When they push a black lead, they’re usually not the most attractive. BlackThe lead will NOT have classic features but will have considerable facial anomalies (Ex. This film, John Boyega). And by pushing these unattractive leads, studios think they rebelling against the norm when they’re really just as racist as the conservatives they hate so much.
>It’s racist if you cast a black woman who doesn’t meet my arbitrary and completely inane beauty standards which in essence means looking white with a brown filter
Sort of, the whole play acts as though Galinda is bad but the script and songs show her to be very kind. Her big song is "popular" where she sings about how the wicked witch is just a diamond in the ruff and she will teach her how to be a stacy.
This is lel bad because it because having someone help you make friends and socialize is not nice to socially moronic girls.
This is the original subversion that all the theatre majors started the trope over. Except that in the play the wicked witch still became an evil b***h and was a tragic figure because of it- even though they gradually downplayed how evil she became as the play continued its lifespan.
Except they’re 1000% NOT going to make her evil as she is in the play because she is black.
Yes, I read the book in highschool over a decade ago. If you must know, she was betrayed and ridiculed by the superior witch of the East and she used black magic as a means of helping people with growths and lumps, but fricked up one day by not circling her pentagram/summoning circle properly causing her to go insane or unless a force, I can't remember.
Bro, they got a Black to play a role. Of course the character is in no way negative or a villain to hear the sensitivities and mewlings of the black community.
Not really. I mean, you're correct in the first half: the "wicked" witch actually is good, but the "white woman" is actually good too. The white woman is a blend of actually nice and superficially nice. She kinda reminds me of the main character of Clueless. Someone who is probably only nice because life gave them a winning hand but also does genuinely like to do nice things too. The real subversion of expectations is that the Wizard himself is an evil butthole.
the original story was an allegory for the coastal elites deceiving you with spectacles of the gold standard while you already had the silver slippers they cast off from when they failed on the east coast as they passed that silver onto you then tried to pretend it wasn't money anymore
the wicked witch even dies from not properly training a new recruit on the proper safety procedures for hazardous substances, but no apparently she had a bunch of monkey servants because she was nicer to them than everyone else
>hey, that wednesday series with her fake girlfriend is popular >let's pick another old thing and shove some third worlders in it >what about if we combined the flying monkeys with the witch? >genius, film it
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> 5 of them have different facing eyes
why is this so common amongst nogs? i know one white dude with this but ive seen at least 8 blacks with this irl
Yeah I know. I only used that photo because it was the first one I could find with the righthand photo. Moriarty got raked over the coals for fricking her shit up and now Grande is looking exactly like her.
In the book, the citizens of the Emerald City go to strip clubs where the main attraction is bestiality rape orgies for entertainment. I have yet to see this included in any adaptations.....
>click on trailer for the sloppiest goyslop of slops >scroll down to comments >everyone is praising it like the second coming of christ based on the trailer alone
every single time
please tell me it's all just bots
Musical Theater people are fricking moronic and will praise almost anything to the ends of the earth unless you get a rare exception like Cats where it's so self-evidently shit that nobody has a chance to latch onto it
so could she not hit the note properly? why'd they make it that warble instead of how everyone else sings the most famous part of the most famous song of the show?
The thing is I would probably watch this if it had a homogeneous white cast. This mix and match shit never looks good. I'd watch for a pretty white lady with green skin.
The musical is about >she was always beautiful and kind but everything she tried to do right ended up going wrong or being used against her >it was the white Wizard of Hick Oz who actually was evil and made her green in the first place
>>it was the white Wizard of Hick Oz who actually was evil
That's what it was in the original L Frank Baum books with the whole "Wizard staging a coup by getting rid of the dying king's daughter and putting her in the hands of a witch that turned her into a boy" thing.
no it is not you, im surprised all the comments about Ariana are her being white (when she was already white as a child) and not about her being ugly now.
looks like she's been doing a shitload of cocaine. she looks sickly.
Liz is famous in lounge room music circles. She does a lot of shows and often collaborates with Seth McFarland. She would make a perfect Elphaba, especially because her and Ariana are best friends in real life so they already have great chemistry.
A few years ago i would have been interested on the story being told from the villain perspective but this doesn´t seem to be what´s happening here. This makes it seem as if she´s a hero that´s being vilified by the man in power. I´m not a fan of the cast either. I can totally understand Hollywood going with black actors and all but couldn´t they at least choose beautiful ones? or have they completely forgotten the canonical traits of beauty?
This is the first time Ariana ever looked good to me. It must be partially because of who she's standing next to , but it's also the lips, wide eyes, and perfect neck and jawline. I might cum in a sock to this later.
I walked out of the room to piss when this came on and someone said "ooh they're doing Wicked?" and when I came back she was saying it wouldn't be the same and she wanted to see the live show. Guess this explains it.
just from this pic ariana looks very sick.
i hope she gets the help she needs.
boy that's an ugly witch too - but that's the idea with wicked witches, right?
What the frick is going on with the right. It looks like one of those types of dogs that have been bred so much that their genes are all fricked up. That aint right.
>that washed out empty greenscreen look
I feel sorry for kids these days. I wonder if their brains have adjusted to thinking this is "kino".
It literally repulses me and feels completely cheap.
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Its hilarious how accidentally racist Hollywood libs always are.
How is it racist?
When they push a black lead, they’re usually not the most attractive. BlackThe lead will NOT have classic features but will have considerable facial anomalies (Ex. This film, John Boyega). And by pushing these unattractive leads, studios think they rebelling against the norm when they’re really just as racist as the conservatives they hate so much.
>It’s racist if you cast a black woman who doesn’t meet my arbitrary and completely inane beauty standards which in essence means looking white with a brown filter
t. A racist butthole.
>All black people are ugly and look like monkeys
Wow chill out you chud.
Are you somehow implying that they all look like that?
Dude, frick off. For real. Normal people prefer beauty. They don't like that ugly shit.
you're unironically racist if you think black people can't be beautiful
Quite a projection there, buddy
>looking white with a brown filter
this is looking like a monkey with a green filter, how can you not see that
>accidentally
Black person witch lmao
peep it folks 😀
probably nicked that broomstick rofl
lets get that viral
Black folk even ruined my waifu the wicked witch. This is worse than finding out the holocaust didn't happen.
is this another subversion where the witch is actually good and the white woman is actually evil?
Looks like it is the straight white male that is the big baddies. The Wizard.
So the pecking order is:
Blackie
Female Whitey
Monkey
white guy
Sort of, the whole play acts as though Galinda is bad but the script and songs show her to be very kind. Her big song is "popular" where she sings about how the wicked witch is just a diamond in the ruff and she will teach her how to be a stacy.
This is lel bad because it because having someone help you make friends and socialize is not nice to socially moronic girls.
This is the original subversion that all the theatre majors started the trope over. Except that in the play the wicked witch still became an evil b***h and was a tragic figure because of it- even though they gradually downplayed how evil she became as the play continued its lifespan.
Except they’re 1000% NOT going to make her evil as she is in the play because she is black.
Yes, I read the book in highschool over a decade ago. If you must know, she was betrayed and ridiculed by the superior witch of the East and she used black magic as a means of helping people with growths and lumps, but fricked up one day by not circling her pentagram/summoning circle properly causing her to go insane or unless a force, I can't remember.
Bro, they got a Black to play a role. Of course the character is in no way negative or a villain to hear the sensitivities and mewlings of the black community.
unleash* a force
Not really. I mean, you're correct in the first half: the "wicked" witch actually is good, but the "white woman" is actually good too. The white woman is a blend of actually nice and superficially nice. She kinda reminds me of the main character of Clueless. Someone who is probably only nice because life gave them a winning hand but also does genuinely like to do nice things too. The real subversion of expectations is that the Wizard himself is an evil butthole.
> you are black
there fixed it. So now they will turn this into a racism allegory too? No wonder they casted a black woman
the original story was an allegory for the coastal elites deceiving you with spectacles of the gold standard while you already had the silver slippers they cast off from when they failed on the east coast as they passed that silver onto you then tried to pretend it wasn't money anymore
the wicked witch even dies from not properly training a new recruit on the proper safety procedures for hazardous substances, but no apparently she had a bunch of monkey servants because she was nicer to them than everyone else
>you're black!
>DAS RITE CRACKA ASS BIH
clearly a gag internet picture
Well, they got the ugly part right for the witch.
Yes, she is ugly, your shitty fan fiction is not canon.
That actress is Cynthia Erivo. She is Sarah Gadon's friend.
What if Sarah was Glinda
That would be a huge improvement. Sarah Gadon turns everything into kino.
Truth
I love Sarah Gadon
Isn't that Joy-Ann Reid?
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wait, is the wicked witch canonically an orc?
>hey, that wednesday series with her fake girlfriend is popular
>let's pick another old thing and shove some third worlders in it
>what about if we combined the flying monkeys with the witch?
>genius, film it
>what about if we combined the flying monkeys with the witch?
lmao
would it kill them to find a b***h whose eyes face the same direction
Wait is that Ariana on the right? Did they make her whiter?
Some women change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism.
jesus christ, raimi
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I denounce the Talmud and African American culture.
N
Underrated
>white
She looks like a filipino ass wiper
No she made herself whiter
10/10 in America
bottom right could pass as white with different hair. The others are hideous
Fricking amazing.
> 5 of them have different facing eyes
why is this so common amongst nogs? i know one white dude with this but ive seen at least 8 blacks with this irl
It helps them spot handbags and Rolex watches more easily in the wild.
she is white homosexual
they actually made her darker to sell records to shit skins
Lol. She is greek.
WOPs aren't white. She's a fricking pastaback.
she's naturally pretty fair skinned, anything beyond is tan/artificial
I never knew she was cross eyed. Or is that lazy eyed? Wonky eyed for sure
Greenface?! DAS FRICKIN RAYCIS N SHEET!
>Ariana looks super white
>witch looks like a green Black person
>throws water on her
SHIIIIEEEET I BE MELTING I BE MELTING RACIST WORLD RACIST WORLD!
>drowns cause can't swim
This is proof Namekians aren't black because even painted green, black people look like black people.
People seriously think these two are the same but different shades?
good lord, what dogshit casting, will we ever get out of this diversity hellhole?
This is the future, but also the past, and also the present because the present controls all.
Why did they try to make Ariana look white? Why bother?
Should have given her black lipstick
Erin Moriarty must be seething right now.
You realise she's already bogged in the left pic?
Yeah I know. I only used that photo because it was the first one I could find with the righthand photo. Moriarty got raked over the coals for fricking her shit up and now Grande is looking exactly like her.
Her lips are 40% of her face.
>Bye-bye booty: Heroin chic is back
This NEEDS to STOP!
Stop putting black people in my movies
i only saw a green lady THOUGH
>Director: Jon M Chu
Into the trash it goes. Good looking trailer can't fool me when you got that name attached
That looked good to you?
>changed from israeli to black
How do we feel racist bros?
Not watching.
Never will.
In the book, the citizens of the Emerald City go to strip clubs where the main attraction is bestiality rape orgies for entertainment. I have yet to see this included in any adaptations.....
Ive never heard of or care about whatever a Wicked is but I sure am upset that a human being of a darker complexion is acting in it, grr
>click on trailer for the sloppiest goyslop of slops
>scroll down to comments
>everyone is praising it like the second coming of christ based on the trailer alone
every single time
please tell me it's all just bots
They're probably aggressively muting anyone with based opinions. It's standard on trailers these days.
Thankfully some of them are real
>the bells
How long before that emoji is banned?
Musical Theater people are fricking moronic and will praise almost anything to the ends of the earth unless you get a rare exception like Cats where it's so self-evidently shit that nobody has a chance to latch onto it
This.
t. worked in theatre for ten years, you couldn't pay me to go back
With youtube and a major release, it really is literally bots. I'm pretty sure.
>its a 2 parter
lol. lmao.
Yeah, they are.
Trailers always get bots to generate hype. Here's a screenshot from the first The Marvels trailer.
Forgot pic
music theatre gays are some of the most pozzed people one the planet
Might have noticed the tv sub of the notorious alt-right forum 4chins has had a dozen Wicked threads up tonight with almost 1000 posts.
So, it's pretty Theater Kid around here tonight too.
so could she not hit the note properly? why'd they make it that warble instead of how everyone else sings the most famous part of the most famous song of the show?
I want to put my wiener in Ariana Grande
They're so scared of marketing a musical that they're trying to make Wicked look like it's not a musical.
It’s so over
Wait is the wizard Aiden Gillen?
why is the wicked witch black now? are they going to retcon dorothy as a nazi now?
>Follow the Yellow-Starred road
The thing is I would probably watch this if it had a homogeneous white cast. This mix and match shit never looks good. I'd watch for a pretty white lady with green skin.
Didn't she cheat with a israeli actor (who played Spongebob for a live action musical) for this shit? I feel sorry for the wife of that actor
Jesus frick I wasn’t expecting this movie to be good but this looks like Cats level of awful
ariana grande looks like an old crackprostitute lmfao
God damn witches breathing up all the munchkins air
Frick, black people are ugly
NOT THE WATER homie OH LAWD IM MELTING
What kinda mutt is that
purebred american
Wicked Witches can't swim?
Gonna flop. Will dance on grave
>adolescents who go yuck girls
...........so gay teenagers sunk this film?
Oh good, she's black
>FLY MY BRETHREN
>FLY
Looks fricking abysmal
the show probably won't be any good either
it does look somewhat sub-par, but it's a musical, so i would never watch it anyway
Black Women are so ugly
thank god, now I can refuse to watch this while working my racism into the why.
surely its racist to make a black woman the evil ugly witch
The musical is about
>she was always beautiful and kind but everything she tried to do right ended up going wrong or being used against her
>it was the white Wizard of Hick Oz who actually was evil and made her green in the first place
What part of "the patriarchy must be lobotomized" don't you understand, prole?
>>it was the white Wizard of Hick Oz who actually was evil
That's what it was in the original L Frank Baum books with the whole "Wizard staging a coup by getting rid of the dying king's daughter and putting her in the hands of a witch that turned her into a boy" thing.
Dey green now?
Damn, as someone who would have cut off a finger to frick Ariana a decade ago, she looks like total shit.
WE
What in the frick is this.
the thing that will sell the movie
To WHAT FRICKING DEMOGRAPHIC?
Liberals, Black folk, israelites.
She was not a very attractive lady, but she's a 10/10 compared to the Nig Witch
Cool 100 million dollar Halloween costume there.
I mean, the witch is intentionally suppose to be pretty fricking ugly
SO THEY CAST A BLACK GIRL?!
what the frick
>*smacks lips*
Is it me or is Ariana getting uglier
no it is not you, im surprised all the comments about Ariana are her being white (when she was already white as a child) and not about her being ugly now.
looks like she's been doing a shitload of cocaine. she looks sickly.
What the frick?! That's a Black person!
That's the final straw. Bomb America. I've had enough.
100M cocaine budget
Movie depicting black people as disgusting evil green orcs
>Okay now things are starting to get based
did they not communicate the fact that the witch's nose is big in a different way?
Black personBROS WE KEEP WINNIN!
We don't use that word here
we
WAZ WITCHES N SHEEIT.
Do they actively look for the most unattractive people they can find?
uh oh!
Ariana got dat star light special
jesus christ the mog is brutal
ariana is white again cool
post the asian ari. that one baffles me the most.
always was
she is an agent of global homo
Ariana's bogging makes her look like a moronic 9 year old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA they got a literal fricking orc to play the Wicked Witch.
How does she keep changing races?
and why is pic related not famous?
That's a shop liz ain't packing heat like that
Liz is famous in lounge room music circles. She does a lot of shows and often collaborates with Seth McFarland. She would make a perfect Elphaba, especially because her and Ariana are best friends in real life so they already have great chemistry.
Is that image a shoop? That nigher looks extra Black persony
No one is calling out Hispanic Ariana Grande for whiteface? Really?
>No one is calling out Hispanic Ariana Grande for whiteface?
she was cuter before the surgeries
She's not even a Hispanic, or dago. SHE'S GREEK.
stfu namegay
>spic
she's Greek homosexual
Schrodinger's white
so, technically its correct
hands driven by low iq impulses wrote these posts
imagine not know Ariana is white and got flack for tanning and singing Black spirituals years ago
>Greek
>white
Sicilians are ARAB rapebabies, muttoid. Stop coping and read a history book.
She's GREEK.
I like the art style but the nigs ruin it.
Its also a musical so i will never watch it
This isnt marketed to me
musical theater is for women and homos anyway.
A few years ago i would have been interested on the story being told from the villain perspective but this doesn´t seem to be what´s happening here. This makes it seem as if she´s a hero that´s being vilified by the man in power. I´m not a fan of the cast either. I can totally understand Hollywood going with black actors and all but couldn´t they at least choose beautiful ones? or have they completely forgotten the canonical traits of beauty?
goldblum as the wizard is inspired casting.
high doubt this will be anywhere near as good as the stage musical but i will watch it one way or another.
Who's that on the left, the Witch of the N?
eternally embarrassed about living here
i suppose thats the point of these films though
Why are they so fricking ugly lately? What happened to the Naomi Campbell/Tyra Banks black women? At least we'll always have this QT!
Ugly nose
That Black person witch looks so out of place.
There's nothing worse than a feminist retelling of a classic story.
SHE'S GREEN, nothing was changed or swapped. I'm convinced you morons just get mad for fun now, it looks good
She looks like a world of warcraft goblin mate
Everybody too busy being racist, I'm wondering if a gypsy put a curse on Ariana or something
lol how much ozempic is that nutjob pinning? Ariana looks like a bobblehead skeleton
This is the first time Ariana ever looked good to me. It must be partially because of who she's standing next to , but it's also the lips, wide eyes, and perfect neck and jawline. I might cum in a sock to this later.
>I might cum in a sock to this later.
extremely basasdo
wtf kek she looks horrible now. some of you are weird as frick.
Look at her, she looks amazing the way her head tilts and the effervescence of her jawline against the rest of her silhouette.
Wait that's Ariana Grande? When did she become white?
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K-K-Kramer
Jesus Christ she looks like she's in her 50s. Women need to stop with the moronic surgeries.
I walked out of the room to piss when this came on and someone said "ooh they're doing Wicked?" and when I came back she was saying it wouldn't be the same and she wanted to see the live show. Guess this explains it.
Hot. Totally not demonic or satanic.
Is being painted green, blue or orange the black female equivalent to black male men wearing dresses?
i haven't seen the play, is the white witch the bad guy or sympathetic to the green one
just from this pic ariana looks very sick.
i hope she gets the help she needs.
boy that's an ugly witch too - but that's the idea with wicked witches, right?
Does Ariana have cancer or something?
Aren't the witches supposed to be sisters?
Yeah.
lol how long have they had the old Ariana switched out with this animatronic Bratz doll?
AMK77P bros we feastin!
What the frick is going on with the right. It looks like one of those types of dogs that have been bred so much that their genes are all fricked up. That aint right.
Her face looks weird
OP makes Ariana look like she's 50 something, what the hell
Jesus christ, can't they find attractive people to star in movies any more? These two are supposed to be sisters? They're horrendous.
Nope. Modern Hollywood is for ugly self inserts.
she looks fricking weird
Holy bogged
>that washed out empty greenscreen look
I feel sorry for kids these days. I wonder if their brains have adjusted to thinking this is "kino".
It literally repulses me and feels completely cheap.
> The movie has the Chinese fanook from SNL.
>tfw I like musical theatre and I'm excited when a new musical adaptation comes out
>no big black (green) booty twerk sequence
what the frick!?
Do you understand yet that they're rubbing your face in it? Demoralization
I don't know who is becoming worse at their job movie makers or plastic surgeons
Ariana looks like she's ready to settle down
They really lightened this b***hes skin and gave her blonde hair? Lmao
look up how she was at the start of her career
because there are no more white actresses in hollywood (RIP)
>waaaaahhhhhh why don’t everyone look like K-pop stars with a plastic surgery enhanced face??!!!!
I bet it’ll be amazing
Can we just admit tha the original wizard of oz is not good by todays standards?
the songs are bad, the acting is bad, it looks ugly
tldr. the OG wizz' was just too white
which one is black
this has to be shopped they both look fricking ugly as sin
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén