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If you ever played Super Tecmo Bowl, you'd know how badass Jerry Ball is.
He's like the Captain Marvel of the Lions
Speaking of football, I was just in a "Friday Night Lights" thread and 100+ posts, no hot pussy. Did Cinemaphile even watch FNL?!
Julie, Mrs. Coach, Adrienne Palicki, etc. all hot pieces of trim. Would I want them to be Marvel Girls? No.
But if Cinemaphile had time travel, Mrs. Coach would make a badass "Firestar". Mr. Coach as "Spider-Man". And Adrienne Palicki as a genderswapped "Iceman".
All these Marvel kids specifically the girls have the same problem. They aren't professional and do this cringy geek freaking out whenever they talk about their role.
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
I hate how they take every classic song and make it more "epic" and here it's not like the song is really known for its melody so it's just a chopped up version of the lyrics that don't really make any sense since they're rap lyrics. STYLE PROFILE STYLE PROFILE STYLE PROFILE
Verse 1: Mike D]
Well
now
don't
you tell me to smile
You stick around, I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style, profile
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
In the comics she's a general shapeshifter, able to change the size and length of individual body parts or her entire body. But that shit would cost a lot more to look good than generic hard light abilities so they changed it.
I haven't seen those movies since they released so I can't say whether the effects hold up visually, but I imagine it's just more than they want to pay for a C-tier character.
They didn't change it because of budget or tech limitations. They changed it because men are different from women, and little girls would not look up to a body horror hero
>looks better >doesnt take itself seriously
those dont attract people to theater anymore. Fricking hell todays shills really deserve to get their salary reduced. What is this half assed marketing.
>The non committal "eh it doesn't take itself seriously, so it's okay if it's shit" comment
Why do people think this is a good defense of a movie?
If the movie doesn't even take itself seriously why the frick should I even bother watching it?
Do you ever actually try to ask "who is this for?" and really lay it out in your mind? This isn't for little boys since it's gay and there's no cool shit. It's not for men except an extremely small weird niche of gelded reaction montage watching guys. It's not for old people since it looks like an Apple watch commercial. It's not for women since women don't watch this shit and never have, except for a few heckin chungus girls with youtube channels.
Who is it for? How can you possibly make something that has no fixed demographic that will watch it? Even the slants don't like geriatric uggos and ethnics, and won't go see something just because it says Western Big Budget Brand Name on it, because they're so used to them being crammed with ugly box-head asians and blacks.
This is a business, so somewhere someone thinks this direct to video Air Bud vs. Supergirl team-up is a good investment. Who is he and how did he come to think this
>Who is it for? How can you possibly make something that has no fixed demographic that will watch it?
It's just what feminists make: movies for no one. They're making bland safe action films for women eventhough women don't like action movies. See also: Birds of Prey and Ghostbustesr 2016.
Also these characters were never huge comic fans and Ms Marvel's first film was at the height of Capeshit fad. It's died down and I think normies outright forgot about her.
If you get a bunch of real women together and write a story, it'd gonna be some murder mystery or romance story and cost like max 30 million. That would have a real demographic. This does not.
You all should check your youtube account if you have one. Unless you're bothered to edit it, your youtube handle default username should have 4 digits at the end which also would be your channel url address
I actually can't believe how artificial the positive comments look. I don't usually go all tinfoil hat with this shit but god damn.
Corps have bot farms because why wouldn't they? Pajeets are cheap and they have them in warehouses spamming shit to twitter, etc. Russians have them so why wouldn't Disney? It's real people behind them, just not writing them. So they complete the capcha and post them with multiple accounts.
Sadly, this is end-point social media since it's a "game" and the people with the most money will win it because they can game the system.
I noticed the same thing (typical), but what threw me for a loop was actual people RE: to the AI post, like they expect a response.
So the WAG "Strike Team" wants a moratorium on AI, but still want to use it to market their tv/films?
Fricking hypocrites. What's next, remove the "dislike" button? Freedom to Assemble, but not Freedom of Speech. The Left hangs pretty loose with the Constitution don't they.
>I love the backstory behind all of the films in the conjuring universe. Even more than the actual films themselves, which are great. Something about the deep and mysterious backstories keep me so intrigued. The crazy thing is im not a huge horror fan like i hate gory stuff but damn stuff like this with a good history behind it keeps me interested
if this is a real person i hope the nukes fly soon.
People found out she had a white husband and that the whole act was probably some intra-relationship power struggle with hubbie or just a phoney load of bullshit capitalizing on the zeitgeist.
>from the studio that brought you "who's that fat mexican chick? is that one of the tv shows? yeah i don't watch that shit. the black one's from that too? oh. another one? yeah sorry never heard of it" comes another enormous, ethereal tax write off flop that might as well have never existed!
I've been with a woman with fake breasts, they don't bounce like that. I guess she lucked out.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You'd be surprised. Breast implants are like snowflakes, even by the same surgeon, they never turn out the same. Some girls have the meat and rubbery chest flesh to make it look believable. Others are like Tara Reid, that had bad breasts to begin with*, but multiplied the problems with surgery.
*I liked Tara Reid's original breasts, she whipped them out in "Body Shots"
she thinks plastic breasts will make a billion at the box office i wanted to see the face of feige and brie when they see the flop of this shitty movie
I thought it was a one-off poster thing with her original movie but they really do darken her skin and make her up to look like a quadroon or other mixed-race kind of person. This might as well be meghan markle
Hell son, it was used in the fricking film. As a weapon of mass destruction.
Here's the deal: zoomers have an over reliance on boomer jams because they have no music of their own. It's all derivative. Even Timberlake was just a glorified Michael Jackson impersonator.
Boomers are just better at everything, but what they're best at?... is making kino.
The image definitely screams to be scratched and sniff'd
But here's the rub - her outfit in the trailer is the most muted bland boring shit ever, almost looks like a comic con costume that a poor person made
? for Briegays, why does she work on her body so hard, shows it off relatively often, but when it comes to, what we all know is her last acting job, why didn't she whip out the leotard?
The image definitely screams to be scratched and sniff'd
But here's the rub - her outfit in the trailer is the most muted bland boring shit ever, almost looks like a comic con costume that a poor person made
? for Briegays, why does she work on her body so hard, shows it off relatively often, but when it comes to, what we all know is her last acting job, why didn't she whip out the leotard?
https://i.imgur.com/LgeZBRr.jpg
>ywn have a Brie gf
She seems too internet for the rest of actors.
UGLY FOOT-FACED OLD HAGS GET OFF MY FRICKING SCREEN!!!!
GROSS LOOKING OLD HORSE-FACED b***hES GET BACK INTO THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!!
FRICK OFF ANNOYING HIDEOUS NO breasts NO ASS NO HIPS NO LIPS FEMOIDS WITH YOUR SHITTY BORING BLAND ACTING AND IDEAS AND STRINGY CRAPPY HAIR AND DRAG QUEEN MAKE-UP!!! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS TOO. NOT A CREATIVE BONE IN YOUR FRICKING BODIES.
YOU'RE GOOD FOR NOTHING MORE THAN ANSWERING THE PHONE AT A PRISON YOU PATHETIC DRIED UP PRUNE!! GET OFF MY FRICKING TV YOU SHAPELESS NOTHING!!! YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD ASIAN MAN!! JUST FRICKING have a nice day. UGH. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. ENTERING MENOPAUSE AT 20 AND TAKING THE PLACE OF ACTUAL FEMININE AND ATTRACTIVE AND INTELLIGENT WOMEN. GO TO HELL.
Where have you been? Cinemaphile has said this about every single MCU film post Endgame.
And I'm not even one of those lying >"I've never watched a MCU film after Endgame" gays.
I mean Spider-Man, with Tobey and Garfield? Cinemaphile ate that shit up.
The actual "WTFilms" are more widely despised. Instead of Deadpool 3, F4, and X-Men, we got Shang Chink, Eternals, and Black Lightning. Non-whites killed capeshit. Sorry, and please don't ban me again. Everyone knows that Blade is going to flop because they cast the wrong Black person. I'm not racist. I'm just a placist. And blacks need to know their place (behind the white characters).
Where have you been? Cinemaphile has said this about every single MCU film post Endgame.
And I'm not even one of those lying >"I've never watched a MCU film after Endgame" gays.
I mean Spider-Man, with Tobey and Garfield? Cinemaphile ate that shit up.
The actual "WTFilms" are more widely despised. Instead of Deadpool 3, F4, and X-Men, we got Shang Chink, Eternals, and Black Lightning. Non-whites killed capeshit. Sorry, and please don't ban me again. Everyone knows that Blade is going to flop because they cast the wrong Black person. I'm not racist. I'm just a placist. And blacks need to know their place (behind the white characters).
It's literally just demographics and appeal. There's 11% of blacks, and black entertainment has been a thing forever. Occasionally a black will have broad appeal and if they do it's fine. Just stop putting blacks in everything, especially ugly nogs and charisma voids.
Latinos actually have bigger appeal and demographically they're bigger, but they're not as huge victims so they get ignored.
I went to a preview screening and it wasn't actually the film, it was just Brie in an empty room berating me for an hour for being a chud. Then she sat on me, what the frick
1. The Paki is a cutie.
2. Brie looks joyless and doesn't want to be in the movie at all. She has no charisma and just looks like a pissy mom. Her twitter implies she's mad all the time.
3. No one cares about these minor nothing characters.
4. You just know this was shot on green screen and cost 300 million so it needs like 700 million to break even or some nonsense. Guardians 3 did like 750. Entirely possible this will not make money.
As you'd expect, this character wasn't voiced by Brie in the cartoon even though most of the other actors reprised their roles. She's just too important to lower herself like that.
9 months ago
Anonymous
She voiced fortnite and some mushroom documentary, I would imagine she'd be down for this. Probably scheduling conflicts.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The bigger crime is they didn't get James Spader to voice Ultron. His character was great in this. Brie's vocal fry is easily imitated by just about anyone.
I hate linking to reddit but it's for everyone, provided you'd want to see it as a man in the 1st place
reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/pxdru0/for_those_people_who_keep_insisting_that_brie/
last properly done female led flick to me was heavy metal
sorry anon, is since I have memory that I have watched shit with female leads, just look at anime, the only difference is that those female leads didn't hate me and my being, then changing idea just because they need to make more money, and continuing to talk about how much a rivolutionary thing having a woman lead is (it's not), muh strong wamen, muh my political agenda, muh shit.
This movie is not for me
I remember when that song came out everyone lost their minds and played it everywhere. I think it was the first music CD I ever bought. It was so fun blasting that down the street. Now all we heard blasting down the street is salsa or bachata.
Yeah I was only 7 or 8 at the time but I have a core memory of me watching MTV and this song was on, I remember it was a Saturday and we were going out with my dad. Great fricking song still sounds fresh
>you will never visit brie on her personal space ship where she has the heat cranked and is sweating profusely while not wearing anything over her pits
no...
>Like Kamala, Vellani is the kind of comic book aficionado who doodles pictures of Galactus on her sneakers or nitpicks about the differences between Earth-616 and Earth-199999. That knowledge served the 20-year-old well when she teamed up with Larson and Parris, as Vellani had no problems correcting franchise veterans about obscure comic lore.
>"So here she goes, running around the set, clinking the nig- excuse me, NEGA bands together and shouts 'I'M RICK JONES, b***h!' and I must be old because I don't even know who that is."
the indian gal looks like she weights twice what brie does.
gotta give brie credit - she did workout for this role instead of just wearing an oversized ethnic shirt to hide her body like that fat indian.
Even without the bot names and if they have real people spam comments it's so noticeable if trailers get astroturfed by them sharing all one weirdly specific talking point they are paid to focus on way too much because someone in marketing thought that they can sell movie on it.
can't believe i'm saying this, but Brie Larson is the only good thing about this movie
Her breasts are the only good thing about this movie.
silicone breasts are never good, virgin
Guess you've never had a sex doll, eh demi-Satan?
Grim
I remember th black chick being alright in Wandavision
That was the mom
She actually looks good here.
Well she's the main character, why wouldn't she be?
It’s going to be a disaster if true.
LMAO she couldn't go have her ass kissed at a panel today. I hope she's crying with her cats right now.
>I hope she's crying with her cats right now.
She's allergic to cats
Also I just saw her two weeks ago at a Con
The ugly 40 year old troony con?
Superhero Comic Con
Did you touch her?
Yes I got a photo w her
Did she smell nice? Would you say it was $500 well spent?
Yes. She was super sweet. Also, it wasn't that expensive. I volunteered so I got some perks as I was working in the photo ops section.
>Intergalatic
Finally, they slimed another piece of pop culture for me.
LMAO what's the story behind this photo? Why was Lex near Ivanka Trump? Was he hanging out with ~~*Kushner*~~?
very cute brie
Looks like dogshit
Cat Mom: The Movie
literally me (except dad)
this is downright pornographic
new technology connections vid just dropped
Literally every time she speaks it's like sex. Is she doing that with her voice or what?
i want to cover her in kisses
*Ahem*
Fat curry pussy
She's persian not a poo
pakis arent persian you illiterate pea brain timmy
fugly sexless pajeet
She evokes a sort of masculine urge to breed her in me.
never change, Cinemaphile
God damn it anon
>4 seconds in
>Samuel L. Jackson talking
>drop
she's so fricking annoying, jesus christ
She needs to be put on a diet
i want to lock her in a basement and make her work out until she's skinny
>i want to lock her in a basement and make her work out until she's skinny
KINO fetish tbqh
of ice cream and donuts
She ate the diet.
Fat shitskin sperg
pajeet slampig
She is a big girl
4 muh dik
For me
God fricking damn she's so hot. I want to pump children into her
Is that Ms. Marvel or Jerry Ball the '87 nose tackle for the Detroit Lions?
the resemblance is uncanny
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If you ever played Super Tecmo Bowl, you'd know how badass Jerry Ball is.
He's like the Captain Marvel of the Lions
Speaking of football, I was just in a "Friday Night Lights" thread and 100+ posts, no hot pussy. Did Cinemaphile even watch FNL?!
Julie, Mrs. Coach, Adrienne Palicki, etc. all hot pieces of trim. Would I want them to be Marvel Girls? No.
But if Cinemaphile had time travel, Mrs. Coach would make a badass "Firestar". Mr. Coach as "Spider-Man". And Adrienne Palicki as a genderswapped "Iceman".
if it wasn't for this god damned Strike I would have approved this project like yesterday
That hyperactive up and down bob thing does it for me
am salaam aleiCOOOOM
pbuh, she's like smacking a waterbed.
Yes, with me under her.
unga bunga
All these Marvel kids specifically the girls have the same problem. They aren't professional and do this cringy geek freaking out whenever they talk about their role.
I ain't never seen a pajeeta slampig before. Looks like she tries to be a slag
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>love and waffles,
>t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
ah yes the muslim pakistani hero we always needed
I hate how they take every classic song and make it more "epic" and here it's not like the song is really known for its melody so it's just a chopped up version of the lyrics that don't really make any sense since they're rap lyrics. STYLE PROFILE STYLE PROFILE STYLE PROFILE
She's cute.
No....might as well bring back the "BRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" music for trailer.
Frick those thieving copycat Black folk that take popular music (when it was popular) and mix it in with epic movie scores.
Verse 1: Mike D]
Well
now
don't
you tell me to smile
You stick around, I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style, profile
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
It's no wonder they do it when there isn't a single thing the Beastie Boys can't make look cooler
what is brwaaaa music? is this some zoomer thing?
She looks cuter than her previous dogshit hairstyle.
MCA must be spinning in his grave.
everyone is so ugly
i thought her powers were stretching her hands
In the comics she's a general shapeshifter, able to change the size and length of individual body parts or her entire body. But that shit would cost a lot more to look good than generic hard light abilities so they changed it.
They were able to do it in Fantastic Four
I haven't seen those movies since they released so I can't say whether the effects hold up visually, but I imagine it's just more than they want to pay for a C-tier character.
And yet they’re willing to pay $25 million dollars per episode for she-hulk. Which is a c-list character. And Ms. Marvel also has her own show.
My wife is a solid B-tier.
they did mr fantastic 20 years ago
They didn't change it because of budget or tech limitations. They changed it because men are different from women, and little girls would not look up to a body horror hero
Even with budget stretch effects don't transfer to life action, they look shitty
For a literal 1:1 example look at the new one piece live action. Same body horror power and looks like shit in live action despite the large budget
no it wouldn't
This obviously looks like it would only be good in a comic or animation, not live action.
/wc/ - who cares general
Honestly, it looks better than the last couple of outings and isn't trying to take itself seriously like the first one.
frick you idiot
>isn't trying to take itself seriously
When do MCU movies ever do this?
Eternals
They based that primarily on a Neil Gaiman comic. I thought it was ok aside from the gay kiss.
>looks better
>doesnt take itself seriously
those dont attract people to theater anymore. Fricking hell todays shills really deserve to get their salary reduced. What is this half assed marketing.
>people
like you talk to anyone but your mom , mexican. fricking lawl
the chatgpt comment is supposed to go under the youtube video, not here, moron shill
>The non committal "eh it doesn't take itself seriously, so it's okay if it's shit" comment
Why do people think this is a good defense of a movie?
If the movie doesn't even take itself seriously why the frick should I even bother watching it?
Do you ever actually try to ask "who is this for?" and really lay it out in your mind? This isn't for little boys since it's gay and there's no cool shit. It's not for men except an extremely small weird niche of gelded reaction montage watching guys. It's not for old people since it looks like an Apple watch commercial. It's not for women since women don't watch this shit and never have, except for a few heckin chungus girls with youtube channels.
Who is it for? How can you possibly make something that has no fixed demographic that will watch it? Even the slants don't like geriatric uggos and ethnics, and won't go see something just because it says Western Big Budget Brand Name on it, because they're so used to them being crammed with ugly box-head asians and blacks.
This is a business, so somewhere someone thinks this direct to video Air Bud vs. Supergirl team-up is a good investment. Who is he and how did he come to think this
>Who is he and how did he come to think this
His name is Kevin Feige and he got the idea when Victoria ~~*(Alonzo*~~) put his balls in a vice
It's just for consoomers obviously.
>Who is it for? How can you possibly make something that has no fixed demographic that will watch it?
It's just what feminists make: movies for no one. They're making bland safe action films for women eventhough women don't like action movies. See also: Birds of Prey and Ghostbustesr 2016.
Also these characters were never huge comic fans and Ms Marvel's first film was at the height of Capeshit fad. It's died down and I think normies outright forgot about her.
If you get a bunch of real women together and write a story, it'd gonna be some murder mystery or romance story and cost like max 30 million. That would have a real demographic. This does not.
>pic related
funny that only one of those harley costumes became popular with women
Almost like the entire concept of the male gaze is non-existant ie both men and women enjoy pretty, sexy outfits.
It's insane to me that they didn't use that costume. It would've make a shit ton of money just because of that even if the movie was shit.
This is for millenial stepdads to take their roast beast scraps to the theaters and blow 70 bucks on corn syrup in a box
Remember the kino of early internet in the late 90s/early 2000s when it was all white suburban teens and tech literate gen xers?
yup
I've seen "jajaja" for decades. Always hated it.
>former sanctuary invaded by low IQ diseased mongrels
I hate this fricking rerun
>Goodmorning sir the internet is ours now sir
It's a good thing boomer decided to export all our factory jobs overseas and grow these third world shit holes so they could buy cheap plastic shit
>frick you i got mine!
Oh no, can't they afford to be more subtle?
>more subtle
I think they cannibalized their own scheme/scam
They created so many fake accts over the years, that shit like "WhiteOwl 51444328" are the only names that are left
>"WhiteOwl 51444328"
that's a real person though
he loves all capeshit videos
You all should check your youtube account if you have one. Unless you're bothered to edit it, your youtube handle default username should have 4 digits at the end which also would be your channel url address
if it's the 4 digit numbers, yt randomly assigns those to your google account. Dont know when they started doing that.
I actually can't believe how artificial the positive comments look. I don't usually go all tinfoil hat with this shit but god damn.
This is a common type of bot swarm, I've seen it elsewhere.
Corps have bot farms because why wouldn't they? Pajeets are cheap and they have them in warehouses spamming shit to twitter, etc. Russians have them so why wouldn't Disney? It's real people behind them, just not writing them. So they complete the capcha and post them with multiple accounts.
Sadly, this is end-point social media since it's a "game" and the people with the most money will win it because they can game the system.
Also Brie has resting b***h face.
I noticed the same thing (typical), but what threw me for a loop was actual people RE: to the AI post, like they expect a response.
So the WAG "Strike Team" wants a moratorium on AI, but still want to use it to market their tv/films?
Fricking hypocrites. What's next, remove the "dislike" button? Freedom to Assemble, but not Freedom of Speech. The Left hangs pretty loose with the Constitution don't they.
Thanks for noticing.
what am i seeing here
yt nicknames now have some ID numbers
anon is a schizo
>disney is now making movies solely for internet bots
You think that's bad? Look at the comments for The Nun 2
It's entirely shitty forced memes that clearly aren't natural and literal copy pasted comments. They know nobody is watching this shit.
as far as modern horror goes, this wasn't too bad
>I love the backstory behind all of the films in the conjuring universe. Even more than the actual films themselves, which are great. Something about the deep and mysterious backstories keep me so intrigued. The crazy thing is im not a huge horror fan like i hate gory stuff but damn stuff like this with a good history behind it keeps me interested
if this is a real person i hope the nukes fly soon.
youtube actually changed the way usernames are displayed, everyone gets the weird channel link username now instead of the normal name you choose
The point is any name with 4 numbers at the end of it is a bot.
i hate the beastieboys man
that's fine but it depends on why
I didn't even like them in the late 80s. They sounded like bratty children acting black.
SIT DOWN
BE HUMBLE
Why didn't she make it?
People found out she had a white husband and that the whole act was probably some intra-relationship power struggle with hubbie or just a phoney load of bullshit capitalizing on the zeitgeist.
peak adaptation from the comics, well done Disney
>Average ebony when she finds the wytboi.
>from the studio that brought you "who's that fat mexican chick? is that one of the tv shows? yeah i don't watch that shit. the black one's from that too? oh. another one? yeah sorry never heard of it" comes another enormous, ethereal tax write off flop that might as well have never existed!
Iman Kino is back on the menu
I thought Kamala had stretchy powers?
Opened tab, disliked video, didn't watch, closed tab.
>Disliked video
Really smart, anon. That definitely wouldn't attract the algorithm.
why are there so many fricking movies? every day a new movie and it's not like any of them make any money now.
If a trailer is out 6 months before a movie's release what does that mean?
I'm always up for more Brie breasts
All signs point to her having big rubbery jumbo nipples.
It's easy to find out you know
She has nicely shaped and proportioned ones, with the breast implant perma-hard effect
Theres a video of her in a manic freak out running down some stairs with her jugs bouncing that confirms jumbo crunchy nipples.
Fake and fantastic
Yeah they're fake. But they're nice.
I was on Phun and virgins are always like, how does she work out so much and her breasts always stay perfect?
ok now i will buy a Nissan
I've been with a woman with fake breasts, they don't bounce like that. I guess she lucked out.
You'd be surprised. Breast implants are like snowflakes, even by the same surgeon, they never turn out the same. Some girls have the meat and rubbery chest flesh to make it look believable. Others are like Tara Reid, that had bad breasts to begin with*, but multiplied the problems with surgery.
*I liked Tara Reid's original breasts, she whipped them out in "Body Shots"
They do when you're old and have loose skin.
she thinks plastic breasts will make a billion at the box office i wanted to see the face of feige and brie when they see the flop of this shitty movie
I don't wanna watch it, but does Ms Marvel's sex pest dad appear in this trailer?
huh?
In Britain, they refer to violent child rapists as "sex pests".
All he had was some groomer charges from some phone texts with 16-17 y/o girl.
I just dont like pajeets.
They are all telescammers
I cant watch a movie with them.
How can i change when 90% behave like shit
Looks good.
I thought it was a one-off poster thing with her original movie but they really do darken her skin and make her up to look like a quadroon or other mixed-race kind of person. This might as well be meghan markle
Looks like a mixed black/hispanic drag queen
they been "Internationalizing" her
>Internationalizing
you mean americanizing
>you mean americanizing
>get a tan
>wtf this is internationalizing fbi cia psyop literally white genocide
schizos are even worse than this shitty movie
do you also think trump had a tan?
miss desaulniers just has an uncommon phenotype
She looks like she should be someone's mom, not playing this super hero bullshit.
>Women
>Rap
No ty
I liked the trailer but I know the movie is going to be trash.
So I won't watch it. But it's a nice enough trailer.
I can't even watch a 2 minute marvel trailer without tabbing out.
>stripes just screen printed on her pants
lol billionaire ESG company must know this one isn't worth it.
latino arya stark
I don't care what people say about her but Brie is fricking cute
I thought Beastie Boys agreed to never let their music be used in advertising, and fricking sued the last time it happened.
Wasn't Sabotage used for a star trek trailer?
It was used in two movies
Hell son, it was used in the fricking film. As a weapon of mass destruction.
Here's the deal: zoomers have an over reliance on boomer jams because they have no music of their own. It's all derivative. Even Timberlake was just a glorified Michael Jackson impersonator.
Boomers are just better at everything, but what they're best at?... is making kino.
Kevin's reaction is up!
Fricking homosexual
brown marvels still pwns his dick
He finally stopped making these when he quit weed right? This and the deranged crying selfies after shang chi or whatever lmao
Is Carol cute?
looks stinky
The image definitely screams to be scratched and sniff'd
But here's the rub - her outfit in the trailer is the most muted bland boring shit ever, almost looks like a comic con costume that a poor person made
? for Briegays, why does she work on her body so hard, shows it off relatively often, but when it comes to, what we all know is her last acting job, why didn't she whip out the leotard?
they should have sexualized her from the beginning.
>ywn have a Brie gf
She seems too internet for the rest of actors.
Based. I knew it I posted a Brie, I'd get a (You). I almost bought Dr. Pepper 2nite too (bought Orange Soda instead, anon loves orange soda!).
she’s extremely cute. she’d be my top crush if it wasn’t for her cryptkeeper feet.
What are you? 12?
She's gay dumbass
we'll fix that
When did she ever say that?
First appearance of the female navel in a Marvel movie
Iron Man 1 had a bare back, which I appreciate
you can appreciate but it's still tame, especially when compared to the zillion shirtless male scenes
we finally got a female bellybutton
Post feet
looking fungal
UGLY FOOT-FACED OLD HAGS GET OFF MY FRICKING SCREEN!!!!
GROSS LOOKING OLD HORSE-FACED b***hES GET BACK INTO THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!!
FRICK OFF ANNOYING HIDEOUS NO breasts NO ASS NO HIPS NO LIPS FEMOIDS WITH YOUR SHITTY BORING BLAND ACTING AND IDEAS AND STRINGY CRAPPY HAIR AND DRAG QUEEN MAKE-UP!!! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS TOO. NOT A CREATIVE BONE IN YOUR FRICKING BODIES.
YOU'RE GOOD FOR NOTHING MORE THAN ANSWERING THE PHONE AT A PRISON YOU PATHETIC DRIED UP PRUNE!! GET OFF MY FRICKING TV YOU SHAPELESS NOTHING!!! YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD ASIAN MAN!! JUST FRICKING have a nice day. UGH. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. ENTERING MENOPAUSE AT 20 AND TAKING THE PLACE OF ACTUAL FEMININE AND ATTRACTIVE AND INTELLIGENT WOMEN. GO TO HELL.
why didn't they make her lose weight before shooting?
Why does this movie exist?
It is a sequel the critically, commercially and popularly successful 2019 movie Captain Marvel
That's not an answer, cumbrain.
Where have you been? Cinemaphile has said this about every single MCU film post Endgame.
And I'm not even one of those lying
>"I've never watched a MCU film after Endgame" gays.
I mean Spider-Man, with Tobey and Garfield? Cinemaphile ate that shit up.
The actual "WTFilms" are more widely despised. Instead of Deadpool 3, F4, and X-Men, we got Shang Chink, Eternals, and Black Lightning. Non-whites killed capeshit. Sorry, and please don't ban me again. Everyone knows that Blade is going to flop because they cast the wrong Black person. I'm not racist. I'm just a placist. And blacks need to know their place (behind the white characters).
>And blacks need to know their place (behind the white characters)
that goes for pakistani butter balls too
>I'm not racist. I'm just a placist. And blacks need to know their place (behind the white characters).
kek
It's literally just demographics and appeal. There's 11% of blacks, and black entertainment has been a thing forever. Occasionally a black will have broad appeal and if they do it's fine. Just stop putting blacks in everything, especially ugly nogs and charisma voids.
Latinos actually have bigger appeal and demographically they're bigger, but they're not as huge victims so they get ignored.
looks better than i expected. but i expected that it would be ms marvel tier.
Dunno why, but this archetype makes my dick swell up.
you want to get bullied by a tomboy gf
Imagine supergirl sitting in your lap grinding you while captain marvel caresses her from behind, never breaking eye contact with you.
It sounds dangerous
It isn't even smug to call these films DOA anymore. It's obvious.
It's trash
one briellion incoming
Mommy gf
She's cool and nerdy for real
comfy and based taste
damn, so talented
this b***h autistic, str8 up
I went to a preview screening and it wasn't actually the film, it was just Brie in an empty room berating me for an hour for being a chud. Then she sat on me, what the frick
haha yeah I hated that
1. The Paki is a cutie.
2. Brie looks joyless and doesn't want to be in the movie at all. She has no charisma and just looks like a pissy mom. Her twitter implies she's mad all the time.
3. No one cares about these minor nothing characters.
4. You just know this was shot on green screen and cost 300 million so it needs like 700 million to break even or some nonsense. Guardians 3 did like 750. Entirely possible this will not make money.
>1. The Paki is a cutie.
He has his charms, but I wouldn't lead with that
yeah, she's fuming
I said this to her once... Frick, she let me have it
w-what did she do to you?
The paki is inbred
so I'm assuming I have to watch mrs marvel first?
You will need to watch...
Captain Marvel (obviously)
Wanda Vision
Ms. Marvel
Possibly Secret Invasion
yay! homework!
They're pretty easy to watch. Have fun!
Carol bros, I don't feel so good
As you'd expect, this character wasn't voiced by Brie in the cartoon even though most of the other actors reprised their roles. She's just too important to lower herself like that.
She voiced fortnite and some mushroom documentary, I would imagine she'd be down for this. Probably scheduling conflicts.
The bigger crime is they didn't get James Spader to voice Ultron. His character was great in this. Brie's vocal fry is easily imitated by just about anyone.
wtf isn't she supposed to be superman tier
Nah, but both the comics and the MCU acknowledge she's kind of a brat which I like
does this look like a brat? she can clearly be trusted
100%
why does carol look so sexy in the comics, but she's a fridge in the movies
Thats looks like shit. Good thing nobody involved gives a single frick.
this movie is not for me, sorry
I hate linking to reddit but it's for everyone, provided you'd want to see it as a man in the 1st place
reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/pxdru0/for_those_people_who_keep_insisting_that_brie/
last properly done female led flick to me was heavy metal
sorry anon, is since I have memory that I have watched shit with female leads, just look at anime, the only difference is that those female leads didn't hate me and my being, then changing idea just because they need to make more money, and continuing to talk about how much a rivolutionary thing having a woman lead is (it's not), muh strong wamen, muh my political agenda, muh shit.
This movie is not for me
this only made me want to listen to intergalactic
I remember when that song came out everyone lost their minds and played it everywhere. I think it was the first music CD I ever bought. It was so fun blasting that down the street. Now all we heard blasting down the street is salsa or bachata.
Yeah I was only 7 or 8 at the time but I have a core memory of me watching MTV and this song was on, I remember it was a Saturday and we were going out with my dad. Great fricking song still sounds fresh
Looks like another boring generic villain
>you will never visit brie on her personal space ship where she has the heat cranked and is sweating profusely while not wearing anything over her pits
no...
i want brie larsons wrinkly soles on and around my face
my dick shriveled up into my pelvic region
hrt is not your enemy, just sayian
>Like Kamala, Vellani is the kind of comic book aficionado who doodles pictures of Galactus on her sneakers or nitpicks about the differences between Earth-616 and Earth-199999. That knowledge served the 20-year-old well when she teamed up with Larson and Parris, as Vellani had no problems correcting franchise veterans about obscure comic lore.
>"So here she goes, running around the set, clinking the nig- excuse me, NEGA bands together and shouts 'I'M RICK JONES, b***h!' and I must be old because I don't even know who that is."
So we're not talking about how ugly the villain is, huh?
I wanna fart on her face so much bros
Tom Hiddleston wife btw
Quite a downgrade from TayTay.
>he chose that over Brie
Damn Tom, I know she's uppity but surely a few dickings could've fixed her
there's no cure for this kind of autism anon
lmao
DEY HEA
I will watch the 1xbet or slotlights rip
the indian gal looks like she weights twice what brie does.
gotta give brie credit - she did workout for this role instead of just wearing an oversized ethnic shirt to hide her body like that fat indian.
’m actually so excited for this one. Looks like a fun one! Marvels is gonna be good!
This is hype!
The 3 of them will absolutely be the best team in the MCU. Kicking butts left and right.
>capeshit
frick off you uncultured homosexuals
The way they swap powers is looking fun and cool idea for the story
I am excited to see Carol and Monica back in action again
I love how Carol is just living in space doing her job 24/7. That is her.
The first captain Marvel was legitimate kino. Wtf is this trash?
The first one was trash too.
It was Jude law and Ben medhelstein kino
Brie chads we can't stop winning
Is she filling out again? Has someone persuaded her that exercising 24/7 makes her look like a gristled skeleton?
shut. up.
This trailer felt 3 hours long jesus christ who watches this shit.
just me or is she getting hotter every movie? I literally popped a boner when she shows up in FFX and I used to hate her.
Brie is cute. Movie looks like shit. The villain looks horrible. The powers of the main cast are lame. Somehow this movie will make money.
>regular movie trailer
>suddenly beastie boys music
>close window instantly
Look at these genuine, totally organic comments
Even without the bot names and if they have real people spam comments it's so noticeable if trailers get astroturfed by them sharing all one weirdly specific talking point they are paid to focus on way too much because someone in marketing thought that they can sell movie on it.
These mcu movies are so cringe now. I do want to have sex with Brie Larson and the Pajeet girl but not the Black woman though.
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>woman movie