Barbie isn’t a girlboss, Barbie is a used up college roastie who mooches off her betabux provider (Ken) so she can go out shopping and clubbing with ‘the girls’.
Barbie litterally plays dress up and gets fricked in all sorts of shenanigans >frick her in a nurse outfit >frick her at the beach >at the mall >in the vet's office >in the back of a limo
We’ve literally known for months that this movie is globohomosexual propaganda that shits on men and promotes anti-natalism, how is it still a shock to anyone?
According to early screenings the plot of this movie is that Barbie and Ken go to the real world where they discover women are helpless and oppressed so Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world since he's just a soulless accessory to Barbie. The movie ends with a bold speech from America Ferrera's character about how gender roles are evil (including Barbie dolls themselves) and the world should be trannified and muttified. Barbie then leaves Ken to be a lesbian for her. It's the biggest American propaganda film of the year, no wonder many countries are already banning it.
I remember Margot saying this movie would be subversive. Because Hollywood is unaware of how predictable their "subversive" content has become, I fully expected Barbie to ditch Goose Ken because she don't need no man, because she's now a lesbian or because non-white Ken is better. At no point did I expect it to end with them together.
> Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world since he's just a soulless accessory to Barbie.
But… he’s right. And they still present it like he’s wrong? He’s doing gender based revolution against a system that oppresses and sidelines him and they still manage to shoehorn incel and men are bad in there?
> Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world since he's just a soulless accessory to Barbie.
But… he’s right. And they still present it like he’s wrong? He’s doing gender based revolution against a system that oppresses and sidelines him and they still manage to shoehorn incel and men are bad in there?
maybe thats the arc of the film and ken is like the woman of their world.
One of the sneak peaks already showed ken acting like an incel chauvinist after realizing what things are like in the real world. This is shaping up to be men bad women good
11 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe Ken's the hero we need? The hero we deserve?
If you're literally against the existence of the human species then why are you even posting (presumably trying to change peoples minds)? Or doing anything? Genuinely why not have a nice day?
they're not really nihilistic pussies, they just subconsciously want someone to tell them why they're wrong. they hurt and want to be soothed but they think sincerity is bad.
they're not really nihilistic pussies, they just subconsciously want someone to tell them why they're wrong. they hurt and want to be soothed but they think sincerity is bad.
did u never watch true detective
there is ur answer
nothing about anti natalism says to be fatalistic about your current life, its more just the empathic position of "its not our call to force beings into existence". in terms of your existing life, live it to the fullest. not to mention, death is scary and uncertain.
how you and every other person extrapolate "i want to die" from this I have no fricking idea
seriously why is this thought so pervasive? are people just trolling? anti natalism has nothing to do with suicide or fatalism
lastly, anti natalism is the least edgy reddit thing because its based on maximum compassion. its realizing that its insanely egotistical and cruel to force more suffering into the world
>I wouldn’t want to inflict life unto an unwilling host >yes, I will try to squeeze every second of existence I can from this life that I would never want to give to others so they too could experience this awful thing I never want to end
kys
Dolls are part of culture. Look at Japanese dolls for example, they are part of their cultural heritage. America is plastic trash designed by israelites, and that is mirrored in their doll culture
Oh, we know. This should have been in the vein of House Bunny. Something women and their boyfriends go see. The men can laugh, their wives and girlfriends can enjoy the film, there's T&A from Ken and Barbies so everyone gets something they can like, and everyone leaves the theater feeling better and a little horny.
I was watching gotg3 and it really pissed me off the levels they went to hide any hint of Nebula's boobs existing. All I could think was that they were implying that any femininity is offensive.
How have these companies gone so fricking backwards in an attempt to appeal to moronic trannies that no one gives a shit about?
>Lewis Lichtenstein Strauss was an American businessman, philanthropist, and naval officer who served two terms on the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission, the second as its chairman
>I heard endless references to ‘The Lego Movie’ in development,” Cody told GQ magazine, “and it created a problem for me because they had done it so well. Any time I came up with something meta, it was too much like what they had done. It was a roadblock for me, but now enough time has passed that they can just cast [‘The Lego Movie’ antagonist] Will Ferrell as the antagonist in a real-life Barbie movie and nobody cares.”
>I heard endless references to ‘The Lego Movie’ in development,” Cody told GQ magazine, “and it created a problem for me because they had done it so well. Any time I came up with something meta, it was too much like what they had done. It was a roadblock for me, but now enough time has passed that they can just cast [‘The Lego Movie’ antagonist] Will Ferrell as the antagonist in a real-life Barbie movie and nobody cares.”
That's the one that was cancelled though. Sony has nothing to do with the current movie because their take on it was a trainwreck so Mattel gave the rights to Warner Bros instead.
>She's everything. He's just Ken.
Now I know why they fumed so hard at people high-fiving Ken and ignoring Barbie. The mind-pretzels they bend themselves into explaining why this bomb will be a treat.
[...]
[...] >“How Barbie operates in Barbieland is she’s entirely continuous with her environment,” Gerwig said. “Even the houses have no walls, because you never need to hide because there’s nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed of. And suddenly finding yourself in the real world and wishing you could hide, that’s the essence of being human. But when we were actually shooting on Venice Beach, with Margot and Ryan in neon rollerblading outfits, it was fascinating because it was actually happening in front of us.” >“People would go by Ryan, high-five him, and say, ‘Awesome, Ryan, you look great!’ And they wouldn’t actually say anything to Margot,” Gerwig said. “They’d just look at her. It was just surreal. In that moment, she did feel self-conscious. And as the director, I wanted to protect her. But I also knew that the scene we were shooting had to be the scene where she felt exposed. And she was exposed, both as a celebrity and as a lady.”
>we're about to witness a ken doll character's ken dolls and merchandise leave the stores and leave barbie, the movies protagonist, rotting on the shelves
i cant wait.
>they fumed so hard at people high-fiving Ken and ignoring Barbie
When did this happen?
Are you seriously incapable of using google?
>“How Barbie operates in Barbieland is she’s entirely continuous with her environment,” Gerwig said. “Even the houses have no walls, because you never need to hide because there’s nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed of. And suddenly finding yourself in the real world and wishing you could hide, that’s the essence of being human. But when we were actually shooting on Venice Beach, with Margot and Ryan in neon rollerblading outfits, it was fascinating because it was actually happening in front of us.” >“People would go by Ryan, high-five him, and say, ‘Awesome, Ryan, you look great!’ And they wouldn’t actually say anything to Margot,” Gerwig said. “They’d just look at her. It was just surreal. In that moment, she did feel self-conscious. And as the director, I wanted to protect her. But I also knew that the scene we were shooting had to be the scene where she felt exposed. And she was exposed, both as a celebrity and as a lady.”
on the sliding scale of cynical corporate cash grab for ESG blackrock dollars; is this an "optimus dies for the first time and traumatizes millions of children" movie, or a "selling toys to girls and boys? but, i thought this was an art piece to suck my political ego off with!" kind of stonetoss comic page?
feminism has always been about saying "women can be anything" except when it comes to being a housewife that option is off the table.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Feminism is just ugly single women cope
No woman wants to spend 8 hours working in an office
Most older women are regretting it and seeing how they were memed by boomer women
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Most older women are regretting it and seeing how they were memed by boomer women
the only tragedy is that it took them that long to notice they got scammed out of the time in their life they'll never get back, sitting in a chair letting their eggs rot.
meanwhile if they had kids first and then spend their 40's+ doing a job they could've done both the things.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Blame their parents too >boomer fathers being pedos and possessive with their daughters >manipulative jealous mothers telling them to be strong and study and being fat is fine
Also high school pushing this propaganda too. Literally teachers wanteed classroom to bully any teenager who wanted to quit and work
The irony is that millennials who disobeyed their parents and quit school and worked married young and had kids kek
I feel bad for some women I know, should have chosen their hearts over their prents and run away with their chads, you can study any time but being mother does not last
>see Ryan Gosling in neon >high five him and throw him a compliment >see Margot Robbie in neon >awkwardly avoid the situation, become hyper-aware and try not to get metoo'd
>see Margot Robbie in neon >awkwardly avoid the situation, become hyper-aware and try not to get metoo'd
Honestly, I'd high five her. Do Aussie chicks have snooty b***hes? I've only ever talked to Aussie bros.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Rich famous Hymiewood stars like her only get to be that way after being fully assimilated into the rootless ~~*international clique*~~, at home both everywhere and nowhere. She’s no more Australian than American.
How stupid can someone be not to realize that a bro-looking guy like Gosling is more approachable by people (especially real or wannabe bros) that a legit 10/10 princess like Robbie?
Instead of seeing people giving her space and looking at her in awe from a distance as something positive, respectful even, Gerwig twists this as some offense of sorts…Christ almighty how insufferable.
She only understands it from a woman's perspective. Men are much more likely to greet a male celebrity out in public, because they seem more approachable. Most men would be scared to speak to a female celebrity on the street, because it comes off as being bothersome and looking like a stalker. Margot Robbie is gorgeous on top of being a movie star, so no average man on the street is going to even try to approach her. It's like how women were flabbergasted that men started avoiding them in the workplace after the metoo thing went viral.
Not receiving any attention is the daily life of most males. And a lot of men won't aprroach Margot because they'll fear being treated like 'creeps', 'stalkers'... Talk about being entitled.
Isn't that scene about Barbie getting slapped on the ass at the beach? So they portray male attention as predatory, yet when the male attention stops they seethe. Women are children incapable of a logical thought pattern
>muh patriarchy >muh gender roles
Predictable feminist propaganda. As if the entire west isn't inundated with this shit to begin with. Why do they always think they're rebels?
>GIRLBOSS!!!
I'm convinced REAL "girlbosses" don't exist. I've talked to a few that ran their own businesses, and a few who tried creating new products, and every single one will give a rundown of what their husband does for the business, which is always >90% of the work, then they proclaim themselves a GIRLBOSS! It's a pathetic cope.
I know a couple, and they're absolutely insufferable. Everyone will agree behind their backs. The worst part is that they shoot for the positions with the most power and influence, so you can't ignore them.
That's the Sony version, which was going to shit on Barbie for being a bimbo and turn her into a girl boss
The new one will glorify being a bimbo bawd because feminists finally realized that's what they really want
Like how feminists went from being fiercely anti-porn to embracing it and even shilling for it
>The new one will glorify being a bimbo bawd because feminists finally realized that's what they really want
True, but they’d never admit this openly though…
Oh no the astronaut, president, doctor, businesswoman, model is a GIRLBOSS? Wtf I didn’t sign up for this!!! Next you’ll tell me she’s not a hero of the working class but some boujie rich bimbo as well.
hes 100% wrong about ken's role in the film. The film obviously has an arc where ken realizes he isnt just an accessory to barbie and is his own person. Gos has alluded to it in interviews, as have other actors.
All of this moronic shit stems from criticising a film you havent even seen yet.
I think Gerwig IS a feminist but she isnt the low hanging fruit evil patriarchy kind of feminist that imagine my shock man is alluding to. She at least has a somewhat nuanced view on all of the generic feminist talking points and if the film has a feminist agenda (it will) , it will be a 'soft' feminist agenda and not thrown in the viewers face.
Joseph is boxing ghosts here, he is criticising a film he hasnt seen and doesnt exist. Also the high heel scene is legit kino imo. Idgaf about the rest of the movie but that shot is genius and encapsulates what barbie is supposed to represent for women. Like an angelic, unobtainable form of femininity.
The film will probably be woke but it wont be bad. Gerwig and that other israelite have a pretty good track record so far.
Gerwig has a MODERN feminist perspective for the film which entails the dissolution of all gender roles and relations between men and women. That's what every progressive and modern feminist really believes. They're not pro-women in the sense of supporting womanhood and femininity, they just see women as one random class of oppressed people in an ocean of oppressed groups. That's why according to everyone who has seen the movie, it critiques both the high standards placed on men like Ken and the way women are treated. Her solution is to eradicate gender relations entirely as represented by the homosexuality and transgenderism in the film.
Feminists 100% do not want to eradicate gender roles or gender. They may say they do. They may even think superficially that they do. But deep down even the most hardcore feminists understand that women today get unique privileges in society that men dont and they wouldnt give that up for anything.
Feminists just want whatever is best for women in all circumstances. It is just a pro-female movement in all aspects. Which is why feminism is so moronic and has so many double standards and so many leaps in logic.
Feminists want equal job representation.... but only in the high paying high power jobs
Feminists want women to be paid the same as men even if they take 2 years out of work to have a kid.
Feminists want all of the benefits of having sex with 1000 men but none of the consequences.
Feminists believe that a woman should just have automatic guarantee of safety no matter what she does
Feminists want men to be forced to find them attractive no matter how fat and repulsive they are.
Feminists believe gender roles should be eradicated unless it has to do with a physical circumstance where a man and woman fight and then a woman should just be protected, despite with a weak vs strong man fighting, a weak man would get no special protection by the law or society.
Im sure everyone here knows all the usual tripe that feminists spout and all of the obvious moronic logic
When you just see the feminist movement for what it is, it all makes sense. It is just a pro-woman movement at any cost.They dont really give a shit about gender roles nor men. They just want what is best for them at any cost. Women in the western world dont really face any hardships at this point. They are spoilt princesses and the scales have tipped so far in their balance that i'd argue that they actually need some social conditioning in the other direction
Women never date the kind of men they say men should be. If there is a "patriarchy", the biggest enforcers are women. Women have been the deciders of who gets to spread their genes, they don't get to complain about the world without looking inward. When have women as a group ever taken accountability for anything under a feminist worldview? It's always some nebulous "patriarchy" or "gender roles" that gets the blame, not actual individuals. All this talk of "liberating men from toxic gender roles" is just their guilty conscience speaking when they've mocked and downplayed the concerns of MRAs since forever. They don't get to come in now and claim "oh, I'm the one that REALLY cares for men, help me fight against the things which happen to conveniently be against my politics" Feminists don't and have never cared about men as men for who they are, they are only interested in men as footsoldiers for doing the dirty work of feminist agenda. Not your personal army. Go "smash" muh patriarchy all by yourselves. I just wanted to play video games and not be demonised by mass media and feminist c**ts and then later be gaslighted about how they actually care for me. All feminism is evil. There is no "nice" version of subversiveness.
>Women never date the kind of men they say men should be.
that's because when you ask them what they want, they will use logic (or the closest a woman is capable of) but then when a guy approaches them, any "logic" is overridden by pure emotion and it's the guy that makes them shake with excitement, lust and anxiety that she chooses
>the dissolution of all gender roles and relations between men and women.
That sounds cool.
First step would be giving men guaranteed access to subsidized surrogacy, in order to secure an essential right that women are already enjoying. Otherwise, millions of males are tragically dying childless.
Gerwig has a MODERN feminist perspective for the film which entails the dissolution of all gender roles and relations between men and women. That's what every progressive and modern feminist really believes. They're not pro-women in the sense of supporting womanhood and femininity, they just see women as one random class of oppressed people in an ocean of oppressed groups. That's why according to everyone who has seen the movie, it critiques both the high standards placed on men like Ken and the way women are treated. Her solution is to eradicate gender relations entirely as represented by the homosexuality and transgenderism in the film.
You're giving this dumb gerwig c**t way too much the benefit of the doubt.
I'm not defending her moron I'm calling her a dumb pozzed c**t who made an evil movie that serves as propaganda to further deteriorate gender relations and turn the world into a mutt wasteland of infertility and degeneracy
nah. She isnt 100% brainrot feminist. Ladybug was directed by her. a film which paints religion and community as a huge positive influence and actually shows how trying to act like a rebellious feminist for the sake of it can actually be a bad thing.
It isnt perfect and does have SOME globohomosexual shit in there but she isnt all bad.
Also frances ha actually has a similar theme that being an aimless prostitute bawd trying to live in a movie is ultimately fruitless and leaves you sad and alone.
All feminism is extreme. The idea that we live in any sort of patriarchy is conspiracy schizo levels of thinking that has somehow been accepted by the social sciences department just through mass repetition. "Being nice" while spreading falsehoods, is still spreading falsehoods.
greta gerwig should say this in a headline >what you guys thought it wasn’t gonna be woke? what are you, crazy?
it would make it make so much money holy shit
It's 2023, if it wasn't woke it wouldn't be allowed on the screens. Just be happy we didn't get the version with Amy Schumer where she plays Barbie who is an inventor.
that would truly be subversive.
nothing Hollywood does that is shilled as “subversive” actually is. Her being a fem, mutts being smart and deep, bros being dumb, etc… none of that is in opposition to the current culture flow
>GIRLBOSS BARBIE CONFIRMED
How can anyone watch that trailer and not realize this movie will be self-insert daddy issues child-free roastie written/directed trash? Fricking morons.
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Chuds may hate women and troons but I think it is our inherent desire to protect females and have them be put in their place, which is why chuds want to stop troons from encroaching on their spaces
However sometimes it's funny to see fems get what they vote for
This is what I see happening.
I see it doing well the first weekend as unsuspecting families will bring their kids to see it.
Then they'll see it and hate it. Word of mouth will spread and it'll crater the second weekend and never recover.
>Barbie >fricking Barbie >literally the "girls can do anything" toy designed to teach girls to be girlbosses >surprised when the movie is feminist
You morons are too fricking dumb to live.
A Barbie film with a feminist message is not a problem. A film taking boys' heroes and giving it a feminist message is a problem (and why there are so many videos of women being beaten or raped and no one helps). For comparison, what have been done to films for boys and young men would be like if they got Tucker Max to write and direct the Barbie movie (i would watch that btw).
This is talking about the unmade Barbie movie with Sony, while the final movie is being done by Warner Bros.
I also seem to recall Hasbro offered the MLP movie to Sony, but ran the frick away from the deal when Sony wanted to make it a copy of the Smurfs movies.
"You thought she was a damsel, but she's actually more competent than the male hero" thing is probably the worst. I genuinely can't think of a modern damsel outside of Mario games. So they're "subverting" a trope that younger audiences wouldn't even be familiar with. By this point, that subversion is the trope.
Go see any group of high school kids and the barbie blonde girl is always hanging out with the black guy even if the area is 95% white. White women are such Black person worshipers because Black folk fit two categories: they are seen as both oppressed victims and alpha males, so you have a double whamy of white women being like "oh this guy can protect me and oh i need to comfort him because my evil white dad oppresses him"
>Go see any group of high school kids and the barbie blonde girl is always hanging out with the black guy
Sorry I can't, my country doesn't have Black folk
>Go see any group of high school kids
I was gonna call your post gay fetish larp of an internet-caged homosexual, but I actually believe you've been traveling from sea to shining sea scoping out high school kids.
he means the girl he has a crush on at the middle school he attends was seen holding hands with a brown boy on the last day. now all he can do is spend the next three months seething and combing his moustache.
If Simu helps carry the Barbie movie and make it a hit, he will finally get a sequel to the massively successful Shang-Chi movie! It made money so give it it's fricking sequel!
this, Spy+The Heat were the closest thing to authentic, funny girlboss characters, and from what i could tell, in The Heat, they were basically written as male characters, and gender swapped at the last minute with some quick rewrites in the jokes, and it miraculously landed somehow, and Spy was lightning in a bottle and im still shocked its actually hilarious and not terrible.
Thats it, over a decade of this festering garbage, and you got 2 films out of dozens that aren't a shitshow due to politics and agendas infecting films. These astroturfing klkes shilling these agendas make me sick, you wanna get back to when you hook nosed c**ts had actual control of the populace? stop funding garbage films and try to be less subtle than a brick to the face you moronic degenerates.
>no one knew what a Mary Sue was until The Force Awakens >no one knew what feminism was until Ghostbusters 2016 >no one knew what girlboss was until The Super Mario Bros. Movie
I had hopes this would be an awesome subversive kino film after the teaser trailer... but now all hope it lost
>subversive
>kino
Today fp was not bp.
>t. Dumb homosexual
barbie is very much the textbook definition of a girl boss, and if you expected anything different then you’re moronic (because subversions are bad)
Barbie isn’t a girlboss, Barbie is a used up college roastie who mooches off her betabux provider (Ken) so she can go out shopping and clubbing with ‘the girls’.
Barbie is qualified in every single professional job.
Everyone knows she just rode a whole lotta dick to get those jobs
she doesn't even have a pussy
she has to have got those jobs on merit
she has a mouth
>he thinks cosplayers are qualified in the profession of their costume
>a stripper in a nurse outfit is a qualified medical professional
lol
what's the difference?
Are you fricking moronic?
Barbie litterally plays dress up and gets fricked in all sorts of shenanigans
>frick her in a nurse outfit
>frick her at the beach
>at the mall
>in the vet's office
>in the back of a limo
dgaf im HYPED
Good goy.
We’ve literally known for months that this movie is globohomosexual propaganda that shits on men and promotes anti-natalism, how is it still a shock to anyone?
According to early screenings the plot of this movie is that Barbie and Ken go to the real world where they discover women are helpless and oppressed so Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world since he's just a soulless accessory to Barbie. The movie ends with a bold speech from America Ferrera's character about how gender roles are evil (including Barbie dolls themselves) and the world should be trannified and muttified. Barbie then leaves Ken to be a lesbian for her. It's the biggest American propaganda film of the year, no wonder many countries are already banning it.
>including Barbie dolls
>a company hurting their own toy sales
Not biting such weak bait.
>toy sales
You are aware it is not 1995, right?
the calcium leaking from your dusty bones is accumulating in your brain
>The movie ends with a bold speech
Yeah, don't let Margot produce *anything* ever again. She doesn't know what she's doing.
Ken is literally me.
>Barbie then leaves Ken to be a lesbian for her.
The perfect date night movie.
I remember Margot saying this movie would be subversive. Because Hollywood is unaware of how predictable their "subversive" content has become, I fully expected Barbie to ditch Goose Ken because she don't need no man, because she's now a lesbian or because non-white Ken is better. At no point did I expect it to end with them together.
The perfect date night movie.
when will subversionslop end
when its not subversive anymore
it hasn’t been for ten years
theyll keep making them as long as they piss you off
It will end after the Holocaust happens for real (except this time they finish the job).
> Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world since he's just a soulless accessory to Barbie.
But… he’s right. And they still present it like he’s wrong? He’s doing gender based revolution against a system that oppresses and sidelines him and they still manage to shoehorn incel and men are bad in there?
you realize that’s the point of propaganda
to portray the truth as a lie
Because only female, gay, PoC, and only white as long as you're a Leftie revolutions are allowed
maybe thats the arc of the film and ken is like the woman of their world.
One of the sneak peaks already showed ken acting like an incel chauvinist after realizing what things are like in the real world. This is shaping up to be men bad women good
Maybe Ken's the hero we need? The hero we deserve?
I will never understand people's obsession with making every female character into a lesbian
>Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising
Literally me.
sounds like kino
/u/GODS… get in here, we fricking WON!
because shills are working hard
>how is it still a shock to anyone?
it's summerhomosexualry u fricking newbie
>promotes anti-natalism
based
If you're literally against the existence of the human species then why are you even posting (presumably trying to change peoples minds)? Or doing anything? Genuinely why not have a nice day?
they're not really nihilistic pussies, they just subconsciously want someone to tell them why they're wrong. they hurt and want to be soothed but they think sincerity is bad.
did u never watch true detective
there is ur answer
>true detective
i didn't. qrd?
sorry i dont spoonfeed redditor newbies and other trash
Go watch it and do not post here again until you do, newbie
nothing about anti natalism says to be fatalistic about your current life, its more just the empathic position of "its not our call to force beings into existence". in terms of your existing life, live it to the fullest. not to mention, death is scary and uncertain.
how you and every other person extrapolate "i want to die" from this I have no fricking idea
seriously why is this thought so pervasive? are people just trolling? anti natalism has nothing to do with suicide or fatalism
lastly, anti natalism is the least edgy reddit thing because its based on maximum compassion. its realizing that its insanely egotistical and cruel to force more suffering into the world
i dont want to die im gonna walk as far and as long as my feet will carry me but that will be the end of it
>I wouldn’t want to inflict life unto an unwilling host
>yes, I will try to squeeze every second of existence I can from this life that I would never want to give to others so they too could experience this awful thing I never want to end
kys
Those aren’t really contradictory stances. It’s making the best of a shit situation. You still wouldn’t want the bad situation to happen to others.
twitter shills been spamming this shit for months
Imagine having strong opinions on a 2 hour toy commercial.
if it wasn’t important you wouldn’t be here trying to downplay it
>stop trying to influence your culture
>that's OUR job
Ah yes culture…. Barbie dolls.
Dolls are part of culture. Look at Japanese dolls for example, they are part of their cultural heritage. America is plastic trash designed by israelites, and that is mirrored in their doll culture
Oh, we know. This should have been in the vein of House Bunny. Something women and their boyfriends go see. The men can laugh, their wives and girlfriends can enjoy the film, there's T&A from Ken and Barbies so everyone gets something they can like, and everyone leaves the theater feeling better and a little horny.
tfw I dismissed the House Bunny when it first came out
we've lost so much I miss the days of lighthearted bf/gf kino like the house bunny
I was watching gotg3 and it really pissed me off the levels they went to hide any hint of Nebula's boobs existing. All I could think was that they were implying that any femininity is offensive.
How have these companies gone so fricking backwards in an attempt to appeal to moronic trannies that no one gives a shit about?
Trannies and aging women jealous of prettier ones. The latter is all over casting departments and costumes.
Look up karen Karen Gillan naked. There is nothing to hide.
We already knew the movie was gonna be woke. This is old news.
I knew it's gonna be worse than Lego Movie.
>Lewis Lichtenstein Strauss was an American businessman, philanthropist, and naval officer who served two terms on the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission, the second as its chairman
oops i meant
>I heard endless references to ‘The Lego Movie’ in development,” Cody told GQ magazine, “and it created a problem for me because they had done it so well. Any time I came up with something meta, it was too much like what they had done. It was a roadblock for me, but now enough time has passed that they can just cast [‘The Lego Movie’ antagonist] Will Ferrell as the antagonist in a real-life Barbie movie and nobody cares.”
kek
he was also israeli
Feminism is transphobic though
>GIRLBOSS BARBIE CONFIRMED
How? Isn't this referring to the Amy Schumer one?
Sounds floppity
That's the one that was cancelled though. Sony has nothing to do with the current movie because their take on it was a trainwreck so Mattel gave the rights to Warner Bros instead.
And Warner did the same thing.
Not true. This is from the BBC rating.
damn that sounds so fun for the whole family!
>She's everything. He's just Ken.
Now I know why they fumed so hard at people high-fiving Ken and ignoring Barbie. The mind-pretzels they bend themselves into explaining why this bomb will be a treat.
>they fumed so hard at people high-fiving Ken and ignoring Barbie
When did this happen?
Are you seriously incapable of using google?
>using google
>in current year
the most pozzed thing ive read all week
>we're about to witness a ken doll character's ken dolls and merchandise leave the stores and leave barbie, the movies protagonist, rotting on the shelves
i cant wait.
>“How Barbie operates in Barbieland is she’s entirely continuous with her environment,” Gerwig said. “Even the houses have no walls, because you never need to hide because there’s nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed of. And suddenly finding yourself in the real world and wishing you could hide, that’s the essence of being human. But when we were actually shooting on Venice Beach, with Margot and Ryan in neon rollerblading outfits, it was fascinating because it was actually happening in front of us.”
>“People would go by Ryan, high-five him, and say, ‘Awesome, Ryan, you look great!’ And they wouldn’t actually say anything to Margot,” Gerwig said. “They’d just look at her. It was just surreal. In that moment, she did feel self-conscious. And as the director, I wanted to protect her. But I also knew that the scene we were shooting had to be the scene where she felt exposed. And she was exposed, both as a celebrity and as a lady.”
>because there’s nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed of.
So we will have nudity? A housewife Barbie?
on the sliding scale of cynical corporate cash grab for ESG blackrock dollars; is this an "optimus dies for the first time and traumatizes millions of children" movie, or a "selling toys to girls and boys? but, i thought this was an art piece to suck my political ego off with!" kind of stonetoss comic page?
feminism has always been about saying "women can be anything" except when it comes to being a housewife that option is off the table.
Feminism is just ugly single women cope
No woman wants to spend 8 hours working in an office
Most older women are regretting it and seeing how they were memed by boomer women
>Most older women are regretting it and seeing how they were memed by boomer women
the only tragedy is that it took them that long to notice they got scammed out of the time in their life they'll never get back, sitting in a chair letting their eggs rot.
meanwhile if they had kids first and then spend their 40's+ doing a job they could've done both the things.
Blame their parents too
>boomer fathers being pedos and possessive with their daughters
>manipulative jealous mothers telling them to be strong and study and being fat is fine
Also high school pushing this propaganda too. Literally teachers wanteed classroom to bully any teenager who wanted to quit and work
The irony is that millennials who disobeyed their parents and quit school and worked married young and had kids kek
I feel bad for some women I know, should have chosen their hearts over their prents and run away with their chads, you can study any time but being mother does not last
>women when they don't get attention for 0.015 seconds
>see Ryan Gosling in neon
>high five him and throw him a compliment
>see Margot Robbie in neon
>awkwardly avoid the situation, become hyper-aware and try not to get metoo'd
>see Margot Robbie in neon
>awkwardly avoid the situation, become hyper-aware and try not to get metoo'd
Honestly, I'd high five her. Do Aussie chicks have snooty b***hes? I've only ever talked to Aussie bros.
Rich famous Hymiewood stars like her only get to be that way after being fully assimilated into the rootless ~~*international clique*~~, at home both everywhere and nowhere. She’s no more Australian than American.
How stupid can someone be not to realize that a bro-looking guy like Gosling is more approachable by people (especially real or wannabe bros) that a legit 10/10 princess like Robbie?
Instead of seeing people giving her space and looking at her in awe from a distance as something positive, respectful even, Gerwig twists this as some offense of sorts…Christ almighty how insufferable.
Nothing, absolutely nothing fully satisfies them.
She only understands it from a woman's perspective. Men are much more likely to greet a male celebrity out in public, because they seem more approachable. Most men would be scared to speak to a female celebrity on the street, because it comes off as being bothersome and looking like a stalker. Margot Robbie is gorgeous on top of being a movie star, so no average man on the street is going to even try to approach her. It's like how women were flabbergasted that men started avoiding them in the workplace after the metoo thing went viral.
Not receiving any attention is the daily life of most males. And a lot of men won't aprroach Margot because they'll fear being treated like 'creeps', 'stalkers'... Talk about being entitled.
Maybe no one approached Margot because they didn't want security to beat them up?
Isn't that scene about Barbie getting slapped on the ass at the beach? So they portray male attention as predatory, yet when the male attention stops they seethe. Women are children incapable of a logical thought pattern
>muh patriarchy
>muh gender roles
Predictable feminist propaganda. As if the entire west isn't inundated with this shit to begin with. Why do they always think they're rebels?
Because it was supposed to be HER turn before Drumpf pissed on some hookers and Putler sabotaged the election by buying facebook ads or something.
>frick men, frick men, frick men
>those evil, opressive bastards are worthless
>lighthearted
>brief satirical rape
We need more films like this
>GIRLBOSS!!!
I'm convinced REAL "girlbosses" don't exist. I've talked to a few that ran their own businesses, and a few who tried creating new products, and every single one will give a rundown of what their husband does for the business, which is always >90% of the work, then they proclaim themselves a GIRLBOSS! It's a pathetic cope.
Everything women do is a larp. You're supposed to enable their fantasy or you're a misogynist
I know a couple, and they're absolutely insufferable. Everyone will agree behind their backs. The worst part is that they shoot for the positions with the most power and influence, so you can't ignore them.
That's the Sony version, which was going to shit on Barbie for being a bimbo and turn her into a girl boss
The new one will glorify being a bimbo bawd because feminists finally realized that's what they really want
Like how feminists went from being fiercely anti-porn to embracing it and even shilling for it
>The new one will glorify being a bimbo bawd because feminists finally realized that's what they really want
True, but they’d never admit this openly though…
Feminism is all about making women above criticism no matter what they do.
Barbie was always a girl boss. Her whole lore is about how she's gainfully employed and living alone and moved to California to live her best life.
They won't make fun of Ken's anatomy because that's a lazy and obvious joke, r-right?
>that's not what Barbie is
It's a fricking doll, it is nothing, a piece of plastic and projection
The one and only reason chuds have pretended this movie isn't wokeslop is because Ryan Gosling is in it lol
It’s pathetic. The Eternal Consoomer/Paypig is responsible for the State of the West.
Oh no the astronaut, president, doctor, businesswoman, model is a GIRLBOSS? Wtf I didn’t sign up for this!!! Next you’ll tell me she’s not a hero of the working class but some boujie rich bimbo as well.
pic unrelated?
How is Barbie not a girl boss? The b***h has done like every job ever.
Why are women so insecure that she can't just be portrayed as a boss? Why does it have to be a girl boss?
What is Barbie about besides a toy anyway?
I was going to watch it until I saw the trailer. Barbie and Ken are supposed to be physically perfect, not 50yo, thinning hair and full of wrinkles.
There's a transgender Barbie
Well, imagine my shock
Haven't watched PJW in a while but he's still sharp. Should do more movie reviews.
>but he's still sharp
sharper than most youtube politicos, but thats not a high bar tbh
hes 100% wrong about ken's role in the film. The film obviously has an arc where ken realizes he isnt just an accessory to barbie and is his own person. Gos has alluded to it in interviews, as have other actors.
All of this moronic shit stems from criticising a film you havent even seen yet.
I think Gerwig IS a feminist but she isnt the low hanging fruit evil patriarchy kind of feminist that imagine my shock man is alluding to. She at least has a somewhat nuanced view on all of the generic feminist talking points and if the film has a feminist agenda (it will) , it will be a 'soft' feminist agenda and not thrown in the viewers face.
Joseph is boxing ghosts here, he is criticising a film he hasnt seen and doesnt exist. Also the high heel scene is legit kino imo. Idgaf about the rest of the movie but that shot is genius and encapsulates what barbie is supposed to represent for women. Like an angelic, unobtainable form of femininity.
The film will probably be woke but it wont be bad. Gerwig and that other israelite have a pretty good track record so far.
Gerwig has a MODERN feminist perspective for the film which entails the dissolution of all gender roles and relations between men and women. That's what every progressive and modern feminist really believes. They're not pro-women in the sense of supporting womanhood and femininity, they just see women as one random class of oppressed people in an ocean of oppressed groups. That's why according to everyone who has seen the movie, it critiques both the high standards placed on men like Ken and the way women are treated. Her solution is to eradicate gender relations entirely as represented by the homosexuality and transgenderism in the film.
Feminists 100% do not want to eradicate gender roles or gender. They may say they do. They may even think superficially that they do. But deep down even the most hardcore feminists understand that women today get unique privileges in society that men dont and they wouldnt give that up for anything.
Feminists just want whatever is best for women in all circumstances. It is just a pro-female movement in all aspects. Which is why feminism is so moronic and has so many double standards and so many leaps in logic.
Feminists want equal job representation.... but only in the high paying high power jobs
Feminists want women to be paid the same as men even if they take 2 years out of work to have a kid.
Feminists want all of the benefits of having sex with 1000 men but none of the consequences.
Feminists believe that a woman should just have automatic guarantee of safety no matter what she does
Feminists want men to be forced to find them attractive no matter how fat and repulsive they are.
Feminists believe gender roles should be eradicated unless it has to do with a physical circumstance where a man and woman fight and then a woman should just be protected, despite with a weak vs strong man fighting, a weak man would get no special protection by the law or society.
Im sure everyone here knows all the usual tripe that feminists spout and all of the obvious moronic logic
When you just see the feminist movement for what it is, it all makes sense. It is just a pro-woman movement at any cost.They dont really give a shit about gender roles nor men. They just want what is best for them at any cost. Women in the western world dont really face any hardships at this point. They are spoilt princesses and the scales have tipped so far in their balance that i'd argue that they actually need some social conditioning in the other direction
Women never date the kind of men they say men should be. If there is a "patriarchy", the biggest enforcers are women. Women have been the deciders of who gets to spread their genes, they don't get to complain about the world without looking inward. When have women as a group ever taken accountability for anything under a feminist worldview? It's always some nebulous "patriarchy" or "gender roles" that gets the blame, not actual individuals. All this talk of "liberating men from toxic gender roles" is just their guilty conscience speaking when they've mocked and downplayed the concerns of MRAs since forever. They don't get to come in now and claim "oh, I'm the one that REALLY cares for men, help me fight against the things which happen to conveniently be against my politics" Feminists don't and have never cared about men as men for who they are, they are only interested in men as footsoldiers for doing the dirty work of feminist agenda. Not your personal army. Go "smash" muh patriarchy all by yourselves. I just wanted to play video games and not be demonised by mass media and feminist c**ts and then later be gaslighted about how they actually care for me. All feminism is evil. There is no "nice" version of subversiveness.
>Women never date the kind of men they say men should be.
that's because when you ask them what they want, they will use logic (or the closest a woman is capable of) but then when a guy approaches them, any "logic" is overridden by pure emotion and it's the guy that makes them shake with excitement, lust and anxiety that she chooses
I now understand why the greeks promoted beautiful male lovers, none of the downsides of women
>the dissolution of all gender roles and relations between men and women.
That sounds cool.
First step would be giving men guaranteed access to subsidized surrogacy, in order to secure an essential right that women are already enjoying. Otherwise, millions of males are tragically dying childless.
You're giving this dumb gerwig c**t way too much the benefit of the doubt.
You’re giving shills way too much of the benefit of the doubt
I'm not defending her moron I'm calling her a dumb pozzed c**t who made an evil movie that serves as propaganda to further deteriorate gender relations and turn the world into a mutt wasteland of infertility and degeneracy
nah. She isnt 100% brainrot feminist. Ladybug was directed by her. a film which paints religion and community as a huge positive influence and actually shows how trying to act like a rebellious feminist for the sake of it can actually be a bad thing.
It isnt perfect and does have SOME globohomosexual shit in there but she isnt all bad.
Also frances ha actually has a similar theme that being an aimless prostitute bawd trying to live in a movie is ultimately fruitless and leaves you sad and alone.
All feminism is extreme. The idea that we live in any sort of patriarchy is conspiracy schizo levels of thinking that has somehow been accepted by the social sciences department just through mass repetition. "Being nice" while spreading falsehoods, is still spreading falsehoods.
feminists rebel against nature
the patriarchy does exist but only in the sense that men are leaders and women are followers
>feminists rebel against nature
Except that's not true. They don't care about the advantages they have in the sexual realm. They aren't rebels.
>soft feminism
>not thrown in the viewers' face
>won't be bad
kek the shills are already here
Bruh if you've seen ladybird or anything else she's made you know that she's not subtle at all.
it's just a Barbie head on a Ken model. They're all smooth down there anyway
>There's a transgender Barbie
Yes we know Margot plays barbie
When was Barbie not a girl boss moron? The whole point of the doll is that she was a girl boss
greta gerwig should say this in a headline
>what you guys thought it wasn’t gonna be woke? what are you, crazy?
it would make it make so much money holy shit
>everyone actually loves cultural marxism and pozz
lol
Still gonna watch it for the goose
Anyone who was surprised by this needs to off himself immediately.
13 days.
It's talking about the old movie, not the new one.
It's 2023, if it wasn't woke it wouldn't be allowed on the screens. Just be happy we didn't get the version with Amy Schumer where she plays Barbie who is an inventor.
every frame of this movie looks soulless. That forced scenery meme made real
That's the Schumer Barbie movie where her Barbie would shit all over hot bimbo Barbie
Imagine if the ending is Barbie settling down with Ken and having white children
the ending is her becoming a lesbo read the frickin thread
No
that would truly be subversive.
nothing Hollywood does that is shilled as “subversive” actually is. Her being a fem, mutts being smart and deep, bros being dumb, etc… none of that is in opposition to the current culture flow
>Sony's failed movie
it's not even out yet
>GIRLBOSS BARBIE CONFIRMED
How can anyone watch that trailer and not realize this movie will be self-insert daddy issues child-free roastie written/directed trash? Fricking morons.
>IT'S WOKE
We already knew this homosexual. There's a troony in the trailer.
oppenbarbie posting aside, yes when you turn the irony switch off, we literally all know this movie will be trash
why the frick did goose agree to work on this piece of shit movie?
he's funny and good for the role. actors are soulless prostitutes anon, they'll do anything if it pays
i guess he doesnt like his ACCURATE public image of a sigma male, but woke cuckold is a worse
He just wanted to frick Margot’s tight pooper in between takes- it’s the only reason he signed on
I was expecting Barbie would be a psychological horror movie, the trailer gives that vibe.
Why are Democrats, liberals, leftists, socialists, progressives, communists, SJWs, Antifa, MSM, corporations, BLM, Hollywood, Big Tech, Silicon Valley, Black Rock, Vanguard, academia, LGBTQQIA+2SPAGBGPDrag Queens, fat positivity, cucks, degenerates, entertainment industry, Big Pharma, financial institutions, satanists, atheists, news-media outlets, journalists, black nationalists, SPLC, ADL, Big Banks, Federal Agencies, nonwhites, Military Industrial Complex, Pentagon, globalists, World Economic Forum, George Soros, feminists, FBI, DoJ, reddit, discord, and israelites on the same side more often than not?
It's all just a coincidence.
>t. anon the eternal /misc/face
>calling someone /misc/ as if its some sort of argument
go back to your troony discord schlomo.
Because they aren't moronic unlike Chudcel schizos
Zack Shart
Chuds may hate women and troons but I think it is our inherent desire to protect females and have them be put in their place, which is why chuds want to stop troons from encroaching on their spaces
However sometimes it's funny to see fems get what they vote for
>They spent over $100 million on a feminist propaganda lecture in the form of a Barbie movie
This is going to bomb harder than Oppenheimer.
This is what I see happening.
I see it doing well the first weekend as unsuspecting families will bring their kids to see it.
Then they'll see it and hate it. Word of mouth will spread and it'll crater the second weekend and never recover.
I think so.
Given how strong first week will be, I think it might be successful.
The marketing campaign is great, but I imagine the movie won't be.
It was always a feminist deconstruction of Barbie. Even a screener said this.
>failed movie
Cheeky boy. Should have waited for the movie to come out before unleashing this.
Have you seen Barbie's resume?
that is just Barbie you moron
>Barbie
>fricking Barbie
>literally the "girls can do anything" toy designed to teach girls to be girlbosses
>surprised when the movie is feminist
You morons are too fricking dumb to live.
idk i think making the same post as every other reddit loser itt is pretty low iq
but that’s just me
A Barbie film with a feminist message is not a problem. A film taking boys' heroes and giving it a feminist message is a problem (and why there are so many videos of women being beaten or raped and no one helps). For comparison, what have been done to films for boys and young men would be like if they got Tucker Max to write and direct the Barbie movie (i would watch that btw).
Also a confirmed flop
ITT: grown ass men having a serious discussion about Barbie
Every man who buys a ticket to this alone needs to be put on a pedo watchlist
You mean the movie with the troony in the trailer is woke? Whoa
This is talking about the unmade Barbie movie with Sony, while the final movie is being done by Warner Bros.
I also seem to recall Hasbro offered the MLP movie to Sony, but ran the frick away from the deal when Sony wanted to make it a copy of the Smurfs movies.
I like how subversion is so common, it's not even subversion anymore.
"You thought she was a damsel, but she's actually more competent than the male hero" thing is probably the worst. I genuinely can't think of a modern damsel outside of Mario games. So they're "subverting" a trope that younger audiences wouldn't even be familiar with. By this point, that subversion is the trope.
>sharf
>looks like a sharf
/tv/'s favorite column writer folks.
Don't care. Still going to watch it with my Barbie. And yes, I am buying a second ticket for her.
Why isn't Simu Lin in any of the promotional material or trailers? Are they saving it for China?
Damn, frick Sony
And I thought the Japs were immune to woke bullshit
Go see any group of high school kids and the barbie blonde girl is always hanging out with the black guy even if the area is 95% white. White women are such Black person worshipers because Black folk fit two categories: they are seen as both oppressed victims and alpha males, so you have a double whamy of white women being like "oh this guy can protect me and oh i need to comfort him because my evil white dad oppresses him"
>Go see any group of high school kids and the barbie blonde girl is always hanging out with the black guy
Sorry I can't, my country doesn't have Black folk
>Go see any group of high school kids
I was gonna call your post gay fetish larp of an internet-caged homosexual, but I actually believe you've been traveling from sea to shining sea scoping out high school kids.
he means the girl he has a crush on at the middle school he attends was seen holding hands with a brown boy on the last day. now all he can do is spend the next three months seething and combing his moustache.
If Simu helps carry the Barbie movie and make it a hit, he will finally get a sequel to the massively successful Shang-Chi movie! It made money so give it it's fricking sequel!
Do you have any reading comprehension?
The headline is implying the opposite of what you're saying.
>thats not what Barbie is
its a piece of plastic, thats it, now libtards and conservatards will argue about a media about a piece of plastic.
>sony's movie
so, an unrelated movie
self proclaimed right wing morons have lost their fricking minds
reading comprehension: 0
the title implies literally the opposite of this
>Girlbosses are BAD because…. hmmmnnn umm they just are OK??
They are unrealistic affirmative action figures
this, Spy+The Heat were the closest thing to authentic, funny girlboss characters, and from what i could tell, in The Heat, they were basically written as male characters, and gender swapped at the last minute with some quick rewrites in the jokes, and it miraculously landed somehow, and Spy was lightning in a bottle and im still shocked its actually hilarious and not terrible.
Thats it, over a decade of this festering garbage, and you got 2 films out of dozens that aren't a shitshow due to politics and agendas infecting films. These astroturfing klkes shilling these agendas make me sick, you wanna get back to when you hook nosed c**ts had actual control of the populace? stop funding garbage films and try to be less subtle than a brick to the face you moronic degenerates.
>no one knew what a Mary Sue was until The Force Awakens
>no one knew what feminism was until Ghostbusters 2016
>no one knew what girlboss was until The Super Mario Bros. Movie
>writing objectively false things in greentexts makes me smart
>i dont need an actual argument, and i can ignore anyone who responds to me
kys.
if the goose wasn't in this nobody would care about this movie
brown/black skin can you read? we are still in
If they wanted an unironic Barbie movie they should have made something good where her friends are actual characters and not also named Barbie.