It's like he doesn't want people to watch anymore, and he's trying to go about it in the worst possible way. Even this anti-white sjw bugman homosexual bit is old hat by now, I mean, not even the gaygiest RLM guests and part-timers acted this way on the show. Mike is just out of touch.
friday is peak production line horror slop. not that it's the highest quality series but it was the best at consistently making movie after movie without totally ruining itself
>damage
He delayed the sloppening until Disney mindbroke audiences by relentlessly pumping out shit without any alternative until they loved it. It would've happened a lot sooner if Mike hadn't vocalised why the prequels sucked, turning passive viewers into active ones.
Lol you can tell they literally used his videos when making the sequels. They're the dumb mindless spectacles he was begging for directed by the guy he advocated for and they even continued using tidbits like not showing lightsabers and it all came from his video. Mike is responsible for the Sequel Trilogy and he knows it which is why the last time it was brought up on their channel he looked like a guy who got caught committing a rape. Mike sucks shit. He can try to hide behind all the irony in the world and pretend Space Cop wasn't the worst shit in the world but it will never ever change it.
>JJ Abrams should direct
Check >no politics just make bad guy
Check and why the FO is never explained >no lightsabers >:|
So influential to Rian Johnson in TLJ he literally referenced RLM on Twitter before it came out and said he "feared them" >just make it like the OT
Checked, ANH remake TFA STILL gets defended by him TO THIS DAY
It's been pretty refreshing to have skipped the last dozen or so RLM videos. I'll probably only watch them for Trek/Star Wars now, and even those videos have gotten embarrassing
Why can't they just do more HITB episodes where they shit on mainstream slop? That's what's fun. Hearing mike and jay agree that robocop 2 is good for 45 minutes is boring.
What a bunch of scam artists. No Plinkett, no Star Wars, just endless droning about movies I didn't even care enough to discuss after watching them when they were new.
I've been thinking about the whole Jay/Lauren lore lately. Do you think Jay is one of those guys who looksmaxxed so they can get revenge on the crush who rejected them (and women in general) by turning the tables? Like prime Jay was one of the sexiest manlets alive but he became gay just so women could seethe about him not being available?
No, what happened was he hooked up with a woman of color who took the 10 minutes to teach him how not to look like a moron and he never looked back.
Literally all it takes and is exactly why every white man needs to have bagged at least one brown woman. Preferably of Mayan or Mexican descent. Nothing long term mind you. Just long enough until you realize the only way she is ever paying you back for keying your car is more facial abuse head.
yes. jays entire identity is just brimming with resentment and fakery. it’s all a carefully posed identity in order to show off to people or get back at them
I've been thinking about the whole Jay/Lauren lore lately. Do you think Jay is one of those guys who looksmaxxed so they can get revenge on the crush who rejected them (and women in general) by turning the tables? Like prime Jay was one of the sexiest manlets alive but he became gay just so women could seethe about him not being available?
No, what happened was he hooked up with a woman of color who took the 10 minutes to teach him how not to look like a moron and he never looked back.
Literally all it takes and is exactly why every white man needs to have bagged at least one brown woman. Preferably of Mayan or Mexican descent. Nothing long term mind you. Just long enough until you realize the only way she is ever paying you back for keying your car is more facial abuse head.
Have you ever thought about getting some real friends?
have you ever thought if we met IRL i would physically tower over you and could easily knock you out? this veneer of safety you get hiding behind a screen disappears very fricking quickly when the curtain comes down. you forget you’re a physical human being existing among competing specimens, and that you are weak, small and mediocre compared to them. so run your mouth off but remember in the communal arena of life you wouldn’t dare stutter any of this to me.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
>end the video with their fanfiction spitballing plot shit
Rapidly replacing "smugly reading bad reviews from people that didnt get the movie in a stupid voice" as the most annoying thing that comes from them. At this point stop navelgazing and just actually try to make something that isnt under 7 layers of ironic shittiness, its clear that's what you really want to do. Use a pseudonym if you dont want it stigmatized by its association with RLM.
They're just shitting on all the F13th movies. They don't know anything. And they don't wanna admit theres anything good in the franchise for whatever bigoted reason
Alright, I'm just gonna say it. Jay is so hot. Jay is so fricking hot. The guy is 43. Forty-three. And he looks like a 30yo STUD. If he was a couple inches taller and not gay, he'd be banging prime pussy on the daily, for sure.
No homosexual though.
youre not a man if you use any threatening/emasculating kind of language especially the word spooky, when someone asks if you found something scary you say its weird or bizzare dont fricking onions out with "oh man im so scared that was so spooky" absolute homosexual language
>DUDE LIKE, FRIDAY THE 13TH IS A RIPOFF OF HALLOWEEN >LIKE, THESE MOVIES ARE SO SLEAZY, THEY ALL HAVE CHEAP SEX AND NUDITY >THESE AREN'T "REAL" MOVIES
Yes Jay, let's ignore the fact that you love nudity in trashy low-budget indie slice-of-life schlock, disregard the fact that Halloween is literally just a ripoff of Black Christmas, and disregard the fact that tons of movies that you would consider "REAL" that you love (Like, for example, Halloween itself), were also all shallow exploitative cash grabs.
>"After viewing Carpenter's film Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) at the Milan Film Festival, independent film producer Irwin Yablans and financier Moustapha Akkad sought out Carpenter to direct a film for them about a psychotic killer that stalked babysitters."
I'm so sick and fricking tired of this pretentious Gen X habit of believing that you're too good to unironically like and enjoy something without having some sort of self-aware social understanding of it in the context of what everyone else thinks.
FRICK everyone else, just tell me what YOU think of it, you pandering frick-head. Jesus fricking christ, can you get anymore pathetic? It's just sad watching some 30 year old, maybe 40 year old now, border-boomer, tell us all about how much he likes these movies, then turn around and say, "WELL ACTUALLY THEY'RE ALL SLEAZY EXPLOITATIVE TRASH THAT AREN'T REALLY REAL MOVIES" - homosexual, then why the frick should I give a shit about them, OR what you think of them?
moronic nonsense like this drives me up a fricking WALL. You either like them or you don't.
I swear to fricking god. Millennials and Zoomers picked up all of their bad habits from Gen X'ers and it's fricking annoying. All's they would need to do to be worse than boomers at this point is to rob their children's wealth out from under them, but I have a feeling boomers did that before Gen X'ers could, and would if they could.
Please explain how the Friday the 13th sequels are unironically good and well made films
7 months ago
Anonymous
>please explain how they are unironically good
They live up to their namesake and genresake and were a success with the fans and at the box office.
>well made
Did you enjoy the special effects? Were you able to follow the story? Was the atmosphere translated properly into what they were aiming for? Did feel keep pace with its duration?
Then it's well made. A movie doesn't have to have some bullshit pretentious metaphor about "muh humanity" and "muh mortality" in order to be good and well made.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>were a success with the fans and at the box office
Weren't you JUST complaining about Jay or zoomers or whatever using outside factors in expressing their opinion? You sound like a moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Weren't you JUST complaining about Jay or zoomers or whatever using outside factors in expressing their opinion?
The way you wrote it implied a third-person perspective, moron. Maybe next time try using proper syntax to get your point across instead of generically throwing around "WELL HOW ARE THEY GOOD?" When I never once stated my opinion on the films or whether I was a fan or not of them.
If you want ME to describe how they're good, it's because I like them. Not all of them, mostly just a few of them. Jason X blows, Friday 5 sucks, Friday 6 was boring, Friday 7 was great cause it re-introduced a focus on atmosphere and set design that was beginning to lack in the previous two.
Of all of them, the best ones are 1, 2, 4, and 7, because they have an overall emphasis on the setting being a character just as much as the rest of the people. There's a lot of stalking and spying and voyeurism and it draws out a lot of the anxiety of the scene through the quiet waiting before he bursts in or the kill happens.
I think the cinematography in those are also highly underrated.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Let's hear your take on part 9.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Haven't watched it and I never plan to since it doesn't look like it would interest me. Just like very single Marvel movie I ignored for the last 11 years.
7 months ago
Anonymous
This is some weak ass defense, it's like the people who defend the Saw movies for the exact same reasons you specified.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Only the first 3 SAW movies are good, and they are good for entirely different reasons, in particular exploring survivalist morality.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, the later sequels are based
7 months ago
Anonymous
The conspiracy started becoming too convoluted. First one was entertaining as it explored two people fighting for survival, trying to understand their predicament, coming to terms with the past, and accepting their faults.
Second one provided a clever twist with the FBI agent being the actual one who was being tested, and the whole incident being pre-recorded.
Third one was interesting because it put the man in control of the fates of people who wronged him and was almost genius, but fell a little bit too short. Should've ended when Amanda died.
awwww look how angry it is. do something funny. think about how righteously angry someone having an opinion online is making you, then find a reflective surface and look at your fat, ageing face. realise how infantile your anger is
you’re all pretty much the same sort of person. angry losers
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you’re all pretty much the same sort of person. angry losers
But enough about RLMgays
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ironic, given how angry and quickly you leapt at the chance to attack someone you thought was me, lmao.
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you're a fan of any stupid fricking israelitetube mouth piece le ebin cynical critic man you're just an angry fricking dork period. Formulate your own opinions and then share them or just dont.
based
can someone rewrite this to include the other copypasta where the guy talks about going up to milwaukee and smashing their heads in with a sledgehammer until they're begging for mercy or something?
I can't remember the exact killing instrument used in the copypasta moron, it was just about how he wanted to murder them but hear them cry and beg for mercy first
Gen x fricks patented the cynically and ironic consuming and each generation doubled down. Zoomers are too afraid of having their own genuine emotions besides bitter contempt in fear of being labeled cringe.
They still want to think of themselves as left leaning fence sitters smarter than anyone with serious convictions all while the ideology that so smugly assured them they were intelligent dismantles everything they loved and robs them of any security they thought they had. The soccer moms they raged against in their teens and twenties were a fabrication and were never any real threat to the things they enjoyed about life.
Their greatest point of embarrassment comes from how it took their favorite franchises going down in flames for them to finally recognize how rotten the world had become, rather than the real life wealth disparity obfuscated by ethnic conflict that threatens to rob whites of their countries and culture. Belittling and gaslighting people for recognizing patterns and propaganda in media is the left's go-to response so they are programmed to feel even more shame for feeling slighted over their favorite toys being taken from them.
They have no children because they're just so intellectually above that breeder nonsense, caring about the future was for normalgays and they were REAL nerds. The realization that they were just as propagandized as the consumerists they mocked is too much to bear. Their passiveness made them just as useful as the most useful of idiots.
>DUDE LIKE, FRIDAY THE 13TH IS A RIPOFF OF HALLOWEEN >LIKE, THESE MOVIES ARE SO SLEAZY, THEY ALL HAVE CHEAP SEX AND NUDITY >THESE AREN'T "REAL" MOVIES
Yes Jay, let's ignore the fact that you love nudity in trashy low-budget indie slice-of-life schlock, disregard the fact that Halloween is literally just a ripoff of Black Christmas, and disregard the fact that tons of movies that you would consider "REAL" that you love (Like, for example, Halloween itself), were also all shallow exploitative cash grabs.
>"After viewing Carpenter's film Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) at the Milan Film Festival, independent film producer Irwin Yablans and financier Moustapha Akkad sought out Carpenter to direct a film for them about a psychotic killer that stalked babysitters."
I'm so sick and fricking tired of this pretentious Gen X habit of believing that you're too good to unironically like and enjoy something without having some sort of self-aware social understanding of it in the context of what everyone else thinks.
FRICK everyone else, just tell me what YOU think of it, you pandering frick-head. Jesus fricking christ, can you get anymore pathetic? It's just sad watching some 30 year old, maybe 40 year old now, border-boomer, tell us all about how much he likes these movies, then turn around and say, "WELL ACTUALLY THEY'RE ALL SLEAZY EXPLOITATIVE TRASH THAT AREN'T REALLY REAL MOVIES" - homosexual, then why the frick should I give a shit about them, OR what you think of them?
moronic nonsense like this drives me up a fricking WALL. You either like them or you don't.
I swear to fricking god. Millennials and Zoomers picked up all of their bad habits from Gen X'ers and it's fricking annoying. All's they would need to do to be worse than boomers at this point is to rob their children's wealth out from under them, but I have a feeling boomers did that before Gen X'ers could, and would if they could.
Nobody likes Josh so they're doing it again. Also, in that video Josh said he didn't even watch all of the movies. The sperg-out Cinemaphile had over this was pretty funny at the time.
I fricking hate it when Mike pitches his shitty ideas for sequels/reboots. Didn't they make a whole animated pilot based on that crap? Why is he keep doing it in other videos?
These guys killed star wars and got humiliated by shatner and also made one of the lamest movies of all time, why does anyone still care what they think or have to say?
This, its obviously just a job to both of them now. Rich is always willing to talk but the other 2 look gassed out and uninterested literally 100% of the time. Mind you they are both mid 40s.
amazing that people like this exist and are out there voting and raising families.. He even tried to use security language in the beginning, which is still a terrible idea to give out your name. These people are willing to end people's privacy if it means le internet nazis won't say the bad word anymore.
Chatter was smart, the only way to show lefties how moronic some of their views are is by inserting blacks or trannies in the argument. >we should ban guns >but trans folx are the biggest victims of violence and need access to guns to protect themselves >it's wrong to control how your wife dresses >well I'm muslim and in the quran it says a woman's body is only for her husband's eyes it really means we adore them bla bla bla
fight fire with fire
The Muslim shit is so fricking god damn moronic. >oh no you don't understand its EMPOWERING they have to cover their bodies >yes you see this is a feminist religion
Lol, they accept an advocate for this position, its fricking insane. Like they really think those women can just choose not to do it. Liberals are god damn moronic. They're a danger.
yep. Everything a white guy/christian could say or do that would be considered sexist, becomes beautiful and innocent when a muslum does it.
With the recent jihad on the UFC,you can find a lot of interviews of people gushing about how they treat their women. They will fight you if you look at their women not because they're possessive, they just love them too much. They don't allow them to show their bodies not because they're controlling. It's because they think the women are goddesses whose beauty should be exclusive. They don't let their wives work not because they want them dependent, it's because they want them relaxing and pampered at home, enjoying time with the kids.
You're a white guy and you don't want your wife dressed like a prostitute getting drunk in a club? wow you're literally hitler.
The next holy war will be of public opinion, and with muslims being aware of the above and leaning into it it looks like christians will lose.
five minutes in and they're already seething about those old white sleazy sexists for paying a professional actress to willingly show her breasts. How dare they.
If they don't like naked breasts, how come they've put a picture of Monique Gabrielle (an actress that shows her breasts in every single movie featured in their videos) on the wheel in the last episode, hmmm?
>1 hour video >they talk about the two movies that they did like for a grand total of 8 minutes
Check it for yourself if you don't believe me. Everything else is about the franchise in general or about one of the movies that they didn't like.
Why does Cinemaphile always screech NO E-CELEBS REEEEEEE when someone makes a thread about any other internet personality, but Reddit Letter Media always gets a free pass?
>a prequel movie where jasons dad does boring shit and a boring overdone plot about a fall to evil which doesn’t fit the franchise at all and jason isn’t even in it and there’s forced romance and soap opera drama instead of just deaths
mikes worst fanfic yet
Know what "re:view" reminds me of?
It's the film nerd equivalent of the game podcast "watch out for fireballs". Where 2 people just awkwardly recap the minute by minute moments of a movie >first this happens! >then this happens!
other person: >oh i love when that part happens it's so cool >oh oh oh and then this happens!
BOTW is fun, and their old HITB eps were good too, but this re:view shit is utterly pointless. And the rampant censorship has basically destroyed their channel.
>nobody cares what white dudes have to say
mike @ 6:57
>it’s real
What the frick, every video now
It's a comment about the fact that white people get shot down by society just for their skin colour, you colossal goose.
why does rlm attract so many schizos?
Prequelzoomers got brainwashed into becoming nazi LARPers by spending their formative years on this site.
>if you're not racist you are le nazi
mike identifies as a israelite and jay is clearly a bipoc lgbtq. rich evans is their white gimp who paypigs the whole opperation using nana's money.
oh my source? i just made it up.
Big if true
>RLM? Compromised
It's over chudbros..we lost another kino to da joos
It's like he doesn't want people to watch anymore, and he's trying to go about it in the worst possible way. Even this anti-white sjw bugman homosexual bit is old hat by now, I mean, not even the gaygiest RLM guests and part-timers acted this way on the show. Mike is just out of touch.
friday is peak production line horror slop. not that it's the highest quality series but it was the best at consistently making movie after movie without totally ruining itself
it's Thursday you dingus. I know this because yesterday people kept making Wednesday threads
Joshbros btfo
How hard is it gor people to develop an interesting personality?
consider trying.
tell us the results.
thank you redditlettermedia intern, very cool post, but buy an ad next time if you are going to advertise
>cheese or roast beef
I think I would enjoy a Big Mac and fries more than bread with cheese in the middle or meat with nothing else.
A big Mac is a hot sandwich, roast beef is not. Two totally different things.
I know this dude tries to be provocative, but he sounds like a legitimate pedophile.
That's probably because he's a massive pedophile. There was some magazine where he talked about how much he loved German cp
Let me guess the most banal midwit takes?
>Plebbit letter media
Grow up moron
noice
Hasn't this israelite done enough damage to the zeitgeist?
>the zeitgeist
The prequels sucked dick no matter how much you kick and scream.
Go crawl back into a bottle Mike.
>damage
He delayed the sloppening until Disney mindbroke audiences by relentlessly pumping out shit without any alternative until they loved it. It would've happened a lot sooner if Mike hadn't vocalised why the prequels sucked, turning passive viewers into active ones.
Lol you can tell they literally used his videos when making the sequels. They're the dumb mindless spectacles he was begging for directed by the guy he advocated for and they even continued using tidbits like not showing lightsabers and it all came from his video. Mike is responsible for the Sequel Trilogy and he knows it which is why the last time it was brought up on their channel he looked like a guy who got caught committing a rape. Mike sucks shit. He can try to hide behind all the irony in the world and pretend Space Cop wasn't the worst shit in the world but it will never ever change it.
>JJ Abrams should direct
Check
>no politics just make bad guy
Check and why the FO is never explained
>no lightsabers >:|
So influential to Rian Johnson in TLJ he literally referenced RLM on Twitter before it came out and said he "feared them"
>just make it like the OT
Checked, ANH remake TFA STILL gets defended by him TO THIS DAY
They're Mike's fault.
>THIS BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE WAS INFLUENCED BY A YOUTUBER WHO SAID THE PREQUELS ARE SHIT JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER YOUTUBER EVER
meds.
It's been pretty refreshing to have skipped the last dozen or so RLM videos. I'll probably only watch them for Trek/Star Wars now, and even those videos have gotten embarrassing
Why can't they just do more HITB episodes where they shit on mainstream slop? That's what's fun. Hearing mike and jay agree that robocop 2 is good for 45 minutes is boring.
All they ever do is capeshit, horror, and pop sci-fi.
They literally did a video recently about 3 drama/thriller movies.
cope
obsessed
How did Jay's hair grow so much longer in the 6 months between this and the Elm Street video
>how is someone's hair longer now than it was 6 months ago?
Are you fricking moronic?
>Still never watched Andor
What a bunch of scam artists. No Plinkett, no Star Wars, just endless droning about movies I didn't even care enough to discuss after watching them when they were new.
Star Wars is garbage
didn't they already do the series on re:view years ago?
joshbros.....
(You)
Who
That's my sister leave her alone
AAAAAAH WHO
>Friday the 13th series
But they already did a re:view of it
They've also done videos about Star Trek but they keep making new videos about Star Trek.
Do you think they know not to bring in the shitty other dudes when it's a video on a movie people care about?
Today I will remind them.
>notmytimeline
yay!
Jason X is kino.
>killing a blonde white women in a horrible way
not very subtle there hollywood
>that man was paid to do that
practical effects are so fricking good
>stunt guy copping a feel
Based and Jason-pilled. I'd do the same if I were him.
Jay's hair is too long now
Do I have dementia or did they already do a Re:View on these?
They did a full Nightmare on Elm Street series re:view iirc
I will watch again when they apologize
Friday the 13th again?
They could of done Phantasm. Dario Argento films. The Return of the Living Dead series. But no.
You think they’re going to review the creator? It’s a new IP big budget blockbuster something they’ve stated as wanting to support for a long time
I've been thinking about the whole Jay/Lauren lore lately. Do you think Jay is one of those guys who looksmaxxed so they can get revenge on the crush who rejected them (and women in general) by turning the tables? Like prime Jay was one of the sexiest manlets alive but he became gay just so women could seethe about him not being available?
have a nice day, homosexual
No, what happened was he hooked up with a woman of color who took the 10 minutes to teach him how not to look like a moron and he never looked back.
Literally all it takes and is exactly why every white man needs to have bagged at least one brown woman. Preferably of Mayan or Mexican descent. Nothing long term mind you. Just long enough until you realize the only way she is ever paying you back for keying your car is more facial abuse head.
yes. jays entire identity is just brimming with resentment and fakery. it’s all a carefully posed identity in order to show off to people or get back at them
Have you ever thought about getting some real friends?
real friends are a symptom of white supremacy.
have you ever thought if we met IRL i would physically tower over you and could easily knock you out? this veneer of safety you get hiding behind a screen disappears very fricking quickly when the curtain comes down. you forget you’re a physical human being existing among competing specimens, and that you are weak, small and mediocre compared to them. so run your mouth off but remember in the communal arena of life you wouldn’t dare stutter any of this to me.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
that's exactly what happened beat for beat
Gayest post up atm
didn't they already do that?
Fair
Let me guess:
>white men are... le bad
>oh no this woman shown her ankle. Shame on the director to exploit her
>BLM!
No thanks
let me guess
>chudbabble
It's ok Mike, you're doing great job for your j*wish handlers.
Where were you chuds 7 years ago when RLM was making fun of your god overlord Trump and right wingers in general?
Thanks Mike~!
>end the video with their fanfiction spitballing plot shit
Rapidly replacing "smugly reading bad reviews from people that didnt get the movie in a stupid voice" as the most annoying thing that comes from them. At this point stop navelgazing and just actually try to make something that isnt under 7 layers of ironic shittiness, its clear that's what you really want to do. Use a pseudonym if you dont want it stigmatized by its association with RLM.
As soon as he started that and i saw 1/4 of the video still left i just dipped. Its always so bad
it's always been the most annoying thing
that's my favorite part!
mikes idea for a jason series will never get made, you can't show a pregnant woman getting punched until it deforms the fetus
Not without causing multiple israelite producers to rub thier dicks through pants, no.
Clicked Dislike.
>click the "this upset me" button
>youtube considers it engagement
>algorithm recommends to more people
They're just shitting on all the F13th movies. They don't know anything. And they don't wanna admit theres anything good in the franchise for whatever bigoted reason
they spend the review jerking off part 2 so i dont get what you mean
I love how these threads are always full of people who never watch the video in question and just talk out of their ass.
How do you avoid aging bros
no drinking, never get fat, regular intense exercises, sun block, retinol cream, strategic plastic surgeries (no drastic changes)
>"white guy moment"
What does this even mean? What is their problem...
Jason X is kino
J R R Tolkian
This thread is not good. The video is meh, it's something on in the background like a podcast.
it feels like they just uploaded an old video
Alright, I'm just gonna say it. Jay is so hot. Jay is so fricking hot. The guy is 43. Forty-three. And he looks like a 30yo STUD. If he was a couple inches taller and not gay, he'd be banging prime pussy on the daily, for sure.
No homosexual though.
Jay owes me sex.
>Jay follows mildly serious jon lajoie music
youre not a man if you use any threatening/emasculating kind of language especially the word spooky, when someone asks if you found something scary you say its weird or bizzare dont fricking onions out with "oh man im so scared that was so spooky" absolute homosexual language
>DUDE LIKE, FRIDAY THE 13TH IS A RIPOFF OF HALLOWEEN
>LIKE, THESE MOVIES ARE SO SLEAZY, THEY ALL HAVE CHEAP SEX AND NUDITY
>THESE AREN'T "REAL" MOVIES
Yes Jay, let's ignore the fact that you love nudity in trashy low-budget indie slice-of-life schlock, disregard the fact that Halloween is literally just a ripoff of Black Christmas, and disregard the fact that tons of movies that you would consider "REAL" that you love (Like, for example, Halloween itself), were also all shallow exploitative cash grabs.
>"After viewing Carpenter's film Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) at the Milan Film Festival, independent film producer Irwin Yablans and financier Moustapha Akkad sought out Carpenter to direct a film for them about a psychotic killer that stalked babysitters."
I'm so sick and fricking tired of this pretentious Gen X habit of believing that you're too good to unironically like and enjoy something without having some sort of self-aware social understanding of it in the context of what everyone else thinks.
FRICK everyone else, just tell me what YOU think of it, you pandering frick-head. Jesus fricking christ, can you get anymore pathetic? It's just sad watching some 30 year old, maybe 40 year old now, border-boomer, tell us all about how much he likes these movies, then turn around and say, "WELL ACTUALLY THEY'RE ALL SLEAZY EXPLOITATIVE TRASH THAT AREN'T REALLY REAL MOVIES" - homosexual, then why the frick should I give a shit about them, OR what you think of them?
moronic nonsense like this drives me up a fricking WALL. You either like them or you don't.
I swear to fricking god. Millennials and Zoomers picked up all of their bad habits from Gen X'ers and it's fricking annoying. All's they would need to do to be worse than boomers at this point is to rob their children's wealth out from under them, but I have a feeling boomers did that before Gen X'ers could, and would if they could.
I like that your long, insane rambling only makes sense if you completely ignore the fact that Jay loves these movies.
He literally referred to them as "sleaze", "trash", "not real movies" and said he likes them because of their "bluntness", whatever that means.
Yes, and he loves sleaze and trash. You fricking moron.
Nice of you to leave out the "not real movies" part, you fricking moron.
Please explain how the Friday the 13th sequels are unironically good and well made films
>please explain how they are unironically good
They live up to their namesake and genresake and were a success with the fans and at the box office.
>well made
Did you enjoy the special effects? Were you able to follow the story? Was the atmosphere translated properly into what they were aiming for? Did feel keep pace with its duration?
Then it's well made. A movie doesn't have to have some bullshit pretentious metaphor about "muh humanity" and "muh mortality" in order to be good and well made.
>were a success with the fans and at the box office
Weren't you JUST complaining about Jay or zoomers or whatever using outside factors in expressing their opinion? You sound like a moron.
>Weren't you JUST complaining about Jay or zoomers or whatever using outside factors in expressing their opinion?
The way you wrote it implied a third-person perspective, moron. Maybe next time try using proper syntax to get your point across instead of generically throwing around "WELL HOW ARE THEY GOOD?" When I never once stated my opinion on the films or whether I was a fan or not of them.
If you want ME to describe how they're good, it's because I like them. Not all of them, mostly just a few of them. Jason X blows, Friday 5 sucks, Friday 6 was boring, Friday 7 was great cause it re-introduced a focus on atmosphere and set design that was beginning to lack in the previous two.
Of all of them, the best ones are 1, 2, 4, and 7, because they have an overall emphasis on the setting being a character just as much as the rest of the people. There's a lot of stalking and spying and voyeurism and it draws out a lot of the anxiety of the scene through the quiet waiting before he bursts in or the kill happens.
I think the cinematography in those are also highly underrated.
Let's hear your take on part 9.
Haven't watched it and I never plan to since it doesn't look like it would interest me. Just like very single Marvel movie I ignored for the last 11 years.
This is some weak ass defense, it's like the people who defend the Saw movies for the exact same reasons you specified.
Only the first 3 SAW movies are good, and they are good for entirely different reasons, in particular exploring survivalist morality.
Nah, the later sequels are based
The conspiracy started becoming too convoluted. First one was entertaining as it explored two people fighting for survival, trying to understand their predicament, coming to terms with the past, and accepting their faults.
Second one provided a clever twist with the FBI agent being the actual one who was being tested, and the whole incident being pre-recorded.
Third one was interesting because it put the man in control of the fates of people who wronged him and was almost genius, but fell a little bit too short. Should've ended when Amanda died.
are you ok bro
What I'm really fricking sick and tired of, is every movie with nudity in them being called "sleaze".
There actually is a genre of sleaze, it's called "softcore".
Take your meds NOW.
Imagine going this schizo over someone pointing out that the Friday the 13th movies are pretty shitty
So is Tree of Life.
babyrage
Call it whatever you want to cope, cucklet. Don't care, and never will.
you’ve written a massive reddit blogpost to literally say “i get irrationally upset when directors abuse their job to exploit actresses”
grow the frick up
>literally
Literally have a nice day
awwww look how angry it is. do something funny. think about how righteously angry someone having an opinion online is making you, then find a reflective surface and look at your fat, ageing face. realise how infantile your anger is
That poster isn't me, cuck. How are you going to cope-post your way out of this one?
you’re all pretty much the same sort of person. angry losers
>you’re all pretty much the same sort of person. angry losers
But enough about RLMgays
Ironic, given how angry and quickly you leapt at the chance to attack someone you thought was me, lmao.
If you're a fan of any stupid fricking israelitetube mouth piece le ebin cynical critic man you're just an angry fricking dork period. Formulate your own opinions and then share them or just dont.
Didn't ask
>“i get irrationally upset when directors abuse their job to exploit actresses”
No he doesn't. Did you even read anything he posted?
based
can someone rewrite this to include the other copypasta where the guy talks about going up to milwaukee and smashing their heads in with a sledgehammer until they're begging for mercy or something?
You can't beg for mercy if your head gets smashed by a sledgehammer, silly.
I can't remember the exact killing instrument used in the copypasta moron, it was just about how he wanted to murder them but hear them cry and beg for mercy first
are these pathetic fantasies how you cope with being a mediocre nobody and rlm being beloved?
not my fantasy or copypasta
stay mad
no problem my Black person
Hey, no need to call me names, friend.
100% correct and you can see the seething reddit replies.
Gen x fricks patented the cynically and ironic consuming and each generation doubled down. Zoomers are too afraid of having their own genuine emotions besides bitter contempt in fear of being labeled cringe.
The seething responses to this prove this anon is 100% correct and jay has always been a known pussy
Nobody is seething, just calling you an idiot. And why are you responding to your own post pretending to be another anon?
>just calling you
>he can't help himself and still thinks everyone is OP
This. The more people disagree with you, the more objectively right you are, just like at Galileo.
so someone calling galileo incorrect today is correct since everyone agrees with him?
He more so means the current social climate
>HELP ME SARAH, I'M DYING
god naked statue women are so fricking hot
t. raging Danny Steinmann trying to divide gen x & millennials.
I am mostly in agreement. Gen X had no other option though, they were born into a plastic world made for children by a bunch of Peter Pan's.
jay is a pussy who no real opinion, he thinks Halloween is "art" because it was made by Carpenter
there was a comic of jay going to the movie, wish i still had it
There's nothing wrong with being gay and mentally ill.
One of the worst gen x traits is the belief that le ranting man so angry grrr is cool and good.
They still want to think of themselves as left leaning fence sitters smarter than anyone with serious convictions all while the ideology that so smugly assured them they were intelligent dismantles everything they loved and robs them of any security they thought they had. The soccer moms they raged against in their teens and twenties were a fabrication and were never any real threat to the things they enjoyed about life.
Their greatest point of embarrassment comes from how it took their favorite franchises going down in flames for them to finally recognize how rotten the world had become, rather than the real life wealth disparity obfuscated by ethnic conflict that threatens to rob whites of their countries and culture. Belittling and gaslighting people for recognizing patterns and propaganda in media is the left's go-to response so they are programmed to feel even more shame for feeling slighted over their favorite toys being taken from them.
They have no children because they're just so intellectually above that breeder nonsense, caring about the future was for normalgays and they were REAL nerds. The realization that they were just as propagandized as the consumerists they mocked is too much to bear. Their passiveness made them just as useful as the most useful of idiots.
Double posting Black person
Didn't they do this already? Jay did it with Josh and reviewed every movie
Nobody likes Josh so they're doing it again. Also, in that video Josh said he didn't even watch all of the movies. The sperg-out Cinemaphile had over this was pretty funny at the time.
I fricking hate it when Mike pitches his shitty ideas for sequels/reboots. Didn't they make a whole animated pilot based on that crap? Why is he keep doing it in other videos?
He wants to be in Hollywood and hopes a director will ask him to write a script
I'm the only person on the planet that has part 9 as their favorite of this series.
ooo baby, oo baby
Did they address the rumours yet
Mike and Jay do the editing in their respective homes, and Rich is the only one that shows up to the studio Monday to Friday.
they already did a Friday The 13th review. What the frick are they doing?
Mike hasn't.
so?
Are you also pointlessly upset that they've done more than one video about Star Trek?
good point, I concede.
it just seems like there will be a lot of overlap with this one, but I suppose they thought about that when planning this out.
The Friday flicks funded the Star Trek films.
>Apathetic lush waxes how he'd make it better.
Wait, wait, wait!
People take the opinion of a mid-western israelite who larps as a blue-collar worker sensuously?
anon its time for your meds
Which one's the israelite? Neither of them are, but I'm just asking what your take is.
He's Czech, so definitely not a israelite.
why do these videos come across so tense now? what’s the deal behind the scenes?
These guys killed star wars and got humiliated by shatner and also made one of the lamest movies of all time, why does anyone still care what they think or have to say?
Mike is such a huge sopping-wet pussy. He's so fat and mediocre.
Why is Mike describing a slasher movie from 1980 as "retro"?
>Why is Mike describing a slasher movie from 1980 as "retro"?
1980 was 43 years ago, anon. For comparison NES games were already called retro in the 2000s.
oh shit they mentioned another youtuber! Jon Lajoile!!
guns don't kill people hun hun I KILL PEOPLE
Oh look, another horror movie review. It's all so tiresome
When will they continue the re:Visit series?
holy crap...
Why is Jay looking like an unkempt bum these days?
People don't call him "the Gus Van Sant of Milwaukee" for nothing.
Mike clearly doesn't care at all anymore.
This, its obviously just a job to both of them now. Rich is always willing to talk but the other 2 look gassed out and uninterested literally 100% of the time. Mind you they are both mid 40s.
Based Rich enjoyers, I like him too. He seems like the most genuine of the group.
You can tell he would rather just be drinking it's all he thinks about.
t. alcoholic
literally me. life grinds to fricking tedium when i’m not drinking
The only one worth liking is Rich.
Reminder
>redditor hates anonymity
wow that's nuts
He's angry at people who call him AIDS Moby.
what a fricking moron
>only changes his mind once he gets nailed on the homosexual safe space
Fricking lmao.
amazing that people like this exist and are out there voting and raising families.. He even tried to use security language in the beginning, which is still a terrible idea to give out your name. These people are willing to end people's privacy if it means le internet nazis won't say the bad word anymore.
Chatter was smart, the only way to show lefties how moronic some of their views are is by inserting blacks or trannies in the argument.
>we should ban guns
>but trans folx are the biggest victims of violence and need access to guns to protect themselves
>it's wrong to control how your wife dresses
>well I'm muslim and in the quran it says a woman's body is only for her husband's eyes it really means we adore them bla bla bla
fight fire with fire
It really is hilarious how he shut the frick up and changed his mind when homos were brought up.
The Muslim shit is so fricking god damn moronic.
>oh no you don't understand its EMPOWERING they have to cover their bodies
>yes you see this is a feminist religion
Lol, they accept an advocate for this position, its fricking insane. Like they really think those women can just choose not to do it. Liberals are god damn moronic. They're a danger.
yep. Everything a white guy/christian could say or do that would be considered sexist, becomes beautiful and innocent when a muslum does it.
With the recent jihad on the UFC,you can find a lot of interviews of people gushing about how they treat their women. They will fight you if you look at their women not because they're possessive, they just love them too much. They don't allow them to show their bodies not because they're controlling. It's because they think the women are goddesses whose beauty should be exclusive. They don't let their wives work not because they want them dependent, it's because they want them relaxing and pampered at home, enjoying time with the kids.
You're a white guy and you don't want your wife dressed like a prostitute getting drunk in a club? wow you're literally hitler.
The next holy war will be of public opinion, and with muslims being aware of the above and leaning into it it looks like christians will lose.
hopefully the next holy war is muslims and christians teaming up against leftists
five minutes in and they're already seething about those old white sleazy sexists for paying a professional actress to willingly show her breasts. How dare they.
Sex work is real work chuds!
If they don't like naked breasts, how come they've put a picture of Monique Gabrielle (an actress that shows her breasts in every single movie featured in their videos) on the wheel in the last episode, hmmm?
If they do like naked girls why do they seethe all the time about them like in the video, moron?
we need one for AIDSmoby
boycott this channel until they finally put their money where their mouth is and hand it all over to gay persons of diverse gender and color.
>1 hour video
>they talk about the two movies that they did like for a grand total of 8 minutes
Check it for yourself if you don't believe me. Everything else is about the franchise in general or about one of the movies that they didn't like.
This is the part that actually sucks about these re:Views, they do that a lot.
They talked about 2 a fair amount, they skipped 4 because the channel already talked about it with fatbeard, and mike hasn't watched 6 yet
Never watched these queer’s before. They’re gay, right?
redditledditmeddit
Why does Cinemaphile always screech NO E-CELEBS REEEEEEE when someone makes a thread about any other internet personality, but Reddit Letter Media always gets a free pass?
The same screeching losers (yourself included) are in every RLM thread (this one included), still screeching.
Aren't you ladies the ones complaining about e-celeb threads, though? I mean, I never complain about them.
They did do these movies before right?
Are the just setting a precedent for repeating so Rich and Mike can do another Star Trek TMP Re View?
I can't get into this because Mike is no longer sexually attractive to me.
>be me
>see a new RLM video pop up into my feed
>immediately come to Cinemaphile to the thread
yeah, I'm thinkin it's up
>a prequel movie where jasons dad does boring shit and a boring overdone plot about a fall to evil which doesn’t fit the franchise at all and jason isn’t even in it and there’s forced romance and soap opera drama instead of just deaths
mikes worst fanfic yet
>movie
Pretty sure it was a TV show he was talking about; which is even worse.
DAM THEM
Why does Cinemaphile insist on just making up fantasies to be angry about? Why has Cinemaphile as a culture just become so psychotic?
The Plinkett reviews are still the best reviews of the prequels in existence.
When do we get the sequel to Bloodhound Gang vs Marilyn Manson
Know what "re:view" reminds me of?
It's the film nerd equivalent of the game podcast "watch out for fireballs". Where 2 people just awkwardly recap the minute by minute moments of a movie
>first this happens!
>then this happens!
other person:
>oh i love when that part happens it's so cool
>oh oh oh and then this happens!
BOTW is fun, and their old HITB eps were good too, but this re:view shit is utterly pointless. And the rampant censorship has basically destroyed their channel.
BEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP
what threads are more insane, RLM threads or Cinemassacre threads?
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