>It was a sandbox: if you wanted to be there to cosplay while trying funky-looking food and drinks, that was a path you could take; if you wanted to embrace the childlike wonder of lightsaber training and blasting baddies into space, there was that too.
Well obviously. It was made for idiots to go there and do a Star Wars LARP, but they drastically overestimated the amount of people who would want to do that for two straight days, plus pay the ridiculous price tag.
Maybe the sequels weren't so fricking SHIT they'd get more takers.
A lot more people would’ve been willing to larp if they needed to hide rebel agents in their cabins and the rebel agents would repay them by riding them like a stolen bantha
lol it does look more like a prison than a holiday destination it's hard to figure what the frick was in their heads when they decided to charge the price of a decent used car to stick people in a windowless box for 2 days and everyone be cool about it
And we keep failing Disney
At the box office
And Disney+ subscriptions
In merchandise sales
And social media engagement
We really are nothing but a bunch of chuds
>no twilek stripclubs + massage parlors >no stormtroopers vs rebels laser tag >no gaming room where you can play every Star Wars video game ever made >no cinema to marathon all the movies >no “professional” make up artists to make you look like an alien
Trash
It's really funny that they didn't want to put many obvious emergency exits everywhere for the sake of immersion, so in the event of a fire you're instructed to hide in a cuck closet and die
Could’ve just made some escape pod signs or some robot voice telling people where to go over the speakers
It's not, you can see the door leading outside through the "escape hatch". The biggest issue is that it looks fricking awkward to get into which might be a problem in an actual emergency.
>6000 dollar LARP event. >All quests are QR codes that don't work. >None of your choices matter, you get railroaded to random paths because the system doesn't work.
At least in actual LARP events you get to beat up nerds with buffer sticks and see fat chicks occasionally have their corsets pushing their breasts out of their costumes. For 6000 dollars I expect a hotel room with two prostitutes dressed as Twi'leks and a bag of cocaine on the table. Not an extremely boring LARP where you just browse a shitty buggy app on your phone 95% of the time.
>It was a sandbox: if you wanted to be there to cosplay while trying funky-looking food and drinks, that was a path you could take; if you wanted to embrace the childlike wonder of lightsaber training and blasting baddies into space, there was that too.
I was under the impression neither of those things could really happen
>was you made the experience
ESL journalism
>can’t rp empire
>can’t rp bounty hunter
>can’t frick alien broads
>can be chauffeured along to assist the resistance pedos
Well obviously. It was made for idiots to go there and do a Star Wars LARP, but they drastically overestimated the amount of people who would want to do that for two straight days, plus pay the ridiculous price tag.
Maybe the sequels weren't so fricking SHIT they'd get more takers.
A lot more people would’ve been willing to larp if they needed to hide rebel agents in their cabins and the rebel agents would repay them by riding them like a stolen bantha
they spend the last few years calling those people who would SW LARP incel sexists racists and that SW wasn't for them.
So I can pretend I'm in an episode of "Prison Break" ?
lol it does look more like a prison than a holiday destination it's hard to figure what the frick was in their heads when they decided to charge the price of a decent used car to stick people in a windowless box for 2 days and everyone be cool about it
Yeah there aint even a freaking pool.
Bros, Disney was counting on us... and we failed them...
And we keep failing Disney
At the box office
And Disney+ subscriptions
In merchandise sales
And social media engagement
We really are nothing but a bunch of chuds
>no twilek stripclubs + massage parlors
>no stormtroopers vs rebels laser tag
>no gaming room where you can play every Star Wars video game ever made
>no cinema to marathon all the movies
>no “professional” make up artists to make you look like an alien
Trash
According to /ourgirl/ Jenny the TVs in the hotel room didn't even have complimentary Disney+
It's really funny that they didn't want to put many obvious emergency exits everywhere for the sake of immersion, so in the event of a fire you're instructed to hide in a cuck closet and die
that can't possibly be true (and legal)
It's not, you can see the door leading outside through the "escape hatch". The biggest issue is that it looks fricking awkward to get into which might be a problem in an actual emergency.
>and legal
I will make it legal
Isn't Disneyland its own province or something? They make their own laws.
Could’ve just made some escape pod signs or some robot voice telling people where to go over the speakers
Disney expects the average fatso to get into that?
oh boy i love paying thousands of dollars to 'make my own experience'
that thigh gap tho
Give me a couple hours with her and I think I could make some experience some real Disney magic shit
>6000 dollar LARP event.
>All quests are QR codes that don't work.
>None of your choices matter, you get railroaded to random paths because the system doesn't work.
At least in actual LARP events you get to beat up nerds with buffer sticks and see fat chicks occasionally have their corsets pushing their breasts out of their costumes. For 6000 dollars I expect a hotel room with two prostitutes dressed as Twi'leks and a bag of cocaine on the table. Not an extremely boring LARP where you just browse a shitty buggy app on your phone 95% of the time.
You can LARP as any one of a dozen generic background characters. Try to be one of the main ones, like Luke or Rey, and they tell you to knock it off.