this belief that shitting on new bad movies and shows is some sort of political thing, I don't think its their fault I jsut think they've bene brainwashed by association to not trust themselves. They're white men you know.
They're always three steps behind the zeitgeist even when it's facefricking them. You'd think Mike would be the most irritated by what's happening given what they did with Star Trek. Now they're more angry at people who call out this bullshit that's been happening since at least 2015. Blathering sheep, all of them.
I think a part of it is they're already looking at it as if the predator franchise is dead, which they said multiple times. So anything that's not steaming hot shit would be a win to them, which is kind of the way they've gone with everything. They're complacent to the idea that franchises will run indefinitely with zero coherence so even if there's a few bad titles eventually one of them will be good, right?
Remember when they called Joss Whedon (before he got cancelled) an SJW? Now they unironically use the word woke. And Jay saying people got mad at that black woman in Jurassic World "for just existing!" shows that he is immersed in libtard twitter.
you can definitely tell they don't believe that things can get any worse and having social media that's constantly telling them nothing will get any worse than it already is definitely helps. Take Rich's take on streaming, I forgot what review it was but he fully believes that "they're jsut going to figure shit out" and things are going to go back to movie theater quality movies and high quality television shows in a few years
maybe they haven't been sufficiently broken yet, or maybe it's all an act
>maybe they haven't been sufficiently broken yet, or maybe it's all an act
It's hard to tell with them, their real selves act like normies who only watch the newest things on streaming (Mike actually likes that pedo cartoon big mouth) and have the most basic understanding of politics. Rich is the same except he also plays video games.
If the corporate creative class hasn't figured it out by now, they never will.
>but he fully believes that "they're jsut going to figure shit out" and things are going to go back to movie theater quality movies and high quality television shows in a few years
I think there's room for optimism with streaming, you can see services like Netflix are being forced to cut out the bloat in their programming and prioritise actual good content. I think there's room for optimism over the next few years as streaming moves out of its nascent stage and services are forced to compete with each other.
>or maybe it's all an act
you don't keep a large channel on any platform these days without compromising your beliefs in one way or another
You don’t have opinions. You just parrot people who want your money and attention
Stopped watching these gays after the fat boring one used the term "undocumented immigrants" instead of "illegal immigrants" in one video. No surprise to hear they're talking shit about anti-wokes.
Jay looks huge
they built one of those elaborate trick angled rooms just for a one off gag
i am convinced now that nobody, least of all mike and jay, actually understand the masculine virtues of the original predator
hint; its not "big muscles"
Bumpin for alcoholism
I DO want to frick Mike.
>WILL complain about angles during sex
>WILL complain about sex being nostalgia bait
>WILL NOT make a Plinkett review about it
Where tf did the video go. I was watching it and halfway through it shut off and said it was “private” and now it’s gone??
https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1557173325562089479
Got it, cheers. How annoying, I was enjoying the review.
Their silence is deafening.
I retract this uh oh
UH OH
They never watched Legion
never heard of it until people started saying this mexican was in it
Yes they did:
>tell me its up
>its not up
I knew it was going to be taken down, they put waaaaaaaaaaay to many clips of movies in it
I only watch Re:View, not the sarcastic drunk show.
but how will you know which new show was a 3/10 instead on a 1/10?
Why is the video private now? What did they frick up?
Probably
plus there were some clips of gore
does she have 5 o'clock shadow?
wwymen need to shavve too bigot
holy shit incels absolutely BTFO
Good morning I hate women
did anyone else find this hilarious? Mike Btfo'd by his IDOL
BTFO by Shatner's bald social media cuck.
Reminder Mike's days are numbered
>private
what did you guys do?
ADL called them about that Sioux joke
Nobody downloaded the original version before it got nuked? Sad!
I will be forced to watch some compromised butchered YT algorithm cut now
I usually save everything but this one was so bad that I shift+deleted it after watching it.
i believe the segment where Mike read over 40 racial slurs for native americans, in a monotone voice while jay made faces, might have got the video pulled
Mike "Third Reich" Stoklasa
i thought that was the best part of the video
Based
He really did though
>RLM Trannies trying to lie and pretend that RLM is “based and redpilled” when they made an entire video shilling a Woke female-lead Predator movie and yelling at the sexists who hated it.
How can RLMgays get even more pathetic!
hahaha I took a huge botnet and flagged their video. I fricking love fricking with them HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH KEKEKEKEKE GHEHEHEHEHEH
Mike really didn't need to call her a chinky red skin c**t
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1103877
Well done.
Really says a lot about society.
>see RLM shill threads on Cinemaphile
>i want to see the movie before watching thier review
>start hulu free trial and watch it
>come back to Cinemaphile
>DURR THEY'RE KEKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HATE WOMEN
>watch the RLM review
>"it was ok, i kinda liked it"
well, that was interesting. If you want the correct take: it's a 8/10 movie with a 4/10 ending
>be a stupid shill
>don't reset his IP
>proceeds to write a post where he pretends to have just joined the thread and of doing something silly while living under a rock for the past week.
jej
take your fricking medication.
the only other post i made ITT is
and i never pretended otherwise
Malding rabbi.
https://twitter.com/jaybauman1/status/1552727063165124613
>single guy with a cat
Jay is unironically gay
he's jsut got that brain eating amoeba from cat shit that makes him suck other dude's dicks is all. Totally not his fault
My cousin used to really hate cats and then he moved in with a chick that has multiple cats.
Nowadays he can't stop simping for cats, always takes care of them, praises them, insults dogs all the time... wtf.
>scroll thread
>Cinemaphile seething at based RLM as per usual
Fricking based. Reminder the prequels will NEVER be good.
be honest. . .would you?
Congrats for somehow managing to win the homosexual crown in this gay ass thread
wtf bros
Anybody got a reupload of the Prey HitB?
>not The Batman
Don't care
Jay just died of monkeypox.
Apologize.
I’m sorry jay died of an easily avoidable disease
Their silence is deafening
I’d rather watch James Rolfe reading the wiki at this point lol these guys are so predictable now
Nothing to miss with the review, it was mediocre aside from the beginning.
Next to no talk about the movie, since there was nothing to talk about, and instead it was just them taking pot shots at moronic/troll reviews and other tripe.
>troll reviews
Kek I wish Ghostbusters 2016 came out this year
This is a new low for them. Rather than shit on a bad movie like they usually do, they have to run cover for it because brown lead.
Since there's little to nothing to compliment, they cherry pick 3 random comments and critique their typos instead.
I would've privated this embarrassing ass vid too.
>bawww I can't watch it
lol I'm watching it right now you guys are so fricking stupid holy shit I'm based as frick
Why do they seem to be pro woke now? They made fun of "incel basement dwellers" in the video. They literally used to be part of that crowd a few years ago themselves.
They’re becoming irrelevant and need o stay hip with the crowd.
It's just to help erase the domestic dispute incident from a year ago by appealing to the liberal masses. Normal online tactic.
They made like 17 outraged videos about Ghostbusters too. Odd.
HEYA HEYA HOA HOA
HEYA HEYA HOA HOA
HEYA HEYA HOA HOA
HEYA HEYA HOA HOA
>IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!
This has been debunked
1.) I ejaculated on my ex
2.) Mike Stoklasa touched my ex (years later) at a convention
3.) Mike Stoklasa touched something that I ejaculated on
Ask me anything
Anon...... if you've ever shaken another man's hand.........
>no one really complains when it's tom cruise flipping around on a motorcycle or bruce willis in die hard movies but they complain when it's a woman
Mission Impossible 2 is the disliked one because of how hong kong and goofy the action scenes are. Die Hard 1 is a classic because Willis is gets the shit beat out of him through the movie and nobody likes the later die hard movies where he's invincible.
>i don't even know what woke means anymore
>they dubbed it in commanche so twitter wouldn't get mad at them
This video is dumberer than usual
why did it get privated? did they get copyright claimed? are they re-editing it? what's taking so long? their silence is deafening
THEY REUPLOADED, IT'S BACK UP!!!!!!!
what did they change?
i think it got age-restricted for some reason
Gore scenes
>spends 10 minutes mocking IMDB reviewers complaining about the mary sue girl in order to virtue signal
Haven't seen one of these in a long time, how long have Half in the Bag been this bad ?
A looooong time.
Mike especially.
He constantly looks for reasons to virtues signal.
It is sad how Woke Red Letter Meida has become.
Why is shilling of e-celebs still allowed on this board?
They're really pretending that the 'man's man' Preditor was the 2018 movie, and thus they prefer this female version...
It's pathetic.
The video is fine. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. They pretty much said that it was okay and that's it.
They thought it was shit but pretend they liked it, spent 90% of the video talking about an E.T vs Predator crossover.
RLM is just really boring nowadays.
>They thought it was shit but pretend they liked it
Sounds like you don't watch BotW
The vast majority of the "review" was talking about irrelevant shit and making fun of chud reviews, after spending a couple minutes saying the movie was okay but nothing special.
It felt like they reviewed it specifically to talk about "woke" shit than the movie itself.
>what do you mean you're tired of me constantly crying that every single thing is a globohomosexual woke shill troony agenda?
they're not pro-woke, they're anti-schizo
They're woke, just not as woke as Rich.
the female lead is easily the weakest part of the entire movie, she's a stuck up brat that can't act
the frick does everyone speak english?
what reboot is this supposed to be?
night court?
Anyone else here feel like their video quality has gone way downhill? Am I just bored of that style of humour or has the quality dropped? I personally think their videos are becoming far too long as well. I saw the length of the latest black spine episode and was just like “no I’m good.” Feels like they don’t bother editing out the unfunny parts anymore.
lol I haven't watched these morons after they decided to pretend the fake plague was real
ok so unironiclaly what did they think of it
i ask because I don't want to watch it and have them disagree with my opinions, thus leading me to get frustrated.
>Would you reccomend it?
>Yeah, it was alright.
They both laugh while saying this.
reminder: they all agreed that luke was emotionless in ROTJ. these are literally the type of guys you're listening to.